🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Which both naturally darken and enlarge in pregnant women so the newborn can find the nipple easier.

Not like that.

 

[Um...]

“Ah cain’t sleep wifout mah wife and baybeh”
God he’s such a fat weepy crybaby. Truly revolting.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He's talking about how other people would kill themselves if they were him

Literally all Ralph had to do was not have two kids out of spite and he could be banging black hookers and snorting coke all day. He ruined his entire life to get back at an internet Admin.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Literally all Ralph had to do was not have two kids out of spite and he could be banging black hookers and snorting coke all day. He ruined his entire life to get back at an internet Admin.

Top a-log Johm Potter was playing 4D chess when he trolled Ralph into chaining himself to a woman and producing two offspring he now has to pay for for the next 18 years, while Johm Potter lives the jetsetting childfree bachelor life that Ralph dreams of.

FREE AS FUCKKKKK!

(DO NOT repost this new previously unseen picture I found of Null onto twitter, Ralph)

 

[Burd Turglar]

Well, if the Ambien use is true, that might explain the talking to invisible people shit. That stuff really fucks with your brain.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Well, if the Ambien use is true, that might explain the talking to invisible people shit. That stuff really fucks with your brain.

A single ambien does not do that, especially not when you've been taking sedatives for months. He admitted he's been taking this before the last Xanny arc ended, so he's been using it regularly. I don't know why he would take sleeping pills when he's doing a 24 hour fund my xanax habit legal problems stream but if that's the lie he wants to go with, sure. I believe he took Ambien but, he also inhaled several Xanax. He's an addict, and a pathological liar.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I used to take Ambien for insomnia and you guys are exactly right it doesn't make people act like that. Even a heavy dose doesn't do that. He clearly mixed it with booze.

To further explain a high dosage of Ambien will make a person basically black out and turn into a walking zombie. Nothing like the hollering hog in that video.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nip slip photo is gone, looks like Ralph realized his oopsie doodle. Wild how even when he's trying to be nice? Not sure what the plan was here. Still managed to revenge expose someone.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nope, the alogs fucked my life up - not me.

thats the trolling game baby. all this tells me is that ralph is so bitchmade we decide whether he has a family or not. ethan ralph is a pussy. ethan ralph is a fat unsightly FAGGOT. and he has to ask daddy kiwi whether he can raise his own seed or not. permission denied nigger.

Muh American Family idealism is just revisionist garbage regardless, but I could at least understand this if Ralph wasn't openly having sex with prostitutes, calling all women sluts, taking drugs, being drunk all the time, being a slovenly fat mess and an abusive piece of shit. If anyone throughout the ages have destroyed "The American Family" it was fat deadbeat POS father's like Ralph.

fun fact the time period theyre talking about the american family included things like giving people permanent brain damage via lobotomies for listening to things that werent as extreme as kanye and the music groypers listen to. if they want to talk american values and jamming ice picks into nicks ears to mentally retard him for life and scrambling his spic "brain" then i say we listen to them.

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Nip slip photo is gone, looks like Ralph realized his oopsie doodle. Wild how even when he's trying to be nice? Not sure what the plan was here. Still managed to revenge expose someone.

the plan was to give kino casino jesse and kinochet free fap material featuring his blacked wife.

 

[Burd Turglar]

A single ambien does not do that, especially not when you've been taking sedatives for months. He admitted he's been taking this before the last Xanny arc ended, so he's been using it regularly. I don't know why he would take sleeping pills when he's doing a 24 hour fund my xanax habit legal problems stream but if that's the lie he wants to go with, sure. I believe he took Ambien but, he also inhaled several Xanax. He's an addict, and a pathological liar.

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong the dude is pounding liquor in a water bottle like a highschool girl and popping xannies like candy but at this point I think he's literally just putting everything in his body that he can. He knows he's at the end of the road and is trying to stomp down on the gas. He knows that if Pantsu's retarded ass even left him he wont get another woman that isn't a literal whore and he has no fucking money lol.

Anyways, yeah, I think he's popping Ambien on top of all his other shit and probably has no idea what time it is half the time cause you know the nigger doesn't leave the house and has quilts on the windows.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

As suspected. the whole 2 week deadline was because the horse had given him some sort of ultimatum (I guess she flat out told him she doesn't believe he is sober and for him that is enough to give up). In truth he just wants to get out in front of it, before Harry says something about it or it leaks some other way.
The whole "I lub mah waif" larp is pathetic, Ralph humiliated her daily in front of his audience, screamed at her, treated her like garbage, constantly talked about how easily replaceable her and the baby were (and even attacked the baby live on air!), but now that he lost he cares.
Disclaimer: The horse deserved every second of it for putting a baby in that situation for so long and many other things she did while with Ralph.

The reason why she "misses" her is probably twofold, he wants a "mom"/maid that he can mistreat however he wants while she takes care of him and brings him ice cream while he is passed out from his bender. At the same time he sees it as a status symbol (even the lowest rungs of society manage to find partners and reproduce why was this an accomplishment for him I will never understand) that he can use against the alogs or in arguments.

The fact that he is doing all of this because he was caught lying about being sober, trying to guilt her with pictures, etc. is so pathetic yet funny. I do wonder if the disgusting nipple picture was on purpose as a form of warning letting her know what is to come but with still possible deniability in case it makes her reconsider.

The cherry on top is the Ambien excuse, it's the same shitty excuse he's been using for the last week or so ("I'm not high, I'm tired!"), I know it's just for the paypigs since they believe everything he says but damn is it incredible how gullible these people are. What is even the excuse supposed to be? That he took a pill before the 12 hour stream? If not, then why would the effects get stronger as the stream went on? Ridiculous.
I can imagine that he might be adding Ambien to the mix because he had to cut down on the xanax to appear sober while on stream, but the whole "I can't sleep without mah waif" is great. I'm sure that will convince her.

Even the completely transparent suicide baiting is great, I wonder how long it will be effective, he's been doing it for a while now and less and less people will take it seriously each time, how far will it go? Can't wait to see, Ralph is finally providing some good entertainment, hope it continues like this.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Mixing booze with Ambien is one of the most destructive drug combos I can think of. Ambien already puts you into a semi blacked out hypnotic state combine that with booze and you're memory is just gone. Erased. You could say or do anything and not remember. You can drive your car into a tree and wake up the next day not knowing where you are.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Mixing booze with Ambien is one of the most destructive drug combos I can think of. Ambien already puts you into a semi blacked out hypnotic state combine that with booze and you're memory is just gone. Erased. You could say or do anything and not remember. You can drive your car into a tree and wake up the next day not knowing where you are.

Doesn't overuse of xanax also fuck with your memory?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Doesn't overuse of xanax also fuck with your memory?

Heavily. I've read posts on drug forums where people have had entire months of their lives gone from their memory because they were abusing benzos. There are a bunch of studies about it too.

https://academic.oup.com/acn/article/33/7/901/4734935

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15762814/

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1357612/

 

[genericwhitemale]

Fuck that baby is ugly.

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Truly a gross looking demon spawn. The baby is also weird looking.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's not my fault my wife left me. It's got nothing to do with the fact I went on a months long bender and spent all the money on frivolous nonsense. The alogs did it. It's not that I am clearly in an altered state of mind now, and it's not that I have said I'm going on a bender if she doesn't come back to Mexico. Nor is it my fault she doesn't trust me to not take substances because she's seen my behaviour play out in person over two years. Nope, the alogs fucked my life up - not me.
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Ralph is truly incapable of learning, maybe he gives lip service, maybe he does learn before promptly forgetting later on - who fucking knows, regardless this niggas brain don't work.

Never change Ralph.

As an addendum, these people are fucking brain-dead. I don't even know where to start on this:
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Muh American Family idealism is just revisionist garbage regardless, but I could at least understand this if Ralph wasn't openly having sex with prostitutes, calling all women sluts, taking drugs, being drunk all the time, being a slovenly fat mess and an abusive piece of shit. If anyone throughout the ages have destroyed "The American Family" it was fat deadbeat POS father's like Ralph.

The most ironic thing is that “traditional family” save the artificial “nuclear family” BS always, since the dawn of time, meant multi-generation households. Grandparents, and aunts and uncles, all hands on deck to help with the little ones.

Disrespecting grandparents is the ultimate anti-family values. It’s only extra amazing because Harry Morris might have been the only man, outside a HUD project or trailer park, that wouldn’t immediate disown a daughter for having any association with Gunt.

 

[Johnny Salami]

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He's either so short his weight is relatively small, or the scale has been in Kilograms

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I used to take Ambien for insomnia and you guys are exactly right it doesn't make people act like that. Even a heavy dose doesn't do that. He clearly mixed it with booze.

To further explain a high dosage of Ambien will make a person basically black out and turn into a walking zombie. Nothing like the hollering hog in that video.

Regrettable PL: I once lived with someone surviving on (some) Ambien and (huge quantities of) liquor, and they behaved exactly like Ralph. Less fat, and less nasty, but the alternating incoherent rage fits & nodding out hard - and now that I think about it, eventual hallucinations, random physical injuries, legal trouble, money trouble, delusional combativeness, and suicide-baiting, too - are precisely on-brand, from what I observed.

All that said, that doesn't happen in a vacuum. Steep downward spirals seem mostly to super-amplify people's existing negative traits. Sad people get sadder (not the case here), and hateful people get more hateful (the case here).

So cheers, Ethan!

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

How addicts Ralphamales operate 101:

1. Always honour the form of an agreement over the substance. (if you even do that)

Remember, if you're an alcoholic enjoying a drink or two, and the wife bans you from beer, what she really means is, buy enough vodka to disinfect a hospital and chug that shit all day and she, legally, cannot be mad at you.

So if you promise to cut out Xanax in exchange for contact with your daughter, well technically that doesn't exclude loading up on Ambien and conducting interviews with the ghost of Andrew Tate as you share your emails live on stream. Oh and don't forget your special "water", the kind you buy in glass bottles. Your steadfastness and truth to your word after doing this will clearly demonstrate you're safe around kids.

2. All negative consequences of your addiction sumptuous tastes are caused by other people.

The fact is, Ralph only needed those ambiens because that slatternly bish took his keeds so he can't sleep. That's a Ralphamale fact. He can't sleep at night without them, so obviously he needs about 20 pills before a 24 hour stream where no sleeping (passing out) takes place.

Why, if you think about it, it was probably you (May) who made him take those Xanax in the first place, Ralph could magically go from having 300mg (or however much it was) a day, to none, immediately after May can no longer observe and verify his consumption levels leaves. Isn't that curious?

Addicts Ralphamales are always the victim, especially the victim of the person they want something from. So if you keep refusing Ralph's requests, you're just victimising and hurting him worse than his daddy did, which makes him need drugs more. True addicts Ralphamales cry out in pain as they strike you. And when you're a victim, remember the addict Ralphamale mantra, when you suicide-bait for attention on Twitter, if you delete the tweet afterwards, it basically didn't happen.

3. It's all a big conspiracy.

"Now look, I know you saw me slurring, slumping and passing out. I know I don't have memories of what I did 12 hours ago. But look, I was a little sleepy, alright? You don't believe me? I knew it. Those goddamn alogs got to you."

Fact is, when you're an addict Ralphamale, the world is always against you. Everyone in the world is lying about you and telling lies, those lying goddamn liars. You gotta take an addict Ralphamale at his word, 100%, even if that word is the opposite of what they said five minutes ago. And if you start asking questions or having doubts, it's clear you're the untrustworthy one here and you've been taken in by the big conspiracy against Ralph.

 

[Point 707]

Ralph will not make it to 2025.