Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[clipartfan92]

The fact he can take off to Ireland with a big stash of amphetamines

I doubt he would still have any left at this point. Can some of the euros here enlighten us about street speed over there? Isn't amphetamine paste common and fairly easy to source? I think it's highly likely that EFNO would already have some sort of drug hookup being a degenerate tranny leftist.

 

[Punished Neco]

I don't know bc I'm not a woke retard and thus I'm not that good in speaking woke.

It's actually surprisingly easy, even if you're on the right.
Just think about all the things you've laughed at over the past few years thinking 'they're really angry over this shit?'. It's that simple.
Internet blackface being one of them, get into the right mindset and you can even speak their language (retarded), you'll know what will make them angry and at that point you've got the power.
That's how to easily cancel a leftist influencer, just don't forget to include TW (Trigger Warning) at the start of the tweet .
Maybe I'm just built different, who knows. Being dual lingual in woke opens up quite a few possibilities for trolls though.

Anyway, Keff ended up responding to the racism allegations on yesterdays stream, talking about Kiwi Farms and Chloe Sagal. The "Piccrew", incident etc etc. You'd never guess this is recorded at 1.25x speed.

The real question is though, Do they know?

Keffals streamed yesterday, this is someone who really wants people to believe that they're offended by being deadnamed by police.

Speaking of which the Human Rights Complaint states that the police have 60 days to respond to the initial complaint, at which point Keffals has a further 60 days to respond to their response, it's been 77 days so far since the complaint was filed on April the 21st.

So the ball should be in Keffals court and Keffals should be responding to the police's response to the initial complaint, I wonder why no updates?
For the record this is "Option B" as per the screenshot, Option A is the Commission just telling Keffals to fuck off and they're not interested in taking it up the complaint.
Keffals really has been eerily silent on this process, almost as if they don't want to get into it further

 

[Haramburger]

I'm just annoyed that I have to think about this fat canadian because I check out the Features and Anisa's Husband™ is so utterly cucked that he talks about DMing Keffals and how cool their community is in a recent charity stream.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I doubt he would still have any left at this point. Can some of the euros here enlighten us about street speed over there? Isn't amphetamine paste common and fairly easy to source? I think it's highly likely that EFNO would already have some sort of drug hookup being a degenerate tranny leftist.

Potato Ogre has sperged out before about having the alphabe of mental disorders so I am sure he has a hookup all the amphetamine’s Lucas would want,

 

[Trombonista]

He even farts like a man.

I think farts have more to do with diet than with biological sex.
Edit: IBD can also play a role.

 

[Haramburger]

I think farts have more to do with diet than with biological sex.

men's buttcheeks clap more during toot, I don't know all the science but it just werks that way

dudes never have that epic thighgap some women do, those women probably have silent farts for life unless they sit on a cushy vinyl bench when ripping ass

 

[S.C.U.D.]

men's buttcheeks clap more during toot, I don't know all the science but it just werks that way

dudes never have that epic thighgap some women do, those women probably have silent farts for life unless they sit on a cushy vinyl bench when ripping ass

So, men have a noise advantage in farts, and yet despite that, Keffals still had to resort to fake farts? Wow, he just lost my respect.

 

[Yamamura]

So, men have a noise advantage in farts, and yet despite that, Keffals still had to resort to fake farts? Wow, he just lost my respect.

His farts are as real as his "womanhood".

 

[AltisticRight]

Ways Kiwifarms can tell a tranny is a man in drag:
- Shoulders
- Adam's apple
- AGP Smirk
- Male Pattern Baldness
- Eunuch hunch
- Pirated pornography
- Jawline
- Bone structure
- Terminally online
- Twitter biography

New to the list:
His farting.

You are a man, Luke.

 

[Godmode]

How the fuck do you know how a non-man farts sound like?

Because I'm not a fucking incel.

 

[grapeshark77]

Keffals doesn't seem to have a Threads account yet, they appear to be very strict (basically Instagram/Facebook level moderation) so he wouldn't be allowed to be his edgy self. His Twitter is dying:



I do love that he's finally in Europe and didn't go to Twitchcon Paris.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Anyway, Keff ended up responding to the racism allegations on yesterdays stream, talking about Kiwi Farms and Chloe Sagal. The "Piccrew", incident etc etc. You'd never guess this is recorded at 1.25x speed.

the fact that lucas still has the nerve to say we are the reason why chloe segal is dead while casually never actually looking into the whole story really just shows you how little he has learned and how little he actually cares about anyone other than himself.

even in this clip he essentially just talks about how he is the victim and anybody who trys to call him out on stuff he has done is wrong because he is the victim.

also maybe i am just being retarded here but i feel like casually talking about how you were gonna have illegal drugs sent to your house seems like a really stupid idea regardless of if you did or not.

lucas just seems to have this weird belief that he is immune to consequences for his actions and whenever he talks about stuff like this or just trys to defend his actions in general you can really tell that should a day ever come where he actually gets in real trouble be it a lawsuit or even just canceled online and dropped by everyone. he is gonna have a fit that will make anything chris chan has done in public look normal and well adjusted.

 

[Kees H]

Anyway, Keff ended up responding to the racism allegations on yesterdays stream, talking about Kiwi Farms and Chloe Sagal. The "Piccrew", incident etc etc. You'd never guess this is recorded at 1.25x speed.

He's so fucking boring. Even sped up I am falling asleep when he talks. Funny to see him trying to grift sympathy again with trying to cry on stream. At this point he should just accept he blew 100k on fucking EFNO in Ireland and drugs, and stop being a fucking idiot. But ofcourse, he's going to try again to spread fake shit about Kiwi Farms (any fucking idiot can find out what happened to Chloe Sagal) to farm more sympathy.

Keffals streamed yesterday, this is someone who really wants people to believe that they're offended by being deadnamed by police.

I think he's mostly triggered now by having to laugh at our shitposting and sneeding, and he might have realised he took on a website he would have really wanted to join if he didn't chop his dick off and troon out. Him stealing the shooped pic of shooting at the Twin Towers is basically proof of that.

I do love that he's finally in Europe and didn't go to Twitchcon Paris.

That would be too dangerous ofcourse, people really want to kill Lucas. Also, without money it's hard to travel would be the real reason. And he doesn't want to get humiliated by getting ignored by everyone except for some nobodies who no one knows.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Goddamn even in 1.25% speed he's so boooooring amd his posture is fucking terrible, those round shoulders he reminds me of a hunchbacked homosexual penguin standing over an egg in the wind.

 

[JustSomeDong]

So, men have a noise advantage in farts, and yet despite that, Keffals still had to resort to fake farts? Wow, he just lost my respect.

#FartPrivilege

 

[Procrastinhater]

The fact that lucas still has the nerve to say we are the reason why chloe segal is dead while casually never actually looking into the whole story

Once again a fucking troon using Chloe Sagals immolation for his own purposes and totally ignoring the reasons Chloe stated were the cause of their suicide - the ostracizing and cold shouldering of the troon community and the lack of care for the homeless and mentally ill.
It's a shame Chloe didn't staple the fucking manifesto together because in the chaos it seems to have blown away but from what eye witnesses said Chloe didn't blame the Farms but the troons like "Brianna Wu" and the other faggots and the way homeless mentally ill were treated by the Government.
It's distasteful as fuck how faggots like Lucas use a person's suicide for their own agenda, seems even setting themselves on fire isn't even for these selfish troonified fucks to pay attention to Chloe. Don't fucking blame us faggot, that one is on YOUR communities hands.

 

[Jacknife]

His insistance one not being bald reminds me of Jason Blaha.

I wonder at which Point He will start wearing a wig

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

His insistance one not being bald reminds me of Jason Blaha.

I wonder at which Point He will start wearing a wig

Hair extensions. Lucas is going to blow more grift money on those next.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Don't fucking blame us faggot, that one is on YOUR communities hands.

They wouldn't be trannies if they took even a modicum of responsibility for their actions. It's always someone else's fault according to them.

 

[Punished Neco]

He's so fucking boring. Even sped up I am falling asleep when he talks.

Try this one on for size then.
I call it: Dead Air

Spoiler: In regards to the clip

I tried to pull a sneaky one, that video is actually recorded at x2 speed. So double the timers for dead air, 15 seconds, 19 seconds of pure silence.

The clip ends with CrackedRack's "Keffals Song" ('Cut my dick off, I need a swift transition' song), yes, for the past few weeks Keffals has been jamming and jiggling around in the chair to Kiwi Farms songs/Songs by the haters.
The stream waiting intro for the start of today's stream was 20 minutes of that song on repeat, so it played around 9 times in a row.

Today's stream went exceptionally well, streamed on Youtube to maximize the viewers from the Vaush clickbait video coming over to watch the stream, got to a whopping 650 concurrent viewers.... then the Internet connection took a shit for 20 minutes so the stream abruptly ended and when Keffals finally returned they could only manage 120 viewers, in the end gave up and ended the stream because the Internet was still bad.
The clip was taken from right near the end where Keffals is trying to fix the connection so the stream wasn't quite that bad in regards to dead air but there were noticeable gaps.

Speaking of music, Wednesdays stream had another song that Keffals put on after someone in chat said it was eerily quiet, Keffals then laughs, sways in time to the beat and sometimes sings along to the song.
Also when the song says "Catboy Ranch, where minors would post their ass" Keffals then pauses the song and uses this as an opportunity to promote the new Catboy Ranch 2.0 Discord.