Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

[PaladinBoo]

Why do you think anyone cares what you think? You're clutching pearls about a bearfucking joke hoping people take you seriously.

Dude, you are getting you ass hurt over people not liking the bear sex shit. Has it occurred to you that not everyone is a fetishistic weirdo?

 

[Super Guido]

Dude, you are getting you ass hurt over people not liking the bear sex shit. Has it occurred to you that not everyone is a fetishistic weirdo?

I'm kind of confused as to how this whole shitfest started. Without knowing much about it, I'd take it as a stupid joke, but I'm not a DnD player and only played Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance on the GBA because I'm a retard.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Why do you think anyone cares what you think? You're clutching pearls about a bearfucking joke hoping people take you seriously. You're being the literal version of a right wing SJW, trying to be the caller-outer "discovering" the problematic content. Hella triggered, bro.

Yes me and my uncle who works for Larian. We go into the woods and fuck bears.

Speaking of which, aren't you the same guy who bitched about Synthetic Man being /v/ incarnate, yet here you are throwing /v/ slang everywhere

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Dude, you are getting you ass hurt over people not liking the bear sex shit. Has it occurred to you that not everyone is a fetishistic weirdo?

See, this is the problem. This is a joke to everyone else but you, trying to uncomfortably hide your boner. This is the kind of jokes nerds have made playing tabletop for years, and unless you've been playing Mormon Missionary version of D&D, you're just a pretender concern trolling; actual D&D tabletop nerds find this shit funny because it's the kind of ridiculous shit that people do in real tabletop D&D. We don't get uncomfortable about it because it's meant to be taken at face value for what it is, a ridiculous situation. We don't think it's sexual because we're not confused about these things. I'd seek help, or better yet, center yourself better where you're not so concerned about what you get people on the internet thinking about you, because nobody is impressed you're offended about this fucking dumb shit in this video game.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I'm kind of confused as to how this whole shitfest started. Without knowing much about it, I'd take it as a stupid joke, but I'm not a DnD player and only played Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance on the GBA because I'm a retard.

It started over people not liking the bear sex scene with people saying that it's gross. It has devolved into a shit flinging fest with some people saying; "LMAO! Every table explores bestiality in their tables! You are all just a bunch of prudes!"

See, this is the problem. This is a joke to everyone else but you, trying to uncomfortably hide your boner. This is the kind of jokes nerds have made playing tabletop for years, and unless you've been playing Mormon Missionary version of D&D, you're just a pretender concern trolling; actual D&D tabletop nerds find this shit funny because it's the kind of ridiculous shit that people do in real tabletop D&D. We don't get uncomfortable about it because it's meant to be taken at face value for what it is, a ridiculous situation. We don't think it's sexual because we're not confused about these things. I'd seek help.

You do know that families play this game with their kids right? DnD originally started as game for children. Are you saying that young kids explore animal fucking in their tables with their parents?

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

See, this is the problem. This is a joke to everyone else but you, trying to uncomfortably hide your boner. This is the kind of jokes nerds have made playing tabletop for years, and unless you've been playing Mormon Missionary version of D&D, you're just a pretender concern trolling; actual D&D tabletop nerds find this shit funny because it's the kind of ridiculous shit that people do in real tabletop D&D. We don't get uncomfortable about it because it's meant to be taken at face value for what it is, a ridiculous situation. We don't think it's sexual because we're not confused about these things. I'd seek help.

"It's NoT a FeTiSh YoU gUyZ, jUsT jOkEs"
Mate, this is Fallout The Frontier tier of Stupid

 

[Super Guido]

It started over people not liking the bear sex scene with people saying that it's gross. It has devolved into a shit flinging fest with some people saying; "LMAO! Every table explores bestiality in their tables! You are all just a bunch of prudes!"

You do know that families play this game with their kids right. DnD originally started as game for children. Are you saying that young kids explore animal fucking in their tables with their parents?

Are we talking graphic bear sex or a gay (animal) bear joke?

 

[gay]

do you believe defending a studio infamous in the CRPG community for inserting their fetishes into a game will make your fetishes be normal and accepted? I have sad new for you bro.

aren't you sperging out because you think that's exactly what's going to happen? i thought the developers were pushing their supposed bear rape fetishism into the realm of normalcy or some shit for a reason, something about turning your kids into troons that are programmed to fuck bears so they can get their junk mauled off in the woods in lieu of SRS?

My favorite excuse of theirs is "LMAO! You are all a bunch of prudes!"

i didn't call you a prude, i called you a retard.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It started over people not liking the bear sex scene with people saying that it's gross. It has devolved into a shit flinging fest with some people saying; "LMAO! Every table explores bestiality in their tables! You are all just a bunch of prudes!"

You do know that families play this game with their kids right. DnD originally started as game for children. Are you saying that young kids explore animal fucking in their tables with their parents?

The rating for this game, which is M (17+) prominently shows, "Blood and Gore Nudity Sexual Content Strong Language Violence...."

Why are you wanting to include this shit in with your family...? Dude, you're grosser than this bear shit could ever be.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Are we talking graphic bear sex or a gay (animal) bear joke?

Both.

The rating for this game, which is M (17+) prominently shows, "Blood and Gore Nudity Sexual Content Strong Language Violence...."

Why are you wanting to include this shit in with your family...?

You know that I was talking about the tabletops you disingenuous fag.

 

[Super Guido]

Both.

You know that I was talking about the tabletops you disingenuous fag.

Latter is fine, depending on execution, since kid's cartoons get away with that kind of humor all the time. First one is, uh. Not really something I would put in a game.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Both.

You know that I was talking about the tabletops you disingenuous fag.

Why do you feel the need to carry on for pages about how offended you are about this bear sex joke? I'm trying to understand what it is that motivates you. You're blowing it out of proportion, everyone knows it, and you know it, the question is, what are you getting out of hammering on about this and acting this way and playing this dumb pretend game?

Imagine having a Beavis & Butthead avatar and expecting people to take your moralistic stance seriously. Like come on dude. Chill the fuck out.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Why do you feel the need to carry on for pages about how offended you are about this bear sex joke? I'm trying to understand what it is that motivates you. You're blowing it out of proportion, everyone knows it, and you know it, the question is, what are you getting out of hammering on about this and acting this way and playing this dumb pretend game?

Imagine having a Beavis & Butthead avatar and expecting people to take your moralistic stance seriously. Like come on dude. Chill the fuck out.

My Motivation is talk shit about a Crappy Game, also your avatar is Kali so the irony of wanting peace is laughable

 

[Super Guido]

I don't think this is worth harping on for too long but looking it up, yeah this is pretty bizarre.

There are a worrying amount of Redditors who don't find it strange. Maybe it should have continued the joke with the druid killing you in bear form for trying it?

 

[PaladinBoo]

Why do you feel the need to carry on for pages about how offended you are about this bear sex joke? I'm trying to understand what it is that motivates you. You're blowing it out of proportion, everyone knows it, and you know it, the question is, what are you getting out of hammering on about this and acting this way and playing this dumb pretend game?

To be honest, I could give a shit. This game is not made for me and made more in line for Twitch streamers and their brain dead audience. The only reason I've gone on for so long is because two faggots got really mad that I decided to not buy the game because if there is bear sex shit in the game then there is other gross shit that is also in the game and I don't want to waste my time entertaining the devs fetish. One of reason why I don't watch Tarantino movies. I don't want to see drawn out scenes of some woman's feet. Not everyone is comfortable with weird fetish shit.

 

[Mobster Monitor]

If this was just a joke it would be 1 or 2 lines of text from some throwaway druid npc about the situation and not a fully rendered cutscene broadcasted in a big release livestream.

Personally the thought of someone needing to model small human models in sexual positions with bigger ones disturbs me more. Wish all this nerdshit never went mainstream, but that's just me.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

To be honest, I could give a shit. This game is not made for me and made more in line for Twitch streamers and their brain dead audience. The only reason I've gone on for so long is because two faggots got really mad that I decided to not buy the game because if there is bear sex shit in the game then there is other gross shit that is also in the game and I don't want to waste my time entertaining the devs fetish. One of reason why I don't watch Tarantino movies. I don't want to see drawn out scenes of some woman's feet. Not everyone is comfortable with weird fetish shit.

See, you keep doing this thing by repeatedly using words like "coomer" and re-asserting, over and over again in endless repetition, "it's weird fetish shit" when it's obviously not and it's obviously a joke... with even the CEO laughing that it's "hilarious." You're clearly bored, and it's clearly insincere coming from someone with a Beavis & Butthead avatar of all things. I want to read about this game, not your attempts to impress what you imagine the Kiwifarms audience to be.

 

[PaladinBoo]

See, you keep doing this thing by repeatedly using words like "coomer" and re-asserting, over and over again in endless repetition, "it's weird fetish shit" when it's obviously not and it's obviously a joke... with even the CEO laughing that it's "hilarious." You're clearly bored, and it's clearly insincere coming from someone with a Beavis & Butthead avatar of all things. I want to read about this game, not your attempts to impress what you imagine the Kiwifarms audience to be.

Dude, its weird and its clear you are a sex pest. Funny that you have a Hindu avatar as the Hindu religion is known to have a ton of weird sex shit in it.

 

[Super Guido]

See, you keep doing this thing by repeatedly using words like "coomer" and re-asserting, over and over again in endless repetition, "it's weird fetish shit" when it's obviously not and it's obviously a joke... with even the CEO laughing that it's "hilarious." You're clearly bored, and it's clearly insincere coming from someone with a Beavis & Butthead avatar of all things. I want to read about this game, not your attempts to impress what you imagine the Kiwifarms audience to be.

I have to be honest, it is a bit strange when people put that much effort into a joke. I don't know if this is still a random.txt on here, but I think there was one about Yoshi getting embarrassed from farting out eggs and it was played off in a way that you knew he was trying to hide it being a fetish. After a certain point, you begin to wonder if it's really just a joke or if someone's actually into bestiality/feral porn.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I have to be honest, it is a bit strange when people put that much effort into a joke. I don't know if this is still a random.txt on here, but I think there was one about Yoshi getting embarrassed from farting out eggs and it was played off in a way that you knew he was trying to hide it being a fetish.

Most of British comedy is people putting that much effort into one joke.