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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

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Maybe a retarded take but I don't think there's anything Ralph has on Meigh that could ruin her (any more than she's already done to herself) unless it's illegal enough to land her in prison in which case he'd probably be culpable as well. Ralph has nudes? Who cares, everyone's seen Meigh's cryptid body in a swimsuit and knows it's disgusting. Ralph has another sex tape? Again, who gives a shit. Unlike Faith, everyone already has a low opinion of Meigh. It's not even to say that people didn't think Faith was retarded or gross but nowhere near how nasty people think Meigh is. Even the release of the gunt tape added nothing besides the revenge pornography charge and the revelations that Ralph huffs shit and has a microdick.
He won't release shit because it hurts him more than it hurts the horse.
 
He won't release shit because it hurts him more than it hurts the horse.
You're forgetting though the un-holy archive known as :gunt: the gunt tape wasn't released to ruin Faith or make her look bad. It was to prove to kiwifarms he was having sex with someone's "girlfriend".

Once Meigh starts dating someone and Ralph finds out, he will absolutely release whatever he has on her. He's already jealous of Harry Morris and that nigga is her dad.
 
Another sex tape would be funny (also horrific). He’s been coping this entire time how his Memphis micro wasn’t even that hard and he sat down and discussed the logistics of how to eat poop with Meigh. Imagine Meigh’s cryptid body gyrating on Ralph’s even limper dick and more grotesque body in the Mexican crack shack of squalor and despair, the first inside view of the place we’ve gotten other than the sound of “water” bottles clinking with every movement of Ralph.
 
Imagine Meigh’s cryptid body gyrating on Ralph’s even limper dick and more grotesque body in the Mexican crack shack of squalor and despair, the first inside view of the place we’ve gotten other than the sound of “water” bottles clinking with every movement of Ralph.
It could be worse. It could be the video of when they had a threesome with a negress hooker while Meigh was pregnant.
 
Maybe a retarded take but I don't think there's anything Ralph has on Meigh that could ruin her (any more than she's already done to herself) unless it's illegal enough to land her in prison in which case he'd probably be culpable as well. Ralph has nudes? Who cares, everyone's seen Meigh's cryptid body in a swimsuit and knows it's disgusting. Ralph has another sex tape? Again, who gives a shit. Unlike Faith, everyone already has a low opinion of Meigh. It's not even to say that people didn't think Faith was retarded or gross but nowhere near how nasty people think Meigh is. Even the release of the gunt tape added nothing besides the revenge pornography charge and the revelations that Ralph huffs shit and has a microdick.
He won't release shit because it hurts him more than it hurts the horse.
It's meant to soothe the Gunts ego by exclaiming the fact he had lots of sex with an extreme victim of butterface disease, not for any rational purpose. I say 20% chance her horse titties get posted online
 
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He deleted the tweet aimed at May. So at least he's alive and maybe, possibly, thinking more clearly.
Must be. He’s back to suicidebaiting and saying the alogs turned her against me. He was just a little sleepy dude. You tell them Andrew Tate!

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What specifically does he even miss about his wife and daughter? He seemed to hate having them around and now he can't live without them. I'm convinced he's more in love with the thought of having a wife and child as trophies than actually caring about a wife and child as people.

Does he really miss May's cooking? She didn't clean.

"Close that door, fuck" as the baby cries in another room. She cried every time he held her.

Just sad to think about there is a child involved with these two retards.
 
Must be. He’s back to suicidebaiting and saying the alogs turned her against me. He was just a little sleepy dude. You tell them Andrew Tate!

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I think the reason the recent pillstreams are over the top is because his benzo tolerance dropped so his light dose two months is now a brain raping amount, he isn't even aware he is in a xanny fog imo.


Edit:I also suspect Meigh got him detox drugs that he never used until she left
 
What specifically does he even miss about his wife and daughter? He seemed to hate having them around and now he can't live without them. I'm convinced he's more in love with the thought of having a wife and child as trophies than actually caring about a wife and child as people.

Does he really miss May's cooking? She didn't clean.

"Close that door, fuck" as the baby cries in another room. She cried every time he held her.

Just sad to think about there is a child involved with these two retards.
Meigh gone means Ralph has to take care of himself, but I think he’s just putting on a front so the paypigs keep donating. He’s in an abusive relationship and it’s no longer with Meigh, it’s his paypigs and they’re too stupid to realize they’re getting taken for a ride
 
I think the reason the recent pillstreams are over the top is because his benzo tolerance dropped so his light dose two months is now a brain raping amount, he isn't even aware he is in a xanny fog imo.


Edit:I also suspect Meigh got him detox drugs that he never used until she left

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Don't worry guys its just Ambien and a bit of exhaustion, still totally sober.
 
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