Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 197 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 775 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 452 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 494 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,394
ian after he doubles down and loses even more money from creator clash 3

1688774631246.png
 
Anisa trying to move on from the drama by speculating Creator Clash 3 fighters! Thanks girl boss
View attachment 5198065
And “ummmm I wasn’t in the apology video cus I was being a supportive wifeeee”
View attachment 5198062
Did I miss something here? They lost a significant portion of money on CC2 and not even a week after revealing this detrimental loss and having to beg for free gibs by offering her husband's embarrassment up as bounty for everybody to laugh at she's entertaining the idea of a third Creator Clash? This shows multiple signs of insanity on Anisa's parts. This might get a little autistic, but I think it's worth writing about. Conclusion is blue if you don't give a fuck about the details.

1. She's far too naïve or retarded to realize how a business endeavor like this works. Every charity on earth who does a background check on Creator Clash will see that it failed to meet its intended profit and pay back the charities they promised money to. The only reason any charity made a payout this time was because Ian sacrificed whatever remaining dignity he had on a shitty stream as well as having rich youtuber friends donate to them out of pity. This is ignoring the fact that in any background check a charity does they will see CC was filled with drama and possible fraudulent/ignorant usages of money (paying fighters ridiculous amounts). No self respecting charity would want to associate with an event so unreliable.

2. Maybe I'm the retard and Anisa is perfectly aware that CC3 is a huge risk. She just doesn't care due to being able to use her buck-broken husband's remaining money to push another event out just to look good. If Ian is truly as emasculated as we think he is (and he is) we all know that if Anisa asks him to give her a couple hundred thousand dollars to force out another Creator Clash which will dip into the negative he will. It's not her money so why would she care? She has no risk. In fact, she only has stuff to gain. Anisa is seen as the face of Creator Clash, or at least that's the narrative she and Ian are trying to push. So her using Ian's youtube money to shit out another terrible event for charity is only going to paint her as more of le heckin wholesome strong independent woman who cares about charity so much to risk her "own" money for it. She gains clout from the twitter mobs while Ian loses money for being a cuck.

3. This is more of a financial thing here, but it's entirely possible that Anisa thinks that because she was able to use Ian's 24 hour stream as a way to make back money she can do it again. This is a terrible way view money and something a gambler addict or societal leech would think, not somebody running a charity event. Anisa might believe that she can rely on the internet's ignorance plus her husband's youtuber friends for donations if the event fails for a second time. ANY self respecting person dealing with this much money would view the donations made by people to make up for money lost during the event as a last resort that should be avoided at all costs. They scraped by by the skin of their teeth. But not Anisa. She views this as something to take advantage of in the future.

This brings me to my final point, which isn't exactly groundbreaking. This isn't about charity or money for Anisa. If it was about charity they could've just donated $250k to charity from the start without ever hosting the event in the first place. But it needs to be a big spectacle to gain clout.. Charity isn't about clout or tax write offs, or at least it shouldn't be. It's not enough for Anisa to give to a person in need, she needs everybody to know about it. As stated in point two Anisa literally has nothing to lose. Most of the people who can see how bad of a person she is already see it. And as we all know, many lolcows like Anisa have decent amounts of followers and make it a goal of theirs to seem like the good guys in the eyes of the generic public. The average person hearing Anisa's name isn't going to think "Wow it's that bitch who ruined a mans career for the sake of popularity. What an abusive cunt." They're going to think "Wow, that's the woman who does stuff for charity and put my one dimensional content creator in her fighting event. I love her." If I were to guess, she's going to use future Creator Clash's as a way to build up her own ego and following. Then when Ian outlives his usefulness as a money mattress and somebody she can use for fame/clout she'll divorce him and take everything he has. Just my theory though.

“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:1-4
 
in enough time, we can start admitting froggy was the one who spazzed out at icucks and mr johma correctly and swiftly identified the bogey and shot him down - both are milky in equal amount
Oh, both parties are a bunch of moes, that's for sure. Just one is funnier to see getting shit on, the other one is some has-been that hasn't been even remotely relevant since he was mentioned on RLM's Best of the Worst.
 

Clips!! I got hot clips right there!! Straight off the stove!!

Is this what you were referring to @Swamp_Donkey?

Pretty fucking important-- They knew how much they had made from PPV sales on the day!!!
Their other business partner had to console them while they were driving to the hospital about how they can still put on a show and how it's totally not over.

THEY KNEW RIGHT THEN AND THERE THEY WERE BROKE!!!
Froggy is 100000000000000000% right, they are ONLY doing this to try and get ahead of the controversy and it was a last minute thing to look charitable and "transparent". 3 months late but it's transparent, right guys??!?! WE'RE LEARNING STOP HATING.

Also I fucking love how Anisa saying how she's "going to speak candidly" is basically a doom trumpet :story:

Another interesting clip-- Anisa speaks candidly about their relationship dynamic, and she basically outs herself as an insufferable nagger (again) :story:

-"I am SO MUCH MORE TIRED THAN IAN IS because I'm not as strong as him" A little smile crawls up Ian's face when she says that. Armchair psychologists, feel free to chew on that

-Maybe this is me looking too hard into it, but I find it funny how as soon as you can tell she's gonna start rambling, Ian picks up some Chinese finger toy and looks down, seemingly clocked out. Lol.

-"That's sort of how our relationship works. Ian does things, but he needs ME to be annoying as fuck". Basically she's the one that has to DO THINGS and TELL PEOPLE HOW TO DO THINGS or otherwise NOTHING GETS DONE. Anybody that has known a person that says this all the time knows they're just a ray of sunshine and a joy to be around!

-Anisa talks about how long the project is, how they have to get fighters "NOW" Ian replies saying how it doesn't have to happen the same time every year... maybe fall is a better time... "I heard somebody say that we could do it once every three years" (I swear somebody in this thread said this)

-Anisa replies that candidly, of course, she'd preferably like to to it within a year and a half. Now, seeing that she's already asking for fighters... man, I keep thinking I can't feel sorry for this guy anymore, but every time Anisa opens her mouth I can't help but feel for the poor bastard.

Interestingly, Ian is basically dead silent the whole time she's talking, but in the end there when he proposes an idea (doing it later... every 3 years) and then it gets shut down, he goes "mmh". Not going to armchair psychology sperg, but you know... interesting.

This is going to take a while longer than I thought (and I already thought it was going to be a while), because it turns out that Sony Vegas doesn't like .ts files, so I gotta convert to MP4 using HandBrake if I want to clip anything (sidenote, @Null does KF accept .ts files? Asking now so I can just start converting the whole VOD to MP4 from now).
(Also sorry if it's booofering a lot. I'll try to optimise the clips better next time).

And “ummmm I wasn’t in the apology video cus I was being a supportive wifeeee”
Yeah of course you weren't in the videos before dumbass, that was before you decided to start parading your pet cuck around to apologise for everything, even things that you had a part on. And then people started thinking "hmmm, didn't this bitch do far worse?"
(#ApologiseToAkkadian)
 
Is it clear what the Johma's financial situation looks like? Between Ian and his puppetmasters onlyfans, they should have something good, maybe not enough to be able to pay the charities without the humiliation stream. Idk if it was mentioned on an H3 podcast or somewhere else, but supposedly they're not big on saving and don't really ever have a lot of cash available. It's probably more about the attention, or at least about being able to step up and out of YT dramawhores into something more sustainable.

For all her faults, Anissa (at least according to her) has driven a lot of Ian's change
>Tanacon
>documentaries
>icuckkkz
>boxing
>'maturing'

and it was never about any of those things, it was about getting a leg up, which she can only do the one way of course.
 
Not sure how much to trust Keemstar, considering his history, but he did add this afterwards:
View attachment 5198027
(Archive)

Adding in the later video clip where he talks about Anisa cheating, this may have been a genuine olive branch.
Then again, I am a hopeless optimist for people possessing some kernel of good within.

The image of iCuckz with this boxing toy Keemstar added is from somewhen in 2022.

A few pages ago I posted 1 or 2 screenshots from some tweets from Anisa. I was going to add that picture to my post but then I saw the date and also realized that she speaks of CC and not CC2 so I didn't post it bc I assumed it was already posted in this thread last year after CC1.

Keemstar cropped the date. Just give me some minutes and I'll check my Twitter feed and see if I can find it again.

Edit: Found it.

20230708_040258.png
F0ZgpN5acAIt3FT.jpeg
 
Last edited:
People in this thread are going "The noble samnuel hayden has taken pity on poor wittle edups because he genuinely feels bad for him."

And while that isn't impossible considering sam's relationship advice on hydewars, I think its more likely that Sam is just smart enough to understand the age old adage "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Ian was self imploding with or without hyde's help. The fact that hyde is clever enough to shut up and not interfere means that ian cannot blame anyone except himself for this.

Think about it, if sam was fucking with him, ian could cry about it for sympathy points while deflecting blame, but the fact that he's basically been completely hands off since the froggy drama means that ian cannot grasp at straws and pretend its someone else's fault.

Hell, the fact that sam hyde literally just fucked off and made a massive superhit reality TV show while CC2 was crumbling is probably a bigger fuck you to ian than anything else sam could ever possibly do.
 
People in this thread are going "The noble samnuel hayden has taken pity on poor wittle edups because he genuinely feels bad for him."

And while that isn't impossible considering sam's relationship advice on hydewars, I think its more likely that Sam is just smart enough to understand the age old adage "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Ian was self imploding with or without hyde's help. The fact that hyde is clever enough to shut up and not interfere means that ian cannot blame anyone except himself for this.

Think about it, if sam was fucking with him, ian could cry about it for sympathy points while deflecting blame, but the fact that he's basically been completely hands off since the froggy drama means that ian cannot grasp at straws and pretend its someone else's fault.

Hell, the fact that sam hyde literally just fucked off and made a massive superhit reality TV show while CC2 was crumbling is probably a bigger fuck you to ian than anything else sam could ever possibly do.
Ian asked Sam not to talk about him anymore, and Sam has respected that.
Sam does empathise with him, it's fairly obvious from listening to Sam.
 
Ian asked Sam not to talk about him anymore, and Sam has respected that.
I think Sam has said his peace on the matter. He may be silly but Sam does want to ruin anyone. The only funny thing to do at this point is to move on or have Sam join a book club with Anisa. The latter might be impossible, there is no hard evidence that Anisa can in fact read.
 
Can't investigate right now but I have archived just in case:
vaguely_violet
Anything that tips you off?
i looked through it and im not totally convinced. she follows the CC drama and a-logs sam hyde etc. but she used sam tweeting nigger as proof that hes racist which wouldnt make sense coming from ians wife. she also thirst posts exclusively about hasan. i wouldnt put that past anissa ofc but she wouldve said something about hasan on her main imo.

its definitely possible but im not convinced.
 
So like did anyone ever guess who was trying to take Creator Clash from him?

I can see Anisa trying to take it over out of sheer hubris and a lack of respect for Ian. She's not in the video, and his phrasing makes it sound like an awkward situation that's not as simple as copycat events running them out of business. I just don't know who else had their fingerprints on CC more than Anisa, enough to have standing to take it. It might not even be an official thing, and he just feels that he gets next to no input on the decision-making process.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Justa Grata Honoria
Something that sums up the relationship between the pair completely is how Anisa has Ian dressed up like her own little white trash Ken doll, to go along with her own look.

Without her around, there is absolute no way that a 2023 idubbbz would be this dedicated to the ‘trailer park aesthetic‘, as Anisa keeps insisting in podcasts that Ian totally, absolutely is into, of his own accord.

She has him tattooed, greasy like her, dressed like a clown, and like every other aspect of his life she is insisting it’s HIS idea he’s choosing to be like this.
 
Back