Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

The only reason I've gone on for so long is because two faggots got really mad
Yes, the two faggots who were really mad. They were the mad ones. Certainly madder than you.
Dude, its weird and its clear you are a sex pest. Funny that you have a Hindu avatar as the Hindu religion is known to have a ton of weird sex shit in it.
You seem pretty knowledgeable about weird sex shit and obviously think about it a lot. Have you stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, you were das cumer all along?
 
Yes, the two faggots who were really mad. They were the mad ones. Certainly madder than you.

You seem pretty knowledgeable about weird sex shit and obviously think about it a lot. Have you stopped to consider that maybe, just maybe, you were das cumer all along?
I don't know Kero, you are getting really defensive about having sex with animals and trying to enlighten all of us in this regard.
Most of British comedy is people putting that much effort into one joke.
Which is another reason why that island deserve to be sunk to the bottom of the sea.
 
I want to talk more about this game instead of doing pointless arguing with retards that go nowhere.
Anyway, I heard that there is no Day/Night cycle in this game. Come the fuck on Larian! Still haven't figured out to do proper Day/Night cycles? You had half a decade! Also they have done some reworking with some of the companions. Shadowheart isn't such a bitch anymore and I think you have the option to switch her alignment the more you go into her companion quest. Wyll was revoiced. Good, his old voice sounded awful. Although if they have him be a good or neutral warlock I'm just going to roll my eyes. 5E idiocy.
Edit: Also, I see that someone is using a sock to down vote all the comments I made in the last week. Quite the dedication. @Mega Black or @gay you have anything to say?
 
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Most of British comedy is people putting that much effort into one joke.
That's why actual good ones come to America

All this pointless arguing got me to actually look at more of the game. Why are racial options so slim? No goblins? That's gay. I wanted to be a dickass goblin who steals shit and murders people.
Programming is hard for Larian
 
So I didn't play a lot of tabletop DnD, wasn't my speed really. I loved Conan and sword and sandal shit but my friend group liked sci fi.

But I have played a lot of Battletech with the MechWarrior rpg component, Robotech rpg, Shadowrun, Cyberpunk, and homebrew d20 shit and while shit could get outlandish and weird, nothing ever went to weird sex fetishism shit. Maybe my friends and I are milquetoast but I didn't grow up on 4chan and I'm willing to bet most tables didn't unironically delve into "lol the beastiality is a joke, brah." stuff. I don't watch streamers or YouTubers or any of that shit so maybe that's what the kids are into *today* but I think it's super disingenuous to imply that these elements have always been present in mainstream DnD play, like a bunch of 14 year olds in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s are going to roleplay the kama sutra instead of having cool adventures and slaying dragons.
 
That's why actual good ones come to America
If anything the Brits in the USA are either the shitty ones or comedians that lost their talent.

Anyways, the Dark Urge looks interesting. It basically chaotic evil and the question if it's explained by the plot , if it has unique events for resisting it, and if it's viable in the first playthrough
 
So I didn't play a lot of tabletop DnD, wasn't my speed really. I loved Conan and sword and sandal shit but my friend group liked sci fi.

But I have played a lot of Battletech with the MechWarrior rpg component, Robotech rpg, Shadowrun, Cyberpunk, and homebrew d20 shit and while shit could get outlandish and weird, nothing ever went to weird sex fetishism shit. Maybe my friends and I are milquetoast but I didn't grow up on 4chan and I'm willing to bet most tables didn't unironically delve into "lol the beastiality is a joke, brah." stuff. I don't watch streamers or YouTubers or any of that shit so maybe that's what the kids are into *today* but I think it's super disingenuous to imply that these elements have always been present in mainstream DnD play, like a bunch of 14 year olds in the 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s are going to roleplay the kama sutra instead of having cool adventures and slaying dragons.
There was also the 80's D&D cartoon as well that was made to get more kids into D&D.
I don't think this cartoon and the 12-14 year olds back then were exploring kink play at their tables and show. That would have really made the Satanic Panic worse. Sure, some adults like their tables to be a little spicy but not every person is like that. Just like how the Farms doesn't have a NSFW section. Not everyone likes that stuff nor is comfortable with having that stuff around.
 
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There was also the 80's D&D cartoon as well that was made to get more kids into D&D.
I don't think this cartoon and the 12-14 year olds back then were exploring kink play at their tables and show. That would have really made the Satanic Panic worse. Sure, some adults like their tables to be a little spicy but not every person is like that. Just like how the Farms doesn't have a NSFW section. Not everyone likes that stuff nor is comfortable with having that stuff around.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for a lot of the people who work on shows like this; just look at the Rugrats Incredible Storyboard Jam. Or don't - because it gets into incest on the very first page. The execs who noticed it did us a favor by confiscating the rest.
 
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for a lot of the people who work on shows like this; just look at the Rugrats Incredible Storyboard Jam. Or don't - because it gets into incest on the very first page. The execs who noticed it did us a favor by confiscating the rest.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: creatives are the most disgusting people you're ever gonna meet.
 
More fetish content played for a laugh.
I think I realized what the problem here is.

On the one hand, it is clearly a joke considering how the scene actually plays out. On the other hand, risky and saucy jokes work best with the people you know, and having a complete stranger (i. e. Larian) come at you with this kind of humor the first time you play together immediately puts that person into the "creepy weirdo" territory.

I just don't trust the developers enough to be confident in the knowledge it's just light-hearted fun and not a "dare you enter my magical realm" situation, and so I cannot genuinely play into the humor.
 
More fetish content played for a laugh.
I think I realized what the problem here is.

On the one hand, it is clearly a joke considering how the scene actually plays out. On the other hand, risky and saucy jokes work best with the people you know, and having a complete stranger (i. e. Larian) come at you with this kind of humor the first time you play together immediately puts that person into the "creepy weirdo" territory.

I just don't trust the developers enough to be confident in the knowledge it's just light-hearted fun and not a "dare you enter my magical realm" situation, and so I cannot genuinely play into the humor.
Have to defend the game - kissing shtinky goblin feet is just one option for disgusting foot fetishists. There's an option to kill him, of course. And also to intimidate him to kiss and lick your boots clean, which is a joke option
 
The anime community is really bad about this as far as I can tell from what I hear tangentially on youtube. I know they get real uppity about anything involving slavery, which is fucking retarded.
Tons of Japanese cartoons have slavery in them though. They should find another interest.
 
and while shit could get outlandish and weird, nothing ever went to weird sex fetishism shit.
I never once said that the average table turned into a sex orgy I said that games have tons of absurdist and outlandish situations the players wind up in.

You are also not one of the people screeching 'DEGENERACY FAG FAG FAG REEE THE WEST HAS FALLEN BECAUSE I CAN CHOOSE TO GO ON A DINNER DATE AND KISS A GOBLIN'S FEET!'

Which is what people who are in it for culture war and not actual players are doing.
Anyways, the Dark Urge looks interesting. It basically chaotic evil and the question if it's explained by the plot , if it has unique events for resisting it, and if it's viable in the first playthrough
It is nice to see Larian including an option for an origin character that has a customizable protagonist but it would be appreciated if it wasn't the murder hobo option. That's another thing I hate about Divinity. I don't want to play as one of Larian's many faggot OCs, I'd like to play my own character.
Tons of Japanese cartoons have slavery in them though. They should find another interest.
Every Isekai has a mandatory slave girl love interest. I don't see what there is to get so bent out of shape about, people are hypersensitive these days.
 
You do know that families play this game with their kids right? DnD originally started as game for children.

D&D started as a group of weird adult nerds deciding that wargaming just wasn't weird or nerdy enough, which is why there's a random harlot generation table. That said, this magical realm crap has been getting more and more mainstream in CRPGs since at least Dragon Age: Origins, which was about the time it became mandatory to have sodomy options in games.
 
Anyway, I heard that there is no Day/Night cycle in this game. Come the fuck on Larian! Still haven't figured out to do proper Day/Night cycles?
That ridiculous if true. The original Baldur's Gate games had a day-night cycle and yet 20+ years later they can't recreate it. Guess they put too much money in the cutscenes to be bother to add a gameplay feature that actually matters. There's no reason that BG3 can't have it as well, either the developers are lazy or terrible at their jobs.
 
Tons of Japanese cartoons have slavery in them though. They should find another interest.
Its probably because Japanese Slaves are just other Japanese people from other islands or like Okinawa. There's no racial component to it so they don't get dragged into the retarded race card playing that the west does when it comes to talking about the single worst series of purchases a series of Empires made back to back.

You are also not one of the people screeching 'DEGENERACY FAG FAG FAG REEE THE WEST HAS FALLEN BECAUSE I CAN CHOOSE TO GO ON A DINNER DATE AND KISS A GOBLIN'S FEET!'

Which is what people who are in it for culture war and not actual players are doing.

This is also both true and real. Its like the opposite thing we had with Cyberpunk where entire groups of sex pests were fantasizing about all the virtual orgies they'd have only for there to be very little focus on the player character actually fucking anyone.
 
Its probably because Japanese Slaves are just other Japanese people from other islands or like Okinawa. There's no racial component to it so they don't get dragged into the retarded race card playing that the west does when it comes to talking about the single worst series of purchases a series of Empires made back to back.

Their slavery of Koreans definitely has an ethnic component, but Koreans don't have dark skin, big noses, and low IQs, so no one in America cares.
 
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