Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
LOL, that tweet about how nothing has changed in La Casa is once again beautifully indicative of her entire attitude.

You still have none of those things because you haven't fucking done them, Polissa. There are no magic elves who are going to conjur up a home renovation overnight.

I seriously cannot wait for the tantrum when the mattress settlement money isn't the thousands she is clearly expecting.
 
I dont' know. They say art is subjective. I kind of like it. Not enough to pay 150 bucks for. I might offer her 5 at a yard sale for it. It would probably sit in my closet for a few years before I framed it and gifted it to that aunt I never really liked.
I honestly like the colour palette and composition. If a niece painted this for me I'd happily hang it on my wall, and keep it there to embarrass her as she gets older and develops her skills. I absolutely would not buy the thing from some random, however, and certainly not for $150.
A couple of Pissa tweets, courtesy of Telegram - thanks for snaggin' 'em, babes!

Pissa whines about crowd funding!
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MOST importantly, Pissa whines about La Casa!!
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She's been there two months and done jack shit, what a shock. She says that she doesn't have internet, then how is she posting? What access she does have, she could use to scour giveaway and recycling groups and websites for a bedroom door and materials for the floor. And if it's so terrible inside the trailer, there's nothing stopping her from hang a tarp and mosquitoe netting from a tree branch and kipping under there on hot nights. I know a few different people with fibro and yes, there's a lot of shit they can't do, but they all put a lot of effort into making the best out of what they can do. Things like networking, sourcing materials, meal preparation when she's having a good day, keeping things generally neat so that Jo h can get through the heavy cleaning relatively easily, sucking up and apologising to her brother so that he will help Jo h with the plumbing... there are so many things that Polissa could do with minimal physical effort, but she does nothing except complain about no one doing for her. She and Josh have known that this was coming for months and months. They could have done things like clean the trailer out early and start gathering the materials they needed, and stashed them away, or even start work on the trailer ahead of time. When I was a kid and the parents were trying to renovate our shitheap house for no money, they'd plan out repairs months, if not years in advance. For most of my childhood, there was a stack of bloody lumber sitting in my bedroom because my father would hoard anything he could get cheaply or for free. (And he'd actually use it all, too.) Little things add up to a lot over a long period of time. Even if Polissa and Josh h aren't up to sustained physical exercise, there are ways of maximising what they can do, it just takes planning, foresight, and sucking up to people who can help you. It's insane how many opportunities they have pissed away or even just flat out destroyed.
 
LOL, that tweet about how nothing has changed in La Casa is once again beautifully indicative of her entire attitude.

You still have none of those things because you haven't fucking done them, Polissa. There are no magic elves who are going to conjur up a home renovation overnight.

I seriously cannot wait for the tantrum when the mattress settlement money isn't the thousands she is clearly expecting.
"Nothing has changed." Passive voice again. "I didn't change anything" is the correct formation of that sentence, Pissa. Her fondness for that syntax speaks volumes about the way she thinks. She just has to sit fatly around the house making middle-school tier fingerpaintings and things should just magically change for the better in her vicinity. She literally believes the world revolves around her and it's so deeply ingrained it's even affecting the way she forms sentences.
Even if Polissa and Josh h aren't up to sustained physical exercise, there are ways of maximising what they can do, it just takes planning, foresight, and sucking up to people who can help you. It's insane how many opportunities they have pissed away or even just flat out destroyed.
It would also help if you maintain good relations with people who can help you. If you're in poor health (which Joh is, and Pissa probably is because of her obesity if nothing else) then you need a good network of friends around you to help you when your physical limitations prevent you helping yourself. In exchange, you help with what you can help with, or failing that be good company so that people will come over and help you out just to enjoy being in your presence.

Or you could just sit in a puddle of cat piss and bitch at people for not following your orders, I guess. How's that strategy working out, by the way?
 
“Help came but it wasn’t enough. The lawyers stole my help, I need more help now!”
>two weeks later
“No help came!”
A ways back I was contacted about joining a multibillion dollar class action against a financial entity I was a client of for a number of years. It cost me nothing in either time, effort or money, so I thought, why not? So I entered my details and waited to see what would happen.

My share of this multibillion dollar settlement?

$20.80

Polissa is going to be spewing when she finally gets that settlement money.
 
My attitude about the painting is that it's mediocre at best. Looks like something you'd buy for $5 at a yard sale to fill space on a wall or to put into a hotel room. That, and it's missing something. Much appreciate the Beach Cat and Sonichus. I like that y'all also more or less placed your new center of emphasis in nearly the same spot.

She really expected her imaginary man slaves to do all the work for her. Polly and Joh had months to a year to get started on it, and look at where it is now. It took her a year to even clean out the smallest part of the house. That trailer is never getting plumbing. Or if it is, it'll be years from now when the trailer is even more dilapidated, or only because Robin paid for a plumber.

I'm confused why a bedroom door would be on her list of highest concerns amongst no plumbing or central AC. It'd be easier to source and install, yeah, but again. She could've done this months ago. She's also living only with her husband, so it's not like she'll risk someone really violating her privacy while dressing. Where is Joh sleeping, anyway? With the cats, too? Or did they get a couch? I think he's sleeping on the mattress, too, but it's hard to tell because Polissa keeps using "I" and "me" language since she only cares about herself.

A ways back I was contacted about joining a multibillion dollar class action against a financial entity I was a client of for a number of years. It cost me nothing in either time, effort or money, so I thought, why not? So I entered my details and waited to see what would happen.

My share of this multibillion dollar settlement?

$20.80

Polissa is going to be spewing when she finally gets that settlement money.

I recently lucked out and got more from a similar class action settlement than I anticipated. I was expecting about what you got as my high estimate. She is going to get nothing, not even pennies, especially since she has no proof she ever got the mattress unless she bought it on Amazon and has the order number. I highly anticipate the chimpout.
 
I'm confused why a bedroom door would be on her list of highest concerns amongst no plumbing or central AC.
As I recall, at the Haus des Elends she would keep the door to her room shut at nearly all times while laying in bed and screeching into the void, hence all the cat meows in the background.

She's probably tired of her stressed out cats being around her at all times and lacking the ability to sequester herself away from them.
 
I'm confused why a bedroom door would be on her list of highest concerns amongst no plumbing or central AC
Same as what @Diet Coke 4 Life said, but with the addition that she's mad at Josh right now and there's nowhere for her to go to dramatically indicate that she's mad at him. Hard to flounce trundle* hurple off in a rage and slam the bedroom door and tell him to LEAVE HER ALONE! when there's no door to slam. Plus, it's harder to tell Josh he's not welcome to share the floor mattress with her when she can't literally lock him out of the room.

* Trundle is an accurate word but it is also one of my favorite words and I will not sully it by associating it with Pissa.
 
She and Josh have known that this was coming for months and months.
I have a hunch that moving into the trailer happened a lot quicker than they thought it would. Yes, they had a couple of years where they knew it was an option, but they didn't have the means to pay for or transport materials. So it was something that would happen down the line, when, somehow, by some miracle, they were ready.

I think the landlord finally had enough of them. My suspicion is that one of the cat ladies, or someone else Polissa pissed off, contacted him about the true state of the house—the cockroaches, the animal hoard, the damage inside—and he couldn't just kick back and be an absentee landlord any more. I don't think they chose to move when they did; I think he gave them the boot.

Making the move when no work had been done at all, and they didn't even know which systems were working or not, makes zero sense, even for a pair of abject retards like them. So I think they were forced into it.

When I was a kid and the parents were trying to renovate our shitheap house for no money, they'd plan out repairs months, if not years in advance. For most of my childhood, there was a stack of bloody lumber sitting in my bedroom because my father would hoard anything he could get
If you're trying to renovate a house on very little money, that's how you do it. That's why my garage is fucking scary, LOL. But I found a matching sink and toilet for my turquoise bathtub, and when I get around to that job in a couple of years, they'll be there waiting. Now I just need tile...

Polissa needs a bedroom door? The Habitat for Humanity store has a door that will fit; I can guarantee it. But instead of spending the money to get a ride there and back and buy the damned door, they've been frittering it away on other things.

I wonder how many boxes of peel-and-stick tiles Polissa's managed to accumulate? If she's got enough to do a small bathroom, I'll be surprised. We already know she can't math; I don't think she has any clue how many boxes of 12" tiles it will take to re-do the kitchen, or any other room, much less the whole trailer.

"Nothing has changed." Passive voice again. "I didn't change anything" is the correct formation of that sentence, Pissa. Her fondness for that syntax speaks volumes about the way she thinks.... She literally believes the world revolves around her and it's so deeply ingrained it's even affecting the way she forms sentences.
Yeah, it's remarkable. And she's made it all the way to 40 with life routinely kicking her in the ass because of that attitude, without ever learning otherwise. She just keeps doubling down on it, demanding the world to shape itself to accommodate her and throwing fits when it (quite naturally) doesn't.

And that? That's the hallmark of a true cow, right there.

My share of this multibillion dollar settlement?

$20.80
Mine was about $12, which is more than Polissa is likely to get, because I had proof that I'd bought the defective item in question.

That was when I learned that the only ones who get any money from a class action suit are the attorneys.

She really expected her imaginary man slaves to do all the work for her.
They were supposed to do all the work, do it on demand, on her schedule, and do it at superhuman speed so she wouldn't have to live with the discomfort and inconvenience of renovations one minute longer than she absolutely had to.

Seriously, she has no grasp on reality whatsoever.

* Trundle is an accurate word but it is also one of my favorite words and I will not sully it by associating it with Pissa.
"Weeble" is my preferred verb when describing dethfat locomotion.
 
I think the landlord finally had enough of them. My suspicion is that one of the cat ladies, or someone else Polissa pissed off, contacted him about the true state of the house—the cockroaches, the animal hoard, the damage inside—and he couldn't just kick back and be an absentee landlord any more. I don't think they chose to move when they did; I think he gave them the boot.


I doubt this. It‘s obvious their landlord don’t give a shit, never gave a shit, and would be perfectly happy to have let the ammonia soaked floors cave in as long as a check cleared. That place was suspiciously cheap when they moved in and the only person who would take it was Polissa.

I would actually bet that house has not been legally rentable for a long time, maybe even before Polissa’s cats got to it, and the landlord had a great thing going with that tugboat cash.

I’m betting they moved in thinking they could slap some peel and stick on the floor, put some pipes together, and have a functioning home.
 
Probably no signal in the tin can and I'll bet her family won't give her the wifi password for their place. I wouldn't.
I don't trust anyone who says that they don't have internet when they post on the internet daily. I'm guessing that they have limited data on their mobiles, and what Polissa means by 'no internet' is access to a wireless network.
 
This new drama is incredible. :story:

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So what we can extrapolate from this:

Meemaw and Mom literally had to lie to her about the purpose of the dinner so she would shut the fuck up about her lack of a 40th birthday party after weeks of butthurt whining. Presumably to get her to get in the fucking car already... kind of like telling a 5 year old they're going to the toy store because they're throwing a tantrum about their dentist appointment.

She was so retarded that she did not even realize until she got there that they were bullshitting to her about it being for her birthday, even though it was the same fuckin day as a family funeral. Because most people totally throw birthday parties for someone else the same day as a funeral. I'm bummed it wasn't a wedding. She'd probably be crying that nobody let her blow out candles and that the cake topper was cruel to women like her who are going through marital issues.

While they're at the dinner, nobody says happy birthday to her because her birthday was literally weeks ago and it's a fucking funeral for someone else.

She whines that few people are talking to her even though most of her family probably think of her as the gross, drama-starting retard. Last funeral she "came out as non Christian" and presumably the others try not to interact so she doesn't make another obnoxious, attention-seeking scene. On top of this, she almost certainly fucking reeks even worse than she normally does because she hasn't had running water for two months.

And yet... she still comes out of the whole thing most concerned that she's the victim of an evil, family wide conspiracy to deprive her poor, mistreated Cinderella ass of her God-given right to a birthday party.
 
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It was hard for Polissa to top her peak cuntiness that was "coming out as a non Christian" at her gay cousin's funeral earlier this year. Appropriate that another death in the family was what did it.

She has to have been bitching even more at her family in real life about the injustice of not getting a cake or cars filled with balloons on her birthday than she has been online for Mamaw and Robin to claim that "yes, Polissa, this dinner is for your birthday two weeks ago!" in a final effort to shut her the fuck up about it. Not even that was enough to appease our heroine. Incredible.

You can see her trying so hard to spin this as another act of cruelty inflicted against her by her family, but she's such a selfish, narcissistic bitch that it falls apart immediately like the trailer she currently lives in.
 
That funeral birthday story is funny as fuck but let that be a lesson to any of you kiwis thinking of having kids or have young kids: you CANNOT do that passive aggressive bullshit. Her mom should have sat Polissa down and told her to her face that they're not making a big deal out of her birthday this year because times are tough and they've already given her tons of freebies this year. Joh's bail money was a present, The tub trailer was a present. Don't half ass it and pretend an unrelated gathering is really for Polissa. It's how new Polissa's get made.
 
This new drama is incredible. :story:

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So what we can extrapolate from this:

Meemaw and Mom literally had to lie to her about the purpose of the dinner so she would shut the fuck up about her lack of a 40th birthday party after weeks of butthurt whining. Presumably to get her to get in the fucking car already... kind of like telling a 5 year old they're going to the toy store because they're throwing a tantrum about their dentist appointment.

She was so retarded that she did not even realize until she got there that they were bullshitting to her about it being for her birthday, even though it was the same fuckin day as a family funeral. Because most people totally throw birthday parties for someone else the same day as a funeral. I'm bummed it wasn't a wedding. She'd probably be crying that nobody let her blow out candles and that the cake topper was cruel to women like her who are going through marital issues.

While they're at the dinner, nobody says happy birthday to her because her birthday was literally weeks ago and it's a fucking funeral for someone else.

She whines that few people are talking to her even though most of her family probably think of her as the gross, drama-starting retard. Last funeral she "came out as non Christian" and presumably the others try not to interact so she doesn't make another obnoxious, attention-seeking scene. On top of this, she almost certainly fucking reeks even worse than she normally does because she hasn't had running water for two months.

And yet... she still comes out of the whole thing most concerned that she's the victim of an evil, family wide conspiracy to deprive her poor, mistreated Cinderella ass of her God-given right to a birthday party.
I can't tell if the post-funeral meal was at a restaurant, or in somebody's home, but I get the impression it was a restaurant. So I read it as, "Mom and Meemaw knew that I (okay, and Josh) couldn't afford the restaurant dinner following the funeral (because NO HELP CAME), so they picked up our tab, and then later said it counted as my birthday dinner."

Which I'd normally say is pretty shitty; if you're paying for somebody's birthday dinner, it should be on or near their birthday, and not combined with and overshadowed by big family events, such as a funeral.

But this is Polissa we're talking about. And she's probably spent the last 2-1/2 weeks sulking and pouting like mad about how NO BIRTHDAY CAME, and making pointed, unsubtle hints that she still expects at least a dinner out at a restaurant in celebration. But in the meantime, her cousin just died a few days ago, her family is grieving and had a funeral to get through, and Polissa, despite everything else that was going on, was still making it obvious that she was unhappy about not getting a big fuss over her birthday.

So Mom and Meemaw handled her dumb ass, and her demands, and now Polissa knows that's it; she's not going to sulk and guilt trip her way into a belated party.

My god, they have got to be so sick of her shit, to pull that move.
 
I can't tell if the post-funeral meal was at a restaurant, or in somebody's home, but I get the impression it was a restaurant.
If it was at a restaurant it was definitely some cheap shitty buffet with a set menu or something held in a church basement. If Pissa's had been allowed to order what she wanted she might have been more appeased. Her whiny attitude makes it sound to me like it was some plain old dinner that she couldn't add an app and dessert to. I love the 3rd degree butt burn she has going on though.
 
Pissa and Joh must be wonderful at funerals. "WAAAH! WANNA GO SWIMMING!", "LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATHEIST! ", "BOOHOOO! WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!" The real miracle is that their families didn't completely cut ties long ago. And how can you pull this sort of shit off and not immediately die from embarrassment?

One thing I wonder about is this: If it really is a family tradition to throw parties and bake cake for each other, how come she never did any of those things for any on her relatives?
 
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