Fanfiction Horrors

@Activelo whoa, good find. OTW has had a long issue with promoting progressive shit. Shocker that it's come back to bite them in the ass.

That explains why mouse (adybpt) censored Stitch's name. Stitch has called out racism and double standards in fandom, and even if you think she's as dumb as Joy Reid, she does make a few good points. I actually told her when I was on Twitter that despite us having vastly different political views, she was right. Imagine a racist having more respect for black people, lmao.

There is so much FtM trans Krauser all of a sudden, sometimes not even tagged, just wham! Vulva on a beefy dude. I think it's a specific Asian pooner on Twitter and her clique who started/are spreading it, but genderspecial fandom ladies change their names so much and Twitter is awful.

That artist is Francis Xie. She drew weird Elden Ring porn and has drawn NSFW X men comics that are actually well drawn. She calls herself a "gay trans man" and is a prolific twitter user. She posts anonymously on AO3, but I recognize her style, especially the line art.
Thankfully Poonser has been kept restricted to the Remake!Krauser and not the original. This I can abide.
Ah, hate to burst your bubble. Francis Xie got a gift fic.
 
Ah, hate to burst your bubble. Francis Xie got a gift fic.
I'm aware, but from what I've seen the drawings made for this fic by her still have Nu-Krauser in places where the original Krauser should be.
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(Note the eyebrows and the crooked nose. Nu-Krauser also never met Wesker, apparently.)

I'm actually not complaining about this, because now to cope for my sanity's sake I can treat them like two separate entities.
 
I'm aware, but from what I've seen the drawings made for this fic by her still have Nu-Krauser in places where the original Krauser should be.
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(Note the eyebrows and the crooked nose. Nu-Krauser also never met Wesker, apparently.)

I'm actually not complaining about this, because now to cope for my sanity's sake I can treat them like two separate entities.
What I also noticed is that she makes Nu Krauser look fat, like dumpy, middle aged man at a football game fat. Krauser from the OG RE4 is built like a truck. Even if he did gain weight in his later years, it'd be solid fat - like what you see on strongmen. I think this is a subliminal nod to how transmen gain a ton of weight while on T.


Now that we're back in action, I found a few more horror fics - or those in the more humorous variety. The first is a CoD fic that is a crossover with Pacific Rim (which was pretty big around ten years ago). The author uses the word "fuck" 72 times in a 5,000 word one shot. The author, being a pooner, also made Ghost a pooner. Link / Archive

Here is a sample.
soap's fist slipped from ghost's ribcage and to the edge of the chair, holding tight to keep himself up and give enough room for his other hand to slide down between their bodies, between ghost's spread thighs. his skin remembered the feeling, sun-warmed salt-water, feverishly hot. ghost's hips rocked forward, a low whine against soap's mouth as fingers slid over his cunt, slick folds and his cock hard, throbbing when soap rubbed the pad of his thumb against it.

"fuckin' soaked for me," soap murmured, taking ghost's lower lip between his teeth through the mask, biting hard enough he knew it'd sting before letting go. the slack of ghost's jaw pulled the fabric taut, a fraction lower on the bridge of his nose, scattered freckles stark against how flushed his face was. his breath was coming heavy, hot against soap's face.

soap thought about digging his teeth into exposed bone, gnawing, marrow on his tongue, copper and iron staining his mouth.

ghost tilted his hips, his hands reaching blind until they could slide along soap's thighs, down to hook underneath his knees just for something to hold onto. soap leaned in closer, hiked ghost's leg over his shoulder just a little higher, felt him bend easily underneath soap's weight. the pin he'd gotten against ghost in their spar, flat on his back and twisted just how soap wanted him, looking up at soap.

it made something in soap's chest curl like a greedy dragon around its hoard, hot smoke in his throat, coveting a rare treasure he'd spent ages getting his hands on. fucking weeks of wanting nothing more than for ghost to look at him, look past all the numbers and scores and matches and price's praise and just see him, see that soap had what it took to be a ranger — the best ranger if someone would just fucking look at him—

the weight of ghost's eyes, even hazy like they were now, settled the feeling that had been raging for weeks.

soap curled a finger into ghost, hot and tight and so fucking wet, needy just for him. ghost's head tipped back, eyelids heavy and soap fixed his mouth against the front of ghost's throat, pretty white canvas for soap to make his mark against. it'd be hard to hide, so high up, and even if ghost did cover it soap would know it was there, know it was the shape of his teeth.

"not fucking delicate, johnny, c'mon," ghost's boot knocked into soap's back again, buckles rattling. soap could practically taste his voice, tongue laid flat against ghost's throat and soothing the mark he'd bitten into forming. maybe it was the sweat starting to bead across their skin but soap could swear his mouth was full of salt water.

"greedy," soap laughed, low in his throat, but pushed another finger in rough and to the knuckle, rocked up hard with each flex of his wrist. ghost felt so fucking good inside — soap could easily imagine doing this until carpal tunnel set in and then some. hard as a fucking rock in his joggers but soap would be sated, easily, just finger fucking ghost until he fell apart.

No, I didn't edit that. That's how the fic is written: no capitalization, and a gratuitous use of the word 'fuck' that would make Mr. Lahey blush. Pooner Ghost or Pooner Soap has increased in popularity, and as you can guess, every one writing it is a pooner themselves. In this author's main work, she has 'fuck' used over 300 times in her 50,000 word work. Also, Ghost is Jewish for whatever reason, so oy vey I guess.


This one is not my fandom, but it's really something. This one has a 50 year old pooner who magically does not have a dried out vagina (the author admitted using estradiol cream would've been a mood killer), dating someone who is HIV positive. The bonus? They met on Grindr. Link / Archive
Izzy discreetly checked his phone during the intermission of Der Rosenkavalier. Nothing much – some things from work that could and would wait – but there was a Grindr notification from an ISO NOW, who seemed to be in the opera house, given his distance. He opened the message.
Hi daddy~
Love your cock, and your hole.
Enjoying the opera?
Izzy flicked over to ISO NOW’s profile. Nice dick, cute face. Recently tested, on PrEP. His own profile was about as brief as this one – just a cock-and-spread-hole pic, encouragement to google FtM, and testing information. No face.
I hope you’re not on here during the actual opera.
The answer was nearly instant.
No, that would be pretty fucking gauche. Just saw you and wanted to see more of you.
After the opera, wait at the far-left door at the main entrance. I’ll find you. We’ll go to my place.
Couldn’t be looking forward to it more.
Izzy put his phone back on do not disturb. He didn’t like to admit it, especially since this was the season ticket he’d finally really splurged on, but he had a little trouble concentrating on the opera’s second half.
As everyone filtered out in their finery, Izzy went straight to where ISO NOW was meant to meet him. He was there – obedient, good. Very tall. Izzy went up to him.
“Still into it?” he asked. Who knew, maybe the kid wasn’t into short men, or his face repulsed him.
“Oh, yeah, daddy,” ISO NOW said. “Let’s get a cab?”
Izzy did so. They sat a respectable distance apart in the back.
“Is there something I can call you that isn’t ISO NOW?” Izzy asked.
“My name is Lucius.”
“Mine is Israel. Izzy.”

Suppose we do need more representation in transmen getting those POZ LOADS.


This next one is a kicker. I posted this in the Trannys Posting L's thread, but as it came from AO3, it's true home is here. The author deleted it after getting a TERFy comment, so it is archived here. I want you to notice how pooners subliminally compare themselves to men as if it's a phrenology contest.

The woman had smiled kindly at him when he had told her his name. The whole town of Monteriggioni knew the Auditore family. Or at least they knew Mario and the run down villa towering over the village. It hadn’t taken long for her to take his measurements. The robes hung too wide over his shoulders and he had to tighten the belt as tight as possible, but still the fabric sagged way too low over his hips and the scabbard of his father’s sword swung a bit too freely, bruising his thigh. It wasn’t practical, or safe, and most of all he looked to be drowning under the waves of fabric. If anything good about the outfit, the weapon belts and ornate insignia formed an illusion of a thicker waist and effectively hid the shape of his hips, and the knee-high boots were so big on his feet, he could easily slip some wooden wedges he himself had carved. Wearing them underneath his heels wasn’t necessarily practical, nor comfortable, but it did make him look taller. And carrying a weapon never failed to give him a rush of excitement and euphoria.
Emphasis mine. This is not NSFW, but it's pretty damn funny.

The seamstress worked quickly. In under an hour, Ezio was redressed in an outfit that felt like new. It sat on his shoulders just right. The cape emphasized their width, instead of dragging sadly behind his back like it had previously. The waist fit way better, too. He couldn’t help the smile spreading over his face as he thanked the seamstress. She was studying his face intently, and instantly he regretted the smile as he remembered how he looked when he smiled naturally, without making sure to only move his facial muscles in a way he had practiced for ridiculously long hours in front of a mirror. In a way that was safe. He remembered how his brows rose way too high on his face, high arched and thin. How his eyes were the wrong shape if they weren’t half-lidded. The smile itself made his face look slimmer and rounder, the shape of his lips too full and teeth too small. Wrong. He wiped the smile from his face, but the damage was already done. The woman had seen through him, and though she didn’t say anything, she was looking at him differently. Either with disgust or with the same curiosity one could look at an exotic bird.

"We are 100% the same as men."

This fic has a T4T scene, wherein Ezio the Pooner fucks a transwoman.

He had always liked women. Being with Christina, he had found that the simple act of being a man in a relationship made him feel good, even better than the feeling of full lips against his or holding a soft breast in his hands made him feel. It was like following a script, taking a role he was meant to take. As a man, he was meant to date a girl, whose femininity enhanced his masculinity the same way dressing in men’s clothing or carrying a dagger did. He wanted to protect and to take control since that was a man’s place. He did love Christina, of course. Like one loves their first love. He thought they would never fall apart, until they eventually did, since so had the gods woven his fate.

He missed her. There were other girls, hookups, one-night stands, mistakes, and things between two people that fell flat on their face after a week or a month. He often stayed fully dressed the entire time and simply pleased his companion best he could. It turned out that there weren’t that many men actually capable of that. But he knew a woman’s body, and he knew what pleased them. Masculinity for their femininity. A protector or a caretaker. Someone to talk about their feelings with who could also make them cum. He did enjoy the sex, even if he rarely got much out of it himself physically. As stated, he loved women.

But he wasn’t. He liked men as much as he liked women. In Firenze, it had hardly been a problem finding company of either sex. Finding actual intimacy was harder. Most men he ended up sleeping with were older than him. Sometimes they were married. He was attracted to their masculinity, the same way playing with boys as a child had made him feel more masculine himself. He loved their big, strong hands, sharp edges of bone and muscle, deeper voices, muscular, hairy bodies. But he was rarely more than something to state their curiosity and needs. A quickie in the dark, hands exploring underneath his shirt, asking what he hid under the bindings. Some, he realized, saw him as nothing but a confused girl. Those hurt him the most. It was already hard enough to allow himself the attraction to other men, to step away from the role he had fought so hard to keep up. So when a man he was hooking up with would look down on him with an ugly look and call him whatever names that made his skin crawl, he couldn’t help wondering if the things he had heard from women were actually correct. If men really were all bad, deep down.
“-Have never been with anyone like me?” She finished for him, the smile never leaving her face.
Ezio nodded. “I’m also-”

“I know, caro,” she says. “Oh no, don’t make that face, I didn’t mean to sound so harsh, I can guarantee no one else would know. I just have a very keen eye.”

She kissed his cheek so very sweetly. Her perfume made him feel light-headed.

“Are there others?” he asked, growing curious.

“Of course. Not many, and most want to stay hidden, so they avoid places like this. But yes, there have been men like you.”

Ezio was filled with such relief, he feared he might cry. Not being completely alone felt almost unbelievable, but she was right there, living evidence that he wasn’t alone; that maybe, maybe, there wasn’t something fundamentally wrong with him.

“Why are you here? If I may ask.”

Her smile never faltered. Looking back, Ezio wondered how many similar talks she had had with other men or women.
“There are very few options for unmarried women from lower classes. I can’t get married, being as I am, so my only options are joining an abbey or… this. I’m not welcome in the church either, so here I am,” she took Ezio’s hand in hers and moved it to her chest. Her skin was soft and warm as his fingers slid underneath her dress. He wanted to keep talking with her, to know more of her and the people she mentioned. But he wanted other things, too, and his own need was getting harder to ignore when his fingers found a nipple, and she moved into his touch. He pressed his lips against her long, slender neck, and she moaned softly, wrapping her arms around him. She moved to straddle his legs, and he felt her hardening arousal against him. He felt intoxicated as she brushed her hands over his arms, complimenting his muscles, her breath hot against his ear.
God, how he wanted her.
Then the door was pushed open and the warm light of the hallway burst in. Ezio’s head snapped to look back at the door, and his eyes met with the two men standing at the door, both wearing masks disguising their features. It was Carnivale, after all. Behind them, two girls Ezio could remember having seen downstairs were trying to pull the men from the door, their faces red from embarrassment. They were avoiding looking at him, or at the girl bent over him. Cecilia’s dress was pulled down, exposing her small bosom and wide shoulders. The paint of her lips was smudged to the sides of her mouth. Her face went pale as she stared at the men still staring at them.

“What the devil?” One of the men asked. His eyes were white behind the eyeholes of the beaked mask. There was something ugly in his voice, like he was looking at a dead body instead of having caught two people in a rather natural act. One of the courtesans tried to pull the door closed, but the man with the white eyes held onto it firmly.

"Can you make sense of this show? Who is fucking who?" he elbowed his friend and both of them snorted, not unlike a pig would.
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I've been catching up on the AO3 drama today.

It's really hard to root for anyone outside OTW, honestly, because the clamor has been focused for years on trying to get them to moderate content the way other social media platforms do, and it is so alien to its founding principles that it is simply never going to happen. Denise/rahaeli even admits this when she made a point of saying the End OTW Racism campaign was ill-considered because the OTW is simply on guard against content moderation. Even if you think all of the racism complaints are true and that End OTW Racism has the right ideas for how to fix them, they will not be implemented by OTW because they are ideologically hands-off and will not overhaul their system to accommodate what amounts to a brand-new set of principles that allow censorship and aggressive moderation. They will fuss at the margins, but that's it.

AFAIK we met our legal obligations, but nothing else."- former AO3 volunteer azarias, discussing the OTW's refusal to provide PAC with tools to manage CSEM reports

Like this. Why do they need to go beyond their legal obligations. Doing so would open them up to more criticism than they are experiencing now as people begin to vie for the power to "interpret" an ever-broadening Terms of Service that will require more and more (paid) diversity consultants to sign off on. Azarias wanted the job and dropped out because she wasn't allowed to be pseudonymous.

And if that's what people want AO3 to be, sure, they can elect candidates who fundamentally disagree with the current lineup and want to be more hands-on. That will open another can of worms, and on and on down the line. And it will ignore the fundamental question of what the role of AO3 is, and the thing will sink eventually.

So rather than moving on and building their own moderated space, people will continue to agitate for AO3 to step in and protect them from themselves. And blame Kiwi Farms for the inevitable shitshow.

I also enjoyed the Stitch receipts roundup. Stitch talking about fandom racism is Rich Fucking Irony from someone who says shipping milquetoast Star Wars canon ships is racist by default. It is really no wonder that OTW would take a look at any of these petitions and be like, "This fucking clown?" They're pretty immune to manipulation like that. Stitch calling people "Bootlickers of Color" for disagreeing with her..... ohhhh that's the good stuff. 🚬 I can't believe the Reylo wars are still going......... help........

The gif problem could be resolved by banning images in replies. I really don't think AO3 needs to be a repository for images and fanart anyway, but certainly comments being text-based only wouldn't be against its mission.

Discourse about OTW comes up every single year, it's so annoying. I'll bet most of the OTW board are assholes, I really don't follow them like a lot of people do, but they are also pretty good about maintaining an old internet "block, filter, move on" ethos, so I would like them to continue to be able to do that without getting mired in all this.
 
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You could probably find who this one's about by the names in it. Luckily it's fairly short.

Kurt tucked the edge of the sheet of plastic under his end of the mattress whilst Dave did the same opposite him. He looked up and Dave could see the excited spark in his eyes at the prospect of what they had planned to try over the next few nights.
“Remember, no going-“
“To the bathroom at night. Got it,” Kurt interrupted Dave and they both grinned. Kurt checked his watch quickly and pursed his lips. “Wanna go get something to eat?”
“Sure. We’ll drop by Krist’s room and see if he wants to come, first, right?”
“‘Course.” Kurt led the way back out into the main area of their hotel room. Dave knocked loudly on Krist’s door, ignoring the ‘do not disturb’ sign hanging on his door handle. There was some expletives and the crash of something falling to the floor while Kurt and Dave waited. They exchanged an amused glance and Kurt rolled his eyes. Thirty seconds later Krist opened the door.
“What?” He snapped angrily before he saw the two grinning at him. “Oh. Hi?”
“Wanna go find something to eat?”
“Fuck yeah. I’m starved.”
“You’re always starved.” Kurt raised an eyebrow at him and Krist scrunched his nose.
“There’s more of me to feed than you,” he defended and Kurt scoffed. They all stepped into the elevator and Kurt bit a fingernail idly. Dave pushed his hand down and Kurt narrowed his eyes.
“Stop biting them.”
“Why? You like ‘em long?” Kurt smirked and Dave’s face turned beet red. Krist laughed at both of them and Kurt kept smirking as he pulled out a cigarette and stuck it between his lips. He reached into Dave’s back pocket for his lighter, partly just because and partly because he had, in fact, forgotten his lighter. Dave and Krist each gave him an amused look and he grinned innocently. He flicked it on with his thumb and brought the flame to the tip of the smoke, sucking in and replacing the lighter. He took a deep lungful of smoke and held it for a moment, exhaling heavily and watching the smoke float lazily upward when the elevator doors opened with a ding.
The receptionist and people waiting in line all glared at Kurt and his cigarette, more so when he looked at them and took another puff, turning back to Dave as he blew the smoke out. Dave couldn’t resist inhaling some of it and took the cigarette from Kurt’s fingers, bringing it to his mouth and taking a draught gratefully. He passed it back to Kurt and Krist pushed the door open for them.
As they walked Kurt flicked his cigarette into an ashtray on one of the trash cans placed sparsely along the sidewalk.
“Well look at you,” Dave teased and Kurt cocked his head.
“What?”
“Being a contributing member of society,” Dave continued and Kurt barked a laugh.
“Hardly.”
They wandered aimlessly down the street until they came to a small café.
“How ‘bout here?” Krist suggested and Kurt shrugged.
“Why not? Looks good.”
They were shown a table and ordered soon after, Kurt leaning back on his chair and inspecting a new hole in his jeans, picking at the loose threads. Dave and Krist chatted quietly whilst they all waited for their food to arrive and Kurt yawned, running his fingers through his hair to work some of the tangles out. When he saw the waitress returning with their plates he let the front legs of the chair back down to the ground, pulling himself closer to the table. The plates were set down before them and all three dug into the food.
Kurt was first to finish when he felt his stomach begin to protest, followed by Dave who sat back with a hand on his stomach. Krist inhaled the rest of his and stole several of Kurt’s leftover fries, grinning at him as he did. Kurt and Dave sipped slowly at their waters, and each time Kurt’s cup emptied Dave would pick up the jug in the centre of the table to refill it. By the time they had payed and were making their way back to the hotel Kurt could feel a light pressure in his bladder, but figured it wasn’t demanding urgent attention, so he was probably fine.
Alas, by the time he and Dave were back in their room he was practically pissing himself. As soon as the door shut behind them he grabbed his cock fiercely through his jeans.
“Holy fuck,” he growled and Dave smirked, slinking toward him.
“So that’s why you were acting weird. You remember our rule?”
“Don’t use the bathroom,” Kurt hissed and Dave nodded.
“And the other.”

“Ask.”

“Good boy. Now, hold it until I say. Go sit on the bed,” he ordered and Kurt staggered to the bedroom, feeling small drops of urine leak from him with every pained step. He nearly fell onto the bed but stopped himself when he realised that might just be the final straw that would break him. Dave watched him wriggle, hand still squeezing his cock in a desperate bid to keep his bladder in check. “Pants off,” Dave ordered and Kurt used one hand to push them down, quickly moving his other back to the front of his underwear.

After a whole minute of struggling with Dave watching a small wet patch form in the fabric over the head of his cock, he finally got them off. Once he’d kicked them and his shoes aside Dave took pity on him and removed his shirt for him. He smirked at Kurt and lifted his own shirt over his head, and Kurt couldn’t help but stare at the dark trail of hair that his eyes could only follow as far as the waistband of his shorts. He whined and Dave’s eyes locked onto his.

“Shit,” Kurt hissed as several drops of piss leaked from the head of his cock.

“Keep your hands off,” Dave murmured and Kurt looked at him. “Don’t let go yet. Hold it without your hands.”

“Dave,” Kurt whimpered but complied, a small stream spurting from his cock until he desperately tightened every muscle in his groin to stop it.

“Good.” Kurt felt a small thrum of pleasure through his body at the praise. Dave slowly undid the drawstring on his pants, attracting Kurt’s gaze and keeping it there when he pushed them down to free his achingly hard cock, standing straight out proudly from his crotch. Kurt felt another wave of desperation roll over him and groaned, doubling over and moving to the centre of the bed to avoid messing up the carpet. Dave stepped out of his shorts and boxers and crawled after him, his own bladder full but nowhere near the level Kurt’s was.

He rolled Kurt onto his back, erect cock sticking up between them as he hovered on his elbows and knees above him. Dave could see little beads of sweat forming on Kurt’s neck, chest and forehead, giving away how much effort he was putting into obeying Dave’s orders.

Dave’s fingers touched Kurt’s stomach lightly, earning another small leak and whine from the man below him. “You need to shit, too?”

“Mhm.” Kurt nodded furiously and Dave grinned. They had a good night ahead of them. Kurt’s mouth dropped open and he gasped, another spurt from his cock splashing onto Dave’s stomach. Dave smiled and clicked his tongue.

“Keep holding it.”

Kurt could now feel not only his bladder screaming for release but his bowels expanding, clenching his ass shut and at the same time losing control of his bladder for a few precious seconds. Piss shot from him, not only splashing Dave this time but dripping back onto Kurt and the plastic beneath them. He managed to control himself again and Dave’s hand ghosted up his body, pressing Kurt’s nipple before rubbing slowly. Kurt moaned and Dave leaned down to lave his tongue over the other.

Kurt’s arms wrapped around Dave’s back, pulling him closer. Dave could feel the hot, wet tip of Kurt’s cock pressing into his stomach and he lifted his head to kiss him hungrily. He switched hands and started rubbing Kurt’s other nipple with the tips of his fingers, drawing more moans and whimpers from the man he was now pushing harder into the bed. Kurt pushed Dave away with a hand on his chest and looked up at him, lips bright red and slightly parted.

“I can’t. I’m about to piss myself.” As he spoke, despite every muscle still straining to keep his piss inside him, his bladder gave out. A bright yellow stream exploded from his cock, hissing with the force behind it. Kurt threw his head back and moaned with pleasure and relief. By the time the stream petered out he and Dave were soaked, a pale puddle spreading around them, still growing. That confused Kurt for several moments until he registered the feeling of Dave’s own piss pooling on his stomach and dripping down his sides. “Uh- fuck,” Kurt moaned and pushed his hips up to rub his cock against Dave’s. Dave bit his lip and arched his back, reaching down to jerk himself off as he pissed.
Kurt moved his hand out of the way, taking over jacking his cock and making Dave groan louder, the stream lessening as Dave’s erection grew. Dave rolled them over so that he was on his back with Kurt straddling his lap. He scooted backward and lifted himself to sit with his back against the headboard. Kurt seated himself on Dave’s thighs and grabbed his face with both hands. His wet hair framed both their faces as Dave pushed his tongue roughly into Kurt’s mouth and drew a groan from him. He groped around blindly on the bedside table, fingers brushing the lube they’d left there this morning. He picked up the bottle and managed to squeeze some onto his hand. He moved his hand down to rub his fingers between Kurt’s ass cheeks, spreading the lube around his hole. Kurt hummed into Dave’s mouth, making Dave’s dick jump with arousal. He pushed his middle finger slowly into Kurt’s ass, already imagining the right heat around his dick, causing precum to drip down onto his stomach.

As he pushed his finger deeper in search of Kurt’s prostate he felt something hard against the tip. He pumped his finger a few times and sucked Kurt’s tongue eagerly. Kurt’s lips left his and Dave moved his attention to Kurt’s shoulder, biting and sucking at his pale skin. When he was satisfied the mark would be visible for a few days to claim Kurt as his own he pulled his head back.

“You wanna shit for me?”

“Mhmm! Fuck yeah,” Kurt moaned and Dave wriggled out from underneath him, positioning Kurt as he wanted him, face pressed into the plastic-covered mattress and his ass toward Dave.

Dave reached forward and placed a hand on either of Kurt’s ass cheeks, squeezing the flesh momentarily before spreading them to watch Kurt’s asshole clench. Kurt glanced backwards and saw Dave’s excited gaze on him. He smirked and relaxed, felling everything shift inside him momentarily before he started pushing, shit stretching his ass slowly. He heard Dave moaning and he reached down to toy with his balls, then to start slowly jerking himself off.

The first log dropped out of his ass, falling to the plastic by Dave’s knee. Kurt groaned and kept going, forcing out shit after shit until finally his bowels were empty and there was a rather large pile between his legs. A few more drops of piss dribbled out of his cock, having been squeezed out with all the straining. Dave moved forward and pressed his lips to Kurt’s hole, kissing and licking at it, cleaning Kurt off. Kurt moaned quietly and Dave gave one final swipe of his tongue before sitting back and observing Kurt’s red and puffy rim.

He reached for the lube again and squeezed a little more onto his hand, spreading it quickly over his cock and the remainder around Kurt’s ass.

“Ready for my cock in your ass?”

“Give it to me,” Kurt growled, pushing his hips backward, uncaring about the shit he smeared on his legs nor what had ended up on his thighs. Dave pushed the tip of his cock against Kurt’s asshole, watching it stretch around him as Kurt relaxed. He stopped at about halfway in, about to make a few shallow thrusts to allow Kurt to get used to his girth before going all the way in. “Keep going,” Kurt gasped and Dave thrust his cock deep into his ass.

Kurt groaned and moved his hips forward and back several times, fucking himself on Dave’s dick unashamedly. Dave grabbed his ass again, encouraging him to keep going. Kurt angled his hips up slightly and Dave’s cock stroked against his prostate. Kurt dug his fingers into the plastic, toes curling. Dave put his other hand on Kurt’s hip and started moving painfully slow, dragging his cock almost all the way out of Kurt before slamming back into his prostate. Kurt’s vision swam white for a moment and he whined, arching his back.

Dave picked up his speed until Kurt’s voice jolted when he moaned. He wrapped an arm around Kurt’s chest, pulling him up until his back was pressed against Dave’s stomach. Dave pulled Kurt’s jaw toward him, joining their lips aggressively. He panted through his nose and Kurt whimpered into his mouth, biting at Dave’s lip.

Dave parted them and fucked Kurt’s mouth with his tongue. As Kurt became a desperate mess Dave pounded faster and faster into him, filling the room with the sound of skin slapping against skin. Kurt broke away from Dave’s lips to moan long and loud, clutching at Dave’s arm around him with both hands as cum shot from the head of his cock, splattering onto the plastic. He clenched tight around Dave, making the other man cum deep inside him, kissing softly at his neck and rolling his hips through his orgasm. He pulled out as his cock started going soft and moved himself and Kurt off the bed.
They cleaned the room up and tossed the plastic into the bin, Kurt keeping his legs together all the while to keep Dave’s cum inside him, even after they’d showered and slipped between the sheets, Dave tangling his legs into Kurt’s and throwing an arm over him.
 
also enjoyed the Stitch receipts roundup. Stitch talking about fandom racism is Rich Fucking Irony from someone who says shipping milquetoast Star Wars canon ships is racist by default. It is really no wonder that OTW would take a look at any of these petitions and be like, "This fucking clown?" They're pretty immune to manipulation like that. Stitch calling people "Bootlickers of Color" for disagreeing with her..... ohhhh that's the good stuff. 🚬 I can't believe the Reylo wars are still going......... help........
Stitch has always been an uppity nignog, but it is funny how she noticed that nearly all the top ships on AO3 involve white men. Barring BTS and things like the Untamed, the enormous bulk of M/M fics are between white males. The best bit is that they're all slobbered over by women who despise white men. They sure do love their cocks, though.

Politics getting into fandom was a disaster. I swear this wasn't a huge thing ten years ago. Well, maybe I'm wrong. There was the FFnet purge in 2012 and the Livejournal Strike through.
Like this. Why do they need to go beyond their legal obligations. Doing so would open them up to more criticism than they are experiencing now as people begin to vie for the power to "interpret" an ever-broadening Terms of Service that will require more and more (paid) diversity consultants to sign off on. Azarias wanted the job and dropped out because she wasn't allowed to be pseudonymous.
OTW went the DEI route and now they're getting the DIE treatment.
 
Self professed i loved AO3 there was some really good original content on there. Haven't been on there for a while interesting to see drama coming out of the old FF communities.

But then again they are a bunch of degenerates by default, some of them just happen be very good authors (not shipped shit either)
 
but they are also pretty good about maintaining an old internet "block, filter, move on" ethos, so I would like them to continue to be able to do that without getting mired in all this.
I pretty much agree. It's nice to have a few sites on here that won't start cracking down on shit because of a few posts about POC voices on Twitter. All the filth and insane shit that gets posted aside (though that existing for cow purposes is also hardly something I mind), it's refreshing for a site culture to be so fundamentally against a group of wreckers like this. There are limits to who I'd halfheartedly support if it were them versus this kind of campaign, but they're pretty fucking wide.
 
meanwhile fanfiction.net is a real G. Never had a problem like this.
Fanfiction.net from my understanding though has been consistently more stringent on their content. Maybe not in the very early days of the late 90's/early aughts when it was everything goes, but ever since the internet started to get more retarded in the past two decades FF.net got more and more selective about what was allowed to stay up on site.
 
Fanfiction.net from my understanding though has been consistently more stringent on their content. Maybe not in the very early days of the late 90's/early aughts when it was everything goes, but ever since the internet started to get more retarded in the past two decades FF.net got more and more selective about what was allowed to stay up on site.
FFnet was always stringent on NSFW content. You could post some smut, but your fic could not be entirely based on it. Its rules were very clear: if it is NC-17, it goes on Adult FFnet. But that website, even in 2012, was a 90s relic. AO3 has all the backups now. AO3 does allow more flexibility regarding smut so I do spend more time there. Back in the day, people used to write rape a LOT, even when it wasn't needed, because muh trauma. Thankfully, you really only see it when it's necessary. There's a lot more consent, even in the weird rough sex ones. And everyone has a bottle of lube somewhere. It used to be all raw, no rubber. No prep. The quality is better, too. However, increasing fandom politics has led to the rise of pooner fics, as mentioned above. The ABO thing has increased, too, and that's pretty much sex slavery with a progressive tint.

Tax. Better hope that ransom threat stays a random. Archive.
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Too disabled to work, hates capitalism, has to whore herself for Twitch sponsors. You hate to see it. Archive.
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I like AO3 too. But I'm not going to cry over it. These authors would better spend their time researching said fics, because the shit I find them getting wrong drives me up the wall.
 
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