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Cross posted from the pro ship thread, as this was too funny not to post. The history behind this Jewish pooner is this: college student who majored in forensic psychology, and works for the Bail Project, which aims (and has) put violent criminals back on the streets. She was once "greygender" before coming out as a Troon. Wishes she had a real dick to fuck with. Has ptsd from an undisclosed source. Acts tough with Nazis and TERFs, cries whenever she's "stalked" on the farms.

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Archive.

Don't worry, Schindler's Pooner. You'll be a real man, someday!
PetiteFeet said:
for sure know AO3 is FILLED with yaoi brained FTMs, particularly the current year Big Animes like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and My Hero Academy/BNHA. I quit neopets around the time they decided to get into NFTs but I was vaguely aware of a more relaxed ruleset around gender special'ism.

You're probably right about pooners leaving tumblr but didn't tumblr recently relax the definition of porn vs NSFW stuff that isn't porn? I'm sure it was an attempt to get more people back to tumblr, however I don't know if it worked.
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RPF such as fandoms involving BTS, Dream and the other roleplaying YouTubers are filled with them. There's been a growth of pooners in Call of Duty, as well, with one of the most popular fics using zero grammar or capitalization and using the word fuck, I shit you not, over 300 times. They hate it when you sarcastically tell them we need more vagina owners in gay porn. Hits them like a ton of bricks.

Tumblr has more radfems now, so pooners will occasionally post their shit there but tumblr is the only place you can call them a retarded asshole and not get banned. It's quite nice.

Edit: our beloved pooner is fighting RACISM and is trying to save a generation of George Floyd's. Archive.
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‘84 Fuckerbird Trans Man said:
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She didn't spill because she is deeply ashamed. Now I know as much about Korean culture as the next person, but part of the thinking for leaving major assets to sons in cultures that do that is he's supposed to be starting his own family and will be making great use of an expensive piece of property. I'm sure the granddaughters could too, but the general assumption is they're marrying someone who has the assets already.

Funny how tranny's expect male entitlements post transition.
 
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Screamer_2 said:
Leaving an online review would probably help the doctor get more patients.
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Seriously!
When I got a new OB after I moved, I just went with the first woman I saw. I later looked up her profile. Young. LGBTQ+ virtue signaling in her bio. Fuck that I'm not going to be pronoun'd in stirrups. Unfortunately the only other option available in my area was an obese older woman, but her bio was normal. I'll take my chances!
 
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Hopefully I don’t get any hate from this. If I do, that’s fine but I just need to get this off my chest and just vent. I’m very T4T and have been for the past 10 years, but it’s starting to become draining af. I’m a transman btw. Lord knows I can’t stand defending men, because we be outta pocket on a grand scale but I’m fed up at this point. As a transman who prefers to date trans women, here is what I have learned from these relationships: I am not allowed to have feelings. I am not given any grace when insecurities from past relationships are brought up because of something YOU did. I am expected to take care of everything, pamper you, and get minimum in return. I’m always supposed to be the emotional support, but fuck me if I ever need you. I’m supposed to be obsessed with you, but get treated like shit in return and think that I’m out of pocket when I expect you to show me a little bit of care. I’m supposed to be consistent and considerate 100% of the time, but you can’t be bothered to do even the smallest I’m not as good as cis men, and I should just accept that Yet I’m also supposed to ALWAYS suffer the consequences that you were some cis guys secret and you’re still hurt from that I’m supposed to pretend like you’re the only one who transitioned/ are in transition and have insecurities. Apparently, me being on T for a long time means that I can’t have dsyphoria. If I do I gotta stfu and be a man. Basically, fuck me and everything I got going on.
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>Wants to be a man
>Complains about being a man
>Cant take it
>Still heccin cute little man cause toxic masculinity

The troon fetish is just the cherry on top for this pooner
Next Task said:
To be fair to the li'l pooner, she's been dating TIMs for a decade now. So it's not just having to be 'the man', it's having to be the man to an insane partner who undoubtedly is a narcissist, as well as trying to be the most vapid, selfish, insulting version of a woman they can be because that's how they see them.

To also be fair to her, she's picked up on the pattern but still, apparently, can't draw any logical conclusions after a decade of repeated mistakes. 'If everyone you're dating is an asshole then maybe you're the problem' has a caveat when you're dating troons, because they are all assholes. But she's still the problem since apparently that's who she's exclusively choosing to date.

Basically, it's 'welcome to being a man', but with a huge heap of added 'you've decided your dating pool should be exclusively terrible people, to the point it's on you for making that choice'.
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Im always seeing this, all the troons imbibe the worst behavioral aspects of actual women like narcissism, jealousy, lust, lesbianism, selfishness, vapidity etc and also take the worst aspects of being a man like anger, rage and violence. They're also the majority section of the trans sphere, why are troons like this, what makes these men bunch of failed abortions?
 
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Syikeblade said:
Doctor is tired of dealing with trans people with one exception
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Not investigating when a girl or woman -sorry, uterus haver- doesn't mensteuate for a year is serious malpractice. It could be due to a multitude of reasons, from stress to medication side effects to the Big C festering somewhere in her reproductive system. Not finding and treating the reason shes stopped mensturating could forever destroy her reproductive capabilities or even kill her. Either the doctor is ragingly incompetent or he's just so done with genderspecials that he is beyond caring anymore.
 
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03crep said:
Thanks for sharing this, brother, it helped me understand a lot actually.

Before, I never understood why LGB and especially Ts consoomed so much rainbow shit. Even though these people live and breathe Marxism--applying the philosophy to literally everything--it is their completely unhinged desire for attention that cripples their chances at any sort of "revolution" even though they so often sperg about "real change".
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Gotta love the anticapitalists buying probably billions and certainly millions of dollars worth of rainbow shit made in Taiwanese sweatshops.
 
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Lady Bizness said:
She didn't spill because she is deeply ashamed. Now I know as much about Korean culture as the next person
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I know that Korean culture is *profoundly* conservative. If a heterosexual couple are kissing in the street, some old ajuhmma or ahjussi will come over and start berating them for their indecent behavior.

Our troony chum knows this. That's why he's kept it all on the downlow and hasn't told his parents. Because granny has always treated him like the Young Master -- the firstborn grandson always occupies this place in the culture -- troon assumed she'd be happy to let his degeneracy fly.

No fucking chance. That shit doesn't wash over there. I watch quite a lot of Korean drama, and while you'll sometimes see a character that presents as an effeminate man, you don't see characters who are explicitly gay and you NEVER see a fucking troon.

Koreans are based.
 
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Not investigating when a girl or woman -sorry, uterus haver- doesn't mensteuate for a year is serious malpractice. It could be due to a multitude of reasons, from stress to medication side effects to the Big C festering somewhere in her reproductive system. Not finding and treating the reason shes stopped mensturating could forever destroy her reproductive capabilities or even kill her. Either the doctor is ragingly incompetent or he's just so done with genderspecials that he is beyond caring anymore.
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She has access to medical care. She neglects her health for a year. In fact she's pleased about serious symptoms. Complaints about the doctor on the internet, instead of taking care of her health like an adult.

Can confirm: 100% transgender. A dramatic little bpd pooner who lies about real people doing real jobs. Everyone: lets tank the reviews of this doctor who does not celebrate my poor life choices.

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Georgio Cocklord said:
Im always seeing this, all the troons imbibe the worst behavioral aspects of actual women like narcissism, jealousy, lust, lesbianism, selfishness, vapidity etc and also take the worst aspects of being a man like anger, rage and violence. They're also the majority section of the trans sphere, why are troons like this, what makes these men bunch of failed abortions?
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It’s typically known as the zeal of the convert. The most zealous Christians are always atheists first and the reverse is true, the same can be said of liberals and conservatives or, in this circumstance, male and female. To make up for lost time or maybe due to guilt, they will be the most hyperbolic representation of their faith/tenets/belief structure. This happens all the time. It’s interesting to see it happen now although I’m concerned that it has to involve cutting off child dicks to do it.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s typically known as the zeal of the convert. The most zealous Christians are always atheists first and the reverse is true, the same can be said of liberals and conservatives or, in this circumstance, male and female. To make up for lost time or maybe due to guilt, they will be the most hyperbolic representation of their faith/tenets/belief structure. This happens all the time. It’s interesting to see it happen now although I’m concerned that it has to involve cutting off child dicks to do it.
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or maybe, just maybe its them doing womanface out of what they learnt from womens social interactions which is also why they act like children putting emojis and talking in short vapid incomprehensible words. If they actually tried to be women theyd take the positive aspects of women too, being nice, being friendly, generally being happier on average, being kind, motherly instincts that sorta thing, not just the negative shit. In fact from what ive noticed they want kids as a fetish, no parental maternal instincts or love towards the child, its just "oh suck my tits, they do give milk dont they, Im a real woman now arent I" and associated fetishistic shenanigans.
 
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