Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Jacinthe]

god doesn't care about him. the curse is from the collective dissapointemnt of his ancestors.

He broke the branch, and this is their vengeance.

As his vision darkens and fades, I hope his sense surfaces, even for the briefest of moments, and the ache of regret hits him like a truck.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Just happy Farmers enjoying their day while Dong Gone's Frankenbussy gets infected and he gets what he deserves:

 

[Smellee Cat]

There once was a man named Elliot
Who didn’t realize he’s just a faggot
he chopped of his dong
his life wont be long
but still he suffers with life as a brick faced maggot

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Cyclopean Skull of Liz Dong Gone sounds like a front cover title tale from Weird Tales or some 1920's Pulp magazine, some anthropologist following up rumors of a tribe that both worships and fears a hideous hunchbacked demon discovers a cube of crystal carved into the shape of a skull, that carries a curse that anyone who looks at it gets the urge to cut off their penis and the longer they resist the more their eyes start to decay, and as the victims eyes rot the Skulls lips turn a brighter and brighter purple color.

 

[Meat Target]

The Cyclopean Skull of Liz Dong Gone sounds like a front cover title tale from Weird Tales or some 1920's Pulp magazine, some anthropologist following up rumors of a tribe that both worships and fears a hideous hunchbacked demon discovers a cube of crystal carved into the shape of a skull, that carries a curse that anyone who looks at it gets the urge to cut off their penis and the longer they resist the more their eyes start to decay, and as the victims eyes rot the Skulls lips turn a brighter and brighter purple color.

Sounds right up the alley of the freaks on DeviantArt and AO3.

 

[AltisticRight]

I visited a museum in China the other day where a section dedicated to the emperor's faithful palace servants vividly depicted Elliot's gender reassignment.


Here are the tools used, these crafty Chinamen.

閹割刀（清代）
Castration knife, Qing Dynasty.

Elliot, you will never be a woman.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I visited a museum in China the other day where a section dedicated to the emperor's faithful palace servants vividly depicted Elliot's gender reassignment.
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Here are the tools used, these crafty Chinamen.
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閹割刀（清代）
Castration knife, Qing Dynasty.

Elliot, you will never be a woman.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but IIRRC being castrated during the Qing dynasty opened opportunities for you and your family. By sacrificing future generations, you could raise your family's status (by working in the royal harem, for example.) Although if Dong Gone had done this, he'd be executed for having consent accidents with the concubines.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

He's the field CEO of a fake company that relies on duped investors. he can afford to spend his money like a furry commissioner.

I feel sorry for the duped investors who's being double crossed.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I feel sorry for the duped investors who's being double crossed.

dont be. the type of investors who throw money at companies like no dong's arent to be pitied; take great joy at those types losing their money.

 

[Flamin Park]

To the tune of:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk&feature=share8

You rape 16 men, where do you lie?
Lost your dick, eyes going blind
Got no parents, can't stop the Sneed
Voice dictating letters to your ISP

Well I scream about the kiwis and eat me some dog
Caused a scene at Google and walked out the job
I scream about the kiwis, inject estrodiol c
And I dread the day I can no longer see

You rape 16 men, where do you lie?
Lost your dick, eyes going blind
Got no parents, can't stop the Sneed
Voice dictating letters to your ISP

 

[AltisticRight]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but IIRRC being castrated during the Qing dynasty opened opportunities for you and your family. By sacrificing future generations, you could raise your family's status (by working in the royal harem, for example.) Although if Dong Gone had done this, he'd be executed for having consent accidents with the concubines.

I beg to differ and this is no way in Elliot's defence.
He eunuchised himself and became the palace puppet of the Cathedral, he was hired by Google to boast about their progressiveness, he is likely a millionaire and more financially successful than 99% of us here.

He cut his penis off, he is now recognised. Otherwise, he'd be just another repugnant misogynistic rapist. Hell, cutting his dick off maybe enabled that "consent accident" cope, because most people still think rape must involve genital penetration.

Elliot is a eunuch with riches but he will never be a woman and he will die alone.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

A brickfaced troon, Elliot Jones
Who cut of his cock and his stones
kissed has family goodbye
and made ancestors cry
but still could be clocked from his bones

 

[Pedophobe]

This one's for all the tomgirls.

Liz Fong could have left alone
Those Kiwis but he shut them down
He's never gonna be a real woman /
He'll pretend to be your friend
But doesn't care if you consent
'Bout where that dog hair's going in /
Breaking branches with his jaw
He likes it when you're on all fours
Can't stop now coz he's a creep /
Seems like Kiwi Farms is bulletproof
Turns out Kiwi Farms is bulletproof
That's right Kiwi Farms is bulletproof
It's not over til the whole world knows the truth

 

[Paranoia Machine]

The other day I hopped off my exercise bike to take a piss and everything had gone completely numb. For a brief moment I realized the lack of sensation may be similar to what being a eunuch must feel like. It was terrifying, and while my panic subsided after 20 seconds, I can't imagine what it must be like living every day without genitals.

I'm sure having an axe wound isn't quite the same. What I love about KF though, no one is going to (unironically) try and explain how having an inverted necro tunnel is somehow better. Thank God.

I'm really not a fan of thinking of exercise bikes in any capacity when it comes to Elliot because I'm almost certain that over a course of a 30 minute ride he would sink into the bike and that bike seat would become his new dilator.

 

[AREVAL]

After looking through Elliot's Caltech yearbooks it seemed odd that he wasn't included in any graduating class material. Then I realized he essentially admits he didn't graduate from Caltech on his LinkedIn.

He's also now listed "End Kiwi Farms" under Volunteer Experience.

He states that he went on an indefinite sabbatical (consent accident) in the final year ( 2008 ) of his Bachelor of Science program.

This checks out from various sources as neither the graduating class information in the 2006-09 yearbook nor the One Hundred Fourteenth Annual Commencement ( 2008 ) have him listed. In fact, they even added students who were close to completion and Elliot still didn't make the cut.

Spoiler: Did Elliot Graduate from Caltech?

2008 Commencement - PDF | Archive - PDF

2007 Commencement - PDF | Archive - PDF
2009 Commencement - PDF | Archive - PDF
And yes, I did check 2007 and 2009 just in case.

As for Alumni lists.

The Biology department doesn't seem to keep an Alumni list and I checked Comp/Math Sci and Engineering just to be sure. Elliot isn't on any.

Biology | Archive
Computer + Mathematical Science | Archive
Mechanical and Civil Engineering | Archive

The Caltech Alumni website doesn't have an available list as it's a member only log in system.
Caltech Alumni Website | Archive

Caltech even has Alumni Flickr and Facebook accounts showing meetup events if anyone wants the headache of going through them (which will likely be for nothing).
Caltech Alumni Association Flickr | Archive
Caltech Alumni Association Facebook | Archive

According to this archive 2008 Commencement DVD's were made, however I could not find an online copy.

As I could not find a video of the 114th Commencement, here is an excerpt from Caltech's 129th Commencement Ceremony (2023, 1:09:41) that represents what Elliot will never have the privilege to hear. (You're welcome Elliot)

However, despite Elliot not graduating from Caltech, he was strangely invited (Transfirmative action) to speak as a "recent graduate" and a "woman" four months after the 2008 Grad ceremony was held. He had only been at Google for about nine months.

Caltech Alumnae Host Women in Information Sciences Tea | Archive

Spoiler: What doesn't check out though is his claim that he was there in 2005.

The earliest record I could find of him as a Caltech student was as a "historian" for Blacker Hovse, which lists him there in Jan 2006. | Archive

*Edited for context

It even denotes that he was a Freshman / Frosh, which is strange as in the 2006 yearbook he is listed under Dabney Houve not Blacker. He was listed under Blacker in his Sophomore year according to the 2006-2009 yearbook.

So either "Liz" somehow was in both houses, which was never shown in the yearbooks, or he moved back and forth between houses, not quite sure which he identified with best.

Here are all the yearbooks. I've included photo's of Elliot, photo's that may be Elliot, and other miscellaneous stuff that I either found funny or interesting given the context of this thread.

Enjoy.


Caltech Yearbooks are called "The Big T" (Yes you read that right). Full Collection | Archive

Spoiler: 2005 Caltech Yearbook

Main Link - PDF | Archive - PDF

I could not find any definitive proof that Elliot ever attended Caltech in 2005. However there are some photos that may or may not be him.

You have never seen a couple (regular height) with longer arms.

Diversity is our strength

Shout out to Elliot

Men are Men at Caltech

Elliot is that you?

It's like they knew Elliot was coming.

First Dance with a Woman

Loony Troons / Troon Adjacent / Drag / Gay / Kink / Satanism / General Debauchery

Spoiler: 2006 Caltech Yearbook

Main Link - PDF | Archive - PDF

The Big T

Based or Racist?

Elliot Confirmed!

*Yes, that's a (water) gun

Elliot is that you?

HEXAGONS!

Loony Troons / Troon Adjacent / Drag / Gay / Kink / Satanism / General Debauchery

Spoiler: 2006-2009 Caltech Multi Yearbook

Main Link - PDF | Archive - PDF

Based or Racist?

The reason why the FBI won't investigate Elliot

Elliot Confirmed!

Did not Graduate

Special Message to Elliot.
(Obviously a different Elliot since he didn't graduate, but he can pretend it's meant for him. Pretending seems to be his jam)

Elliot is that you?

HEXAGONS!

Loony Troons / Troon Adjacent / Drag / Gay / Kink / Satanism / General Debauchery

I can only find evidence of him as a Freshman and a Sophomore, in fact his Sophomore class has a photo later as Juniors and he isn't included. So there is a distinct possibility he started Caltech later while also going on sabbatical earlier than he claims on LinkedIn.

The question is, why was he invited back to Caltech to speak as though he was a legitimate graduate? Maybe since they were willing to look passed him being a real woman they felt it wasn't a big deal to do the same regarding his graduation?

 

[GenociderSyo]

If he had completed 3 years of a degree why didn't he just get given an associaties? Unless you get kicked out of a program most will give you an option if you must end early that you can gain an associates with 60 credits. "Special student" ususally means a pre-admit student its a probabtionary thing to make sure someone can deal wtih the program. Also, if he obtained 3 years of credits why did none transfer if it took 4 years to get his degree then he started again yet he had focused in comp science at the first place he said.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I like that even during our constant Deathstar-2 like construction. My connection had been stronger than ever.

Elliot singlehandedly helping the end user experience for KF by exposing our weaknesses and having us bolster them up.

Thanks Elliot, you troglodyte.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Thats some excellent work with the Yearbook.
So we know the Branch was Broken as far back as 2006, what would be golden is if we could get some pre-eunuch pics of this gross brick faced faggot.
That would likely make him seethe so bad it would take years off his eyesight.
We're getting closer, do we know what year he broke his parents heart and Broke the Family Tree?
Also the Caltech connection could be worth looking into.
People get up to weird shit in College, Dong Gone has been a creepy sex weirdo for a long time, I'd put money there's a Consent Accident or two back in College he'd rather keep quiet.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

I feel sorry for the duped investors who's being double crossed.

It'll run out in the next couple years tops given the bank failures those investors are going to start caring ALOT more about where their money is going.

This year alone bankruptcies have skyrocketed. Companies like Honeycomb are on the chopping block.

 

[Brutality]

Liz Fong Jones (Birth Name Elliot William Fong), The field CTO of Honeycomb.io who is a self admitted rapist has once again failed to take down the Kiwi Farms and is currently crying at his computer monitor as his eyes melt inside his head.