Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[geocities]

This piece of shit coomer really can't die soon enough. When he does, I will bake a cake and frolic.

 

[thejackal2]

Quite a few boogie tropes in this one, casual suicide talk, jumping on memes mostly spread by terminally online people 30 years his junior, pretending he's poor and will be forced to work retail.



@mlanguishi nailed it: the minute this dude transitioned into some "wise sage OG of the Internet", complete with that ridiculous buddah like caricature he was using, was the minute this dude's relevance was over.



Imagine thinking an audience that found you because they liked watching fat guys do retarded shit and a retarded character named francis do retarded shit wants to hear your opinion on literally anything.

 

[Jacques Strap]

I had to take a break from boogie; watching wings pummel him as I knew he would was funny but you just get tired of him sometimes because it is literally the same shit over and over. Cash injection so there is a new barely legal prostitute he takes to places, films-but-doesn't-film-tee-hee, soon we will hear about how she is the one, and actually his real girlfriend, it's all so tiresome

 

[bravosouth]

Is there any feeling so sweet as being 100% dead on when it comes to predicting Steven's moves/cycle? He is so fucking predictable and so fucking bad at lying like this... He went live on Twitch again last night (finally, clips attached) so I threw it on in the background on a hunch, less than half an hour in and I struck gold.

He announces he's had a recent 'big change' in his life, and asks if everyone remembers how he's been 'seeing this girl for the last 8 months, close to a year'. Well, which one is it then? The only reason he throws out the year part IMO is to make what he's about to say seem less fucking ridiculous, hint: it doesn't. 'We've pretty much been cohabitating', and points to her offscreen where we can hear a distant female greeting. This is like textbook Steven behaviour, he just HAS to prove to the haters that there is in fact a real human female in his house.

He says everything has been great and goes on to describe her as a great travel buddy (I'm sure when he is obviously footing all the bills), camera person (AKA holding a phone, not exactly high praise), and the real doozy drops and he says she's been a great 'partner'. This just wouldn't be a Boogie sugarbaby cycle if he didn't immediately get way too close/intimate with his new paid companion. A partner is someone who you have an established history with, someone you've gone through trials and tribulations with, it is fucking WEIRD to be calling someone your partner at this stage even IF we took his claims at face value. My guess is that he paid her enough for some HAMS which got his lovey-dovey hormones on overdrive.

LOL the first thing he lists that they've been doing together is 'eating good food' which is we all know is code for Steven eating like absolute SHIT. He is going to balloon in size again shortly, I can nearly guarantee it. Next is 'going to cool places and doing cool stuff', we all know how he loves to take his hookers on the local Fayetteville and surrounding area tours (so exotic). Who was surprised to see another Ripley's video? He claims that 'eventually' she'll end up in videos, but he's just been happy as a pig in shit because he's been getting to do all his 'favourite things with his favourite person' (more ridiculous couple talk for his SB, absolutely par for the course).

He really does think that he's managed to blend that ridiculous 'dating since November' claim into this newest SB of his, but of course under even cursory examination it completely falls apart. Doesn't what he's describing sound like the very beginning stages of dating someone? If they've been together for so long already, why is it that they only started actually going on dates after he got back from London with a payday in his pocket? Why didn't she go with him in the first place? He would have us believe he managed to keep his fat fucking mouth shut for nearly a year while he dated someone discreetly, he's like a fucking goldfish that completely forgets about all his own history of bullshit every 30 seconds. He couldn't keep something like that on the DL if his literal life depended on it, no way no how.

I don't know if I believe that she is actually cohabitating or not, but if she is then he is an even bigger fucking idiot than I thought (which is saying something). What do you guys think? Anyone who would move in like this is pretty fucking sus but all he can see is love in the air. For the record I think there is a zero percent chance she isn't some form of sugar baby, but he's talked so much shit about sugaring that he'll never ever admit it. Where do we think that he'll claim to have met this young blonde girl who has apparently fallen for him, maybe another game shop? LOL

EDIT: @31:33 on his livestream (AKA immediately after these clips) he talks about his summer con schedule but has to go offscreen to check something, he throws up a splash screen and calls out 'hey sweetheart?' as he walks out of the room. He has to go check his schedule with the wife, too fucking funny.

Also a couple minutes later Emily Saxton pops into chat, and greets Boogie with 'Hi Dad!'...? That's a pretty fucking weird greeting IMO...



EDIT 2: Boogie is back to unsupervised drug therapy, claims he's been microdosing 'mushroom supplements' for a couple days and says 'you wanna talk about taking the edge off?' and he's been 'really chill, so chill holy shit', like he's been popping valiums or something. That's not really how microdosing shrooms works, and what are 'supplements' anyways? Does he just mean they're ground up and in a capsule, because those are just normal magic mushrooms you complete twat. Surely THESE drugs will be the ones to fix him this time, he is so desperate for any cure other than putting in hard work...

 

[YaBoi]

@bravosouth My man, thank you. I had just watched the first half of the stream and had that sugar baby story in my notes. My favorite part about this sugar baby arc is how it blends the Cass and Zoomer hooker arcs together:

Cass = Blonde, "may help film Francis videos", "might appear on camera soon", was referred to as a "friend" constantly.

Zoomer = Boogie's forever girl, only just announced her presence 1 week ago and is already in love, went on several excursions with Boogie

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Lol at him talking about "eating good food". Yeah, you're eating good alright (below is a still from today's Francis video):



It's so cringe how he gets these girls to participate in his Francis sketches. This is a nearly 50 year old man playing a long, long, LONG irrelevant character for small audience on Youtube. You may excuse a middle-aged man for performing a character if it was comedian or actor doing it. Even a Youtuber if they had a big following. This seems so sad.

How did this video perform btw? He has used his ace-in-the-hole, Francis after all!



This won't hit 8K views in the first 24 hours. Fucking hell this is so bad. Here's his last month on Youtube:



His last 13 videos have netted 238,000 views total. Slim pimp over here is averaging 18,307 views for his new uploads this month. 13 videos for the month is also slightly less content than he was churning out when he "retired from Youtube in 2019". Just thought I'd throw that in there.

Not even clickbaiting idubbbz or using Francis is drawing attention.

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Lol, a Boogie detractor channel posted this:



And then Boogie livestreamed a few hours later. Total coincidence I'm sure:



The channel has, like, 100 subs

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I had in my notes before I accidentally closed the livestream that Boogie was criticizing a creator (56:52). He said (and I'm paraphrasing) "don't dump your personal or marriage problems onto your young audience". Imma have to go back and clip that one or something, but fucking hell that was rich coming from him.

At 43:10 he gaslights his audience and says that he thinks it's wild when people say he's gained all his weight back. That's out of context Boogs, people are saying you've gained back all of your pre-surgery weight. Looking at before and after pics, that's a fair summation.

At 47:30 he once again asks his fans if he should do porn on Onlyfans. It will involve the girl he's seeing! Gee isn't it interesting how he always floats this idea whenever he dates a new girl? It's almost like being a whore is their profession or something. Fuck I dunno, imagine if Pewdiepie had a new girlfriend and he said that on livestream? That'd be a weird thing to say and very disrespectful to the girl he's dating. Says a lot about Boogie's view on women.

He also gloats about conning people into signing up for his Onlyfans at 40:40. I'll clip it at some stage (unless someone else wants to do me a solid). All in all, not the most annoying Boogie stream, granted I did watch about half of it.

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT 2: Boogie is back to unsupervised drug therapy, claims he's been microdosing 'mushroom supplements' for a couple days and says 'you wanna talk about taking the edge off?' and says he's been 'really chill, so chill holy shit', like he's been popping valiums or something.

"Microdosing" is fake bullshit for the same kind of idiots who fall for homeopathy.

Also, not directly relevant, but Boogie needs to die as soon as possible.

 

[bravosouth]

@YaBoi I'm glad you caught those other points later on in the stream, saved me the editing haha. The OnlyFans thing in particular is actually hilarious, he says they've already discussed making one together as if that's a totally normal discussion to have with someone you just started seeing, or even with someone you just started living with? She hasn't even appeared in a video or even a picture yet, but apparently they've discussed selling their porn together online. He doesn't consider what he says for even a second when he's in this kinda manic mode, he's so desperate to flex that he's having sex and someone desires him (totally unrelated to any exchange of goods for services).

I missed the exact timestamp and can't force myself to sit through it again so soon to find it, but later on in the stream someone asked him what he thinks the worst thing he's ever done in his life is. He has to ponder this of course, and his first reaction is naturally to turn the question back around and ask chat 'What's the worst thing that YOU think I've done?'. He did answer though and he said something like 'I think the sugaring is probably the worst thing I've done in my life.', which I found kind of a curious answer in a very Boogie sort of way.

Firstly hasn't he always claimed that he was a positive influence on all the SB's lives or whatever, that he never abused any of them and was simply helping women with their bills or whatever the fuck? He has absolutely played this like socially aware/conscious consumer of sex workers character in my opinion, but now he claims that it's probably the worst thing he's done in his life? Did saying this have something to do with his new partner in the other room? There is no way I will ever believe that she isn't being compensated financially in some capacity, or maybe planning to take control of his finances eventually? I simply refuse to believe there is any legitimate organic relationship, so why would he say this with her just in earshot? Surely they met through some kind of service like Seeking or whatever, maybe she's so desperate not to be labelled a SB that Boogie is now playing reformed guy who pays for sex as some kind of deep cover? Not like we've been down this 'not a SB' road before or anything...

Also give me a fucking break Steven. You really can't think of ANYTHING worse you've done in your life than paying for sex? Talk about lack of self-introspection.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

My interpretation is that it's just a thinly veiled excuse. It's pretty fucking obvious his paying that girl, but he doesn't want to admit it because it wouldn't make him look like a Chad, so he has to say that the worst thing he's ever done is to pay for sugar babies.

"what? Are you accusing me of paying my SO? I would never pay for sugar babies again, that's the worst thing I've done. To think there are people out there who don't believe in true love. Wild!"

Of course this isn't fooling anyone but that's probably what this is about.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I wonder if God pities what his children have become:

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Boogie will die from a viagra induced heart attack and the video becomes the first extremely viral snuff porn video in the history of humankind. His death will become among the most famous of the 2020s because of this feat.

You heard it here first.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

A quick search says that LTG aka LenaThePlug is the trashy pornstar wife of trashy (white) youtube podcaster Adam22 of the No Jumper podcast who gained notoriety recently for letting said trashy wife fuck another (black) man for a scene and then interviewing her on his podcast for content. Dude is a whore baiting his audience with Onlyfans thots on his youtube channel that apparently used to be focused around hiphop. These are Boogie's people if there was ever a people to which boogie belonged.

First comment on his channel trailer posted here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qFMO2e4Yqc

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

These are Boogie's people if there was ever a people to which boogie belonged.

Ill agree that if there was ever a group that Boogie would love to be a part of its that group. However he could never belong in any actual group. He would just be an outside watcher, then talk nonstop online about how he is in said group. He certainly has that sex obsessed mentality that gravitates these groups in hopes he can have a chance to get with the wife.

Hes also a cuck who proudly proclaims that its ok that his woman does sex work because she comes home to him. I can understand if you want to have a lady who men think its attractive but for her to freely fuck everyone around and broadcast it online, you gotta rethink this relationship. Theres no respect in the relationship and the man is just emptying his wallet for public humiliation at this point. Boogie lives this life and makes the attempt hes some alpha chad magnet when he just empties his wallet for no gain in the end just to show everyone how pathetic he is.

 

[BlueSpark]

It's been public knowledge for years that Boogie is literally too fat to have sex, only being capable of "hand and mouth stuff" (HAMS) with his ex wife (who left him for someone who's less of a loser.
He'd be as impotent as he was during his boxing match where he failed to even hit Wings and the referee had to step in due to how pathetic and fat he is.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

He would just be an outside watcher, then talk nonstop online about how he is in said group. He certainly has that sex obsessed mentality that gravitates these groups in hopes he can have a chance to get with the wife.

Hit the nail on the head with this one. He reeks of being that kid at school who tries to outlie everyone's real achievements and miseries with his own made-up ones. The kid who has the edgiest, craziest or saddest stories that you eat up at first but then you start noticing inconsistencies and realize that he just lies about literally everything by sheer instinct. You just know that type of guy or you don't and for those that do, I think they can see that boogie is the worst kind of that kid, except in a planetoid body with an IQ lower than that of a dog's.

Boogie's kind survives by lying and feeding of the people who believe them. In his pornblogger days he was lying about being within the porn industry and during his marriage he was lying about being a heroic survivor who got abused by his parents.

/reddit psychology but

Hes also a cuck who proudly proclaims that its ok that his woman does sex work because she comes home to him.

Absolute fucking lie. He's seethi'n steven for a reason. He's insecure about his (objectively real) inferiority and tries to pass it off as it being his choice that he's an immobile gluttonous lardass. Remember how he claimed the black guy who appeared in a picture with Dez was his "very gay" friend? Or how obsessed he's been with trying to prove it to the haters that Dez didn't cuck him to the extent of cold calling her on his stream?

He's the Ethan Klein kind of egotist in that he protects his pride by insulting himself before others can insult him for being obviously and intolerably disgusting.

 

[thejackal2]

The fat man is completely irrelevant. If current trends hold he'll be lucky to be making 50k a year from all his platforms by this time next year. There is a reason he went to straight up begging. His metrics are brutal.





Francis vids are DOA, you hate to see it.

 

[Terfatron]

Hi Guys
I dont think I told you today how much of a waste of space I think this fat blob is

Let me show you these tweets.

Teasing his GiRlFriEnd. She's is NOT, I repeat, NOT a sugarbaby.
If I got a new man and the first thing he Let the internet know is that he didn't pay for me I would fucking leave his ass like any woman w self respect.

Not these two. A fat fucking hamplanet and his wet rag who he definitely didn't pay for, no sir.


"HeR PetIt BodY" barf


She likes what now? Who "likes the Internet" and what does it even mean?

 

[MooseGump]

She likes what now? Who "likes the Internet" and what does it even mean?
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Oh yeah she's gonna like the internet when the freaks come out of the woodwork in his comments and he starts having skitzo breakdowns over reddit and kiwifarms, fun times ahead for his 100% true and honest girlfriend

 

[thejackal2]

From the few glimpses we've got she looks like a very rough 20 or so. Skinny to the point of possibly having an eating disorder, a terrible cat print tattoo and stringy, bleach damaged hair.

I guess that's all he can afford now, a chick that might be a literal crack whore.

Spoiler: Twitter found her

boogie has gone viral again!

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

'"Yeah I might have paid for her rent this Summer but she TOTALLY loves me for who I am. Its WILD any of you would think im paying her to stay with me. Its just what good men do to get girls to like you, pay all of their bills and debts."

Also

"Keep trying to look for her on a sugary daddy site Reddits! I mean I know you will find her on them but it will waste your time and by then ill say you are WILD for thinking I ever knew her ROFL!"

What a fucking tool.

She likes what now? Who "likes the Internet" and what does it even mean?

Boogie loves the Internet, thats where he can prowl and find these vulnerable young women desperate for cash to taske advantage of. I find it hilarious that he speaks for her in all these situations, she probably likes social media and posting shit women her age do and Boogie takes it as a she likes the Internet like me so we have tons in common!

 

[thejackal2]

Can someone please remind me what boogie's sugar daddy screen name was? Wasn't it like "battered and bruised" or some stupid manipulative shit like that? I searched for almost 10 minutes and couldn't find it. Thanks kiwis.

Boogie loves the Internet, thats where he can prowl and find these vulnerable young women desperate for cash to taske advantage of. I find it hilarious that he speaks for her in all these situations, she probably likes social media and posting shit women her age do and Boogie takes it as a she likes the Internet like me so we have tons in common!

What a ridiculous thing to even say. Saying a zoomer "likes the Internet" is like saying boogie is fat. 90% of them are addicted to social media, those that aren't are not going to be on a sugaring website.