Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob is butthurt.

The tweet:

 

[NQ 952]

It does not take much to upset borb.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob is butthurt.

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The tweet:

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I wonder what's going through Geek.com's heads at the moment. Namely, I'm curious if they regret hiring a condescending, overly sensitive excuse for a critic, or if they're just along for the ride at this point.

 

[Wood Glue]

2015
>videogames need to grow up!
2016
>these adult themes in games hurt my feels!

Every time I see Bob post makes me wish that some executive in Nintendo does LSD and next Mario game ends up being a first person shooter.

 

[FlamingPie]

They kid of did when they and Retro made the Metroid Prime trilogy, which pissed off Bob to no end.

 

[clowney]

2015
>videogames need to grow up!
2016
>these adult themes in games hurt my feels!

Every time I see Bob post makes me wish that some executive in Nintendo does LSD and next Mario game ends up being a first person shooter.

There is just absolutely winning with this guy, He's created the ultimate Kobayashi Maru.

 

[vertexwindi]

They kid of did when they and Retro made the Metroid Prime trilogy, which pissed off Bob to no end.

To be fair it pissed off a lot of people before release, but when the first game came out it was met with plenty of praise by everyone.

Except whiny babies like Bob, of course.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

To be fair it pissed off a lot of people before release, but when the first game came out it was met with plenty of praise by everyone.

Except whiny babies like Bob, of course.

Rational fans: "WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU CHANGE METROID?! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PLATFORMER AND-oh hey this is actually pretty good, it still has the platforming and exploration elements and it's presented in a new, 3-d environment that isn't total shit."

Bob: "YOU HAVE TAINTED METROID WITH THE ORIGINAL SIN OF FIRST PERSON SHOOTING! BE GONE, COD BROS! YOU ARE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH OF BOB!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

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I may need some context for this one, the fuck are you going on about Blob?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I may need some context for this one, the fuck are you going on about Blob?

Maybe he's mocking Leto???

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

So is he saying he hangs out at Chuck E. Cheese?

 

[clowney]

Makes sense, he mentally is 10 after all.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

2015
>videogames need to grow up!
2016
>these adult themes in games hurt my feels!

Every time I see Bob post makes me wish that some executive in Nintendo does LSD and next Mario game ends up being a first person shooter.

Inconsistency - It's the hallmark of an SJW. Just recently, Blob's beloved Saint Anita made a post on Twitter complaining the video game villains don't have enough female minions.

2014: "Shooting and killing female video game characters is sexist!"

2016: "Not having female video game characters to shoot at and kill is sexist!"

 

[clowney]

Someday I wish to be able to do the amount of mental gymnastics sjws do.

Also 100 pages of Bob yaaaay " throws confetti"

 

[Brandobaris]

Inconsistency - It's the hallmark of an SJW. Just recently, Blob's beloved Saint Anita made a post on Twitter complaining the video game villains don't have enough female minions.

2014: "Shooting and killing female video game characters is sexist!"

2016: "Not having female video game characters to shoot at and kill is sexist!"

I think I've been giving them the benefit of the doubt too much. It's not that they follow some dogma, or feminist theory because they are too logically inconsistent for that. I just think really, that they are just dumb people who believe whatever the news site/blog/twitter feed that is approved by their peer group tells them. If they all told him videogames were fine now and there are no problems, but theres a new industry to focus on, I think they'd literally just eat it up and just continue to follow the group like sheep.

It's why you always see them resort to name calling of bigot/neckbeard/misogynist and blocking when faces with real questions, because they don't think for themselves. They can't argue points.

If I were a marketer or politician of some sort it'd probably be the example of a wet dream. People completely mind controlled by the media they consume.

 

[FatNero]

Bob complained about the "AUGS LIVES MATTER" banner in a concept art image, got into a Twitter spat, called Deus Ex fans "children" and pretty much thought DE was another CoD-style shooter series.

His Twitter feed today was half that, half complaining about Suicide Squad.

Apparently most every scifi film and show from the 50s onwards, and all of the twilight zone is also terribly racist.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Someday I wish to be able to do the amount of mental gymnastics sjws do.

Also 100 pages of Bob yaaaay " throws confetti"

What scare me a bit,even if SJWs are usually ridicolous and inept,it's how They could be perfect Inner Party members

 

[breadandcircuses]

Someday I wish to be able to do the amount of mental gymnastics sjws do.

I wish I could do physical gymnastics as well as SJWs do mental gymnastics.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Someday I wish to be able to do the amount of mental gymnastics sjws do.

Also 100 pages of Bob yaaaay " throws confetti"

Just think about how much longer this thread would be had Bob pierced his taint.