🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

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[BigFatSweatyMan]

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No way does Gunty ever kill himself, at least not until theres no more xannies in the world

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

... but you know what would give him a reason to live?!

https://www.givesendgo.com/alexander-ralph

his givesendgo is currently at $1600 out of $15,000, thats not bad for just 1 day
hes just suicide baiting his audience for reasons to live, approximately 15,000 reasons is about how many it would take by my estimate

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Drunk and hollerin still.
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"Not a suicide threat." Checking out = drinking / xannying yourself to sleep?
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I'm always amazed with Ralph's ability to simultaneously feel so shitty all the time, yet still think he's better than everybody else.
"Fawk you Harry Morris, you could never beat the looks of the Ralphamale! I get bitches left and right while you ain't got sheeeit."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

... but you know what would give him a reason to live?!

https://www.givesendgo.com/alexander-ralph

his givesendgo is currently at $1600 out of $15,000, thats not bad for just 1 day
hes just suicide baiting his audience for reasons to live, approximately 15,000 reasons is about how many it would take by my estimate

$1500 was the first two hours and one was a $500 fake dono. Only $125 in the past 24 hours.

If he was really going to off himself why would he give a shit about his Twitter account being suspended over the suicide threat?

 

[beautiful person]

I'm glad Ralph is back to being an amusing piece of trash rather than a boring piece of trash.

 

[draggs]

I read somewhere that you can still get real quaaludes in South Africa. Not sure if that's true but might be a new business plan for Gunt Inc.

Yes you can. India too. Qualuudes are still manufactured in both under a different name. You can get them in other countries in Africa too, but they're coming from India or South Africa

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Ralph the only people that will give a fuck if you go out in whatever pussy way you do is the people that watch your antics. Whatever people you're being a polyp on will breathe a sigh of relief. So if you care at all, please reconsider your actions for your pals here on the Farms.

 

[AnOminous]

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Kill yourself Ralph. Preferably on stream.

 

[Polyboros2]

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Suicide baiting is what he does when things are acting outside of his control.

My money is on the Horse is fully out of the stable after lashing out at Harry.

 

[make_it_so]

Kill yourself Ralph. Preferably on stream.

Only way he's going to kill himself on stream (or off stream for that matter) is if he OD's mixing booze with xannies.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Suicide baiting is what he does when things are acting outside of his control.

My money is on the Horse is fully out of the stable after lashing out at Harry.

Maybe she went on a date this weekend and that lead to the Harry spergout?

 

[Path Wanderer]

Honestly Ralph needs to just concede in private. Give Vickers his cuckold baby to keep, salvage whatever relationship he has with the Morris’s before they Vicious Vicker him into suicide and from there plot out what to do from Mexico. If he did even 1 of the first two things I would be shocked

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph, if this was any other man who was genuinely going through severe financial troubles and unjust custody battles, I can promise you there would be people here who would not only empathize with you but would be willing to help you. I've seen it, there are lots of people here with big hearts.

But you're not another man, Ralph. You're Ethan Oliver Ralph, an actual human piece of trash. Your financial problems illicit little tears because you act like a fucking cunt to everybody and anybody around you. You care about nobody but yourself in every regard and whatever charity you've given to the world is a wealth of laughs at your expense. You are the embodiment of sloth and greed, you are a fat retard who spits on people from your tower and cries for help when it gets knocked down and even if you did get this money, you would spend a good chunk of it on absolutely nothing related to this court case and when people called you to the mat on that, you'd say "*Sigh* What can I say? Shoulda never been dumb and given me money, ya know? Hehehehehe....but yeah, I just win, what can I say?" That's exactly what you would do and everybody knows that by now. You are an untrustworthy snake and the only reason people side with you because they hate us, not because they love you.

Your children would be better off never hearing or seeing you again because you're just a sperm donator, you're not a father, you have neither the warmth nor the temperament nor the leadership skills necessary to raise anything other than pieces of shit just like you. If your children ever do anything productive or good in life, it will in spite of you. Every woman you have ever been with is an actual retard for tolerating you and they would still be leagues better as a parent than you. You're a weird, rapey fat pervert pillhead and I sincerely hope you lose all rights to your children so they can live healthy lives in your absence.

God DAYUM!

That was amazing!

 

['Ole Dente]

God DAYUM!

That was amazing!

I was right, too. I told you he’d get that money and immediately spend it on something not even related to his fatherhood. He has no shame, he will lie and steal from people and then admit to it vaguely while feeling good about it. He’s a fucking cancer on this planet, the only reason he shouldn’t die is for our amusement only.

Considering his new trip destination and his propensity for running his wigger mouth, I expect that death to happen soon and it is warranted. People like Ralph should join the military and get shot as soon as possible, it is a net benefit for our society when they do.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Is it weird that deep down, I was hoping Ralph would turn his life around and help people with their addictions? I know it's bordering on the impossible. But if someone like Steven Assanti could find a woman to (briefly) marry him, I suppose stranger things have happened.

 

[Rogue AI]

Ethan Ralph will never have the balls to visit North Korea. Come on rage pig, do some real risk taking.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Best part is that TB is about as prevalent as AIDS in southern Africa so he doesn't even need to get that close to a SA prostitute to ruin himself.

While I am highly critical of certain vaccines there are a bunch you should definitely get if you are going to be in who knows where South Africa. I 100% believe that the Ralphamale will refuse to get vaccines for common diseases some of which have been in use since the 1920's. The Ralphamalaria Arc would be most welcome!

Kill yourself Ralph. Preferably on stream.

I really think Ralph is going to die on stream. He is going to nod off and just not wake back up.

 

[Hokuriku]

While I am highly critical of certain vaccines there are a bunch you should definitely get if you are going to be in who knows where South Africa. I 100% believe that the Ralphamale will refuse to get vaccines for common diseases some of which have been in use since the 1920's. The Ralphamalaria Arc would be most welcome!

Pretty sure there is no effective vaccine for tuberculosis and it's starting to become drug-resistant. The treatment for it is fucking brutal, too

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is it weird that deep down, I was hoping Ralph would turn his life around and help people with their addictions?

Wanting the best for someone, no matter how terrible they might be is a healthy positive trait to have.