Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Otis Mallebrok]

Let's see broad shoulders, large man hands, no hips, and breast going east and west vs coming together like a real woman's. Who the fuck were the judge's Stevie Wonder, Andrea Bocelli, & David Paterson?

They ate just Kind (tm).

It's a bit like when the kid with downs syndrome is allowed to ride in the big fire engine, and the adults tell him, that he is a real fireman.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Oh, this is Elphaba. He had some inane TikTok drama with Chelsea Lee Art (unhinged but wealthy London trans woman) with multiple blow ups, Elphaba stans got Chelsea Lee Art's accounts banned after several messy lives and they parted ways, Elphaba suicide bated a bunch on TikToks and earned an exposed TikTok. Allegedly this meltdown isn't even about getting a performance pulled, it's because Elphaba booked a 20 minute karaoke slot at Bar Broadway and then upon being contacted by rabid antis, Bar Broadway clarified that they had not booked Elphaba to perform (and presumably rescinded the karaoke slot).
No, I have no idea what's going on with TikTok users either.
I posted this in the Sideshow thread but here's a couple of choice selections from yesterday's London Trans Pride:
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i've recently been getting recommended his expose tiktoks in my for you page for a bit now, but haven't seen a full video on him. is he worthy of a thread?

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's funny you should mention that, because the creator of Rocky Horror, Richard O'Brien, is both bald and a hon:

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He knows he's not actually a woman though, even though he's taken oestrogen: source.

Oh Jesus thats horrifying Riff Raff grew HRT tits
Yeah Richard O'Brien is an old school Transvestite, I guess Transexual from Transylvania now, thats actually pretty based, as based as an irredeemable faggot can be, I remember when Troons started whining the Rocky Horror Show was "twansphobic propaganda" ( I know, the fucking Rocky Horror Picture Show lol) because it showed Frank N Furters insane hedonism as a bad thing, they were even complaining that Riff Raff executed a "Trans Woman" at the end, it just shows how anything that pushes back on their sick fuck behavior even in the slightest sets them off, I watched him being interviewed about it, he's a fucking weirdo but he doesn't coddle the snowfake tranny types, he's one of the few trannies I'd count among the "Good Ones" he said the troons that were crying about the Rocky Horror Show and the Twitter/Tumblr crowd were fucking idiots, was surprising to hear sense coming out of a guy like that.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Question, as I'm out of the loop on beauty pageants, but do real women competitors in these things typically have THAT much plastic surgery?

I don't think so but this was Miss Netherlands. Even the women there are hulking 6' tall beasts that look like androids.

 

[AssignedEva]

i've recently been getting recommended his expose tiktoks in my for you page for a bit now, but haven't seen a full video on him. is he worthy of a thread?

Tattle's got about 18 threads on him now, there's probably enough material to pull something together (unfortunately Tattle's down right now) and he considers himself internet famous so will continue to embarass himself on social media for the foreseeable (he's called Elphaba because he keeps singing songs from Wicked, and basically only that. Sometimes he even paints himself green.).
Unfortunately we've probably missed the boat on his major blowups, he's probably only going to be a minor cow from this point forward. On the other hand if you enjoy the cringe from watching someone embarassing themselves doing karaoke in a largely empty gay bar while thinking this makes them a performer and celebrity...

...there's plenty of content, and the little sociopaths on TikTok that like bullying him can be pretty funny - for example, I think they doxed his parents house and tagged it as a museum on Google Maps;

and they continually call him "Elf Bar" (popular disposable vape in the UK) and keep tabs on how many days he wears the same shirt without showering etc. which tends to rile him further.
When Tattle's back up I could lend a hand with putting together an OP for the Proving Grounds, I'd be interested in doing a deep dive because I only know the surface level stuff and I always enjoy prolific minor cows who do really off the wall shit (and getting more British cows in general).
The recent callout posts are about Elf Bar "sexually harassing" @nickmackenzieofficial (some random TikTok/Insta thirst trap) which is the puriteens overreacting a bit but is incredibly harrowing to watch the hamfisted creeping

(I wanted to curl into a ball watching this!)

 

['Ole Dente]

It's funny you should mention that, because the creator of Rocky Horror, Richard O'Brien, is both bald and a hon:

Spoiler: Muslamic picture

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He knows he's not actually a woman though, even though he's taken oestrogen: source.

It’s the struggle of every creator. In order to make truly groundbreaking things, sometimes you have to be willing to push yourself beyond the bounds of normality and tame insanity.

Sometimes, insanity tames you.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

When Tattle's back up I could lend a hand with putting together an OP for the Proving Grounds, I'd be interested in doing a deep dive because I only know the surface level stuff and I always enjoy prolific minor cows who do really off the wall shit (and getting more British cows in general).

i'll have to do a deep dive of my own but if it's interesting enough, might make a thread on him. ill keep in touch

 

[Susanna]

It's funny you should mention that, because the creator of Rocky Horror, Richard O'Brien, is both bald and a hon:

Spoiler: Muslamic picture

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He knows he's not actually a woman though, even though he's taken oestrogen: source.

Oh, so that’s where they got the idea for the troon in American Horror Story.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Don’t know who the Rock is, but yeah, Patrick Stewart is a good example. Balding was an iconic part of his look, but it wasn’t a good look despite this. In fact one of the reasons he got his Star Trek role was because the showrunners wanted to send a message that “in the future we have moved beyond vanity”. He looked okay despite balding, and that was in itself remarkable. Most bald and balding men, imo, look fucking awful.

I was using a great deal of hyperbole. Obviously most troons look horrible, balding ones even more so than most. But most of them do get to keep their hair, and I can sympathise with having an identity crisis over that. If I were to lose my hair I would probably kill myself, or at least very seriously consider it. It’s a huge part of my identity and the thing about my body for which I am most proud. My hair looks great. Wouldn’t (some?) men feel the same way about theirs? I get that it’s not socially acceptable for men to be vain, especially about their hair, but in private don’t you care at least a little? If I were losing my hair and taking the wrong hormones could possibly fix that, I’d probably see the other stuff it does as acceptable side effects.

You're retarded. I'm a woman and going bald wouldn't be the end of the world for me, and women are known as *the* vain sex. You wear a wig or a fucking hat, they make realistic wigs and hats can be cute.
You're just an idiot.

 

[Swole McPole]

Don’t men just sometimes want to look good without having it be about getting laid?

No. The only men who care about that shit are gays. And I'm pretty sure it's mostly about getting laid for them as well.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Back on topic.

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[AssignedEva]

i'll have to do a deep dive of my own but if it's interesting enough, might make a thread on him. ill keep in touch

I jumped the gun a bit because I started researching and it's so, so more expansive than I thought - started off an OP here but it's only scratching the surface!

 

[Septictic]

You're retarded. I'm a woman and going bald wouldn't be the end of the world for me, and women are known as *the* vain sex. You wear a wig or a fucking hat, they make realistic wigs and hats can be cute.
You're just an idiot.

It's a retarded take on life, but snov isn't alone in her opinion. I read a study about cancer and women - the worst for a majority (*edit: in my country) was hair loss. Being bald was the worst about cancer. Not facing death. Not the fear of dying from your family. Not the pain, the uncertain future, the nausea, the boredom of disease. Hair loss.

Trans people have bigger problems than hair loss, though. Their boobs can disappear overnight.


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[Clown]

Back on topic.

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make a trans-targeted DNA test service and call it 41andyou

 

[Nick Obre]

It's a retarded take on life, but snov isn't alone in her opinion. I read a study about cancer and women - the worst for a majority (*edit: in my country) was hair loss. Being bald was the worst about cancer. Not facing death. Not the fear of dying from your family. Not the pain, the uncertain future, the nausea, the boredom of disease. Hair loss.

Trans people have bigger problems than hair loss, though. Their boobs can disappear overnight.
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>Tranny tits are a subscription service

 

[glass_houses]

They ate just Kind (tm).

It's a bit like when the kid with downs syndrome is allowed to ride in the big fire engine, and the adults tell him, that he is a real fireman.

Disagree very strongly on this. The Downie on the fire truck isn't putting anyone else out of a job. My opinion of beauty competitions is generally low, but I will absolutely agree that they are incredibly hard work and that it takes years of training to place in the things. As well as the physical training and the warpaint and dress making skills, many high level competitions have a community participation requirement, where the girls have to go do actual hard, nail breaking work for charities and community organisation groups. This ugly troon with a shitton of plastic surgery and body sculpting is bypassing all that shit and winning awards over girls and young women who have been training and preparing for these competitions for half their lives, because Stunning And Brave. Again, I'm not a fan of beauty competitions and I honestly don't see the point, but I absolutely believe that people who work hard should be respected for their efforts.

You're retarded. I'm a woman and going bald wouldn't be the end of the world for me, and women are known as *the* vain sex. You wear a wig or a fucking hat, they make realistic wigs and hats can be cute.
You're just an idiot.

I dunno, I'd be pretty devastated about losing my hair. I don't put much effort into mine. I think it's been nearly two years since my last cut. But it's still a literal part of my body, and keeping it long has been something of a rebellion for multiple reasons. If I lost mine I wouldn't suicide or anything too drastic, but I'd probably stop leaving my house for a few years. Things like wigs wouldn't be an option for me, so I'd be forced to confront the world hairless.

 

[hufflemuff]

It's a retarded take on life, but snov isn't alone in her opinion. I read a study about cancer and women - the worst for a majority (*edit: in my country) was hair loss. Being bald was the worst about cancer. Not facing death. Not the fear of dying from your family. Not the pain, the uncertain future, the nausea, the boredom of disease. Hair loss.

Trans people have bigger problems than hair loss, though. Their boobs can disappear overnight.
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This is so utterly bizzare to me. I was under the impression that non-tranny men who get moobs from booze and a shitty lifestyle can't get rid of them naturally and need surgery. God must really hate troons.

 

[Susanna]

Trans people have bigger problems than hair loss, though. Their boobs can disappear overnight.

This is so utterly bizzare to me. I was under the impression that non-tranny men who get moobs from booze and a shitty lifestyle can't get rid of them naturally and need surgery. God must really hate troons.

He may just be dehydrated. I have days where I look healthy and curvy, and days where I look emaciated and lean. It’s all down to water retention. Lots of water swells the subcutaneous fat and makes your skin fill out, little water shrinks the fat and makes your skin cling to your bones and muscles. I can’t think of any other reason his boobs might suddenly disappear like that.

 

[LimeRikki]

He may just be dehydrated. I have days where I look healthy and curvy, and days where I look emaciated and lean. It’s all down to water retention. Lots of water swells the subcutaneous fat and makes your skin fill out, little water shrinks the fat and makes your skin cling to your bones and muscles. I can’t think of any other reason his boobs might suddenly disappear like that.

If that's the case, I have to assume that this dude has really small moobs.

That's sort of thing would just be more noticeable when you have almost none to begin with.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He may just be dehydrated. I have days where I look healthy and curvy, and days where I look emaciated and lean. It’s all down to water retention. Lots of water swells the subcutaneous fat and makes your skin fill out, little water shrinks the fat and makes your skin cling to your bones and muscles. I can’t think of any other reason his boobs might suddenly disappear like that.

I love how one of the questions is "were they pointy?"

They're fucking tubular HRT tumor moobs, of course they're fucking pointy, the grossest thing about tranny "boobs" (apart for being wall eyed and looking off in different directions, thats because mens ribcages aren't the same shape) is how they're inevitably these weird as fuck unnatural shapes.
I've never seen a tranny yet that has tits like you'd see on a woman.