Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Brief Dalton and Kim update. Sammie update will be in a separate post, because that's going to be more imagines that I have yet to sort (and the site currently objects to too many images).

Sounds like Kim is still working as of June 24. The Compassion Center is a homeless shelter, though. I wonder if they're still drifting around Little Rock? Poor Aidean.

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"add me up I don't understand my FB account"

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Think I already posted this one.

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There's just a lot to dissect in this cover collage.

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A full size version, for your pleasure.

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That filter is disturbing.

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Full version, so you can see her attempt at having cleavage.

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Think I already posted these last two.

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Sammie update coming later, but I'm having image trouble right now.

Double posting, because this one is a lot of images, and Tor wasn't in a good mood earlier.

Sammie is pregnant (or "pregnant," as the case may be) and mourning dead family members and strangers. She still posts lots of gross food and sex stuff and must spend all day watching and sharing reels. She posts tons, but there's nothing of substance there.

Sammie cares about unsolved homicides when the victim could've been a babby daddy.

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For the same reasons, she wants to free Lil TJay.

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Tupac died in 1996. I somehow doubt she's got a lot of memories of him.

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I guess I should drop this one in with the pregnancy stuff. It's Sammie sharing a home cure for a vagina that needs tightening. I had to think about Sammie's vaginal looseness concerns, and I'm not going to bear that burden alone.

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"I Jus Got Done Eating Chicken Roman Nuddles && 2 Tacos"

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"I'm Pregnant Not High"

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"Oh I didn't know"-- I'm guessing there's a reason you were unaware, and that reason is the nonexistence of the pregnancy.

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It seems like this particular faux pregnancy is mainly an excuse to eat junk.

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Oh, good, she's been praying on it.

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"&& The Rest Natural." Naturally imaginary, anyway.

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Darnell and his sister have birthdays this month. Happy birthday && many more, Darnell and Chanda!

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Speaking of Chanda, she commented on this post and several others. It's more interaction than Sammie usually gets from her soi-disant in-laws.

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Darnell is about to have a birthday!

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There were a billion food reposts, the usual stuff. Here's a representative post, one where she actually took the time to tack on a "yummy."

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This video had women with gigantic black balls. They were trying to knock those solo cups over with their dangling balls. Black balls and Sammie-- I'm not even going to make the joke.

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Crackers with ranch and chili? Vitamins who?

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Sex stuff. I'm surprised she didn't identify as the woman with the Afro (bottom right).

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Extremely random. I can't picture Sammie willingly walking anywhere.

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Missing Grandma.

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"Boy Ain't Black"-- this one just made me laugh. Neither are you, Sammie.

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Chanda's kids, maybe? And I guess Sammie is going to be a non-pretend aunt fairly soon. I didn't check to see if her sister has had the baby yet, and I don't remember when she was due. *

* Just looked-- she's due in late July but seems to think that the baby might get here earlier. Sammie vagueposted about her dad; Sabrina clarified and says that their father has cancer. From Sabrina's wording, it doesn't sound good.

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Because this thread needed more hyper-filtered duck face selfies.

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"If It Ain't White It Ain't Right"-- this sounds like a white supremacy slogan, so I doubt that's what she actually meant.

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Bentley must still be obsessed with Michael Jackson. This is all she had to say about her own children, and there were no photos. Wonder if her mom has put her foot down again?

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Her dad has apparently been ill. I don't know if we're talking about her actual DNA donor or some random dude that she's calling dad.

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"All My Children"-- we need your current grand total, Sammie.

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Minor exchange, but Sammie has posted what seems like a lot more content in Spanish. Is she leaning into being Hispanic for a change?

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She must have another dog-- I missed that, but I admittedly skim when the pet stuff comes up (because it's depressing). Anyway, she reposted a lot of dog stuff and commented that it reminded her of Freya. I didn't see any pictures of her actual dog, though.

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Nobody in this cluster wears pearls. Nobody.

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Frfr.

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But It Ain't Enough-- trouble in paradise?

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At least she's not being actively depressing, unlike Sarge && HitlerzAngel.
 
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@often puzzled has covered most of the important stuff but I’ll try to fill in some more. Apologies in advance for any repeats.

Dalton is going to end everything but also do you want to watch him set off fireworks? It’s just him because Kim’s apparently in jail.

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Jail Kim and Dalton are in an open relationship with the extreme stunner from her profile collage.

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Someone who is smart and capable, please look up what’s happening with Sarge, who is still locked up for now. The only homeless people he can have sex with now are men.

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kim's in jail??? i wonder if she stole $$ from mickey d's or if she hit her new ol' lady or what. damn

i also visited dalton's page a while back and scooped some funny stuff.

#couplegoals
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Salty Dalty flexin on the haters (who? sammie?)
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fb quiz with glam filter
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and finally this snippet of a long mostly boring facebook live (full vid attached), in which an unidentified old white man (kim's dad? he doesn't look feral enough. maybe a churchgoer/good samaritan) is driving kween kim, her kid and her other kid Dalty D somewhere... probably taking kim to the hospital for the 999999th time.

notable:

- dalton, on video, is CLEARLY developmentally disabled. not just dumb, actually tarded
- aieadiaean is not an enthusiastic participant in the FB Live
- the vehicle has one of the most amazing rear window decals i've ever seen... a GIANT AUTISM PUZZLE PIECE PUNISHER SKULL






bonus/unrelated sammie cheapshot

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Kim’s really in jail! Standard Sammieverse outstanding felony bench warrant. The most shocking thing here is her full middle name is “Michelle Lynn:”

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This is the last thing she posted on an alternate profile. It sounds true.

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@lindsayfan, I’m editing so I can’t quote you but in re: infant death certificate:

1. “Read and weep,” holy shit. Not about his literal dead baby, but because he proved the existence of said dead baby with a death certificate. My sides.
2. Mermaid baby confirmed immediate cause of death is pulmonary hypoplasia with multiple congenital anomalies otherwise contributing significantly.
 
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If Kim’s in jail and Aidean’s in Conway then dare we hope he’s with someone more capable? Do we know if any of the extended Sammieverse live in Conway?

ETA: Do we know what the warrant was for?

Never mind, seems to be for first degree terroristic threatening.
 

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I guess there wasn't enough of mud baby to scrape into a vial. Poor Lil Nutella, always a pile of goo, never a dead babby.
If it’s the same as here then they won’t have a birth or death certificate unless the baby was born live (even if it only drew one breath). There’s a stillbirth register for any birth after 24 weeks but only live births get a death certificate.
 
Someone who is smart and capable, please look up what’s happening with Sarge, who is still locked up for now.

Sarge's latest assault and battery charge from May 26th is against a dude named Brian Lee Tatum.

On June 9th, Holly filed for a protective order. It was granted on Jun 22nd and in effect until 2028.

Sarge is in court today at 9AM (on $25K bond) to answer the battery and rape charges from January.

On mobile right now, will upload docs later.
 
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the dalty deep dive is ongoing. he has so many abandoned profiles that provide tiny snapshots of his adventures over the years.

Dalt Bae, back when he had caretakers (his adoptive parents)
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another yung dalt, this time out-sarging sarge
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here's Dalton the State Trouper telling off some jerks who put sleazy comments on a pic of his old exgirlfriend
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Dalton's new firetruck. the comments here are solid gold, including one of his exes
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can't spoiler this one. reader, you need-- no, no, you DESERVE-- to witness dalton nuzzle kim's gunt


(and while we're doing throwbacks, don't y'all miss kim's trademark topknot just a lil bit???)
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back to the matter at hand. here's a... uh, halloween outfit
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dalton's well-documented zesty side will never not be funny to me
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our man seems to have a lot of haters in his romantic life. many of his dozens of "engagement" or "marriage" announcements have scoffers in the comments sections

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this 2019 announcement brought him some sharp words from an ex's parent and an outpouring of grief (...i believe directed at kim?)
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"kimberly ann schwartzentrub," who i think is either a dalton-ex or JJ's sister, shared some spicy screenshots as replies to Dalton announcing his and kim's engagement.
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Wonder how long Kim will be in jail for? Fingers crossed Aidean is somewhere safe, and will stay there after Kim gets out of jail.
Luckily it doesn’t look like there is a court date and no bond either.
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Emo posting by Dalton. Not sure who lives in Conyers but that is where Aidean is.
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