Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Could you elaborate on why you think he's all these things? All I know is he was an OG in the Old ONA forum and that people found out he was using alts to "toot his own horn".

At first glance it doesn't sound too danming. But I'd love to understand why so many people don't like him. Thanks.
got too big for da show. won't see him no more
 
i personally use orbot on my phone and just using safari since it means i don't have to keep signing in like i do on tor, that's honestly been the only annoyance with moving onto onion.
If you want super powers like me then you’ll use Orbot plus Brave.

After Niki leaves, Pat's just going to jump on his bike and wander the US, righting wrongs and teaching small towns the meaning of justice, like Renegade but fatter.
If by that you mean “hunting nigger children” then yes, I agree. I bet he is building a mobile pepperoni grinder out of “reclaimed” wood as we speak.
 
A divorce is the wake-up call Rick needs. He's going to hit the gym, quit drinking, finally finish his damn Tiny Tim novel, fix his fence, and stop terrorizing Milwaukee's population of negro children.
Imagine being in your 40s, going out on a date, and telling a woman that you've been working on a Tiny Tim parody novel for four years and haven't finished a first draft.
I've been listening to it during my commute and now I'm a lot less excited about the documentary.

Porsalin is a funny guy, but he got a LOT of details wrong. Mostly small stuff when considered by themselves, but very important in the sense that they can be shine a light on the many cracks in Pat's "Good Guy Chosen at Random" persona.

For instance, he said " [the Rascals] got his number multiple times. I think he's had to cancel his number and change it many times. I don't know how they do it".

Pat has never changed his number. Never. Not even once. And he outright says he will NEVER do it because that'd would be letting the idiots win. And after all, as he used to put as his twitter profile: he'd "rather be right than happy."

I know it sounds like a stupid small detail, but it is one of the MANY unconceivable things Pat does that give normal people pause, and will make an otherwise 100% sympathetic audience go "huh... weird. Ok, maybe there's more to this story then this poor innocent victim is telling us. Let's dig deeper". It sounds small but remember that Pat's whole schtick (in fact, his entire world) depends on the fact that no one should ever be allowed to question even a single fact in Mama Raven's Special Boy's narrative.

That is exactly what all those reporters and all of those Pat-defending-zombies on twitter failed to do:

"Do the minimum of your jobs!! GO! AND NEVER RETURN!"
This is what turned me off Blocked and Reported, Jesse Singal did a great job on the Keffals story but what's-her-Subaru had absolutely nothing right about Pat. He's a hard one to get across, I think that years and years of message board posts is the only medium fat enough to really get his personality across.
 
I think the main issue is that, if you haven't kept up on Patrick for a few years at least, the whole thing just sounds unbelievable. To the point where even journos that are trying to be honest will miss details or outright dismiss some things, just because they're so insane.

I was telling someone at work about Pat, and he was like "Wait, he replies to every single message these people send him? And he won't just change his number? There's no way that's real. He's playing a character; he's doing a bit." Like he refused to believe that Pat is really like this. After all, there's no way a person would deal with this shit for that long and not either A) ignore it or B) change his number. Even by the end of the discussion, he was still skeptical.

That's just how fucking crazy Patrick is: even when presented with all of the facts, your average, normal, level-headed person will look at this story and say, "Nah, you're making that up. There's no way." Pat is truly a figure that beggars belief. And I'm also talking about his literal figure, what with it being so fat and all.
 
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes talked about Pat again, he mentions the Munich honeymoon recreation pictures lol

credit to user fricklefrackle on ona for the clip

also found this on yotuube, much more irrelevant podcast "The Geek Room", reacted to the Inside Edition segment. Not really worth watching but thought I'd post for completeness.
 
No offense, but what the hell?

Both countries I have lived in, it’s not “illegal” to have a barbecue close to a fence, but it’s strongly advised against.
It would certainly stand against you in insurance or liability claims.

I can only imagine it being illegal if it’s a place open to the public, and then it wouldn’t be stipulated other than ensuring it’s up to fire code.
Where I am, violating the fire code is illegal. You can be fined.

Here you can't have an open flame cooking device within 10 feet of a combustible construction. (and controversially enough, also not within 10 feet of a property line; this is a problem as most of the little row houses in my city aren't 20 feet wide)
 
Dan has apparently obtained the report for the Reno bomb threat that Pat tweeted about:

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In other news, Piggy has changed his twitter bio:

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I don't have a pic of the one he changed it from, but he's removed any mention of TOR Books from it.
 
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Good. I don’t know quasi but I want him to get his money back.
Quasi has already been paid with laughter and tens of thousands of posts on multiple forums; Talented musicians, videographers, photoshop fellas, even lowly haiku writers and an ever present oinking pig have produced really fucking funny content during this process, and we're not even close to being done. Hahaha! Holy shit! If money is ever squeezed from Rick to pay Quasi, it's gonna be a tip to an already productive endeavor. I love that it helps keep Norm's memory alive, and laugh every time Fatrick mentions him on the news.
 
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes covered piggy's fake swattings on his show today:

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In a previous show where the case was mentioned Gavin sympathized with piggy and his sow, however now that he knows the full story he proceeded to roast them both for their bullshit swatting lies and went over the police report covering piggy threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn child:

 
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I've been listening to it during my commute and now I'm a lot less excited about the documentary.

Porsalin is a funny guy, but he got a LOT of details wrong. Mostly small stuff when considered by themselves, but very important in the sense that they can be shine a light on the many cracks in Pat's "Good Guy Chosen at Random" persona.

For instance, he said " [the Rascals] got his number multiple times. I think he's had to cancel his number and change it many times. I don't know how they do it".

Pat has never changed his number. Never. Not even once. And he outright says he will NEVER do it because that'd would be letting the idiots win. And after all, as he used to put as his twitter profile: he'd "rather be right than happy."

I know it sounds like a stupid small detail, but it is one of the MANY unconceivable things Pat does that give normal people pause, and will make an otherwise 100% sympathetic audience go "huh... weird. Ok, maybe there's more to this story then this poor innocent victim is telling us. Let's dig deeper". It sounds small but remember that Pat's whole schtick (in fact, his entire world) depends on the fact that no one should ever be allowed to question even a single fact in Mama Raven's Special Boy's narrative.

That is exactly what all those reporters and all of those Pat-defending-zombies on twitter failed to do:

"Do the minimum of your jobs!! GO! AND NEVER RETURN!"
It's our duty to correcT the record in the comments when the video releases
 
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