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Can we get the return of the womb cancer and get some real tears and hysterical crying? That's the only time I've seen her really cry besides being dumped by Dusty.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I watched the archive with no sound on so I could just watch the body language.
Did that black and white shirt come with tits in it already? We know Amber doesn't have those.
She's just killing time, verbally fidgeting. I can't hear her but I know she's just gibbering.
I think she clipped together some stuff out of order. When she's making food and cuts to having red eyes? She put that part in later.
Notice that she sat down at the table, turned her camera on, then made herself cry?
Normal people would turn a camera OFF at that time, but not BackwardsLynn. Probably made herself think about that time she ordered cookie dough thinking it was cookie dough ice cream. You know she still isn't over that trauma.
Why did she get mad at someone who sent her food but has no problem with people sending her soap and perfume-y things, which is the more obvious joke? Ya stink, Amber!
Did that black and white shirt come with tits in it already? We know Amber doesn't have those.
She's just killing time, verbally fidgeting. I can't hear her but I know she's just gibbering.
I think she clipped together some stuff out of order. When she's making food and cuts to having red eyes? She put that part in later.
Notice that she sat down at the table, turned her camera on, then made herself cry?
Normal people would turn a camera OFF at that time, but not BackwardsLynn. Probably made herself think about that time she ordered cookie dough thinking it was cookie dough ice cream. You know she still isn't over that trauma.
Why did she get mad at someone who sent her food but has no problem with people sending her soap and perfume-y things, which is the more obvious joke? Ya stink, Amber!
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Plot Summary with commentary. "weigh in, weight loss visual representation, still ordering takeout, & a grieving heart | vlog" Hmm... lies, no one cares, no one cares, and more lies. Awesome. Let's get this over with.
TL;DR: Amber goes on about how she's still ordering takeout. She bought junk at the grocery store because she's 'grieving'. Amber lectures us on what human emotions feel like. Amber cooks gyoza in the air fryer for her and Jade, then eats alone. Stands in front of her fridge doing random 'taste tests'. Tries to do stuff, then haz a sadz and stops. Tries to take back what she said in the breakup video and lies that she has friends who will come see her if she asks, but she doesn't want to 'bother' them. Amber accidentally admits that she was only friends with all of her other girlfriends and didn't love them. Amber says more stuff that doesn't sound very mutual breakupy. Someone mailed Amber soap. July 10: 524.6lbs.
New theory: Jade is GONE. Amber is all mopey, and this video feels like when Jade left Amber alone for Thanksgiving. I think she has a bunch of clips with Jade, and she's sprinkling them through her vlogs to make it seem like she's still there. Or maybe she lives elsewhere, but comes in to check on Ambo to make sure she hasn't accidentally jammed a fork in the toaster trying to get the bread out, or gotten one of her chins stuck in a drawer or something.
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"Ugh, still ordering takeout... I don't know what it is". I do, and so does everyone else. Amber also makes sure to get a drink with caffeine to further fuck herself up. Amber says she was procrastinating starting this vlog, but doesn't know why.
Boxes everywhere in the living room (despite not moving for "3-6 months"? - What a dingus). It's going to be a slow process of packing, selling, "goodwilling", and getting rid of stuff. Amber recently got a "storage" (unit - in the apartment complex) to hold her Christmas and Halloween stuff (ignore all of the previous times that she's talked about her storage). I bet that storage unit is STUFFED TO THE CEILING. Yep, Amber confirms that it's full of JUNK (tacky decorations, broken electronics, etc). It's ALL coming back into the apartment so "Amber" can go through it (we all know she'll make Jade do it).
Amber claims that everything hasn't hit her yet. I just made you a new sparkly gif. Wanna see it?
JUMPCUT!! Camera is on the shelf, making it look like Ambo is behind bars. Based on your family history (and your sketchy behaviour), I wouldn't be joking about that...
More weigh in bullshit. 524.6lbs on July 10 - which means NOTHING as she has complained about her 'wonky scale' before (and because she's been fucking with the timeline this entire storyline). Amber wants to lose 56lbs (which ties into her IG question to her audience, asking them to ask her 56 questions, or give her 56 reasons to lose weight or something like that). Fuck off, Ambo.
The artistic Amber created her 'visual representation of weight loss' by dumping rainbow coloured tongue depressors into a glass. Something about numbers on the sticks, and answering questions. I don't care, and we'll never see this again. [SKIP]
More Drew Barrymore Beautiful airfryer talk. Blair Witch style footage as she hurples around and makes processed crap in the airfryer for her and Jade. The reason she bought so much processed food is because she's grieving. Amber can't understand why people thought she'd stop filming to grieve. I'm confused, too. Her fans have been waiting for this ever since the cats were changing the smoke alarm batteries and the toilet was flushing itself - why would they suggest she takes a break *now*? Amber babbles out excuses for her gluttonous behaviour. [SKIP]
FREEZE FRAME!
What am I seeing on her tricep hump? Is that discolouration, or just bad lighting?
More shitting on her audience and exusing bad behaviour. So many non-existent people have reached out to her. Ironic that the person incapable of experiencing full human emotions is the one trying to lecture us on them. [SKIP]
FREEZE FRAME!
This is going to hit her "... like a hurricane.... like a cyclone... like a damn E5 tornado".
Like a monster truck in the nightlife?
JUMPCUT!! Amber burnt the gyoza, because she's fucking retarded. This airfryer works so good!!
--=-- CRYING INTERMISSION --=--
JUMPCUT!! In the exact same spot. Her eyes are a little wet, but otherwise she looks the same. She kinda looks like you do right after a really bad sneeze - of course minus the poop bun, tacky earrings, grease, and at least 400lbs. Actually, just forget I said any of that. Amber eats the burnt gyoza because she's fucking retarded.
Amber waddles over the fridge and starts opening jars to do taste-tests of seemingly random things. Okra, pickled corn, garlic and pepper stuffed olives, etc. This is fucking GROSS - she's just standing in front of her fridge and ripping into this shit like a savage. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Back to the Closet Cleanout. This has a whole new meaning now *dramatic pause and sigh for emphasis*! She feels like she's going to have a breakdown. OMG, Jade, go over there and fucking SLAP THIS BITCH! Amber's not selling her clothes. She is going to sell her standing desk (as she doesn't need to pretend to want to get healthy anymore). She only bought it to copy Jade's standing desk and play office when Jade had to work. Since no Jade, there will be no office in her new place.
....
Just a thought here... sounds like the 'office' was created JUST for Jade. But Amber decided to nuke Becky's man cave and turn it into an office BEFORE the breakup (or at least before she admitted to getting her first message from Jade 10 days after the breakup - unless I'm misremembering). Just something odd is all.
also,
FREEZE FRAME!!
She's not selling things for money to move, you stupid peasants! She's just selling them! Selling is a better idea than donating to those in need. GoodWill is just for stuff that's worthless (as it's cheaper than renting a dumpster). Amber gets bored from the adulting of cleaning up her shit and waddles out of the closet.
JUMPCUT!! Amber's sorry this vlog has been a flop. That excuses *this* one, but what about the other 2000 bullshit vlogs you've posted?
She's just really down today. She's just hates this (totally healthy, mature, and MUTUAL breakup) so much!! More cryeen. She's sitting in the office where they used to slowdance! Memories like that hurt because she's never going to have them again. Yeah, you said that about Becky 2 days before you started talking to Jade. And you said that about Destiny a couple of months before bullying Becky into 'dating' you.
It's nighttime, so Amber's going to lay down and try to get some sleep. WOAH!! She's not sleeping in the day and staying up all night like usual? Her sleep schedule has magically fixed itself to a regular schedule?! This MUST be serious... or she's doing this so that Jade has to suffer by sleeping on the couch instead of in the bed.... if Jade's even there. I've got to admit: it's pretty quiet and the vibe is just like it was when Jade left for Thanksgiving and Ambo was alone.
More sad-sack Amber. She HAS friends that would come over if she asked, it's just that she HATES bothering people. You made Jade cut up your onion so *you* wouldn't get smelly fingers - bothering people doesn't even hit your radar. Also, too late, Ambo: in your breakup video, you admitted you have no friends. No taksies-backsies!! [SKIP]
Amber feels she can open up her deepest darkest secrets to Fleen - yeah, maybe that's what led to her bugging out.
"HOW AM I GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS?" The same way you got through all of the others. AMBER ADMITS TO ONLY FEELING LIKE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF HER OTHER GORLFRIENDS!... surprising no one. She says 'before' the breakup they always felt like friends, but the internet remembers that EVERY ONE of her breakups Amber was BLINDSIDED, meaning she was never actually in love with any of them. It was a caretaking situation type deal.
This one was different: "... it wasn't OVER before it was over". This isn't sounding mutual...
Another therapy session booked. Oh good, because so far it's worked WONDERS for you.
Time for a PO Box opening. FUCK NO!! You stupid souless bitch! 'My heart is SO broken, this relationship was so different than all the others, it wasn't over before it was over - hey, let's see what those plebs who worship me sent!" CUNT!!
JUMPCUT!! All chipper again: earrings, a tarot journal (Amber's surprised, as she's likely already forgotten about her tarot storyline), soap bars from someone named 'Becky' (LOLOL!! Amber didn't get the joke).
FREEZE FRAME!!
Don't eat them, Ambo. Also, you aren't supposed to balance the soap bars on your greasy face; you're supposed to WASH with them. Come back, Jade, and teach Amber how soap is used.
Time to go. Byee!
Boxes everywhere in the living room (despite not moving for "3-6 months"? - What a dingus). It's going to be a slow process of packing, selling, "goodwilling", and getting rid of stuff. Amber recently got a "storage" (unit - in the apartment complex) to hold her Christmas and Halloween stuff (ignore all of the previous times that she's talked about her storage). I bet that storage unit is STUFFED TO THE CEILING. Yep, Amber confirms that it's full of JUNK (tacky decorations, broken electronics, etc). It's ALL coming back into the apartment so "Amber" can go through it (we all know she'll make Jade do it).
Amber claims that everything hasn't hit her yet. I just made you a new sparkly gif. Wanna see it?
JUMPCUT!! Camera is on the shelf, making it look like Ambo is behind bars. Based on your family history (and your sketchy behaviour), I wouldn't be joking about that...
More weigh in bullshit. 524.6lbs on July 10 - which means NOTHING as she has complained about her 'wonky scale' before (and because she's been fucking with the timeline this entire storyline). Amber wants to lose 56lbs (which ties into her IG question to her audience, asking them to ask her 56 questions, or give her 56 reasons to lose weight or something like that). Fuck off, Ambo.
The artistic Amber created her 'visual representation of weight loss' by dumping rainbow coloured tongue depressors into a glass. Something about numbers on the sticks, and answering questions. I don't care, and we'll never see this again. [SKIP]
More Drew Barrymore Beautiful airfryer talk. Blair Witch style footage as she hurples around and makes processed crap in the airfryer for her and Jade. The reason she bought so much processed food is because she's grieving. Amber can't understand why people thought she'd stop filming to grieve. I'm confused, too. Her fans have been waiting for this ever since the cats were changing the smoke alarm batteries and the toilet was flushing itself - why would they suggest she takes a break *now*? Amber babbles out excuses for her gluttonous behaviour. [SKIP]
FREEZE FRAME!
What am I seeing on her tricep hump? Is that discolouration, or just bad lighting?
More shitting on her audience and exusing bad behaviour. So many non-existent people have reached out to her. Ironic that the person incapable of experiencing full human emotions is the one trying to lecture us on them. [SKIP]
FREEZE FRAME!
This is going to hit her "... like a hurricane.... like a cyclone... like a damn E5 tornado".
Like a monster truck in the nightlife?
JUMPCUT!! Amber burnt the gyoza, because she's fucking retarded. This airfryer works so good!!
--=-- CRYING INTERMISSION --=--
JUMPCUT!! In the exact same spot. Her eyes are a little wet, but otherwise she looks the same. She kinda looks like you do right after a really bad sneeze - of course minus the poop bun, tacky earrings, grease, and at least 400lbs. Actually, just forget I said any of that. Amber eats the burnt gyoza because she's fucking retarded.
Amber waddles over the fridge and starts opening jars to do taste-tests of seemingly random things. Okra, pickled corn, garlic and pepper stuffed olives, etc. This is fucking GROSS - she's just standing in front of her fridge and ripping into this shit like a savage. [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Back to the Closet Cleanout. This has a whole new meaning now *dramatic pause and sigh for emphasis*! She feels like she's going to have a breakdown. OMG, Jade, go over there and fucking SLAP THIS BITCH! Amber's not selling her clothes. She is going to sell her standing desk (as she doesn't need to pretend to want to get healthy anymore). She only bought it to copy Jade's standing desk and play office when Jade had to work. Since no Jade, there will be no office in her new place.
....
Just a thought here... sounds like the 'office' was created JUST for Jade. But Amber decided to nuke Becky's man cave and turn it into an office BEFORE the breakup (or at least before she admitted to getting her first message from Jade 10 days after the breakup - unless I'm misremembering). Just something odd is all.
also,
FREEZE FRAME!!
She's not selling things for money to move, you stupid peasants! She's just selling them! Selling is a better idea than donating to those in need. GoodWill is just for stuff that's worthless (as it's cheaper than renting a dumpster). Amber gets bored from the adulting of cleaning up her shit and waddles out of the closet.
JUMPCUT!! Amber's sorry this vlog has been a flop. That excuses *this* one, but what about the other 2000 bullshit vlogs you've posted?
She's just really down today. She's just hates this (totally healthy, mature, and MUTUAL breakup) so much!! More cryeen. She's sitting in the office where they used to slowdance! Memories like that hurt because she's never going to have them again. Yeah, you said that about Becky 2 days before you started talking to Jade. And you said that about Destiny a couple of months before bullying Becky into 'dating' you.
It's nighttime, so Amber's going to lay down and try to get some sleep. WOAH!! She's not sleeping in the day and staying up all night like usual? Her sleep schedule has magically fixed itself to a regular schedule?! This MUST be serious... or she's doing this so that Jade has to suffer by sleeping on the couch instead of in the bed.... if Jade's even there. I've got to admit: it's pretty quiet and the vibe is just like it was when Jade left for Thanksgiving and Ambo was alone.
More sad-sack Amber. She HAS friends that would come over if she asked, it's just that she HATES bothering people. You made Jade cut up your onion so *you* wouldn't get smelly fingers - bothering people doesn't even hit your radar. Also, too late, Ambo: in your breakup video, you admitted you have no friends. No taksies-backsies!! [SKIP]
Amber feels she can open up her deepest darkest secrets to Fleen - yeah, maybe that's what led to her bugging out.
"HOW AM I GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS?" The same way you got through all of the others. AMBER ADMITS TO ONLY FEELING LIKE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF HER OTHER GORLFRIENDS!... surprising no one. She says 'before' the breakup they always felt like friends, but the internet remembers that EVERY ONE of her breakups Amber was BLINDSIDED, meaning she was never actually in love with any of them. It was a caretaking situation type deal.
This one was different: "... it wasn't OVER before it was over". This isn't sounding mutual...
Another therapy session booked. Oh good, because so far it's worked WONDERS for you.
Time for a PO Box opening. FUCK NO!! You stupid souless bitch! 'My heart is SO broken, this relationship was so different than all the others, it wasn't over before it was over - hey, let's see what those plebs who worship me sent!" CUNT!!
JUMPCUT!! All chipper again: earrings, a tarot journal (Amber's surprised, as she's likely already forgotten about her tarot storyline), soap bars from someone named 'Becky' (LOLOL!! Amber didn't get the joke).
FREEZE FRAME!!
Don't eat them, Ambo. Also, you aren't supposed to balance the soap bars on your greasy face; you're supposed to WASH with them. Come back, Jade, and teach Amber how soap is used.
Time to go. Byee!
TL;DR: Amber goes on about how she's still ordering takeout. She bought junk at the grocery store because she's 'grieving'. Amber lectures us on what human emotions feel like. Amber cooks gyoza in the air fryer for her and Jade, then eats alone. Stands in front of her fridge doing random 'taste tests'. Tries to do stuff, then haz a sadz and stops. Tries to take back what she said in the breakup video and lies that she has friends who will come see her if she asks, but she doesn't want to 'bother' them. Amber accidentally admits that she was only friends with all of her other girlfriends and didn't love them. Amber says more stuff that doesn't sound very mutual breakupy. Someone mailed Amber soap. July 10: 524.6lbs.
New theory: Jade is GONE. Amber is all mopey, and this video feels like when Jade left Amber alone for Thanksgiving. I think she has a bunch of clips with Jade, and she's sprinkling them through her vlogs to make it seem like she's still there. Or maybe she lives elsewhere, but comes in to check on Ambo to make sure she hasn't accidentally jammed a fork in the toaster trying to get the bread out, or gotten one of her chins stuck in a drawer or something.
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Ghostie with the Mostie
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Ah yes, because when i'm grieving the first thing I do is order takeout. The absolute leaps in logic she does never fails to amaze me. Never change, Hamber.
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Such a small statement but a lot to unpack.
1: We're not used to seeing her actual chest in a while. She usually films from the collar/shoulders up. So its a bit of a shock to see her chest adding to the other two effects. The few times we do see her chest are usually her standing. When she's sitting now you can see some "titty" stacked up on the gut
2: The fat HAS to go somewhere. Its just stacking up. This is very evident in the "side on" shot as shown by Booleans freeze frame. Look at the "under boob" area. Its not slopping over like fat girl tits. Its all just fat. she still has small boobs that are just fat now
3: The DRESS (it is not a shirt) is doing the same trick as the choker by having a string to tie off the upper midsection giving the appearance of a breast shelf. as seen above. Those are not her boobs.
4: From the opening its like "damn she got some cleavage now". THis is not cleavage..well breast cleavage at least. This is just fat on her chest and collar bone bunching up.
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Jade would just use it to wash grapes or raw chicken or something.
FarmVille
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no one on earth has ever been less sad about a break up. Either it’s fake or she is just not into black women.
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It seems like just yesterday Amberlynn was creasing her chest fat to lure in Jade after the Becky breakup now she's back at it prowling for a new house nigger. Time really does fly, gorls.
Ayygs and Layygs
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Hamplanet is trying so hard to have cleavage for the next caretaker maid gorlfriend, it looks like the Y incision from an autopsy. Love that for her.
She wrote a love note on the board in this video. She can play "oh this was mutual and so healthy" but really it's just codependent fuckery.
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Yeah, I am thinking Jade has gone too, you can usually tell if she is there by her eyes because if Jade is in the room they will flit to her occasionally. Schitzo theory time, Jade is gone, gone and does not tell Amber she is not helping her. I definitely think that Jade is at the point of being done, done and just wanting to escape.
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Where in the world is Feline the Flea Felon fleeing too?
Find out next week on another great episode of "The Greatest Love Story Ever!'
Serious tho I think Wipey has to tread water in regards to ditching Amber.
Yes Amber can't physically come after to her but the big smelly ox has one ace up her fat short sleeve :
She can dox Wipey.
Such an odd thing to hold over someone's head but hey, Wipey knew what she signed up for.
If you guys want to see what speedrunning every addiction looks like, I'd go check out leslieclarksnark.reddit.com . No lore like Amber but she is def a freak show visually. It makes you appreciate Amber to be honest.
Find out next week on another great episode of "The Greatest Love Story Ever!'
Serious tho I think Wipey has to tread water in regards to ditching Amber.
Yes Amber can't physically come after to her but the big smelly ox has one ace up her fat short sleeve :
She can dox Wipey.
Such an odd thing to hold over someone's head but hey, Wipey knew what she signed up for.
If you guys want to see what speedrunning every addiction looks like, I'd go check out leslieclarksnark.reddit.com . No lore like Amber but she is def a freak show visually. It makes you appreciate Amber to be honest.
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No, she didn't - the board was just visible in the middleground of the scene from about 10:00-13:00 (I quickly scanned to confirm). In Bottle's reaction to this vlog, she shows the clip where Amber wrote a message in pink chalk. This was from a previous vlog from just before the breakup (and the chalkboard was empty when she wrote it).
BUT, it looks like since then, (and post breakup) Amber has also added the "I love you So muCh" message, and another one which I can't make out the words (but seems consistent with Amber's writing). The "So muCh" comment is an obvious emotional manipulation tactic. I think it's connected to the 'podcast' Amber did with Jade when Amber was pressing Jade with the whole 'but won't you FEEL BAD looking at the tattoos of my writing?'. It's still codependent fuckery, but she's trying to be a little more careful to keep her mind games behind the scenes.
Amber's face has gotten just about as big as it was during the Becky breakup, she's retconned her weight at that time, but it was somewhere between 560-570. She is OBVIOUSLY larger than she was during Vlogmas (where she was in the 520s), and we've heard nothing but her gaining 'a few lbs' over and over since then with no weight loss. I think when she got on the scale, her weight was 555.6lbs. Or maybe just something in the 550s, and she rested a fat roll on a towel bar to hold some weight so she could say that the scale really read her at 524lbs.
My evidence other than her appearance? Her weight loss goal. She always picks weird numbers with meaning. Either to match a previous goal (89lbs), or to get her "into the 400s" (499lbs). her 60lb & 127lb goals in the past were to get her to 499 (amd I'm sure there were others). [CORRECTION: 127lbs was to get her to 400, and I think she also had a 160lb goal to 400, but she's been talking about 'getting into the 400s' (499) since 2022]. The 56lb current goal would put her at 468.6 lbs, which isn't meaningful - it's not lower than her Ozempic weight, it's not 89lbs lost, and it's more than needed to get her 'into the 400s'.... BUT it's the perfect number to get her to 499.6lbs, or "in the 400s" if she weighed 555.6lbs. Again, not hard evidence, but it matches her dysfunctional thinking patterns.
We can also see the decline in her physicality. She's hurpling and swaying even more when she walks, she's constantly leaning on something whenever she's standing, and she's out of breath from even talking. This ALWAYS happens when she starts getting around the 550 mark.
My evidence other than her appearance? Her weight loss goal. She always picks weird numbers with meaning. Either to match a previous goal (89lbs), or to get her "into the 400s" (499lbs). her 60lb & 127lb goals in the past were to get her to 499 (amd I'm sure there were others). [CORRECTION: 127lbs was to get her to 400, and I think she also had a 160lb goal to 400, but she's been talking about 'getting into the 400s' (499) since 2022]. The 56lb current goal would put her at 468.6 lbs, which isn't meaningful - it's not lower than her Ozempic weight, it's not 89lbs lost, and it's more than needed to get her 'into the 400s'.... BUT it's the perfect number to get her to 499.6lbs, or "in the 400s" if she weighed 555.6lbs. Again, not hard evidence, but it matches her dysfunctional thinking patterns.
We can also see the decline in her physicality. She's hurpling and swaying even more when she walks, she's constantly leaning on something whenever she's standing, and she's out of breath from even talking. This ALWAYS happens when she starts getting around the 550 mark.
You're right. Amber needs to be left alone to wallow in her filth and figure out how to move by herself (as it's what she deserves), but I'm sure Jade's worried about the combination of Amber trashing that apartment (IF she's on the lease - as that might affect Jade's ability to rent a place later), as well as Amber having her dox. The thing is, how long is Jade going to stay at Ambo's side to protect that? Her dox is something that Amber can reveal AT ANY TIME to wreck her - even YEARS from now. Jade will NEVER be completely free in that sense from Amber's wrath. She played nice with Destiny for over 4 years before starting to get a little nasty - and a solid 6 before really trying to drag her. And I mean, look at what she did to CASEY - and that was a good 4+ years after Amber left, plus their relationship was never even on YouTube and people still found her. It just didn't work with Destiny because she's a complete degenerate from balls to bones - well, boobs and bones in her case - and DGAF (and it looks like Jade has been attempting to create an employable persona online). Maybe Jade's next best move would be to cut ALL possible contact ASAP, and change her name so quick surface level searches don't connect her to Amber?
(Though cows NEVER make the best or most logical move - which is why they're so fascinating)
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Naw, she may THREATEN it, but she’d never do it, because then all bets are off and Jade has no reason to hold back on all of Amber’s lies, habits, and tantrums. They are both essentially blackmailing each other into a Mexican stand off.
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Wipey has a lot more to lose her than Amber. I thinking being associated with Amber is a lot worse than whatever "tea" Wipey has.
There is little info Wipey has that isn't news to us.
Amber smells?
Is a lazy cunt?
Lies?
Other than refuting claims Amber made during their time together, Wipey's info is just not that valuable.
I would love to see Wipey spills the beans but I just can't think of anything that would paint Amber in any worse of light then she is in now. Any abuse Wipey received does mean shit to me.
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Agree. Jade will not want be associated with Amber, and Amber would not want Jade to wreck her healthy and quirky persona. At the end of the day, there was no love between them and no love loss either.
Jade is likely moving to New York state. She is from there and all her friends and family live them too. As far as we know, she might already be gone. I do not buy that the have to sort through their stuff. Jade probably came with very little, now mostly in her bedroom and most of it would fit in her vehicle. It would be cheaper to buy new furniture than shipping what she's got. Most of the stuff in the flat are Amber's. I do not buy that Jade is on the lease.
As for Amber, I only see Oklahoma. She needs someone to pick her up and drive her to her new place. She has no friends, cannot drive and take the plane. Perhaps her mother found a nice 1 bedroom flat in OKC for her. This is, of course, if she does not find a new girlfriend meanwhile.
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Anyone who is interested already knows Jades details. She was never in any of Ambers videos and her and Ambers social circles never overlapped.
Even if Amber were to talk shit it would just be the words of a gross and regrettable ex. There’s no proof Jade was anything other than an occasional disembodied voice and floating arm. I mean kiwifarms should know if you don’t actively put yourself on the internet there’s a limited amount of ammunition.
Even if Amber were to talk shit it would just be the words of a gross and regrettable ex. There’s no proof Jade was anything other than an occasional disembodied voice and floating arm. I mean kiwifarms should know if you don’t actively put yourself on the internet there’s a limited amount of ammunition.
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I agree with you, but you forget how Amber lost her shit over Destiny confirming she smells.
Old, boring news to us, but having TWO girlfriends (3 if you count Casey) confirming that would make her blow her narc top.
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I think you missed a comma, he has 1.79 Billion views.