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Oh, that's why I assumed it was real.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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I would have too, except I learned Mexican service fun facts the last time someone mentioned it. You don't even have to do it in person anymore.
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South Africa seems like it can be a beautiful place. Some amazing history. A lot of Holocaust memorial museums, not sure why. With the right guide I'm sure he could have a nice vacation and leave with everything intact.
But it's Ralph. He finds trouble no matter where he goes. There is a lot more chance for disaster in SA.
Vickers' boy needs to sign the papers to emancipate himself from his father, what a dangerous influence. If it is real and Ralph is still in Mexico, hope he kidnaps Boy Vickers so they can do son-for-a-son tradeoff on the border. It will be kino.
But it's Ralph. He finds trouble no matter where he goes. There is a lot more chance for disaster in SA.
Vickers' boy needs to sign the papers to emancipate himself from his father, what a dangerous influence. If it is real and Ralph is still in Mexico, hope he kidnaps Boy Vickers so they can do son-for-a-son tradeoff on the border. It will be kino.
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You thought "Golden Surprise Airlines" was real, idiot? Man maybe spend more time getting this dump to work instead of falling for retarded Twitter posts
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He's gonna GIVE some poor nigger whore GRIDS.
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Is the restraining order still valid, if I was Harry Morris I would DM the account and try to buy it claiming it was mine all along but that's gay ops shit
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It's all gay ops now, the retards are going to fling shit no matter what.
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Best part is that TB is about as prevalent as AIDS in southern Africa so he doesn't even need to get that close to a SA prostitute to ruin himself.
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On one hand, I went to South Africa last year (completely on my own, btw) without a scratch and thoroughly enjoyed myself, especially in Cape Town which is a beautiful city. On the other hand, if he gets his orbital bones broken and man purse stolen in somewhere as safe as Portugal, I can't imagine him lasting a fucking day in somewhere like Johannesburg.
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> I could have another bitch tomorrow for 1000 pesos
nigga you couldn't even score grace thorp, a fucking bpd thot that fucked her own dad
stop projecting your own failure(s) to other people
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You've been watching and covering this guy for over two years now, and you haven't figured this out yet?
Seriously though, unless he's staying at some well-protected ranch compound out in the boonies, your prediction from a few years ago of him getting literally chopped up in some third world shithole has a high chance of coming true in SA.
South Africa is beautiful and if you stay away from the dystopian urban hellholes, it can be pretty safe. I have a friend who used to travel to South Africa for safaris, and he'd stay with some Afrikaaners on their ranch where'd they'd have a great time going out hunting and having massive barbecues. They never had any trouble since the ranch was out in the middle of nowhere, had secure fencing, the residents were armed to the teeth, and the countryside was being constantly prowled by lions and leopards and whatnot.
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I've actually been helping with his vacation planning. Look at all the exotic Burger Kings there are to eat at (and that's just Cape Town)!
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Sure everyone could "have another bitch tomorrow" if they settled for pedo tranny sloppy seconds, BPD retarded teenagers, dead egg e-celeb fucking old lady psychotics, or actual pay-per-hour whores. Ralph couldn't score an actual woman, ever again. No woman with self respect and her life together would get within gunt's distance of Ralph.
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Ralph's fundraiser has gotten less than $125 in the past 24 hours. The good news is there's almost 35,000 prayer requests! Christ is kang!
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Cape Town is really nice, at least where I stayed. I was in a hotel near the coast in an area that looked bizarrely like the road in front of your hotel in GTA Vice City for some reason. Even though it was just springtime when I went there, it was always beautiful, sunny skies. Besides that, there was a lot to do: you can visit Robben Island, you can visit Table Mountain, or if you're an autist like me who wants to claim they've gone as far as they can in any given direction, you can drive down to the Cape of Good Hope or take an even longer journey to the most southernly point if the African continent, where there's a dividing line marked between the Indian and Atlantic Oceans. I'm told the east part of the city is where things are really dangerous, and luckily I never travelled there. But in the right places, it can be as beautiful as - well, Lisbon, I guess.
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This clip amuses me
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I can only read his gfm in Null's MATI Ralph voice.