Cringestorian X
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it doesn't even matter anymore lol
dude is a retard for namefagging with his real identity
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Orbiter Metokur Fembot / Maya Chavez / ItsJustMayaC / LT.JG. Pliskin / Sacrificial Guts / Bizarro Jim / Aaron / Queen of Bantz - Just a Dude, Playing a Dude, Disguised as a Chick
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dude is a retard for namefagging with his real identity
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After the breakup, I had some feelings of guilt over the small possibility they were two separate, real people and I'd somehow led to the breakup of a marriage. But if it was meant to be, gathering information a lot of people already knew would not have caused a healthy relationship to die. But on the off-chance that everyone is wrong and this was all real, don't give up Maya! But also, don't fall for Alistair Mycroft or one of the other eligible bachelors of the Cogosphere.
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Rush Pabst is a big donator to Cog and he seems to be arguing for a sektur with less gayops (I can get behind that) but he is also the guy that took drone footage of Ralph's land, paid large amounts into Cog's donation drive to go fight Warski, and threatened to stalk Ralph in Mexico (can't confirm 100%, never looked much into the paypigs before). So, like a lot of these people, says one thing and does another. Rush Pabst and Brother Bastard are mutuals. Apparently Rush Pabst got jealous of Brother Bastard making flirty comments to Fembot, which led to behind the scenes shit talk - BB claims this is because Rush wants to date Fembot.
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The channel linked in Brother Bastard's bio is one created pretty recently (June 28 2023) as well as a secondary channel created same date, listed on one of their tweets for voice acting (sounds like same person but could just be random audio from anyone, from anywhere - it's Warhammer shit). Linked Discord only has one member. The Twitter itself was created in July 2023. I don't remember the name from alogging Cog but to be honest I haven't watched in a while, barely paid attention to chat when I did, it could be an alt name, and the Cog audience seems small enough where Rush would call out if this wasn't someone he knew (especially as a quick cop-out when he was accused of simping for someone who is widely thought to be a fake woman). He also followed the account of his own free will and didn't argue against the accusations so... some smoke. Also:
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Fake Dan (aka Fake Cog, GuntHunter1_), account run by that lesbian lady from the Twitter Space (Podawful fan), probably used to sell the authenticity to Rush Pabst. I mean, I laughed - good job, as far as gayops go that was pretty smooth, if you did manage to get a huge Cog supporter to follow a fake account then make him look like a petty, snaking, simp then gg. But then...
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After I wrote this up MF and ArielAnimeFan (WeskerGirl, the one that extracted the strawberry starfish) talked about how Brother Bastard is a well-known pest that has been simping on them for a while so... I still smell gayops but if the account owner is known to them it's either just this same creepy dude, someone pretending to be this dude, or someone who has had a longer gayop in play (i.e. they mentioned having people in Cog's servers, Podawful fans would defs message woman-pretending-to-be-man and metokur-fan-grifting-ethot to try and get comedy...)
Look at the above shit. All that just to say most likely Podawful is messing with Cog's fans, but obviously there is shit there to mess with. It revealed there is enough behind the scenes simping and talk going on for this sort of thing to be credible - even if people are trolling some of the activity, they wouldn't get away with it if it was completely out of nowhere. I didn't even post the other shit - Rush trying to fake blocks, Kinochet posting about it, etc. If Cog and supporters are the targets of Podawful and friends, I don't think I'll bother - I'm not sitting here documenting stuff to find out "Oh, it's Podawful's/Cog's side pulling a gayop again." It's dull even when I don't directly observe it. Don't have the time or inclination. For what it is worth, I do hope you drink their blood - addressing that to everyone.
To briefly get back to MF - he left her, she confirms. Says she doesn't date online but timing on that is, again, funky - she only dated her Japanese groomer and Guts as far as we know, Guts started online. Japan man was until 15/16 and Guts was soon after iirc. But she claims she doesn't date online but 1/2 of her past partners have been through online and has presumably not dated since... maybe just trying to chase off the simps begging for a crumb now they perceive her as being single, her DMs are presumably overflowing (online, Asian, allegedly not fat, likes games/anime/autism simulators just like the guys, works on the moon, etc - all very appealing to the many single NEETs of the Sektur)
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The channel linked in Brother Bastard's bio is one created pretty recently (June 28 2023) as well as a secondary channel created same date, listed on one of their tweets for voice acting (sounds like same person but could just be random audio from anyone, from anywhere - it's Warhammer shit). Linked Discord only has one member. The Twitter itself was created in July 2023. I don't remember the name from alogging Cog but to be honest I haven't watched in a while, barely paid attention to chat when I did, it could be an alt name, and the Cog audience seems small enough where Rush would call out if this wasn't someone he knew (especially as a quick cop-out when he was accused of simping for someone who is widely thought to be a fake woman). He also followed the account of his own free will and didn't argue against the accusations so... some smoke. Also:
Followers | Archive
Fake Dan (aka Fake Cog, GuntHunter1_), account run by that lesbian lady from the Twitter Space (Podawful fan), probably used to sell the authenticity to Rush Pabst. I mean, I laughed - good job, as far as gayops go that was pretty smooth, if you did manage to get a huge Cog supporter to follow a fake account then make him look like a petty, snaking, simp then gg. But then...
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After I wrote this up MF and ArielAnimeFan (WeskerGirl, the one that extracted the strawberry starfish) talked about how Brother Bastard is a well-known pest that has been simping on them for a while so... I still smell gayops but if the account owner is known to them it's either just this same creepy dude, someone pretending to be this dude, or someone who has had a longer gayop in play (i.e. they mentioned having people in Cog's servers, Podawful fans would defs message woman-pretending-to-be-man and metokur-fan-grifting-ethot to try and get comedy...)
Look at the above shit. All that just to say most likely Podawful is messing with Cog's fans, but obviously there is shit there to mess with. It revealed there is enough behind the scenes simping and talk going on for this sort of thing to be credible - even if people are trolling some of the activity, they wouldn't get away with it if it was completely out of nowhere. I didn't even post the other shit - Rush trying to fake blocks, Kinochet posting about it, etc. If Cog and supporters are the targets of Podawful and friends, I don't think I'll bother - I'm not sitting here documenting stuff to find out "Oh, it's Podawful's/Cog's side pulling a gayop again." It's dull even when I don't directly observe it. Don't have the time or inclination. For what it is worth, I do hope you drink their blood - addressing that to everyone.
To briefly get back to MF - he left her, she confirms. Says she doesn't date online but timing on that is, again, funky - she only dated her Japanese groomer and Guts as far as we know, Guts started online. Japan man was until 15/16 and Guts was soon after iirc. But she claims she doesn't date online but 1/2 of her past partners have been through online and has presumably not dated since... maybe just trying to chase off the simps begging for a crumb now they perceive her as being single, her DMs are presumably overflowing (online, Asian, allegedly not fat, likes games/anime/autism simulators just like the guys, works on the moon, etc - all very appealing to the many single NEETs of the Sektur)
Metokur Fembot, I have given your site a god's honest try. It doesn't work on Tor, archive sites seem unable to grab it, and the tab constantly loads when I'm on it - has me spooked ngl, especially after Daiymo's accusation and past associations with Zoom. I've made a local copy and will read it soon - that was the original intention of this post before I spent too much time unraveling nonsense lol - we'll get them next time.
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I've never understood guys simping over E Whores especially ones that live miles away that there's no chance of meeting IRL.
They're never gonna fuck you.
And that whole "sexting" shit just seems faggy as fuck, typing out shit on a keyboard to what's probably a 400lb man while you jerk off, or even if it's a True and Honest woman, these faggots are buying them gift cards and sending money for what, titty pics? It's just a pair of tits, tits you're never gonna touch I might add.
I don't get it. It's different if it's in person, that I sort of get, but this fucking online shit... maybe I'm just old. I met my wife in High School ffs, we didn't get married till years later, but she was an actual person that I knew, online relationships have always seemed to me something for people who are handicapped IRL, this online simp shit drooling over E Whores that are never gonna fuck you, is weird as fuck.
Ok shit yeah I am old but still.
Have some fucking dignity.
They're never gonna fuck you.
And that whole "sexting" shit just seems faggy as fuck, typing out shit on a keyboard to what's probably a 400lb man while you jerk off, or even if it's a True and Honest woman, these faggots are buying them gift cards and sending money for what, titty pics? It's just a pair of tits, tits you're never gonna touch I might add.
I don't get it. It's different if it's in person, that I sort of get, but this fucking online shit... maybe I'm just old. I met my wife in High School ffs, we didn't get married till years later, but she was an actual person that I knew, online relationships have always seemed to me something for people who are handicapped IRL, this online simp shit drooling over E Whores that are never gonna fuck you, is weird as fuck.
Ok shit yeah I am old but still.
Have some fucking dignity.
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Isn't Rush Pabst in his 40s or something and doing this shit? Stick to being a weird fag in YouTube chats with other unfunny boomers, dude.
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The idea of meeting someone online is fine. People mostly used to meet and date through work and hobbies; work is becoming remote, hobbies are online. Makes sense dating would move to the Internet too. But even when both parties are there for honest reasons and where they're relatively normal people, there are so many more issues dating on the Internet - pool of people is wider so people more likely to give up when times get tough/cheat, distance means meeting up can be expensive and possibly dangerous, people are tempted to embellish as it is easy to do so online, may embellish not even on purpose, harder to get tone through text & even voice calls, and you never get those same connections you would in real life (apart from after you meet up, but even then). People can edit themselves and make themselves very different from how they actually are - appear caring when they don't care, or just set up an entirely fictitious persona. A lot more trust is required since everything is easily recorded, sometimes you get screwed by malicious third parties or shitty websites. And on top of that there are plenty of people not in it for purposes of an honest relationship - eGirls, paypigs, troons, fake moon gardeners, blackmail, all sorts of shit. But all that isn't that different from real life dating - very similar issues, some of the same risks and weirdness, but amplified. If someone breaks up with you in real life, they might key your car - online, they might leak your home address, job, online history of nigger posting, your ass-napkin collection, and pussy/titty/dick pics for all and sundry to view.
From what I understand - yes. Don't know much about him. But if Cog's biggest paypigs are 40-50 year old men with established lives and also a 22 year old Filipina who just graduated a doctorate program, had a wedding, and spent last summer working for pennies in a diner in the Philippines... one of those does not seem likely, little weird that one donator is throwing so much about when she shouldn't have the means. At least one lie is being told.
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Yeah meeting people is one thing, its just another way of connecting with new people, and as you said, with a lot of stuff we do moving online, meeting people/potential relationships online is a natural part of how we communicate evolving to match the times, what I was refering to though is this entirely online thing that you find with people lusting over E Whores, and online thots taking advantage of simps where there's never any chance of anything other then passing on (seemingly inevitably recorded) messages. It's just weird to me, I don't get it.
I don't even mean long distance relationships, with the modern world leading to people working remotely and often being separated by huge distances, thats just a way of keeping in contact with people, but people that you still know personally and meet up IRL, even if at longer intervals.
Its this Only Fans shit, people paying for titty pictures and deluding themselves they're in relationships with people who are quite obviously just using them as a credit card, it's one step above the likes of Gaytor calling their wanking hand their "waifus" and imagining they're in a relationship with a cartoon character.
Like I said maybe I'm just an old fart, but when I read about guys like Strawberry simping over ArielAnimeThot and the like I fucking cringe from second hand embarrassment, it's just so fucking weird like what the fuck are they doing, if you're that desperate and socially retarded go hire a hooker ffs, or if it's titty pics they want fucking Pornhub is free.
Its incredibly gay.
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Oh yeah, totally. It's probably more complicated than I can figure out or summarize but I'm thinking it's due to the relationship between sex and companionship.
We have biological need for sex but psychological need for companionship. People get the two confused, especially in a world that over sells sex. Sex is physical, companionship is true connection. Sex is better when there is connection, probably a biological thing to encourage people to stay together as they raise a family unit. So it's that need for sex and connection that gets expoited but the delusion grows from there. When these girls will indulge your fantasies (sexual and romantic) it trumps the free shit for those who have the cash, most likely bored of normal porn (another common issue). Going to see prostitutes requires some level of irl risk and social interaction, not these people's strong suits. People fall in love with prostitutes too, the eGirl thing is that but more extreme as you have more opportunity for "connection" and I'm sure, over time, these people delude themselves into thinking they have an actual chance. If someone doesn't like you in real life and they're not hiding it, only the biggest autist wouldn't notice - online, it can be harder to figure out and accept. The girls meanwhile might be disgusted but are thinking they've hit a big payday, in which case they may encourage it. There's a reason all these people offer girlfriend experiences.
Like with Mack - he's dumb but very passionate. He probably got worked up one night (probably drunk) and messaged this girl. He had a good time. It didn't cost him that much. He went again and again. They chatted, like friends. More money. More extreme services. She charges for receiving pics of genitals - so that's another service. By the end he thinks "She knows my real details, she's given me 'real details' about her, we have talked forever, she likes all my hobbies [she doesn't], she said my strawberries were awesome - I should marry her." Meanwhile Ariel is talking shit about Mack to other people but she is hoping she can get a few more sessions out of him yet. Doing the same to every dude she services. Very lopsided.
With Ocean Redux (another of Mack's girls) she's just crazy, dying, horny, and rich. She's the male version of a Mack - paid PaulyFrog for boyfriend experiences (not even lying, read the leaks). Mack somehow found this crazy bitch who would flash her stuff for free, he reciprocated. That's just a case of two lunatics finding each other and getting some of the services pro bono. Probably some level of the connection thing cos they know each other so I guess the irl equivalent would be "friends with benefits" except these two are weirdos and probably recognized the madness in each other.
Like with Mack - he's dumb but very passionate. He probably got worked up one night (probably drunk) and messaged this girl. He had a good time. It didn't cost him that much. He went again and again. They chatted, like friends. More money. More extreme services. She charges for receiving pics of genitals - so that's another service. By the end he thinks "She knows my real details, she's given me 'real details' about her, we have talked forever, she likes all my hobbies [she doesn't], she said my strawberries were awesome - I should marry her." Meanwhile Ariel is talking shit about Mack to other people but she is hoping she can get a few more sessions out of him yet. Doing the same to every dude she services. Very lopsided.
With Ocean Redux (another of Mack's girls) she's just crazy, dying, horny, and rich. She's the male version of a Mack - paid PaulyFrog for boyfriend experiences (not even lying, read the leaks). Mack somehow found this crazy bitch who would flash her stuff for free, he reciprocated. That's just a case of two lunatics finding each other and getting some of the services pro bono. Probably some level of the connection thing cos they know each other so I guess the irl equivalent would be "friends with benefits" except these two are weirdos and probably recognized the madness in each other.
tl;dr shit's complicated and bishes be crazy, boy and girl bishes both
It's fair to not get it, I think I understand it a little but just enough to be glad I wasn't built that way (like with troons - I'm sorry you're crazy, just glad I'm not and stay away from kids).
EDIT: I put a spoiler around that shitty analysis lol, also to keep it on topic - I think this is part of why so many gay guys are into the fantasy of turning their male straight friends gay. If she was QoB and was guilty of these things in the past, part of the fantasy was probably "They think I'm a real girl" and that same need for connection. Sex and companionship, again. Gay man who wish they weren't gay, they were a woman - but they will never be one. I'm guessing they fell into the trap (lol) of believing there was more to eSex sessions than there really was - maybe they fell in love a few times and revealed their inny was an outty. Warski apparently had QoB sessions - a rejection could explain why MF hates Warski so much.
I tend to believe this over it being a financial or power thing because we would have seen some evidence of this behind the scenes manipulation instead of just vague rumors, I feel. The Guts-Maya thing could be them accepting loneliness and acting out their ideal fantasy themselves. My best guess, based on a lot of assumptions - otherwise all you can say is "It's unexplanable, psychosis and madness" and write them off, or it's just pure masturbation and nothing more. It is almost certainly that, but I don't think someone puts this much effort in just to masturbate, even the very crazy (as you said, easier ways to do that). They have money - they could pay someone, as above, to be their husbandu and pretend they're a real girl.
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Horny posting on a Friday evening. I feel partially responsible. Even Elaine is like "Bro, can you not?" Not controversial to say this kind of behavior more often shown by men. Not saying not a joke, but also feels like fetishization. Not much more to say on this, speaks for itself.
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It beats AI for pretending you're not forever alone.
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Tbf I'm kinda pissed how 80's Sci Fi movies lied to us myself. Be kinda neat having Replicants.
Although it'd probably lead to shit like Detroit - Become Human where they ended up being used to replace people in most jobs, leading to resentment and the Skinjobs being mistreated until they rebelled.
Still Fembro wouldn't have to LARP as his own Gf/Monster Donged Bf, he could just order one from Amazon.
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It's always been about this weird fetish of wanting to become Jade. It's creepy as shit.
Wasn't there a time where his twitter account was just impersonating Jade? I remember it pretty clearly but I don't think it's brought up often. I'm sure he will claim it was just a "joke" but that shit was weird.
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He's fucking obsessed.
What is there about that nipple slip poker girl that makes you think "Jade!" especially considering Jade hasn't even had an Internet presence as far as I'm aware since fucking Gamer Gate, like at least 5 years.
Seriously he's got some serious issues.
If he actually is a woman its almost even worse, basic guy horniness can explain locking in on the titty picture but a female doing it is even funnier.
What is there about that nipple slip poker girl that makes you think "Jade!" especially considering Jade hasn't even had an Internet presence as far as I'm aware since fucking Gamer Gate, like at least 5 years.
Seriously he's got some serious issues.
If he actually is a woman its almost even worse, basic guy horniness can explain locking in on the titty picture but a female doing it is even funnier.
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They have always been a Jade Stan (the only time I have ever used that term, but it feels very appropriate) with Guts being the Metokur. One of Guts' first accounts was Bizarro Jim so yeah - it's almost like a fan fantasy account, erotic fanfiction. "Irish" character marries "cute Asian, not like other girls" they met online. The difference here is the "girl" is the main online force and the man was the behind the scenes artist (lol at Guts artist arc, it's great - such a great artist that they had to hire other people for channel art, avatars, and their fetish art). Another difference is Guts was killed by the mailman, not by a long list of weird illnesses.
It's weird that she is still brought up so often. Once Jim bagged her, she became the eThot equivalent of pregnant and barefoot, retreat from Internet. I don't think most people even know her outside of one instance...
Pretty sure when Jim slipped his farmer fingers into the Asian coin slot during that livestream, every loser weeb online came. It's all their fantasies, in one. Horny big tit Asian who says racist things, supports her man, and will let you get 3 fingers in on a public call. "If Jim can do it, so can I!" thought the Gators of the Sektur, deluding themselves while MF thought "If Jim can do it, so can I. But I'll save time by being both the fingerer and the fingered."
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I recall and it was literal "pick me" behaviour. Pretty much leads into what @Vanquished Phoenix said here:
Since it couldn't be the real Jim, it had to be a Jimwalker.
If memory serves, wasn't he also caught tracing on more than one occasion? Like the guy copied some Bleach fanart or something.
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These sektur nobodies can be really fascinating sometimes. The huge effort and schemes to only really reach about 3 people, these webs of lies and alliances. It's like watching a super autistic ant colony.
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Astrobiologist, PhD Fembot is on a weightloss journey and needs someone to explain high school nutrition facts to him. Lol, fat.
Also, I have no idea wtf he is logging to get these results.
How do you get 50g of protein in a mere 405 calories WHILE adding carbs? I guess skinless chicken breast and some ramen/rice, but that would most likely topple over the calories in this screen shot if the protein is accurate? Why would he share one meal of the total day and not the day as a whole for a more accurate account? The only answer I could imagine is that he put in real nutrition results, but then edited the original profile data and deleted a 150kcal protein shake or something to make it seem like it's a dainty Filipina who needs real advice.
"Keto" going as strong as Guts's health
Hmm, either way, Dr. Fembot is a confirmed FAT liar.
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Also, I have no idea wtf he is logging to get these results.
How do you get 50g of protein in a mere 405 calories WHILE adding carbs? I guess skinless chicken breast and some ramen/rice, but that would most likely topple over the calories in this screen shot if the protein is accurate? Why would he share one meal of the total day and not the day as a whole for a more accurate account? The only answer I could imagine is that he put in real nutrition results, but then edited the original profile data and deleted a 150kcal protein shake or something to make it seem like it's a dainty Filipina who needs real advice.
"Keto" going as strong as Guts's health
Hmm, either way, Dr. Fembot is a confirmed FAT liar.
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Yeah its been a while but I used to be a Gym Bro (not Daddy Gym) in my late 20's/early 30's before I got old and lazy, and I used to watch this shit like a hawk when I was juicing, but I'm having a hard time making sense of these stats.
Isn't Fembro a PhD Biologist?
You'd think he'd be able to come up with a more believable LARP than this for the Diet Arc.
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Moon biologist, calories work differently in space.
This is like with the discord messages - why put so much effort into something that actively shows you up? On surface it is a (relatively) normal thing to do, but when you look at it for more than a second you realize it doesn't make sense. Just a very compulsive person who trends towards big lies without the effort of properly supporting those lies, meaning they fall apart at a cursory investigation.
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I thought the Maya character was supposed to be a thin and cute uwu~ Asian hottie. Now she's fat? Interesting choice by the insane schizophrenic troon. Will we see Maya troon out next? 
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I was specifically talking about the AI chatbot and writing app tools, which can sort of simulate the ai girlfriend future