Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Now this is the story all about how
My dick got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called San Francisco

At Google.com born and raised
On GRINDR was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some loads outside of the schools
When a couple of Kiwis who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I had one two ??? consent accidents and my employer got scared
And said you're moving back your mom and dad via China Air

I begged and pleaded with my folks to come home and stay
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
I showed them I still had my balls in a jar but they gave me my ticket
I put my dilator in and said I might as well kick it

First a small dilator, yo this hurts bad,
Drinking orange fanta out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of San Fran livin' like
Hm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said 'BRICK' and had a thwomp in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was a gay disco
But I thought now forget it, yo Holmes to San Francisco!

I pulled up to honeycomb.io and saw a faggle of troons
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes I be dilating later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the broken branch with no heirs
 
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New & Improved Username said:
One day Liz Fong-Jones should do a cost analysis of $ spent to vex Josh vs how far that $ would go towards luring poor sad young women who would submit to a night of horror with him in exchange for a Louis Vuitton purse or some such thing.
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Perhaps by now it’s cheaper for him to vex Null rather than luring young women.

He is an obscene combination of troon, social reject due to arrogance, dirty old man and creepy pervert.

Any silly trollop worth her knockoff handbag or “champagne style sparking” wine, could find a hundred creepy fucks who would make her skin crawl less than him.
 
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FinnSven said:
Perhaps by now it’s cheaper for him to vex Null rather than luring young women.

He is an obscene combination of troon, social reject due to arrogance, dirty old man and creepy pervert.

Any silly trollop worth her knockoff handbag or “champagne style sparking” wine, could find a hundred creepy fucks who would make her skin crawl less than him.
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Elliot has probably resorted to the Buffalo Bill approach to luring women.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
There once was a pervert named Fong
Who went and chopped off his dong.
He thought he'd be pretty
All sexy and witty
But now he looks like King Kong

(Apologies to King Kong)
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This is it, fellas, this is the peak comedy posting that makes Elliot fly into an incandescent rage.

Imagine being so fragile that dong jokes on some shitty forum cause terminal hurtfeelioma. :story:
 
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One of our KF spec ops managed to smuggle out footage of Broken Branch's gender reassignment surgery.
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Dong Gone is such a faggot. He must have woken up this morning and immediately started up his Daily Dilation of Stinkditch while he dilated his stinkditch.
Its so fucking pathetic.
Oh no, I'm being mildly inconvenienced, Broken Branch has won.
/sneed
 
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FinnSven said:
Perhaps by now it’s cheaper for him to vex Null rather than luring young women.

He is an obscene combination of troon, social reject due to arrogance, dirty old man and creepy pervert.

Any silly trollop worth her knockoff handbag or “champagne style sparking” wine, could find a hundred creepy fucks who would make her skin crawl less than him.
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As representative of the Dirty Old Men Party we respectfully decline his addition.
 
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Soup Sammiches said:
As representative of the Dirty Old Men Party we respectfully decline his addition.
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That’s a shame for him!

I heard he had also recently been expelled from the international alliance of bike seat sniffers and washing line underwear thieves.

They cited slimy and invasive practices as the reasons.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Dong Gone is such a faggot. He must have woken up this morning and immediately started up his Daily Dilation of Stinkditch while he dilated his stinkditch.
Its so fucking pathetic.
Oh no, I'm being mildly inconvenienced, Broken Branch has won.
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Elliot probably wakes up everyday to the pain of his stinkditch and remembers that he is a chink who caught off his own dong, brought shame to his family and ended their bloodline.

This makes Eliott seethe that he is a failure but rather then blame himself and his own perversions. He takes his rage out on innocent kiwis who only want to point and laugh at his Robert Z’Dar visage, his love of consent accidents and the fact he is married to some fucker who says he is a snake.
 
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