Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
It's funny to remember how ecstatic Pat was for the Vice/HuffPost coverage that didn't materialize in 2021. In the end when he DID get on DailyBeast/WaPo/NBC/InsideEdition... nothing happened. We are amused for two or three days and it goes back to normal, his wish of big press attention are now spent with not much to show for it. He could've used it as an opportunity to crowdfund but didn't.
 
For now this is just an unconfirmed rumor, but a few of the Brothermen are hinting that the piggy-human marriage is going through a rough time right now, and that a divorce might come sooner than later.

They said that in order to avoid another BDA type situation they'll have to wait a couple of weeks before the exact information is released. I can't post prints right now because I'm on my phone and Tor for Android sucks balls.

Again, it could be just a bit, but I get the feeling it's going to be something juicy. I'm hoping for an exciting finale of the Pat Show Season 5.

Edit: prints
divorce incoming fingers crossed 1.png
divorce incoming fingers crossed 2.png

divorce incoming fingers crossed 3.png
divorce incoming fingers crossed 4.png
 
Last edited:
If you go back through Rick substantial time line you notice that there's barely any pictures of him with Niki's family at all, and there was that one holiday card he was in, but they cut off everything but his fat elbow and a piece of his arm. If they don't invite him to family gatherings and holidays they're not gonna let him live with them, Niki probably, but Rick's gonna be out on the street.
View attachment 5200976View attachment 5200977
Notice how he's not as fat there so that was a long time ago, they grew to hate his fat lazy ass and we all know why. You cut someone out of a picture like this that's a statement, you cut them out when there's also plenty of space on the other side that's empty and could be cut instead that's twisting the knife, that's the kill shot, that's telling them to fuck off.
notice that niki actually looks happy and full of life. in the more recent pics/videos she looks as dead inside as the black children in pat's basement. i can't blame her, being maried to a pig-man monster like pat would wreck havoc on anybody.
BDA type situation
refresh me on what the BDA situation was. sorry i got a very lousy memory. i suck at remembering things about as badly as pat sucks at writing, stand up, doing home repair, doing car maintenance, etc.
Another lolcow (Rekieta) makes the same claim, even though it's a diagnosis only given to children.
antoher similarity is that both rekieta and pat brag about "being into things". wouldnt surprise me is those "things" were actually pretty similar.
 
refresh me on what the BDA situation was. sorry i got a very lousy memory. i suck at remembering things about as badly as pat sucks at writing, stand up, doing home repair, doing car maintenance, etc.
Big Dick Andrew is the guy who doxxed himself when he sent Fatty a pic of his driver's licence and challenged him to a fight at Hooligans. Pat chickened out and tried to get a restraining order against Andrew. Fortunately BDA still had the entire conversation on his phone and the judge could see that Pat had actually accepted the challenge, so he decided that Pat didn't have a case.

In case you missed it:
 
For now this is just an unconfirmed rumor, but a few of the Brothermen are hinting that the piggy-human marriage is going through a rough time right now, and that a divorce might come sooner than later.

They said that in order to avoid another BDA type situation they'll have to wait a couple of weeks before the exact information is released. I can't post prints right now because I'm on my phone and Tor for Android sucks balls.

Again, it could be just a bit, but I get the feeling it's going to be something juicy. I'm hoping for an exciting finale of the Pat Show Season 5.

Edit: prints
View attachment 5201357View attachment 5201359
View attachment 5201361View attachment 5201362
Oh my!

If that’s all accurate then I wonder what Pat will end up imprisoned for first?

Contempt of court for not paying quasi?

Breaching a restraining order by showing up at Niki’s parents/her new home/a boyfriend/new partner’s home/her workplace and squealing?

As above but with increased legal implications due to him bringing his gun and or being seriously intoxicated?

Attempted murder of Niki?

Assault or related charges due to being ejected from hooligans while drunk?

I hope he just gets drunk and cries, as a prison arc will do more of a number on his sanity than it did to Chris Chan.
 
For her sake I hope this info is accurate. I don't care if she's a horrible person: no one, not one person on Earth, deserves to be married to Patrick. She could be a serial rapist, murderer, and a pedophile, and even then I'd still be 50/50 on that marriage being "cruel and unusual punishment."
I agree.

I don’t think she is a horrible person when away from him.
She might be a bit dense and have learning difficulties, neither of which make her bad, but they do make her more vulnerable to a controlling narcissist like Fat.
When away from him she is probably just a common everyday person, mostly good but capable of some wrong doing.

He is just a fat toxic blob who poisons everyone who gets close to him.

Or grinds them into sausage in the case of black children.
 
You got to love how Patrick spams the internet with pictures whenever he does any basic adult thing, like yard work.

It makes me think he never cooks, grocery shops, laundry, or basic cleaning because if he did, he wouldn't shut up about it.

My kid needs less validation for doing chores than Patrick.
That’s a good point.

With Niki possibly gone, I wonder how long the sty will turn into a literal sty.
Beer bottles and cans, pizza boxes, pepperoni casings, grease, unwashed clothes, unpublished manuscripts, burger wrappings and all sorts of clat will soon entomb him.
 
For now this is just an unconfirmed rumor, but a few of the Brothermen are hinting that the piggy-human marriage is going through a rough time right now, and that a divorce might come sooner than later.

They said that in order to avoid another BDA type situation they'll have to wait a couple of weeks before the exact information is released. I can't post prints right now because I'm on my phone and Tor for Android sucks balls.

Again, it could be just a bit, but I get the feeling it's going to be something juicy. I'm hoping for an exciting finale of the Pat Show Season 5.

Edit: prints
View attachment 5201357View attachment 5201359
View attachment 5201361View attachment 5201362
It honestly sounds too good to be true. I'm just not seeing her having this road to Damascus moment and saying "Wow, this retard has ruined my fucking life! What a mistake I've made!" NOW when at no point has she before this.
The only sort of rational motivation for it being now and not earlier is if her mother was the one who set them up with the amortization lawyer, only for ol Rick to make them conclude it wasn't in good faith because he couldn't go a few months without "correcTing the record" and telling everyone he wasn't gonna pay a single cent.
 
Last edited:
That’s a good point.

With Niki possibly gone, I wonder how long the sty will turn into a literal sty.
Beer bottles and cans, pizza boxes, pepperoni casings, grease, unwashed clothes, unpublished manuscripts, burger wrappings and all sorts of clat will soon entomb him.
Moot point as I think Patrick dies within 48 hours, choking on a shirt button, thinking it's candy.
 
It honestly sounds too good to be true. I'm just not seeing her having this road to Damascus moment and saying "Wow, this retard has ruined my fucking life! What a mistake I've made!" NOW when at no point has she before this.
The only sort of rational motivation for it being now and not earlier is if her mother was the one who set them up with the amortization lawyer, only for ol Rick to make them conclude it wasn't in good faith because he couldn't go a few months without "correcTing the record" and telling everyone he wasn't gonna pay a single cent.
70 percent of divorces are initiated by women, but it usually follows years and years and years of them begging their man to take the relationship seriously. typically, marriage counseling/couples therapy is initiated by women and relies on the woman being the 'good one' who'll bond with the therapist and keep bringing the couple back for more, because they genuinely want it to work and will very, very patiently try to patch things up. from the male perspective, it's unthinkable to be so patient and optimistic in many cases, and obviously, unfathomable to think anyone wants to stay with patrick s. tomlinson for any period of time.
 
It honestly sounds too good to be true. I'm just not seeing her having this road to Damascus moment and saying "Wow, this retard has ruined my fucking life! What a mistake I've made!" NOW when at no point has she before this.
This is a good point, that said Fat has been escalating the feud to national media with every fiber of his being of late which is new, and could be that turning point, especially if she asked him specifically not to do things like, well, bringing in the national media to put a spotlight on this embarrassing debacle.

I could see her having pause after they lost the lawsuit and asking him not to make things worse, and at this point, clearly such a request has been completely disregarded.

I suppose there is also an outside chance that he's simply too fat for her now: he's literally twice the volume of man flab that she married and not getting any smaller.
 
Back