Kyle Anthony "Kylie / Cassandra / Jesse / Alex" Brooks / queerdykekylie - [shareable] CHILDISH, TOTES A GUY

[Trombonista]

Back in May, Kylie had a crossover with Keffals. (Archive)

 

[Rogowski]

Found a couple of mildly interesting things on his Reddit:
From the LGBT Muslim subreddit:

Kylie admits to not wearing a hijab anymore. And to be fair it probably causes less problems for him but the old Kylie wouldn’t have compromised to avoid controversy.

Obligatory selfie. Kylie looks much unhealthier than he did a few short years ago.



Kylie’s introduction post in a subreddit created by Kylie, for black studs.

Interesting to note that Kylie is not connecting themselves to their old Facebook persona of queerdykekylie. Also, the audacity of this clown to try and found a subreddit for butch lesbians….

 

[Old Fart]

"I don't identify with the hijab anymore" - no Kyle, that's not how Islam works. "Islam" means submission to the will of Allah (Praise and Lulz be upon Him) and Mr. Lah neither recognises anything outside men/women, nor allows women of child-bearing age to go without hijab. So cover up yourself against the lustful looks of fellow muslim men!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

"I don't identify with the hijab anymore" - no Kyle, that's not how Islam works. "Islam" means submission to the will of Allah (Praise and Lulz be upon Him) and Mr. Lah neither recognises anything outside men/women, nor allows women of child-bearing age to go without hijab. So cover up yourself against the lustful looks of fellow muslim men!

There’s no such thing as an ex-Muslim only an apostate. Who Mohammad, PBUH, says should be stoned to death.

 

[Kosher Dill]

There’s no such thing as an ex-Muslim only an apostate. Who Mohammad, PBUH, says should be stoned to death.

I still maintain that when they come to throw him off a building they'll say "Oh, we already did him."

 

[Trombonista]

Kyle made Queen Elizabeth's death about himself.

 

[Balldo]

Kylie is now on month two of HRT.


You can always count on Kylie to be a Buzzkill Andy.



Kylie has an admirer.



Meet Jack. Jack is widowed and now living in Thailand of all fucking places.

 

[crayolasword]

So Kylie if about to look like a retarded chimp with tits?

 

[Bassomatic]

There is more than 100% Jack fucks lady boys and has a series of really upsetting fetishes.

I forget about this shark looking nigga. I guess his Islam game is up if he's on HRT?

I'm half shocked that they allowed it for someone as sick as him. But it's also Canada so who knows.

 

[AnOminous]

Meet Jack. Jack is widowed and now living in Thailand of all fucking places.

Well that guy totally doesn't look like a pederast sex tourist.

 

[Balldo]

Well that guy totally doesn't look like a pederast sex tourist.

Yeah, I wasn't going to say it as the "pedo face" trope is so over-used. But, goddamn, if there is ever somebody who deserved it, it's this fucking guy. He's like one of the ghouls from the Desmond thread.

I wonder if he's German. German pedos are especially fans of Thailand. His writing is very ESL.

I guess his Islam game is up if he's on HRT?

LOL, no, he's "rolling" forward as a troonslim.


Here's some more not sharable caps from Kylie's HRT journey. Sorry if any of this has been posted, I haven't checked on Kylie or this thread in a long time. Wait, I just re-read this, he's dysphoric about NOT having small breasts? Well, that's a fucking MTF first in my experience. I guess having sloppy man boobs that remind you that they aren't real woman tits could cause dysphoria.


Women's College Hospital, naturally. God, he must be the biggest pain in the ass.



Naturally, he found something to reeee about. Made me feel terrible for interpreters, that sounds like a tough enough job without dealing with newspeak for sensitive troons.



Kylie being Kylie, he ran over his spironolactone pills.

 

[Trombonista]

I predict he'll give up HRT by the end of the year.

 

[AnOminous]

I predict he'll give up HRT by the end of the year.

I still wish his wheelchair had a coinslot so you could put in a quarter to watch him have a seizure.

 

[lindsayfan]

ah kylie. the ugliest part of my soul is so entertained by him, repeatedly running over & reversing over his spiro pills in his ramadan-decorated power chair while the fat retiree in thailand coos "you're so beautiful"

 

[Positron]

Spironolactone is a diuretic; Kyle's slaves have to change his diapers more often now.

 

[Balldo]

Here's some more not shareables. Kylie's estradiol journey has been simultaneously autistic, OCD, boring, yet hilarious.

First, here's a neat photo gallery for y'all. Every day, he posts a picture of his MTF journey, with the same text to start, but then describing his clothes for blind people using text readers. I'm just posting one of the text parts, but including gallery shots of the progress pics. If anyone wants a larger version of a particular pic for shooping, DM me.

And, it's been like that everyday for months now...




Kylie is looking for a change of scenery and is considering trying to get another degree at Gallaudet University, a school for the deaf in DC. Naturally, he got off to a great start. (Note: I'm not an expert on estradiol or similar drugs, but is getting shakier with one's spelling a typical side effect? Kylie's always been a tard, but I don't remember him doing so much blatant misspelling. Seems like he hits the same character twice often? Maybe just a side effect of his condition that has worsened. Either way, I have a hard time believing that a man with his type of conditions would be helped by a feminization drug? Canada things, I guess. )




Imagine being the admin prole getting this request to start off your day before your coffee kicks in. Ahhh, classic old school entitled Kylie, I missed this stuff.

Also, Kylie continues to overshare his personal info.

A friend suggests this might be a bad idea, but, as always, Kylie knows best!

 

[lindsayfan]

i've been steadily paying kylie $50/month in reparations, but now that i know he's got a $200/month whale i feel insecure. i feel like he's been leading me on this whole time. would the $200/month reparations donor please PM me so we can discuss? i look forward to interacting with you via kiwi messenger.

on a happier note the kylie warhol grids are hilarious.

 

[Balldo]

on a happier note the kylie warhol grids are hilarious.

Yeah, I really enjoy them as well. Every single day, the same thing, just different clothes.

"It's like poetry, so that it rhymes!"

 

[Trombonista]

By reparations he probably just means his family.

 

[moorhen]

By reparations he probably just means his family.

to be fair, mongoloid sympathy money doesn't have quite the same ring