🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

He did start his sudden journeys right around the first of the month. Any evidence he's been at the Meridia rental since July 1?

It would make sense to give it up, it's room for three and it's not like he's having guests over at all. He's obviously given up hope of a family reunion by now. He could get a new place in Mexico but you've got to wonder, with all the expenses and bother of traveling, if staying in the US isn't going to be cheaper and easier overall.
It's not like he's been dodging the law very effectively either.
If he stays in Mexico I'd guess it'd be much closer to the border. Half of his problems down there come from living at the ass end of the Yucatan peninsula. Just having to drive that dumb truck back and forth across the border to keep it legal would drive me mad.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Mattafact, it's probably YEEEEEWWW who lives in a crackshack!

 

[Rage Pig]

Hahahaha

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why is he there a week early? That shack in Mexico must be pretty lonely sober.

And it's hotter than fuck in Merida for the next week.:
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Probably because he's literally homeless at this point. I wonder if he just left his crap in the baby poop rental or had to store the few boxes he owns at the Merida Self-Storage 3x5 aluminum box.

He must be wasted. Wheres the random.txt about doxing Xander ? View attachment 5198905
Also isn't this a blatant violation of the dvro ?

Homeless Ralph is jealous af. Faith and Boyfriend can actually rent/buy a home, in the USA unlike Ralph who can't do either. Ralph's options are another third world rental or trying to scare up another mentally ill woman to become his new host.

Ralph has no friends who would sign a lease so he could shit up some rental in the USA and leave them holding the bag. His only "loyal friends" have credit almost as bad as his own. He's got some loser KS peeps, in his same social /financial strata, that might be willing to let him move in to whatever shitbox they live in if he can cough up some cash for rent.

I wonder how many texts he's sent to Ali autist about moving into his parent's castle? Or maybe Daddy Ali financing Ralph's new Texas Killstream venture?
Maybe Ralph should work the internet celebrity angle on the ladies working the registers at the fast food joints he will frequent in FL this week.

I really look forward to Ralph try to couch surfing all summer via his online network of loyal friends. He will buy a plane ticket if you give him a free place to stay for a week minimum! These next few months could very well be the best Ralph content ever. He could be forced to live and interact with a wide array of his "fanbase" over the summer in his bid to find cost-effective places to squat, in-between stays at cheap weekly motels.

THE HOMELESS RALPH ARC HAS BEGUN!!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He must be wasted. Wheres the random.txt about doxing Xander ? View attachment 5198905
Also isn't this a blatant violation of the dvro ?

So....Drunkie the dwarf is actively and heavily rage-tweeting insults and veiled threats to and about a protected party, and her father, with restraining order(s) against him for doing exactly that and for which he has already been held in contempt, while supposedly trying to work out a negotiated settlement agreement with them to give up his child to her, be off the hook financially, and stfu forever.

OK, this is all a giant joint work among them all, right? Nobody can be this fucking stupid.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph, you need to unlock your full potential to defeat Mr. Vickers. The Modelo isn't going to cut it this time big guy, it's time to unlock a Killstream Klassic and pick up some Makers Mark and Cocaine. The coin merchant won't know what hit him!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

pick up some Makers Mark and Cocaine xannies

He's way ahead of you, it seems. RalphaWin!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's way ahead of you, it seems. RalphaWin!

Hey man, it's legally prescribed. That means it's impossible to abuse.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I unironically agree with the Ralphamale. Ralph can actually be genuine and laugh about what a complete mess his life has become. Vickers LARPs as a cringy movie villain and puts on a smug wojack face whenever one of his retarded schemes blows up in his face. Unlike Ralph, he also has real adult responsibilities that he's neglecting to be in an Internet slapfight.

 

[Elmo]

So what does all of this mean for Amanda and Rozy? I can't imagine the horse is taking this news lightly. More specifically, what more proof does she need to not reunite with this absolute fucktard?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I unironically agree with the Ralphamale. Ralph can actually be genuine and laugh about what a complete mess his life has become. Vickers LARPs as a cringy movie villain and puts on a smug wojack face whenever one of his retarded schemes blows up in his face. Unlike Ralph, he also has real adult responsibilities that he's neglecting to be in an Internet slapfight.

You mean neglected adult responsibilities like children?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

So what does all of this mean for Amanda and Rozy? I can't imagine the horse is taking this news lightly. More specifically, what more proof does she need to not reunite with this absolute fucktard?

NEVER underestimate the horses stupidity. If she thinks she can get more clout out of Gunty then she'll be back

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So what does all of this mean for Amanda and Rozy? I can't imagine the horse is taking this news lightly. More specifically, what more proof does she need to not reunite with this absolute fucktard?

I think she is trying to keep as low of a profile as she can while she waits out the separation period. I think it makes it easier to punt the gunt after that.

 

[Elmo]

NEVER underestimate the horses stupidity. If she thinks she can get more clout out of Gunty then she'll be back

It's all troo.

I think she is trying to keep as low of a profile as she can while she waits out the separation period. I think it makes it easier to punt the gunt after that.

Good point, the xanax fog may make him entirely forget that he had a wife and daughter.

 

[Fornicario]

I think these two should have a wresting match. They can gunt out custody of Xander, farm donos, debase and humiliate themselves utterly, and entertain us. Ralph can book it and Vickers can advertise. I'm not seeing any downside here, and I'll bet the courts would sigh in relief if this happened.

 

[AnOminous]

I unironically agree with the Ralphamale. Ralph can actually be genuine and laugh about what a complete mess his life has become. Vickers LARPs as a cringy movie villain and puts on a smug wojack face whenever one of his retarded schemes blows up in his face. Unlike Ralph, he also has real adult responsibilities that he's neglecting to be in an Internet slapfight.

I hope that beaner has a gun and is loaded for feral hog.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I feel inclined to believe Ralph will end up completely abandoning both his children, specially now that Masterson is telling him to do it too, but the boghog is a creature of spite, I can also see him keeping contact with his kids just to "spite the alogs"

 

[Um...]

His suicidal ideation always goes up with the alcohol levels, many examples across these threads, and I think he really wants to die. But he clearly hasn't got it in him to just kill himself, so he generally settles for the bitchmade passive way of suicide: drugs, calories and alcohol.

He’s’s a morose weepy drunk. Gets in his feels cause “ah miss mah moommmm”.” Last time around he had his horse to console him and remind him of “all the people who love me.” This time not so much, he’s weeping into his beer all alone.

 

[Donuteater]

I feel inclined to believe Ralph will end up completely abandoning both his children, specially now that Masterson is telling him to do it too, but the boghog is a creature of spite, I can also see him keeping contact with his kids just to "spite the alogs"

If he does that, Jim wins. And he can't handle that. Although since Jim isn't streaming anymore he's harder to ignore.

 

[Sewer Rat]

If he does that, Jim wins. And he can't handle that. Although since Jim isn't streaming anymore he's harder to ignore.

I'm amazed at how big of an impact Jim telling Ralph they were not friend caused, even today Ralph is still obsessed with Jim