Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Polska krowa]

I think it was a genuine break up and like Becky before she’s gonna say she never felt anything for Jade so that’s why she seemed happy. In her own pea brained mind she has worked out what she will say in a few months.

You're forgetting a crucial element; Jade is black, and Amber will be terrified that people will accuse her of racism if she speaks out against her

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

You're forgetting a crucial element; Jade is black, and Amber will be terrified that people will accuse her of racism if she speaks out against her

Jade's consistent demand for fried chicken, watermelon, and kool aid made Amber binge.

 

[Xenomorph]

What if, just hear me out... Amber is going on 600 lb life.
Jade would never be on TV, Houston is a few days drive, ,she got a Texas t shirt in the mail and is still seeing this "wls therapist".
What if they contacted her (TLC) when she was doing these WLS you tube vids and told her they would offered her a spot.
Jade doesnt like to be on camera so she has to "'break up because she has to chose her first".
Also she is hurting for money now so a move is $$$$ but if TLC is fronting the move it makes tons of sense.
She is being glib on purpose because NDA and eventually will go dark on her channel while filming takes place.
It's summer and these shows premiere in the fall, it lines up to me.
Whatcha think?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Couple of reasons, but the biggest is because she gets to throw stuff away and then rebuy it after she moves. After food, buying crap is her favorite thing.

@Turd Fergusson and @Major Pain,

I don't understand the point of ALR not hiring a moving service, they'll box up everything and take it. Surely she can afford it. But U-Haul lesbians gonna U-Haul Lesbian.

I've never seen the show, but don't you have to have at least one side character? Amber has zero friends or even family that wants to be around her. I honestly think she is trying to hook a new girlfriend/caretaker and if she can't she will move to be near her mom.

What if, just hear me out... Amber is going on 600 lb life.
Jade would never be on TV, Houston is a few days drive, ,she got a Texas t shirt in the mail and is still seeing this "wls therapist".
What if they contacted her (TLC) when she was doing these WLS you tube vids and told her they would offered her a spot.
Jade doesnt like to be on camera so she has to "'break up because she has to chose her first".
Also she is hurting for money now so a move is $$$$ but if TLC is fronting the move it makes tons of sense.
She is being glib on purpose because NDA and eventually will go dark on her channel while filming takes place.
It's summer and these shows premiere in the fall, it lines up to me.
Whatcha think?

 

[Suspicious Activity]

We’re only ever going to her what Amber wants us to hear. That part about “you’re such a good person, Amber” was the most fake, cringe shit I’ve heard in a while. Jade is well aware she’s dealing with a narcissist and wants out.

I’m going to go with an unpopular opinion here and say that there could be a tiny grain of truth in the ‘mutual break up’ story. I’m sure Jade pulled the trigger, but I think that Amber could have come straight back at her with “yeah, well I NEED a partner who will appear on camera”. If she had a quick comeback like this….she can then say half-truthfully “it was mutual”, even if she would never have instigated it.

Because she does need a side character. I think it’s been a fly in the ointment of their relationship for as long as it’s existed. Amber’s been wanting a big “Faline Reveal”. It would have given her a bump in views.

A big hello to all here. I’ve missed you. I haven’t been watching the Gorls becuase Amber’s just dull and Chantal has decided that the things her brilliant content have been missing is a flea-ridden street cat and shisha fart interruptions every few seconds. It’s intolerable without the KF comedy. I appreciate you.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber's chin and neck fat are filling in at record speed, I noticed it most during her Lego Show and Tell segment.
Shortly after that she had her chest fat out, so watch out gorls, DesperateLynn is on the prowl.

 

[Major Pain]

@StyrofoamFridge I mostly went for the easy joke, but after years of watching Amber, I've noticed there are 2 convictions she cannot uphold. A constant weightloss plan and being single. She'll boldly and loudly proclaim her plan to diet\stay single, and this time it's for real and for good, and then next thing you know...
So I doubt she'll stay single for much longer.
But that's just my 2 cents.

 

[peach tea]

Consumerlynn doesn't care and people thinking she will are stupid. She just wants to buy things. It's why she bought 3 packs of pens instead of 1. She has more clothes and purses than a thrift store when she sits in her apartment 99% of the time. Can't get a dopamine hit if she isn't consuming.

I’ve known quite a few women who aren’t really capable of leaving the house, and they were the same way. One example would be a schizophrenic woman that used to live in my neighborhood. She didn’t have any family so we would go check on her from time to time to make sure she was taking her meds etc. She had tons of purses, three closets, full of clothes, shoes, to match every single outfit, always painted her fingernails and toenails, and even had a bunch of makeup in her bathroom that had never been used.

The caveat was that she was also morbidly obese so most of the clothes would’ve never fit her even if she lost 100 pounds. She never brushed her hair, it was full of mats and knots. Her teeth were rotting out, her eyes were black from never sleeping, her fingernails and toenails were green, she didn’t bathe and generally didn’t take care of herself. She was afraid of leaving her house so she wouldn’t go to the dentist or the doctor or the hair salon. She eventually died because she had cancer and wouldn’t go find out what was wrong after she had been coughing up blood for like a year.

My point is, it doesn’t that sound a lot like someone we know? Living in a delusion where you’re a normal and functioning person by purchasing things that make the fantasy feel real? Normal people shop. Normal people have hobbies and run errands… It makes them feel like they’re doing something. It’s their version of getting things done. There are only a select few places that they’re comfortable going to so they use those places and the things they buy while they’re there to fill the void. Hoarders do the same thing. And I’m not talking about amberlynn hoarders, I’m talking about the ones you see on TV. They don’t take care of themselves and the only place they go is the thrift store or wherever it is that they accumulate their junk.

Amber was raised in a white trash family, where the biggest event of the month was probably going to Walmart to load up on a bunch of crap. Her parents didn’t take her out to any kind of meaningful family get togethers. They probably didn’t go on vacations or hiking or anything productive. Going to Walmart and then swinging by McDonald’s on the way home was probably the most exciting thing that happened to her before she was an adult. Once white trash is instilled into somebody, it’s hard to get it out. She was taught this behavior at a really young age and her YouTube channel has made it to where she doesn’t have to learn anything else beyond that.

I’m convinced that her channel tanking is the only real shot she has at making any improvements to her life. But it’s kind of a double edged sword because it’s also going to drastically increase her chances of dying because she doesn’t know how to take care of herself, let alone on a limited income. I just don’t see her choosing to make any meaningful changes as long as she can get away with doing the bare minimum and receive a check for it every month. I know she would be doing the same thing if she was on disability, but $800 a month is not a lot of money. Especially when you’ve been raking in thousands by showing off your Legos and grocery hauls. Even if losing her income didn’t teach her any kind of life lessons, at least it would be a blow to her ego. But she’s managed to go this long, so I guess we’ll have to wait another 10 years to see what happens. People are still retarded and clicking on her videos to this day so you never know.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I am gonna go to my grave saying this but Amber's channel is not as in bad shape as people make it out to be.

Is it at his heyday? Of course not.

But she has generated over 140 millions views for her channel alone

That wife abuser Steven Crowder has 170 million and five more years of yt.

Plus a god damn production team!

Amber's cost of making of video is close to nothing at this point.

It's all one take, stream of consciences nonsense that takes zero effort.

What Amber has got going for her is how much engagement she brings to yt.

Go to social blade look up Amberlynn and you will fine 15 accounts that come up with that tag. Some big names, some no names. None of the non-main gorlworld reactors (Amby Sharp, Tom Harlow, Obese to Beast, etc.) who have used Amber for views are on that list.

Those alone add up to another 150 MILLION views

Amber is the rabbit hole that yt recognizes and thus probably pay her about $6-7 dollars per 1000 views, maybe even more.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

About a year ago, there was a scene of her in her kitchen being a snotty and smug asshole to her viewers (I know, shocking, right?!). They were concerned about her continuing to microwave styrofoam noodle cups because of the chemicals leeching into the food (and to use a kettle instead). Amber dismissed it with "I've been doing it this way all my life, so there is no reason to stop doing it now". Amber was unwilling to even TRY something as easy as pushing a button on an electric kettle instead of using the microwave.

This is her mindset EXACTLY. Amber knows best. And when she doesn't, it's not her fault because 1) No one taught her, or 2) something something trauma. And then she'll refuse to accept the new teachings because she's gone this long without doing it 'someone else's' way. Her channel tanking would make no difference, because she refuses to change her life in even the most insignificant ways (I don't think it's tanking, I'm just saying that even IF it did, it wouldn't matter). You don't need big money to change clothes before you go to bed, or to wash your face with a cheap bar of Dial soap, or to set a sleep schedule for yourself, or to put your trash IN THE TRASH instead of piling it up on the counter/floor. If she couldn't afford Cheesecake Factory any longer, she'd order off the value menu from McDonalds. If she couldn't afford that, she'd have DollarTree crap shipped to her by the case or she'd get by on Walmart's 'Great Value' processed crap. She'd find a way to maintain her svelte 'hourglass' figure and lifestyle, regardless of her income level.

If she can't lure another girlfriend, this will be her new 'single, boss-babe' arc: Twinkie will shit in the spare room like she did when Destiny dumped Amber and left her alone in that townhouse. The cat sand boxes and pet water dishes will go uncleaned (and be replaced with new ones every month). The cats will once again get a giant mixing bowl filled with a month's worth of stale pellets at a time for their meals. With no one around to do wash and make the bed for Amber, the bare mattress with filthy blankets and pillows will return. Her couch will be stained from her unwillingness to wear pants anymore. And she'll call 911 for every headache and hangnail. She'll become *that* patient which every medic DREADS when the address gets announced over the radio (and every er nurse suddenly goes on break for when the patient is wheeled to their desk). Whether you feel bad for her and blame her parents and her mental illness, or feel that she's getting exactly what she deserves for being a piece of shit to others, it really doesn't matter. It WILL happen this way (again). She's completely unwilling to change (she wouldn't be a cow if she could).

 

[Xenomorph]

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Would you ever think this person is 32 years old?

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Would you ever think this person is 32 years old?

Getting weird aunt with 40 cats at 45 vibes, bet she smells like one too.

 

[Goatchoker]

Would you ever think this person is 32 years old?

Nah. 43. Smokes Virginia slims. Yells at everyone at the family bbq (pets included, she brought) while testing the limits of an algae tinted white plastic lawn chair. Eats 4 plates of food while bringing nothing and leaving a mess for the other dogs to gorge on when she waddles to destroy your bathroom.

Smells like that musky cheap perfume as her snail trail marker.

 

[hangry and tired]

Would you ever think this person is 32 years old?

From the looks alone? No, much older because FAT. But don't worry, her behavior is that of a teenager, so that evens it out.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

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[Salvador Dali]

weigh in, weight loss visual representation, still ordering takeout, & a grieving heart | vlog​

Spoiler: July 12, 2023 Archive

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I’ve been lurking for a while because Orange Queen or somebody like that included this url in a community post on YT, but damned if I could remember my goddamned password.

It’s Becky’s fault. Obviously.

Thanks and a tip of the hat to Amber Lynn Reid, who taught me the importance of JOURNALEEEN my deep thoughts with (colored) pen on (cute) paper with my (totally unique) joined-up handwriting.

TLR: Are you a clueless Boomer? You too, can learn the important art of writing shit down JOURNALEEEN! !!!1!

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Can never have too much glittery text....

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Bitch you made me spit on my phone

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Fake, no tear crying one minute to let’s open parcels the next about sums up this chick’s level of narcissism.