Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

lol filtered by a fucking bear.
"You not spending money supporting the devs fetish makes you a cuck!"
I like how people are now shaming other people for not wanting to support and buy a corporate product that is filled with the devs fetish. We truly do live in Clown World.
 
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Bro, have you seen what the women in this game look like
Neither Shadowheart or the Tiefling chick look unfuckable, especially by WRPG standards.
Dude, it is clear that this is some devs fetish. Remember when we all made fun of the Frontier for inserting the devs fetishes into that mod?
They are two completely different levels of fetish extremes. One is a single cutscene that amounts to a gag, the other had several explicit references to having sex with lizard people and included a secret underground lair of lizardpeople who specifically mention how bad humans want to fuck them.

I'll say you're right if there's also a cave of sexy bear people that love to do drugs and have sex and tell you as much, and also have a bear matriarch you can fuck.
I've worked in offices and never wanted to fuck a bear. Where the fuck did you work at?
Wildlife and Game Preservation offices. They kicked me out for staring at the fish tank for too long. They just didn't understand the tender love the goldfish and I had.
Look back at the stream for the game, the entire audience is laughing at it because it's goofy and over the top. In the same way The Dark Urge murdering Gale is funny. This is a nerdy RPG, it's going for a goofy vibe.
No, this joke offends me and is thus not comedy anymore.
Did this bother me? No because I never had my version of Jimmy be a fruitcake.
They don't want the option to exist at all. Being able to chose it is too much even though the vast majority of the people complaining will say no if they even encounter that particular exchange.
of course it's still bestiality in the end, but i don't think the game is showing it off as an example of how beautiful and pure it is to get ravaged by a bear.
Look, it works better for my argument if I intentionally misconstrue the scene as something it isn't. Please stop poking holes in my complaints I really want to be angry about something and there's no fun culture war stuff happening right now.
 
"You not spending money supporting the devs fetish makes you a cuck!"
I like how people are now shaming other people for not wanting to support a corporate product that is filled with the devs fetish. We truly do live in Clown World.
Our gaming group's original plan was to 4-man the plot blindly and see where the story takes us, but two people were so put off by the bear fucking they flat out stated they would rather play something else instead because of "the state of modern DnD".

And this thing sure holds no value to me in single-player because all of the companions are unpleasant.

The rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae is that I was initially planning to roll a druid and my friends know it. Welp.
 
Again it's totally up to the player to partake in this, it's optional content. It's goofy RPG Sandbox. Remember Rockstar's Bully? You could make Jimmy Hopkins a fag.
Did this bother me? No because I never had my version of Jimmy be a fruitcake. I'm not going to romance the Druid. Hell looking at the game I probably won't romance any character because I don't want to review my player choices and go "Oh if I select this option then I can't trigger the goofy PG-13 cutscene of my character kissing Shadowheart.

The only game I've played that made me care about Romance was Wildermyth because your cartoon cutout protagonists would get a stat bonus when paired up with their lover.
Bro, did you equate being gay to fucking animals because if so that is the funniest and most based thing you said in this thread.
Neither Shadowheart or the Tiefling chick look unfuckable, especially by WRPG standards.
They are two completely different levels of fetish extremes. One is a single cutscene that amounts to a gag, the other had several explicit references to having sex with lizard people and included a secret underground lair of lizardpeople who specifically mention how bad humans want to fuck them.

I'll say you're right if there's also a cave of sexy bear people that love to do drugs and have sex and tell you as much, and also have a bear matriarch you can fuck.
Wildlife and Game Preservation offices. They kicked me out for staring at the fish tank for too long. They just didn't understand the tender love the goldfish and I had.
No, this joke offends me and is thus not comedy anymore.
They don't want the option to exist at all. Being able to chose it is too much even though the vast majority of the people complaining will say no if they even encounter that particular exchange.
Look, it works better for my argument if I intentionally misconstrue the scene as something it isn't. Please stop poking holes in my complaints I really want to be angry about something and there's no fun culture war stuff happening right now.
Why do I get the feeling that you are one of those people that got excited for the bear sex option.
one instance of something you don't like (and that you realistically will never encounter anyway) and you've already made the argument that the game is "filled" with people getting fucked by bears left and right, you got buck broken by a bear.
I've seen enough of the game to not give them my money. Between the bear sex, the insufferable female characters, the polyamory, the ugly female character designs, the unpleasant companions, the pozzed writing, I'm done. If you bothered to read my earlier posts you would have seen that I've other problems with this game besides the fetishes dipshit.

Edit: LMAO! Some fags seem to be salty.
 
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Our gaming group's original plan was to 4-man the plot blindly and see where the story takes us, but two people were so put off by the bear fucking they flat out stated they would rather play something else instead because of "the state of modern DnD".

And this thing sure holds no value to me in single-player because all of the companions are unpleasant.

The rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae is that I was initially planning to roll a druid and my friends know it. Welp.
So, who wanted to be the vampire faggot?
 
So, who wanted to be the vampire faggot?
Nobody because he is a vampire and a faggot.

By the way, does everybody get the Illithid tadpole treatment plot-wise or only the party leader in multiplayer?

I've seen enough of the game to not give them my money. Between the bear sex, the insufferable female characters, the polyamory, the ugly female character designs, the unpleasant companions, the pozzed writing, I'm done.
Spot on. You can turn a blind eye to one or two of the above, but the entire sum of the parts looks thoroughly unappealing. I'm glad I haven't bought it. The "never preorder" rule hasn't failed me yet.
 
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Bro, did you equate being gay to fucking animals because if so that is the funniest and most based thing you said in this thread.
They're both things I don't want to see in my playthrough.

Hell if Dad walked into the room to ask "Are ya winnin son!" I'd rather him see bear sex than faggotry. The bear sex is so stupid it's funny. South Park tier humor.
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Spot on. You can turn a blind eye to one or two of the above, but the entire sum of the parts looks thoroughly unappealing. I'm glad I haven't bought it. The "never preorder" rule hasn't failed me yet.
Same, I was going to pre-order it too when the first teaser came out but stopped myself as I've been burned too many times from pre-ordering so I took a "wait and see" approach with the game. The more stuff that came out the more and more unappealing the game got for me. It was clear that the game is made for "current year" D&D fans. Even the marketing pandered to them with them always using the faggot elf vampire or having a black lesbian player character at Not E3. It's not made for fans of Baldur's Gate 1&2 but for fans who just want to do shipping and take their romances on dates to the coffee shop.
 
Why do I get the feeling that you are one of those people that got excited for the bear sex option.
Because you're a reactionary moron making a big deal out of nothing and desperate for an enemy to fight.
one instance of something you don't like (and that you realistically will never encounter anyway) and you've already made the argument that the game is "filled" with people getting fucked by bears left and right, you got buck broken by a bear.
Bear Broken. He might not fuck their avatars but he sure did fuck their spirits.
They're both things I don't want to see in my playthrough.

Hell if Dad walked into the room to ask "Are ya winnin son!" I'd rather him see bear sex than faggotry. The bear sex is so stupid it's funny. South Park tier humor.
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The thing turning me off from the game is the shitty Larian writing. Divinity 2 really felt like Reddit : The Game a lot of the time.
 
I will agree it's odd that there's only one hot female humanoid companion in the whole game followed up by 3 monster girls.
And this is why people are angry at the bear sex. It's not that it's in there necessarily, although some are angry about that, it's the hypocrisy of not being able to have hot women because it's morally wrong... but they'll include bestiality.
The thing turning me off from the game is the shitty Larian writing. Divinity 2 really felt like Reddit : The Game a lot of the time.
And that's probably why all the female characters are into polyamory, apparently.
 
They're both things I don't want to see in my playthrough.

Hell if Dad walked into the room to ask "Are ya winnin son!" I'd rather him see bear sex than faggotry. The bear sex is so stupid it's funny. South Park tier humor.
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But the bear scene IS FUCKING FAGGOTRY, your faggot. If I wanted to see dumb faggotry i just get a free gay furry porn visual novel in Itchio, not buy a fucking D&D game, of all thing in this gay planet.
 
Because you're a reactionary moron making a big deal out of nothing and desperate for an enemy to fight.
Bro, I like you well enough but you aren't going to stop me and others from shaming and mocking degenerates. Have you forgotten that this is Kiwi Farms? Here we laugh, mock and shame degeneracy. Nobody is going to shame you for playing and liking the game but goddamn are we going to mock the degeneracy in this game as we would any other.
The thing turning me off from the game is the shitty Larian writing. Divinity 2 really felt like Reddit : The Game a lot of the time.
That is actually one of the biggest turn offs for me in this game. I was already leaning more towards not buying the game as the writing and characters are god awful. If Divinity 2 is Reddit: The Game than Baldur's Gate 3 is Tumblr: The Game.
 
But the bear scene IS FUCKING FAGGOTRY, your faggot. If I wanted to see dumb faggotry i just get a free gay furry porn visual novel in Itchio, not buy a fucking D&D game, of all thing in this gay planet.
It's the player's protagonist who fucks the Druid/Bear. It'll be straight or gay.

They used the vampire because he's usually a Party Companion.
 
And that's probably why all the female characters are into polyamory, apparently.
Wasn't that just the githyanki? I remember the writer being super proud of her fucking other guys. Massive fuck.
But the bear scene IS FUCKING FAGGOTRY, your faggot. If I wanted to see dumb faggotry i just get a free gay furry porn visual novel in Itchio, not buy a fucking D&D game, of all thing in this gay planet.
Have you considered NOT romancing the gay druid then? That seems like the easy solution.

Bro, I like you well enough but you aren't going to stop me and others from shaming and mocking degenerate
I don't care if you shame degenerates or not but I'm still going to call a spade a spade. It's a nothingburger controversy, I'm not going to say a different opinion than the one I have, that's the nice thing about the forum. Not my fault it doesnt align with the zeitgeist.
 
the insufferable female characters, the polyamory, the ugly female character designs
so you're angry that the female characters are insufferable and ugly and in the same breath get mad that you don't get to jump into a tradcon monogamous relationship with them? :story: make your mind up nigga.

If you bothered to read my earlier posts
i saw your one post and figured all your other posts were going to be about as transparent as you are; complaining about "muh degeneracy" and every single other platitude that the post-2016 election frog has tirelessly mustered up for the past few years, it is sad to see you struggle with the impermanence of developers and companies no longer catering to your gay little values anymore; doomed to sneed until the next pendulum swing.

Lemme just remind you that Baldur's Gate 3 character creator has separate choices for "identity", "appearance", "voice" and "genitals" that can be freely mixed and matched between male and female.
"what?? are those more hecking customization options? i am being.. LE ERASED"
 
Lemme just remind you that Baldur's Gate 3 character creator has separate choices for "identity", "appearance", "voice" and "genitals" that can be freely mixed and matched between male and female.
Yeah, I think with this shit we can see who the target audience is. I miss when games just had you change your characters appearance and height. It was better and simpler times back then.
so you're angry that the female characters are insufferable and ugly and in the same breath get mad that you don't get to jump into a tradcon monogamous relationship with them? :story: make your mind up nigga.
No, I'm pointing to the hypocrisy of people getting mad that gamers want attractive female romances but praise bear sex.
i saw your one post and figured all your other posts were going to be about as transparent as you are; complaining about "muh degeneracy" and every single other platitude that the post-2016 election frog has tirelessly mustered up for the past few years, it is sad to see you struggle with the impermanence of developers and companies no longer catering to your gay little values anymore; doomed to sneed until the next pendulum swing.
So you admit that you didn't bother to read what else I have problems with with this game. Good job outing yourself faggot. Also, I take it that you enjoy disgusting shit as you seem to be defending the worst aspects of the companies who pander to the woke crowd.
 
Lemme just remind you that Baldur's Gate 3 character creator has separate choices for "identity", "appearance", "voice" and "genitals" that can be freely mixed and matched between male and female.
Welcome to literally every game that has character customization released in the last three or four years. You want it to change? Better keep pushing for a higher percentage than 42.
 
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