Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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You know when SJWs say "This feels racist?"
I get it now.
This feels blasphemous and I'm not even Quechua.

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AssignedEva said:
Shaman ceremonies that "felt like 10 years of therapy"... don't tell me Dylan did an ayahuasca retreat and still came out like this?!
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Highly, highly doubt he did a legit ayahuasca ceremony, but who knows, I guess.

That aside, Peru is amazing, and Machu Picchu is not even basic bitch, because even if "common," it is truly amazing to experience. But are you shitting me with that outfit. I know he does it on purpose, but come on. It's too bad, because even if you don't hike in (Inca Trail), there's a nice little hike at Huayna Picchu (1-2 hours up and down, plus time at the top), which is "moderately challenging" ("Stairs of Death" and one spot that felt about 3 feet wide with sheer drops on both sides - much more unnerving to me than the stairs). You can't enjoy it in a miniskirt, gawd.

Also annoyed because I wore my hair in braids nearly my entire Peru trip and he stole my lewk. (I did it 20 years ago, though.)
 
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JambledUpWords said:
The way Dylan talks about going to Peru reminds me of the stereotype of white women that traveled to some developing nation to “find themselves,” and are now super into chakras and sage burning. He’s so incredibly basic lol
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It is a bit "Eat, Pray, Love", isn't it. I'll give him that, he is performing that woman stereotype pretty damn well.

Though actual women travelling abroad, even the hippy-dippy ones, are usually a lot more careful of their personal safety than him. He knows he's a man and he'll never have to worry about roving gangs of pervs trying to murder or rape backpackers.
 
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Eggman's Ghost said:
Crazy that he had full face plastic surgery and they didn't do anything about those insane crow's feet
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Botox wouldn't do it since the crow's feet come even on his resting face. They would have to pull his skin so far back that his eyelids would stretch and wrap all the way around his head.

Or he could, y'know. Just eat something to get some fat back into his face.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
That fucking Troon pandering has really fucked AB, even other AB products aren't selling as well but Bud Light is basically tainted for its main customer base, which was Blue Collar White guys.
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Went to a local liquor store. AB shit was almost being given away for free. Asked the cashier guy "why is this so cheap?" He just looked at me. "Is anyone buying it?" Nodded no. Didn't buy it. Bought some other shit instead.
 
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Eggman's Ghost said:
Crazy that he had full face plastic surgery and they didn't do anything about those insane crow's feet
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I think one of the skin care expert kiwis brought it up sometime in the past, but part of it is probably that he's always scrunching his face up into exaggerated theatrical expressions, which causes the skin to bunch up and wrinkle even if you're relatively young.
 
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