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Based off current RALPHAintel I would say that Ralph had a xanny induced conversation with Switzerland
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Thanks Kreskin, nobody else could've predicted that.
Rakovnik
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I think this is him saving face after being told privately the optics of him going wouldn't be good or some shit.
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Wasn't he complaining that his breathalyzer was in his car the other day? How did it manage to get to a shop? Half of the time he misplaces the thing or he's lying. Still, the outcome is the same. Fatass is too broke to go to FL. Thanks for the money, dummies!
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The only people I knew who forgot where their cars were happened to also be benzo addicts. Strange.
JustStopDude
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Um...
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He’s drunk tweeting, obviously. He’s wasted (again.) Totally incoherent.
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Weird that guy that was rumoured to be disinvited from the pride parade sure has a lot of excuses why he cant make it to one of the two airports near his home. Taxis don't drive people just anywhere, come on guys you should know this. They especially don't take people to airports, geez.
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Apparently RPG says he is not meeting with Ralph and is confused why people are saying they are.
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It's a violation of the DVRO for Ralph to retweet these, right?
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I was GOING to go, but then the wildest storm came up, and my grandmother got sick with ass aids, and my dog died and my car kersploded and my herpes flared up
Cringestorian X
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Nevada County is the county in California where Vickers lives.
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So this is a slight aside, but I've been seeing all these twitter posters making pretty good money from engagement on tweets. This gave me a thought, how much money Ralph could make if he didnt have ~25000 people blocked and actually tried to push engagement. He could probably pull in a few grand a quarter just sparing with a logs. This would probably take hours of unblocking to accomplish though, that's a lot of work for such a busy man.
Instead he is happy with his 3% on average follower to engagement ratio.
Instead he is happy with his 3% on average follower to engagement ratio.
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LMAO Ralph got disinvited from AF and is weak and unpopular to turn against lil Nicky. Someone could pay the $661 to fly out from Merida and a satellite would fall on his front door trapping him inside.
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Wheel is shredded and car is unusable. Does that mean he wrecked it again? If it was just a tire that’s quick and easy enough fix. Unless this is his way to avoid admitting he was uninvited from the catboi party
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So it's a newer truck, has a warranty right ? Probably wouldn't just drop it off at any Joe shit the ragman shop, especially in mexico. Now I've never bought a new car cause I'm a Hebrew but do new car warranties extend across borders ? I figure if you're a mechanic at a Mexican Nissan dealer you probably don't know shit about what Nissan sells to Gringos right ?
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His car is fine and parked infront of Casa Avocado. He's just too fucked up to show his face in public. He probably can't even find his way to his own bed without falling down the stairs in his current state.
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Pretty sure these are all just dumb excuses from a fat wetbrain junkie who is too much of a pussy to go to Florida