Some of the best cow content comes from 'fan' donations. I'm not going to get doxed to send a fake PS5 to Cyraxx but I will laugh at all the lolcows getting sex toys and freaking out.
Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls
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Saw a video of someone getting a call in from Raxx. He jumps to calling the guy a jew really fast, and the guy says he's going to send it to his new GF.
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Marty would be very upset if you sent ME a PS5, just saying.
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That's some spicy goblin rage, he was really getting load a few times. And at like 6:42am with multiple pleas from Sally to stop. It woggles the mind.
"You're gonna be sitting in jail for blackmail" projection doesn't stop.
Also threatening to come and beat someone's ass. He just can't stop unsuccessfully trying violence.
"Shut the fuck up and tell me what you want" x10. lmao
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SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!
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I've noticed that cyrax is always naming his "friends" in his videos. I get the feeling that they are random names he comes up with to appear that he has a circle of friends and the illusion of a social life. Has any of the people he randomly mentioned been identified or are they actually fake?
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I believe it's a mixed bag. Some are probably real buddy trolls (Aussie man named clint) and other's are fake. He name drops a ton to have the facade of people having his back as he speaks in total ignorance of the matter at hand. His shriveled tiny brain's primary function is to either be the hero/victim in a given scenario and he can never be wrong unless he wants something out of someone like when he teams up with Marty. He's said he's had the Hells Angels on his side before.
Nigger, all I'm trying to say is that if you're gonna be on the farms, respect the no touching rule, and get any idea of interacting with a cow of your head for your own good - not that you would be in any danger, but to have a modicum of dignity. People who interact with cows at all (No matter how, in your terms, likeable they may be) is either as big of a loser as the cow, or worse. It's a very childish thing to do.
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He never learns, retard spent a night in jail, is looking at more time in jail and goes right back to raging and threatening to assault people. I don't feel bad for Sally, she raised him to be like this, she gets to deal with his screaming.
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I once felt bad for Sally, but that eventually evaporated. She just didn't fail to raise him, she failed to raise her own son too.
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It really depends. As mentioned, his friend in Australia is a buddy troll, but sometimes the people have disowned him. One he liked to use was Paul aka Boogeyman the Clown, but I don't know if he's seen that Paul has cut him off. Somewhat recently, like a couple of months ago, he was talking about his friend Camtime Racing, who then said he hadn't talked to Chance in months.
Then there's people like his family friend Beau...where he means Beau Bridges, the actor. Or his friendship with the Green Power Ranger's actor, who he totally met at a comiccon while dressed as a male version of Tracer from Overwatch. He might have interacted with these people's Facebook fanpages, and took away a whole parasocial relationship from it. He might have also never done that, and he's lying, or delusional.
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It's better to have him just continue to be an anal polyp on Raxx.
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Raise one child rapist, shame on them. Raise two child rapists, shame on you.
All of Chance's friendships with famous/semi-famous people are straight up lies. It's usually William who'll inquire about that and they always have no idea who he is. He's a sad guy, he makes up relationships with famous people because he wants to feel important, it's like that kid in Grade 1 who's dad owns Nintendo never grew up and just kept saying the same shit for 30 years.
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Someone already sent him a sex toy. Sally opens all of the mail off camera without him and doesn't tell him about some of it (there has been people send him stuff like a tattoo machine that he never mentioned until they brought it up then he went and asked Sally. There was also more than one rope sent but he didn't know about the others until Tangerine Cat recorded calls with Sally.) So sending him something like a sex toy and thinking that you are going to get hot content when he opens it on camera is a waste and really shows how new you are.
Some of these people have been wine aunts that find Chance online and try to help him, but he ends up doxxing them and their life becomes hell after that.
That's two child rapists that we know about. There have been suspicions about Bill, plus she got married to a child rapists when she was 14 who then went on to rape his own daughter. Dailynn (Sally's daughter) told WMFG about it in a Facebook message.
In other news, someone let Chance know about the new guy recording his calls:
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Agreed. Marty would be delighted to have his own thread to bitch and moan about. He'd revel in it.
Remember the Ween rule 4(c) : we do not reward bad behavior with attention.
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It'll get really funny when Marty starts getting his own dedicated alogs. If he's already pissy about his chat starting to decent he's going to throw a tantrum when the lolcow engine starts up. He's going to blow a gasket when channels start clipping his shit to make fun of him and little animations making fun of him being a fatass start popping up. All it'll take is for there to be just enough blood in the water and just enough of a lull in content for someone like SmokeyMC to make a Marty video and then it'll cascade.
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I always saw marty as a grifter more then a lolcow due to not doing anything except when he went to whatever to Timbuktu land that cyraxx lives and beat the shit out of him but he's recent events involving the pedophile bowser and doxxing the dude that got cyraxx in jail defently cements him as a lolcow
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I used to be against the idea of a dedicated MBM thread on Kiwi Farms because he is, at best, a Wal-Mart brand Eithan Ralph, but it seems like Null giving these people their own thread to talk about Marty in is the only way we are going to get to talk about Cyraxx in this one.
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The dude basically doxed himself but MBM is awfully gleeful about it. If I had the same dox I'd have posted them, too, not because I have anything against that autist, but because it was already part of the public record and of interest. Also his seething jealousy instead of joining in on the lulz completely cements him as a cow.
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I can't verify if the dox is current, but fuck it. Sounds like a good time to drop it. Music Biz Marty, aka Nicholas Charles Beigler. April, 1986. Wheeling, Illinois.
I encourage everyone to do your due diligence, and of course correct me if I'm wrong. Pretty sure I'm not though.
I encourage everyone to do your due diligence, and of course correct me if I'm wrong. Pretty sure I'm not though.
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This faggot is 37?! Jesus Christ I was under the assumption he was still in his early 30s but even then imagine being a grown ass man and acting like this but being near his 40s sheesh this puts the 3/3 event in a whole level of pathetic