What the fuck is with Trannies and Blahajs (Ikea Shark Plushies)?

[Colon capital V]

These things

Why are troons so attatched to these plushes specifically and getting their dick sweat all over them?

 

[PFM]

Probably something stupid like the dinosaur emojis

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't know but have you noticed how depressed looking the Blahaj is?
It's like it knows its been subborned into becoming a troon icon.
Shit I'd be fucking depressed too.

 

[Secret Messages]

prolly cause its in the troon colors + pedophilic obsession with kids shit like plushies (im such a cute little girl uwu)

 

[Catler]

Status symbol/meme. A tranny gets a shark, goes on discord, and gets asspats for a few cursed minutes.

Tbh I think the ikea shark is pretty cute, but I would never own one because of the association.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Status symbol/meme. A tranny gets a shark, goes on discord, and gets asspats for a few cursed minutes.

Tbh I think the ikea shark is pretty cute, but I would never own one because of the association.

agreed with all. i can only imagine it became the symbol due to asspats from trannies on discord. one tranny sees another getting attention so they must too get the attention.

and i also agree, there isnt anyhting wrong with the shark in general, in fact it looks like something i might buy my niece for birthday/christmas since she loves plushies, but i will never ever do so because of the troons.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have no idea, but I wish I could look them up on Amazon without being recommended programming socks.

 

[MarMar049]

Was it popularized by that troon who regretted his bottom surgery after his "vagina" started smelling like poop?

 

[Night Crawler]

I don't know and I don't care. I am an adult and a male. I don't have the urge to buy stuffed animals. Even ones based on sharks or dinosaurs.

You could probably get a decent looking shark figure to display though. If you were into sharks and marine biology, it would be nice to have as a display piece. That stuffed shark just looks like something for a kid.

 

[Executive Petrel]

It has the same colors as the troon flag.

 

[rrtyui]

Guys a girl gave me one of these as a present. What does this mean for my future? Do I burn it? She would probably know because I'm not a good liar.

 

[Claude Sigma]

My wife has one, what does this say about her?

 

[DogZero]

My wife has one, what does this say about her?

the only persons opinion on your wife she herself should care about are yours and her family.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Seriously those freaks can't stop ruining everything cool.

The great white shark is a majestic killing machine it has changed very little over millions of years, it's silhouette alone is enough to strike fear into the hearts of the bravest of brave, It has one job and it does it exceedingly well.

The only thing troons have in common with a Great White is that you should keep children far away from them.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Because all the other trannies have the Ikea shark plushie and trannies can't come up with anything cool or original on their own so they just bandwagon onto the trend.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

That stuffed shark just looks like something for a kid.

it is for kids, hence why trannies buy them.

Guys a girl gave me one of these as a present. What does this mean for my future? Do I burn it? She would probably know because I'm not a good liar.

she is trying to crack your egg. please get off discord if you havent already. please dont have a sperg out like @Real Mayun

My wife has one, what does this say about her?

it means i look forward to the day when she gets posted in the pooner zoo.

 

[rrtyui]

she is trying to crack your egg.

Horrifying or something

please get off discord if you havent already.

The sad truth is that too many people use it. I'm trying to get my friends on Matrix so we can still play comp games.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Was it popularized by that troon who regretted his bottom surgery after his "vagina" started smelling like poop?

I'm sorry but you're going to have to be a lot more specific.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I'm sorry but you're going to have to be a lot more specific.

i know it's a joke but he's referring to an ol' classic:

 

[Soup Sammiches]

i know it's a joke but he's referring to an ol' classic:
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I was joking but thought he meant Landon Hiscock. "Thanks" for the heads up though.