Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Here's the Youtube link although we already have a good archive, no idea why it was held back. They have a Twitter/Facebook but Pat hasn't shown up there yet:


The people who watch Inside Edition and comment on their posts are not the brightest.
There's a couple of them who suspect IE isn't telling the whole story, but yeah. Comment sections make me die inside.
 
It appears one of the rascals on Reddit fooled Patrick again. Courtesy of diaper huffing fag on ona...


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Wait since when does “everyone” have herpes unless they are a virgin? I didn’t see this gem when I highlighted my way through the thread. What level of cope is it called when you tell the world you and your mentally retarded wife have herpes but so do all of you readers, unless you are incels.
Everyone with a wife who was in a polycule is what he means.

Also, herpes is a much much bigger thing for Black people than White people in the US, like a 4:1 ratio, so if someone White has it, it could be a mark of that particular inclination. One or both of them may have been disproportionately affected by Black cock.
 
It appears one of the rascals on Reddit fooled Patrick again. Courtesy of diaper huffing fag on ona...


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You have to love it, even if it was real, it literally said how to reply to not subscribe and 'Rick sends it the incorrect reply to not get billed. How fucking stupid do you have to be not to follow simple, written instructions? Anyone who is too fucking stupid to correctly reply to a text message that literally tells you how not to get billed, and fucks it up, fucking deserves to get billed.
 
Everyone with a wife who was in a polycule is what he means.

Also, herpes is a much much bigger thing for Black people than White people in the US, like a 4:1 ratio, so if someone White has it, it could be a mark of that particular inclination. One or both of them may have been disproportionately affected by Black cock.
The better question would be can herpes be transmitted by fart and/or pepperoni?
 
Wait since when does “everyone” have herpes unless they are a virgin? I didn’t see this gem when I highlighted my way through the thread. What level of cope is it called when you tell the world you and your mentally retarded wife have herpes but so do all of you readers, unless you are incels.
This old retarded chestnut.

It’s to do with “everyone” carrying the virus, which is semi true.
Oral herpes, yes, most people have been exposed to the virus, but genital herpes, it’s about 11-14 % of people apparently.

It’s also said of HPV, but that’s not entirely true either.

If Fat and his wife are carriers of the Herpes, then it’s not surprising. There are probably hitherto unknown to science versions of bacteria, fungi and viruses hidden in Fatrick’s various rolls of fat and crevices. Herpes is the least of his worries.

His saving grace is that he is the only person alive that can get that flesh eating bacteria and barely notice.
 
Here is the latest data on HSV 1 & 2 prevalence in the US:


Also, there are 8 herpes viruses that routinely infect people, and some are even more prevalent than HSV 1 & 2. Chickenpox, Epstein-Barr, & cytomegalovirus are also herpes viruses. The Kaposi's sarcoma virus is another human herpes virus, but is less important as a clinical entity unless you have HIV.

So, if someone has herpes, they really need to be more clear than that. Especially since HSV 1 & 2 can appear at any location that is mucosal tissue. So, you can get HSV-1, which is typically associated with "cold sores" (which is a complete misnomer), on your genitals, just as you can get HSV-2, which is the one typically associated with genital lesions, in/on your mouth.

And now you know more about herpes viruses than you ever wanted!
 
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Patso is wearing Nikki's blouse in the Inside Edition piece. He fills in the bust, which is not surprising. There is a selfie of him in a woman's blazer too. Patso has the AGP? That would explain his troon-simping.

Taylor Lorenz is the unseen hand behind this media pity party for the Tomlinson-Robinson family. She will have an ulterior motive because she sure as hell doesn't give a fuck about people, especially poor white trash like Pat and Nikki. The only reason they are not trailer trash is because the former ha' hovel owner helped them get a mortgage. Otherwise Pat would be living in a double wide. Because he could not fit into a single wide on account of his fatness. Barrel chested, lol. It only seems that way because of his toothpick arms and legs.

Edited for typos. Real typos not the tacit-tactic ecliptic-eclectic sort that Piggy's hooves produce.
 
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If Fat and his wife are carriers of the Herpes, then it’s not surprising. There are probably hitherto unknown to science versions of bacteria, fungi and viruses hidden in Fatrick’s various rolls of fat and crevices. Herpes is the least of his worries.
Then their strains die with them for they are fat and nobody would have sex with them.
 
For anybody else his life would literally be hell of their own making. There's a lesson in there.

Once upon a time, in a town like any other, there lived a man named Patrick. He was an undeniably peculiar fellow, spending more time in his imagination than the real world. He loved to daydream, creating strange new worlds and stories in his head, and would stand on an upturned apple crate and cry them to the town.

One sunny afternoon, while Patrick was in the middle of a particularly fantastical story about a far distant land where boys were girls and girls were boys and Norm Macdonald wasn't funny, an unfamiliar face humorously pointed and called him 'silly.' Stiffening with indignation, Patrick volleyed back, suddenly branding the man as a 'criminal' and a 'stalker' and a 'child' much to the surprise of his audience.

You see, the people all knew that Patrick was silly. His response was so out of place that it sparked whispers among the townsfolk. 'Did Patrick really believe his own stories,' they wondered, 'How silly of him! What misplaced rage!'
But the more people referred to him as silly, the more vehement Patrick's protests became. And so it went. For years Patrick escalated his accusations. He wasted his whole life savings on his pursuits. His drinking spiraled out of control, sending him rabid with rage and delirious with conspiracy. He grew fatter and fatter and begged the disinterested local constabulary to imprison the supposed slanderers.

In his frenzy, however, he failed to notice his life starting to unravel around him. One day when his accusations were at their peak, he saw something that horrified him. Within the crowd that had gathered to watch him, he saw familiar faces. Friends and family and colleagues.

'Silly,' they gently echoed with evident sadness in their eyes. That single word from the mouths of those he held dear crumbled a foundational block in the fortress he had built up around himself, and his stronghold began to crack. Patrick's stubborn pride and anger shattered, and he truly realized what he had become.
It was he himself who had managed to create a life more akin to a hell than a home. The walls surrounding him were built by his own hands, isolating himself from everyone around him. The pain and disappointment in his family's eyes were reflections of him, not the townsfolk who had called him silly. That's why he had never won in the courts. That's why the police had never arrested anyone. That's why his audience had slowly slipped away despite, what he thought, was the tale of a century!

It was so simple all along. Patrick was silly. But he didn't have to be.

With newfound clarity, Patrick sincerely apologized to the crowd for his unruly behavior and false accusations. His plea was met with silence, but suddenly, something amazing happened. Smiles broke out across the sea of faces and forgiveness bloomed. His long lost daughter rushed into his arms, and Norm smiled from heaven, as justice had been done.

And thus ends our fable with an important moral: It is not what others say about us but our response to them that determines our reality. For as every good author knows, our reactions can often paint us as the villains of our own stories.
 
Could he be getting paid for the media appearances?
I can imagine there's better stories to pay to hear then Fatricks, but when your only legitimate source is the pig itself, it's likely they'll put up with it squealing before admitting to browsing this site.
 
I can imagine there's better stories to pay to hear then Fatricks, but when your only legitimate source is the pig itself, it's likely they'll put up with it squealing before admitting to browsing this site.
It feels like the publicist thing might be true, considering the massive push Man of Pig has been getting lately. But 'news' shows like Inside Edition generally pay people for their story, is my understanding. The truth doesn't matter when you're fearmongering, so there's no need to do any research, and Pat's a grifter by nature, considering the covid loans and even his previous job with insurance.
 
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