Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Why'd she post a photo with piss-stained pants?

That's a shadow.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Why'd she post a photo with piss-stained pants?

Don't complain. It's that or no pants at all.

That's a shadow.

Spoilsport.

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Tax:

https://archive.md/rvbhb

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF, who thinks she passes, uses the mens locker room to shower all while being completely pre-op.

link | archive

Spoiler: Text

First time using the mens locker room

It did not go well

I was at the Myvatn natural springs and they dont have any gender neutral or all gender locker rooms. At first i changed in the disabled restroom (at the blue lagoon that was where they had me change), and then put my clothes in the mens.

It was fine until i was in one of the private (curtained) shower with just my shorts on. The curtain has a slit that you can see through unless both are closed and so some guy came and like opened it quickly and then closed it. He was talking to someone and like exclaimed "it's a girl" or something with him saying girl.

Tbh I thought I had passed pretty well, and maybe I do with a shirt on, but my chest is decently sized but very saggy. And I thought I was safe because I was facing away from the curtain.

I was pretty worried about coming here in the first place because even though iceland is supposed to be a very progressive and friendly place, it seems like the general consensus is people should be in their birth sex locker room/ wash closet. It was fine until now. Sorry for the long winded vent, I just dont want to put a damper on the mood by telling my family.

Conveniently, she has a picture of herself on her profile.

Spoiler: pooner

 

[Dylan]

Cancer

Don't complain. It's that or no pants at all.


Spoilsport.

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Tax:

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https://archive.md/rvbhb

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Greek troon getting her free validation by using up the time of a doctor that specialises in female issues.

Link to tweet

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Doctor might hint at why she chose her specialty with bombs like this


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Kiwi Medics report in please.


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Sublime.

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Moob sando anyone?

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Casually suggesting attempting to disrupt the livelihood of someone who has spent years serving in a public health system, class.

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VALUABLE ASSET TO CIS WOMEN, WHO I GOT BE VALIDATED BY AND WASTED HER TIME FONDLING MY MOOBS COS I'M A LADY.

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The shameless dripping misogyny of this situation.

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Spoiler: danger haaaaaaaaaair

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What is going on here? Mammogram? Ultrasound?

First, an ultrasound is not a mammogram. A mammogram is an xray (2d or 3d). Ultrasound is a second-line diagnostic for unclear mammograms, or for people with cancer or who are pregnant.

"Breast ultrasound is an imaging test that uses sound waves to look at the inside of your breasts. It can help your healthcare provider find breast problems. It also lets your healthcare provider see how well blood is flowing to areas in your breasts. This test is often used when a change has been seen on a mammogram or when a change is felt, but does not show up on a mammogram." (emphasis added)

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/breast-ultrasound

Second, why?

Even mammograms are not indicated for transgender women until age 50 and after 5 years on HRT:

"Given the equivocal value of screening before age 50 and the likely lower incidence in transgender women, it is recommended that screening mammography in transgender women not begin before age 50."

And,"[...] it is recommended that screening not commence in transgender women until after a minimum of 5 years of feminizing hormone use, regardless of age. [...] [even] transgender women over age 50 do not meet screening criteria until they have at least 5-10 years of feminizing hormone use."

Moreover, "A retrospective study of 2,307 Dutch transgender women treated at a single center found an estimated incidence of 4.1/100,000 person-years, in comparison to the incidence of 155/100,000 person-years in the general Dutch non-transgender female population."

Each of the three quotes above is from UC San Francisco's transgender center, aka the University of California Center of Excellence for Transgender Health.

Women don't get an ultrasound (paid for) unless an actual mammogram has indicated a potential concern. Trans women are just jumping the line? Tf?

Was this person there because of a concerning lump? Or just because the artficially-induced breast looked weird because it is not standard breast tissue?

Trans women often have dense tissue: "a Dutch study of 50 transgender women found that 60% had "dense" or "very dense" breasts on mammography." (Also from the UCSF link)

My modest proposal: if you don't know what a mammogram is vis-a-vis an ultrasound, you don't get one.

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Why'd she post a photo with piss-stained pants?

I believe that's a shadow, dood.

[ninjaed, but I'm keeping it]

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

air loss affects men more because it makes them feel old more than the vanity aspect. Its not quite the same as women, for women hair loss is very unexpected, for men it just mean you are middle aged and have to cope,

I am middle aged, I expected to be middle aged at some point and it doesn't bother me. It certainly doesn't make me dumb things like wearing a dress or buying a big red car and leaving family for a barely legal new girlfriend.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

don't forget UK has made wolves virtually extinct in their entire region by brutally hunting them.

That's an odd use of the present tense for something that happened in the 1600s. The last species deliberately eradicated like that was the coypu, in the 1980s, and the little bastards deserved it.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

unlucky


my personal fav from the replies

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Not quite - COBRA premiums are for Americans who lose health insurance from their employer but want to keep using the same healthcare people. From my understanding they can be very expensive.

They are. Most employees only pay a small amount of their health premium via payroll deduction while the employer pays the remainder. With COBRA, however, the former employee pays 100% of the premium plus a 2% administrative surcharge. Even with COBRA being limited to 18 months in most cases, the higher premiums add up fast and can put a strain on a budget constrained by unemployment benefits or a severance package.
(Edited for spelling)

 

[Fungible penis]

Random flashcards of gender-brained trash.


Never change, little pooners.



Imagine if you had to defy a gender stereotype! Sounds kinda gay.



I can ONLY see this situation ending well, and am thrilled to hear back from this fucktard after he meets up with an unsuspecting dude.

Hopefully I'll hear from him during the daytime.




Offered up to the void with literally 0 interactions.





Aloysius Snuffleupagus didn't die in the water wars to have you disrespect him by teaching a child that adults need to be lied to.




Good girls.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

TiF, who thinks she passes, uses the mens locker room to shower all while being completely pre-op.
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link | archive

Spoiler: Text

First time using the mens locker room

It did not go well

I was at the Myvatn natural springs and they dont have any gender neutral or all gender locker rooms. At first i changed in the disabled restroom (at the blue lagoon that was where they had me change), and then put my clothes in the mens.

It was fine until i was in one of the private (curtained) shower with just my shorts on. The curtain has a slit that you can see through unless both are closed and so some guy came and like opened it quickly and then closed it. He was talking to someone and like exclaimed "it's a girl" or something with him saying girl.

Tbh I thought I had passed pretty well, and maybe I do with a shirt on, but my chest is decently sized but very saggy. And I thought I was safe because I was facing away from the curtain.

I was pretty worried about coming here in the first place because even though iceland is supposed to be a very progressive and friendly place, it seems like the general consensus is people should be in their birth sex locker room/ wash closet. It was fine until now. Sorry for the long winded vent, I just dont want to put a damper on the mood by telling my family.

Conveniently, she has a picture of herself on her profile.

Spoiler: pooner

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to me this is another example of pooners just being funny. if you see a pr-op MtF showering in the women's locker you know he is a sex pest who is legit a threat to the women there. you see a pooner showering in the men's locker and it is just funny. nobody is threatened except maybe the pooner herself if she happens to find herself alone in the men's room with a sex pest. otherwise you just cant help but laugh. dont worry little pooner dood, someday you'll make it and nobody will laugh at you in the shower.

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Imagine if you had to defy a gender stereotype! Sounds kinda gay.

there is nothing inherently feminine about dancing to pop music. i hate how every tranny has such messed up ideas of what is and isnt masculine/feminine. i feel that if media and the internet didnt do such a terrible job of mudding up the waters on what is masculinity then we probably wouldnt have so many gender confused autist.

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I can ONLY see this situation ending well, and am thrilled to hear back from this fucktard after he meets up with an unsuspecting dude.

dont worry, even without saying so we all know you are trans. ive seen enough trans dating profiles to know you guys stick out like a sore thumb.

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Offered up to the void with literally 0 interactions.

nah, im sure you get no dates because you are just unlikable. being trans doesnt change that, if anything it makes it worse. try having a personality outside of being trans (impossible)

 

[Positron]

Kiwi Medics report in please.

Handsmaiden lets troon get his paws on her mammo.

Second, why?

Even mammograms are not indicated for transgender women until age 50 and after 5 years on HRT:

If the troon really had a mammo, the only reason why is of course: It's A Fetish.

 

[Runch]

Tweet [A]
Attention! Attention! Read all about it. DemSoc she/her Gamer tells you not to use troon, it’s to goofy, just call him a tranny.

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don’t worry troonshine is still a-okay

What a coincidence. This has been formulating in my noggin a bit but didn't get a chance to post about it earlier, and here's an example of exactly what I was about to say.

Well-meaning, infantilizing, or arguably passive aggressive "microaggressions" cut the troon more deeply than outright hostility.

Increasingly they just laugh off "tranny" or 41% jokes because it's expected and mundane. However nothing rivals the irritation of someone pandering to you or "helping" you in a way you don't want. Because when you complain about it, it makes you look insane and ungrateful.

Just look at this thread. None of it is "my boss called me a tranny faggot " It's always "my mother-in-law offered me her old clothes," or "a girl complimented me in a way that let me know she clocked me."

I think it's because insults from the other tribe don't hurt since you hate them anyway, but the ones pretending to be nice are supposed to be on your team, and they're quietly letting you know they have absolutely no respect for you either.

It also helps that practically any interaction with regard to gender can be spun into transphobic harassment. This thread has so many examples of 100% positive conversations (for the troon) that will still have them questioning their sanity and identity. e.g. a supportive mom saying "oh wonderful, I always wanted a daughter" and showering them with girly stuff leads to discomfort because they didn't get to suffer like all their peers, and rumination on whether they were subtly groomed into this all along.

Calling them a disgusting tranny to their face doesn't even phase them, to the contrary it's a wonderful opportunity. They get to tell that story to their discord server for headpats.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Well-meaning, infantilizing, or arguably passive aggressive "microaggressions" cut the troon more deeply than outright hostility.

It's your duty to be overly polite to a troon, to the point they cannot refuse your kindness.

Deliver them your biggest polite smile that reeks of sympathy. They hate nothing more than pity. Because that's all they are. Pitiable troglodytes and broken people.
Don't worry, little pooner or troon. I'm sure you'll pass some day. I'll cheer you on and be nice to you, to the point where you can do nothing but accept my kindness and empathy lest you be shown for what you truly are.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

unlucky
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my personal fav from the replies
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Random flashcards of gender-brained trash.

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Never change, little pooners.


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Imagine if you had to defy a gender stereotype! Sounds kinda gay.


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I can ONLY see this situation ending well, and am thrilled to hear back from this fucktard after he meets up with an unsuspecting dude.

Hopefully I'll hear from him during the daytime.



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Offered up to the void with literally 0 interactions.



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Aloysius Snuffleupagus didn't die in the water wars to have you disrespect him by teaching a child that adults need to be lied to.



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Good girls.

Theyll still never learn how shit the dating market is and how the commies and their kind have shit it up. Theyll just endlessly complain cause they either get nobody or only get chasers who want that tranny cock. Reminds me of the lesbians I know who have given up cause other women are crap. I will say the troonsbian "honest and true women" dating profiles and whining is funnier than this shit.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The troon is question?

Lol

Ronnie Corbet! No!

I like how he can't even be fucked to get his socks straight.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Dude think he passes lol

That's the funniest part, the little self congratulatory pats on the back like:

discussing my name change being brought up in front of multiple people during a group discussion, some of whom had never interacted with me and were not aware that I was transgender

It's also four hours of a tranny bitching about petty battles with HR over shit that doesn't matter in the slightest, and should be played in full at Senior Management level whenever one of them suggests hiring more troons to tick a box; no coffee, no bathroom breaks, just sit and fully appreciate your idle folly, Susan.

 

[The Ugly One]

hair loss affects men more because it makes them feel old more than the vanity aspect.

IDK, I just spend less and less on shampoo every year.

 

[Flanker]

https://octodon.social/@triz/110705300706686488 (archive)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Who knew Zenimax was so cool

they tell him to use his old account so they can get back to work and he can't stop being a tranny lmao.
ill say it for all of bethesda, what a fucking self centered cock sucking faggot.
rather than call it quits and see this is going downhill, he stands his ground and tries to prevent the inevitable avalanche behind him.

he further fumes as his own avalanche mows him flat from behind.
he goes to HR as a last resort to still try and get anyone in trouble before he leaves,
they tell him he's already outed himself so how could someone else do it against him? LOl

he contacts a second higher branch of HR, and they tell him he's a liability and to go fuck himself.
they remind his faggot ass that he owes money and they wont get a lawsuit from him if he quits and pays his debt back.

nigga how do you not feel like you should just shut up and start working to make this nightmare end lol.

Wow. A whiny four hour presentation about not being able to control your tranny makeover the way you wanted to at work. That's gotta be an L posting record.

Not quite - COBRA premiums are for Americans who lose health insurance from their employer but want to keep using the same healthcare people. From my understanding they can be very expensive.

HR said "You failed your performance review. If you agree to quit and sign a settlement agreement that you won't sue us for discrimination, we'll pay for your transgender surgeries!" (employers hate lawsuits as it's usually more complicated and expensive to successfully defend yourself than to just pay someone to fuck off).

Despite a bit of back-and-forth, the troon took the deal and that's why he's making a four hour video on YouTube instead of taking them to court.

They are. Most employees only pay a small amount of their health premium via payroll deduction while the employer pays the remainder. With COBRA, however, the former employee pays 100% of the premium plus a 2% administrative surcharge. Even with COBRA being limited to 18 months in most cases, the higher premiums add up fast and can put a strain on a budget constrained by unemployment benefits or a severance package.
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That's the funniest part, the little self congratulatory pats on the back like:



It's also four hours of a tranny bitching about petty battles with HR over shit that doesn't matter in the slightest, and should be played in full at Senior Management level whenever one of them suggests hiring more troons to tick a box; no coffee, no bathroom breaks, just sit and fully appreciate your idle folly, Susan.

He is taking them to court, he sued in May, a year after leaving, if anyone has PACER his complaint is available but I don't: https://dockets.justia.com/docket/maryland/mddce/1:2023cv01270/536729

Deadname is Raymond Baldi, btw. He was named after his father and grandfather. I've confirmed this on Linkedin where he has a current troon account and his old deadname account that list the same jobs.

Both the YouTube and Reddit accounts for this were newly created in the last couple weeks, I haven't found any other usernames but I admittingly only looked for a couple minutes.