Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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She is on the hook. Wisconsin is a community property state. She owes it all, just like Rick.
Good. I don’t know quasi but I want him to get his money back. Fat’s court case was dumb. I’d rather Fat had to pay it himself though. He could do something out of left field and, let’s see, get a job?
 
Does this fat faggot with bitch tits not realize every time we see these tweets from him, we laugh? These acts of faggotry are hilarious. He is a lolcow, he gives us laughter every time he posts shit this stupid. This dumb, fat faggot can't grasp that. "Your life is already over, stalker." He actually says this shit unironically.

No. That would require critical thinking, and his one brain cell is dedicated to planning his next pepperoni ingredient raid.
The only reason we laugh is because we've all been brain washed by a felonious conspiracy. But he will be laughing when the verdict comes down in the courtroom. Guilty, enjoy prison.

It's going to be literally like the IWW trial the greatest tragedy of which (other than the slight due process violations) is that there appears to be no photo of it for us to edit:
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Patrick has done nothing to make his life better and he consistently makes his life worse without even trying.

He is the biggest failure I've ever seen.

He is certainly the most spectacular failure I have ever seen.

There are other famous and semi famous people who are said to be failures, but they tend to at least get work and will probably be able to retire ok.
Then there are people who are just fucked up failures who end up on the needle, huffing glue, living in abandoned warehouses or shanty towns and perish, no one hears about them because they are just fuck ups, so who gives a shit.

Fatrick is both a fucked up failure who will end up on the streets, sucking from a bottle, and "people" have at least heard of him.
Patrick S Tomlinson, bad Si-fi novel writer is substantially more well known than "that junkie fucker who begs for pocket change, collects cans and wanders around skid row when high".
 
Which happens first???

A) We get verification that Niki left Rick
B) The whole hovel burns down due to Piggish Lightning started by the new grill
A then B. Nikki leaves to escape the crippling debt and constant childing from Fatrick. In a deep depression and fueled but several cases of Bud Light, Tits Mcgee grills a whole pack of Bubba burgers because that's the only thing he can afford. In his drunken stupor, he doesn't remove the burgers from the packaging. This ultimately burn down the pigsty and his neighbor's house creating even more legal woes for fatty.
He could also get money from the Pests. He could sell them Patrick memorabilia, let them call him fat for $5 per utterance of "fat," or charge money for them to take selfies with him. They'd be crazy enough to do it.
Fat is too proud to do that. He is a super serious actual tough guy who will rock your shit if you misrepresent him as portly or rotund. Like most cows he could make some make some money from his notoriety but that would require introspection that he isn't capable of. That's pride fucking with him.
 
I've been listening to it during my commute and now I'm a lot less excited about the documentary.

Porsalin is a funny guy, but he got a LOT of details wrong. Mostly small stuff when considered by themselves, but very important in the sense that they can be shine a light on the many cracks in Pat's "Good Guy Chosen at Random" persona.

For instance, he said " [the Rascals] got his number multiple times. I think he's had to cancel his number and change it many times. I don't know how they do it".

Pat has never changed his number. Never. Not even once. And he outright says he will NEVER do it because that'd would be letting the idiots win. And after all, as he used to put as his twitter profile: he'd "rather be right than happy."

I know it sounds like a stupid small detail, but it is one of the MANY unconceivable things Pat does that give normal people pause, and will make an otherwise 100% sympathetic audience go "huh... weird. Ok, maybe there's more to this story then this poor innocent victim is telling us. Let's dig deeper". It sounds small but remember that Pat's whole schtick (in fact, his entire world) depends on the fact that no one should ever be allowed to question even a single fact in Mama Raven's Special Boy's narrative.

That is exactly what all those reporters and all of those Pat-defending-zombies on twitter failed to do:

"Do the minimum of your jobs!! GO! AND NEVER RETURN!"
 
Good. I don’t know quasi but I want him to get his money back. Fat’s court case was dumb. I’d rather Fat had to pay it himself though. He could do something out of left field and, let’s see, get a job?
Nobody would hire that fat fuck. Plus if you told him what to do, he'd just child at you until you fired him.
Porsalin is a funny guy, but he got a LOT of details wrong.
Porsalin is a retard, a lazy faggot, and a liar.
 
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Porsalin is a retard, a lazy faggot, and a liar.
Could you elaborate on why you think he's all these things? All I know is he was an OG in the Old ONA forum and that people found out he was using alts to "toot his own horn".

At first glance it doesn't sound too danming. But I'd love to understand why so many people don't like him. Thanks.
 
Nobody would hire that fat fuck. Plus if you told him what to do, he'd just child at you until you fired him.

I’m sure he could earn a small living as a scarecrow or a sandbag. Auction bidders could hire him to turn up to the house on the day and pretend to be the next door neighbour, driving the prices down. There’s always some use for fleabags.
 
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