Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Long weekend chat. Fortunately split by Nick who created a new one today.


More parasocial interaction seekers:

ShaneWhaley​

Does Nick usually interact with the locals chat or the rumble chat?

Brimstoneddd​

I think the camel toe pictures are more likely to catch the streamers attention here

Friday is a coom stream again:

Spoiler: NSFW

@Mad_Amos​

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Mr--K​

@RekietaLaw

CrispyGin​

I suddenly want to fuck.

We know how this one feels about banning:

SirVieVal​

Yeah blocking people is sus af

The single sane opinion:

panzerdood​

locals chat is horror that needs to die

Well-adjusted sane people:

Spoiler: Edgy anti-copper would call 999 in an heartbeat

JosephShmoeseph​

If I would face no consequences, I would shoot fireworks at cops all day every day

JosephShmoeseph​

Every cop should literally be shot in the head in real life

ShaneWhaley​	You say that now but I am pretty sure if you're being attacked you'd call the police.
Pred1tor83​	I find no fault in your argument
JosephShmoeseph​	I would prefer to defend myself, but the police are the ones who would arrest me for doing so you phenomenal faggot

SirVieVal​

Lmao fuck that, cops are just as likely to kill me as the badguy

 

[Retink Retunk]

To be clear, SimilarWeb is an utterly inconsequential metric and that tweet is extraordinarily stupid. It's on par with people off-site saying the KF was dying because our SimilarWeb was suddenly very low, despite at the time hitting 5000 active users every day with more posts per day than ever before. SimilarWeb's metrics come, largely, from search engine performance. When the Kiwi Farms is bombed on SEO due to manual adjustments from Google, it makes it look like we've fallen off, when reality is different. Investor reports are sworn under penalty of perjury and accusing them of lying without evidence is probably, actually defamatory - especially if investors pull out over the statement.

Rumble probably should have not jumped straight to legal complaints.

Retarded question, but is KF even allowed to access Google search console and similar services or does it error out and call you gay if you try?

 

[Null]

Retarded question, but is KF even allowed to access Google search console and similar services or does it error out and call you gay if you try?

I have access to webmaster tools.

 

[newuser131]

In other words, Drex doesn't understand what a cuck is at all.

honestly, what is a cuck? the definition has changed over the years. 10 years ago, i meant a guy got sexually aroused as black men are plowing his wife, as he is watching. it evolved 5 years ago to a guy who's wife is getting banged other dudes, with his knowledge. today, cuck means wife getting smashed by a man/men (not sure if cucking counts if it is with only women), with or without his knowledge.

imo, i think it is unfair to call a man a cuck if his wife is having an affair without the man's knowledge. but in nick's case, he definitely knows and approves of the train being serviced with our wife. therefore, nick is a cuck.

 

[The Goat Man]

I have a few theories as to how this happens, but they are all pretty much scandals for Rumble. The options I can think of are:
1. They count total unique connections that make requests on that page as unique viewers. That would be a 20-50x inflation of numbers.
2. They add to the counter when a new IP connects, but don't subtract until a very long timeout occurs, causing everyone on a cell phone to be at least 5-10 "viewers."
3. They use some sort of tracking cookie that has a major bug. Rumble has stored a cookie on my (logged out) computer, so this is a possibility.
4. They are fudging the numbers, probably with some linear scale factor or a more complicated formula (not just a constant).

None of this is particularly good for the company, but counting users is actually kind of hard. The YouTube viewer count is likely pretty accurate because it uses Google's hyper-invasive and very accurate tracking system, but Rumble is definitely far off.

It may be time to do some experiments... especially if anyone has other theories.

I'm more with a different version of your first theory.

I believe that Rumble uses, what Youtube would refer to as impressions, as their view count to users on their website. For the content creator, they see that value in their backend stats as 'Raw Views'.

But with the consent changes with the website, who knows what Rumble is actually using for the view count at any time.

 

[ChromaQuack]

honestly, what is a cuck? the definition has changed over the years. 10 years ago, i meant a guy got sexually aroused as black men are plowing his wife, as he is watching. it evolved 5 years ago to a guy who's wife is getting banged other dudes, with his knowledge. today, cuck means wife getting smashed by a man/men (not sure if cucking counts if it is with only women), with or without his knowledge.

imo, i think it is unfair to call a man a cuck if his wife is having an affair without the man's knowledge. but in nick's case, he definitely knows and approves of the train being serviced with our wife. therefore, nick is a cuck.

Cuck has always meant someone whose SO is having sexual contact with someone else regardless of it being with or without their knowledge; race, sex, 'gender', orientation and whatever else doesn't account into it.

It never once has meant "only by blacks" and never had "as he watches" as a qualifier, those two are associated with cucks just because that's the fetishised form of the phenomena which was, for some fucking reason, heavily pushed by media in general during the mid 2010's.

Nick was, by any and all metrics, a cuck from the moment his wife went around getting her tits massaged (and more than likely got fucked afterwards), he then as a coping mechanism knowingly engaged in fetishistic cuckolding by going to jamaican swinger parties and having his wife get railed by 30 men as he watched from the corner.

 

[not william stenchever]

Cuck has always meant someone whose SO is having sexual contact with someone else regardless of it being with or without their knowledge; race, sex, 'gender', orientation and whatever else doesn't account into it.

Here's a flag from the English Civil War to illustrate your point:

And Nick has certainly come out.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Elissa clip from the July 1st stream.

So, if I'm getting this right, Rekieta simultaneously

• believes that the vtuber audience are pedos that can't stop masturbating during the streams
• is a huge Pippa fan
• thinks Pippa, who constantly talks about her mental issues, should go independent and manage that audience on her own
• believes KF is hurting his business
• believes he and the coomalot faggot are not hurting Pippa's business, but are making jokes

If the site is hurting his business due to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posting his locals chat and us reacting to it then him inserting himself and dragging out this Pippa stuff is hurting Phase Connect.

Nick really is doubling down on Aloging the moldy rabbit; here's a hint Nick she won't fuck you.

It can't be anything else; he's not trying to leech her audience, his audience doesn't care about his dumb V-Tube crush, and his co-hosts like Legal Vices and Potentially Criminal want to actually cover legal shit.

That's the only motive here; he wants to fuck Pippa, the autist who barely bathes, uses bug spray like Chris used axe body spray, lives in filth cause she can't be bothered to clean her room, has a keyboard that is 50% chip and hair particles, lived in a mold-infested room for months, used to have a vomit drawer, was groomed, and has only had her room cleaned when sleepy came to visit and cleaned it for her.

I think it's more like when he swore up and down that he could make Kyle Rittenhouse a millionaire by creating a youtube channel around him doing gun reviews. He thinks he's an expert at this because he was the first to stream a high profile case, nevermind how badly he screwed the pooch with the Rittenhouse interview. He's filled with great ideas donchano?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He thinks he's an expert at this because he was the first to stream a high profile case

Never mind that he was already running a distant third by the time High Profile Case #2: TMZ Edition dropped.

He couldn't be bothered to actually show up to daystream anything resembling a high profile trial afterwards.

Nick instead chose to neglect his golden goose of a streaming career to play amateur chaffeur despite possessing a SAHM and a nanny, not to mention a drug and drinking problem lasting into the wee hours of the morning along with self-reported narcolepsy and insomnia.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Cuck has always meant someone whose SO is having sexual contact with someone else regardless of it being with or without their knowledge

I disagree with the underlined portion. If a person's SO has sexual contact with another without that person's knowledge, there's a perfectly good term for that already. It's called being cheated on.
A cuck, on the other hand, knows about the cheating and so, has to cope with that fact using statements like "she comes home to me" or "I decide whom she gets to fuck." Or the cuck might even like it, in which case he has a cuck fetish.
I think jury's still out on whether Nick has a cuck fetish, but the massage parlor story alone is enough to label him a cuck anyway. Whether he got off on the fact or not, he allowed his wife to go out there and have her tits groped by a nigger. Twice, if memory serves.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I disagree with the underlined portion. If a person's SO has sexual contact with another without that person's knowledge, there's a perfectly good term for that already. It's called being cheated on.
A cuck, on the other hand, knows about the cheating and so, has to cope with that fact using statements like "she comes home to me" or "I decide whom she gets to fuck." Or the cuck might even like it, in which case he has a cuck fetish.
I think jury's still out on whether Nick has a cuck fetish, but the massage parlor story alone is enough to label him a cuck anyway. Whether he got off on the fact or not, he allowed his wife to go out there and have her tits groped by a nigger. Twice, if memory serves.

Ask me how I know you got cucked

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I disagree with the underlined portion. If a person's SO has sexual contact with another without that person's knowledge, there's a perfectly good term for that already. It's called being cheated on.
A cuck, on the other hand, knows about the cheating and so, has to cope with that fact using statements like "she comes home to me" or "I decide whom she gets to fuck." Or the cuck might even like it, in which case he has a cuck fetish.
I think jury's still out on whether Nick has a cuck fetish, but the massage parlor story alone is enough to label him a cuck anyway. Whether he got off on the fact or not, he allowed his wife to go out there and have her tits groped by a nigger. Twice, if memory serves.

Your definition is probably more in line with the modern internet usage which has the fetish aspect to it, but for the last five hundred years it’s been used regardless of knowledge, and often with the implication that the husband does not know. The cuckoo bird’s victims obviously don’t know.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If the site is hurting his business due to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posting his locals chat and us reacting to it then him inserting himself and dragging out this Pippa stuff is hurting Phase Connect.

I think it's more like when he swore up and down that he could make Kyle Rittenhouse a millionaire by creating a youtube channel around him doing gun reviews. He thinks he's an expert at this because he was the first to stream a high profile case, nevermind how badly he screwed the pooch with the Rittenhouse interview. He's filled with great ideas donchano?

Not enough MN Midwest accent.

'Doncha KnOOOoooo?'

I disagree with the underlined portion. If a person's SO has sexual contact with another without that person's knowledge, there's a perfectly good term for that already. It's called being cheated on.
A cuck, on the other hand, knows about the cheating and so, has to cope with that fact using statements like "she comes home to me" or "I decide whom she gets to fuck." Or the cuck might even like it, in which case he has a cuck fetish.
I think jury's still out on whether Nick has a cuck fetish, but the massage parlor story alone is enough to label him a cuck anyway. Whether he got off on the fact or not, he allowed his wife to go out there and have her tits groped by a nigger. Twice, if memory serves.

In merry old England 'cuckold' was always an insult to say 'your wide is sleeping with someone else'. It is on the level with the 'I fucked your GF/mum' insult today. Many cases of men 'made to waer the horns' are documented.

Importantly, it didn't matter if it was true or if they knew, the insult was the implications and shame upon their honour. The mere idea of it was insulting enough.

There is a whole debate on what the origin of the insult is, but there is no question as to what it meant or implied.

 

[Strix454]

I think jury's still out on whether Nick has a cuck fetish, but the massage parlor story alone is enough to label him a cuck anyway. Whether he got off on the fact or not, he allowed his wife to go out there and have her tits groped by a nigger. Twice, if memory serves.

To me, putting his wife on stream to tell that story without him interrupting her or deflecting her from it is what makes him absolutely worthy of the cuck label if not establishing him as having a cuck fetish.

Its not necessarily that his wife got groped that makes him a cuck, but that the he went out of his way to choose to do a segment on his show in front of his audience where she describes being groped by another man while he sits there passively listening that makes him a cuck. To me at least, the only sort of person who would do what he did on that show with his wife would have to have a cuck fetish.

There is a different argument though. That rather than getting off on being a cuck, that what Nick gets off on is the whoring out and degrading of his wife driven by his encouragement. Nick's idealization of porn stars to a degree would support him being into that.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Your definition is probably more in line with the modern internet usage which has the fetish aspect to it, but for the last five hundred years it’s been used regardless of knowledge, and often with the implication that the husband does not know. The cuckoo bird’s victims obviously don’t know.

In merry old England 'cuckold' was always an insult to say 'your wide is sleeping with someone else'. It is on the level with the 'I fucked your GF/mum' insult today. Many cases of men 'made to waer the horns' are documented.

You learn something new every day. I had no idea about the word's etymology and just used it in a modern sense. Which keeps changing, seemingly by the year (that's my cop-out in case I'm wrong). I mean, a phrase like "the neocons have cucked on gun rights again" has nothing to do with cheating or relationships in general, yet the meaning is easily understood.

Nick is a cuck anyway. Well, unless the word is used in the "cuckoo bird" sense. Jokes aside, I really don't think he's raising another man's children.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The 'your kids are not your own' has historically been part of the meaning, but in a hyperbolic sense. It was about the implications becuase people used to have shame and be shunned for deviant bahviour. Now they just open OF or do weird things and have no dignity.

Taking it literally is not the point, otherwise you end up with 'He called me "a piece of shite" and that is defamatory because I am demonstrably not a piece of faeces' level logic.

Words do change meanings, but I doubt Drex is sticking to one definition in his argument.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You learn something new every day. I had no idea about the word's etymology and just used it in a modern sense. Which keeps changing, seemingly by the year (that's my cop-out in case I'm wrong). I mean, a phrase like "the neocons have cucked on gun rights again" has nothing to do with cheating or relationships in general, yet the meaning is easily understood.

Nick is a cuck anyway. Well, unless the word is used in the "cuckoo bird" sense. Jokes aside, I really don't think he's raising another man's children.

In the days before it was a known fetish thing, it meant getting cheated on.

As a kink/fetish, it's specifically getting turned on by something that is typically demeaning and hurtful (your wife having sex with another man), so watching is most often (though not always) part of it.

This is distinct (in the fetish sense) from a man simply getting turned on watching or being with his wife having sex with other men; some men just like to see it/do it and there's no element of humiliation/ punishment/ etc., which would not be cuckolding in the fetish sense.

But folks here like to say any sexual act with another man = cuckoldry/husband is a cuck, whether the couple agreed to the activity or not, and whether the man enjoyed it in a sexual humiliation sense or not. It's more a moral statement/putdown as used this way.

It's also used generally online in a non-sexual sense similarly to the pejorative sense of being a pussy or getting screwed over.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Words do change meanings, but I doubt Drex is sticking to one definition in his argument.

Drex's definition has the same root as the definition of "nazi" in modern social media times; i.e. "anyone who disagrees with me".

They are snarl words for the sphere he finds himself in, labelling someone a 'cuck' and 'beta' is meant to shut them down immediately, be it an actual person or a strawman you built in your head, they hold no meaning past that for them.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I mean, a phrase like "the neocons have cucked on gun rights again" has nothing to do with cheating or relationships in general, yet the meaning is easily understood.

The Cucks aren't the neocons, but conservatives who were fooled into putting the Neocons into power. The neocons make love to the globohomo world order instead of the constituents they're supposed to be beholden to thereby making their constituents into cucks for voting them into power.

 

[AnOminous]

My sense is he's bitter because he knows he's not getting a slice of Pippa's coomer SuperChat money, so now he's trying to fuck it up for Pippa. He thinks he's the mafia. "You won't pay protection? Watch and see what I can do to your business."

And he thinks this isn't obvious, that he isn't obviously a complete and utter creep.

Free clue, you elderly faggot, Pippa has more clout than you. You squandered your clout, you are a has-been.

today, cuck means

THIS