THATSNOTTRUE
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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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To be fair to Harry Ralph neither are you. In fact, given how little of a shit he gave about Rozy while she was in his custody I think it would be better to refer to Ralph as "sperm donor" than father. Any man can father a kid. It takes a real man to be a dad and raise their kid which Ralph is incapable of doing.
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Rage Pig
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Ethan Oliver Ralph, bonvivant et connaisseur en matière d'art.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1678857695791656962?t=05pegZZ73kArlZqwYyH9MQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1678857695791656962?t=05pegZZ73kArlZqwYyH9MQ&s=19
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Damn this fat retard bitch huffs and puffs a lot for a man who can't physically breathe
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I don't know guys, I'm genuinely surprised at how well Ethan's sobriety is going. I gotta admit, even though we've been through this arc several times in the past, I expected him to crack. I can't believe he's still sober. Maybe he does actually care about putting his family back together.
In real life however, it's actually hilarious how Ralph is acting like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend. Imagine being that fucking retarded.
In real life however, it's actually hilarious how Ralph is acting like Harry is pantsu's new boyfriend. Imagine being that fucking retarded.
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How the fuck is it only now that his orbiters and followers start to realize that something is wrong with him? They really deserve the hollerin' that's coming their way.
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Ethan Ralph gargles wangs every single day.
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Man, I'm so fucking tempted to mail Ralph a copy of Might is Right (Regnar Redbeard), but since his brain is 90% alcohol, I could give him choice quotes out of context and have him use them to fight his ayy-lawging baby mamas and baby mamas daddies.
I wonder if, once I start giving quotes from the cannibalism chapter, he will start demanding the flesh of his enemies on twitter.
I just see it, some well meaning dude telling him that eating the flesh of his enemies is bad and Ralph replying with "FUCK YOU BITCH, I EAT WHOMEVER I WANT. UNDERSTAND. CALL ME WHEN RAMMSTEIN MAKES A SONG(Mein Teil) ABOUT YOU EATING TRANNY DINGUS".
I won't do it, since cow tipping ain't my jam, but it sure is fun musing over the ways in which you can goad him into acting like an even bigger retard.
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Bold of you to assume Ethan reads books
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You ever looked at purdy pitchers BITCH?!?!?
Garth
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He will. It's just a matter of time, a five bar day, and a few more perceived slights.
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I wonder if Ralph ever made a sex tape with Pantsu and if we will be seeing it in the next week or two?
If Pantsu is going to keep Big Leaguing Ralph, could Ralph really be blamed for leaking it?
If Pantsu is going to keep Big Leaguing Ralph, could Ralph really be blamed for leaking it?
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He probably has. I imagine once he finds out Amanda is fucking someone else for real, not some email troll, he will go full mask off. Once he starts calling her a pedo on twitter, the sex tape will drop on /cow/ later that day. Which will be glorious, because it will no doubt cause Meigh to create a new twitter account to start dropping receipts.
Bepis
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I'm hoping she passes receipts to Harry. He already infuriates Ralph and I want to see a repeat of him getting so angry talking about Randbot that he was miming strangling and such.
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Isn’t Ralph supposed to fly to Florida today? No way he makes any AM flight today after his condition last night. Expect a drunken fundraiser to get him to Florida to lick catboy boots.
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This is all funny from a man who claims to venerate Marcus Aurelius when in reality Ralph is more like his son Commodus. Right down to being a self-indulgent, vengeful, dim-witted oaf.
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When Meigh left the first time, he claimed that he had "real tapes." Of course we all know that Ralph is a little bitch who will never follow through on that threat because he's afraid of going to jail for something that is basically a copyright dispute, now that I think about it.
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Say what you want about Fay, compared to Meigh, she has a Mensa level IQ because she was smart enough to make sure that no pictures of her demon baby get on the Internet.
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Ralph did actually leak a couple of pictures of Xander early on, but none have been leaked since because Faith made him sign a legal agreement. Faith also left Ralph after a couple of weeks, not 2.5 years like Meigh and never went back unlike Meigh did several times. Faith never got married to Ralph. Faith also didn't agree to any threesomes with prostitutes unlike Meigh. She is in a new relationship with a guy who is actually a father figure to her son and got a restraining order against Ralph. Faith did everything better than Meigh except fucking off the internet.
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Glad to see Ralph has truly embraced the AF tradcath* lifestyle!