Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AMHOLIO]

How long before the tag "Trainwreck" is added to this thread?

Trainwrecks are for real women of the beauty parlor. This is standard incel hell.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

That is why I can’t be bothered to watch any of his streams anymore for lols. He was clearly slow from the start but HRT and drugs have fried what little brainpower Lucas ever had.

You can literally see him using every synapse to formulate what he is saying and its the stupidest most asinine tripe.

I lived in the ghetto, and seen plenty of dudes like this. They've fucked their brains from crack so much that forming a coherent thought or sentence is like a train that derails before it leaves the station. Even when sober, (which is rare, and I doubt there's many waking hours Pukas is not on drugs) they can't think straight.

IMO, Keffals brain damage is too great to come back from.

I'll pour one out for my homies back in the projects who didn't make it out, but the fact that it's happening to a pedo grifter like Keffals makes me smile.

Maybe there is some balance in the world.

EDIT: Cleaned up some grammar

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I agree. I just railed about this elsewhere, but to my knowledge some random troon said Lucas was on coke and a lot of people just accepted it. The troon was a nobody with little if any known association with Lucas, Lucas's affect is (most of the time) incompatible with being on any kind of stimulant, his previously claimed addiction was to opioids - but still the idea that he was on coke has stuck, seemingly because one retard on Twitter said it as if he had the inside scoop.

I also agree that he still monitors the thread because he's an attention whore. More specifically, a troll who thinks any reaction is a good reaction and has internalised the Oscar Wilde quote, "The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about," to a pathetic degree.

No way Lucas is on cocaine or any stimulant drugs. He never has cokehead energy.

My guess is his known opiate addictions led down the meth hole. Plenty of junkies get hooked on the pain pills before finding crystal. And London is the fucking methhead capital of Canada.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

No way Lucas is on cocaine or any stimulant drugs. He never has cokehead energy.

"Cokehead energy". I don't know why but that remind me of Howard Hesseman joke and tribute to John Belushi he did on SNL when he said "No Coke, Pepsi".

My guess is his known opiate addictions led down the meth hole. Plenty of junkies get hooked on the pain pills before finding crystal. And London is the fucking methhead capital of Canada.

I'm surprised to learn then London is the fucking meathhead capital of Canada. I expected Toronto or Hamilton.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I lived in the ghetto, and seen plenty of dudes like this. They've fucked their brains from crack so much, forming a coherent thought or sentence is like a train the derails before it leaves the station. Even when sober, (which is rare, and I doubt there's many waking hours Pukas is not on drugs) they can't think straight.

IMO, Keffals brain damage is too great to come back from.

I'll pour one out for my homies back in the projects who didn't make it out, but the fact that it's happening to a pedo grifter like Keffals makes me smile.

Maybe there is some balance in the world.

from what we know he has been in rehab before so he has been abusing drugs for quite some time. who knows if he goes to the doctor for check ups or anything either. but like you said his brain damage is way too great to come back from especially if he is not lying about all the various drugs he has taken his organs must be a fucking mess.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think a lot of people need to shut the fuck up with their transphobia and read this now year old article on Keffals, the trans streamer who is "bringing the news to legions of teens", doesn't shy away from conflict and is only getting bigger (in subscribers, not fatness): https://archive.ph/xAIa0


It's like this thread forgets the ratio queen ended J.K. Rowling's career:


Don't forget your tools essential to political news coverage, an original PS2 and black Wii:

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Sorrenti aspires to get bigger..
The monkey paw hears and the monkey paw abides.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"Cokehead energy". I don't know why but that remind me of Howard Hesseman joke and tribute to John Belushi he did on SNL when he said "No Coke, Pepsi".

I'm surprised to learn then London is the fucking meathhead capital of Canada. I expected Toronto or Hamilton.

I heard it was Kingston given how many druggies you find on the streets. Hence why I thought Lucas originally lived there. RCMP show that it's one of the worst places for drugs yet they do nothing about it. I don't get why Lucas didn't just go to Vancouver instead. They wont arrest you for drugs and you can take the stuff you bought from a dealer to the lab there and get stuff that isn't spliced with other shit. He wouldn't have to even pretend to be sad about doing drugs either as he can just proudly claim they're legal.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I heard it was Kingston given how many druggies you find on the streets. Hence why I thought Lucas originally lived there. RCMP show that it's one of the worst places for drugs yet they do nothing about it. I don't get why Lucas didn't just go to Vancouver instead. They wont arrest you for drugs and you can take the stuff you bought from a dealer to the lab there and get stuff that isn't spliced with other shit. He wouldn't have to even pretend to be sad about doing drugs either as he can just proudly claim they're legal.

As someone who lives around Vancouver, I can say there's just enough center-and-right-leaning people here that Lucas probably doesn't want to live here. I've seen InfoWars stickers on signposts far more than pro-trans/communist ones, and I guess it makes sense - Lot of longshoremen, truckers, pipeliners, and every trade involved with construction and shipbuilding.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

As someone who lives around Vancouver, I can say there's just enough center-and-right-leaning people here that Lucas probably doesn't want to live here. I've seen InfoWars stickers on signposts far more than pro-trans/communist ones, and I guess it makes sense - Lot of longshoremen, truckers, pipeliners, and every trade involved with construction and shipbuilding.

I'm sure he can stay in the Suburbs. It's not like he goes out anywhere anyways. Chilliwack voted in a Trans man for their school board so he'd probably get along with the people there too.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What if keffals od’ed

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What if keffals od’ed

Bit of an overreaction to being bald and fat and stupid in my opinion.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Bit of an overreaction to being bald and fat and stupid in my opinion.

And canadian.
Don't forget cuckas being obsessed with the idea of being something that he will never be: italian.

 

[Croaking Spider]

So, men have a noise advantage in farts, and yet despite that, Keffals still had to resort to fake farts? Wow, he just lost my respect.

It's because he's removed one of the core disgusting men's guilty pleasures. Never again will he feel a fart slip between his leg and balls with the satisfying thigh escape.

Hell, if I were a troon, I'd be afraid to fart for fear of shitting my socks. After reading up on the Kevin Gibes thread, I realized anything is possible with bottom surgery.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I've seen InfoWars stickers on signposts far more than pro-trans/communist ones, and I guess it makes sense

Too bad then Lucas can't see the truth shown on these InfoWars stickers. I guess he can't handle the truth.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I heard it was Kingston given how many druggies you find on the streets. Hence why I thought Lucas originally lived there. RCMP show that it's one of the worst places for drugs yet they do nothing about it. I don't get why Lucas didn't just go to Vancouver instead. They wont arrest you for drugs and you can take the stuff you bought from a dealer to the lab there and get stuff that isn't spliced with other shit. He wouldn't have to even pretend to be sad about doing drugs either as he can just proudly claim they're legal.

Kingston is bad but London is worst. We have all the junkies coming here for the “services”. The downtown areas of the Thames River looks like fucking Sitting Bulls camp at the Big Horn. Tents full of junkies.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I don't get why Lucas didn't just go to Vancouver instead.

Probably because even renting is pretty high compared to other Canadian cities.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Probably because even renting is pretty high compared to other Canadian cities.

He doesn't have to worry about that though when he has idiots donating money to him on patreon and other places. He'd still have money left over for his drugs.

 

[Strangolapreti]

He doesn't have to worry about that though when he has idiots donating money to him on patreon and other places. He'd still have money left over for his drugs.

Makes you wonder if his journey is gonna end like one of the protagonists of Requiem for a dream: either allowing abinch of negroes to gangbang him for a dose or in prison without a arm.

 

[Punished Neco]

Sorrenti aspires to get bigger..
The monkey paw hears and the monkey paw abides.

Do not underestimate the power of the monkeys paw.

And continuing on the Simpsons theme, it appears I must withdraw my earlier comment about them not monitoring the Farms anymore, they still do, every, single, day.
So here's a reminder to our good friend Enny who as we all know, it's part of his job to read the forums.

Spoiler: For Enny

But no, in all seriousness, since Keffals team monitors the thread still, real talk, I'll offer some sage wisdom since Keffals is once again embroiled in racism allegations (NoodleGate again).
Maybe, just maybe, the accusations that Keffals is racist would hold less water if Keff stopped surrounding themself with racists. Jalyn still being in Keffals little Content Union Discord for example.
[A]
I'm sure Enny will surely relay these concerns back up the chain of command and this won't all get swept under the rug, Keffals new best friend Tipster also has 100% not blocked people who have posted this evidence at him. These posts are all 2-3 weeks old.
Since I don't really go outside of Stinkditch and to my knowledge there's 0 black trans threads I ironically engage with less people who use the N word than Keffals at this point .

I was also planning on posting how Keffals decided to have their followers brigade Jessie Gender until they had to lock their account by grandstanding about not being racist however I've been rate limited by Elon Musk so that's that.
Although knowingly restarting the racism discourse when there's worse accusations than "Noodles are tasty" is a smooth brain move, which strangely enough backfired when they were once again brought back up by black Twitter users.
Can't stop stepping on rakes.

Edit- Also, because a lot of people have blocked Keffals on Twitter Keffals had to resort to casually browsing Twitter using the BorpaSpinning alt that I called out as existing in April prior to the official return from rehab, I am once again proven to have been correct in my deductions.