🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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I AM GOING TO SOUTH AFRICA JUST TO SPITE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS :story: (Read in the hog's voice). I wonder why he's traveling there other than avoiding child support. Is he going to try and hunt that one nigger that stole money from him by faking being part of his news network or something like that. I am betting some money on him getting either killed or taken hostage and held for ransom.
 
This nigger is fucking suicidal. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually gets killed by the melanated ghouls when he dares to set foot outside of the "tourist areas". The Gunt getting necklaced wasn't on my predictions for this year, that's for sure.
The only shame is that he's too much of a coward to live stream in the wild.
 
that might be the elder vickers boy going out to serve ralph, the one that vickers was going to have at the visitation center
That or another faggot gayop (because KF just can't handle the jokez and the bantz). I hope it's real because it's too retarded to not be.

EDIT: Okay, wtf, it's really Vickers' son? @MWV your whole family is bizarre lmao
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Flying out to serve someone so your podcast can make briefly make money is so petty it's unreal.

Anyways Ralph tweeted out a gif implying he just left for South Africa.
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Things have escalated, Now I'm in South Africa.
Well fuck, this could be interesting. Or, Ralph hit the Xannies again and South Africa is him watching Quigley Down Under.
 
Again with making HIMSELF the victim. “Cutting my son out of my life.”

The correct statement is “cutting me out of my son’s life.” This asshole is making it clear he’s not concerned about what is going on with Xander. He’s only concerned about HIMSELF. Anyone who buys what this fat faggot is selling deserves to be parted from their money.
 
I AM GOING TO SOUTH AFRICA JUST TO SPITE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS :story: (Read in the hog's voice). I wonder why he's traveling there other than avoiding child support. Is he going to try and hunt that one nigger that stole money from him by faking being part of his news network or something like that. I am betting some money on him getting either killed or taken hostage and held for ransom.
I read somewhere that you can still get real quaaludes in South Africa. Not sure if that's true but might be a new business plan for Gunt Inc.
 
I've brought up a few times before how Ralph fits the cycle of a domestic abuser like a glove, but May leaving is such an excellent example of all of this.

May leaves, Ralph promises to change, takes positive actions. Apologises to her family, keeps it civil. He's gonna change and she's going to come back - and it's totally, 100% real. He means it this time, he's really changed as a person.

Now, at this point either May goes back and after like a month of sobriety Ralph slips back into his normal behaviour, or she doesn't...

In the event that the recriminations and promises of change don't work, abusers tend to vary up tactics and go back to trying to escalate their abusive behaviour. Now, Ralph hasn't directly attacked May yet - but he did say some pretty derogatory stuff about her fucking him today, and that does seem to be a change in how he talks about her.

Point is, Ralph is realising, slowly, she's probably never come back. Hence, he's back to attacking the family, is talking about her nastily, and I believe is probably back on the substances. Not too much, not yet - just a few modelos to take the edge off... But this is Ralph.
 
I read somewhere that you can still get real quaaludes in South Africa. Not sure if that's true but might be a new business plan for Gunt Inc.
Yes, you can get Mandrax on the street. What Ralph will buy on the other hand, could be anything from a stabbing to actual Mandrax. Chances are he'll try to buy some, and the dealer will just decide to hold him up right there. Unlike Portugal, if he screams for the cops he's just going to be straight up killed. They used South Africa (Jo'burg specifically) to film the latest Dredd movie for a reason.
 
Ralph hasn't directly attacked May yet - but he did say some pretty derogatory stuff about her fucking him today, and that does seem to be a change in how he talks about her.
That was directed at Harry, not May. It’s the same shtick he busted out last time he was Big Mad at Harry, when Harry was selling his shit on Ebay and tweeting about it. “Ah’m fucking yer dottir, Harreh! Fucking her raw, no protection! Suck on that, motherfucker!”

It’s old and played out. He needs to get some new material.
 
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