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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Drunkensailor said:
Calling it now: the car rental service loses his reservation and their last car is rented just as Ethan walks through the door.
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"absent any snafus" is just him telling on himself yet again. "I'm renting a car" end of sentence. It's really not that difficult, I'm curious what he's going to use as the excuse or if he finally got fag fuentes on the phone to suicide bait enough to be allowed to come again.
eta; looks like he is indeed suicide baiting again.
 
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Jim having fun with Ralphs announcement that was just posted
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Ralph doesn't have the guts to kill himself. He's just a pathetic little cuck pig. His wife is getting stretched out by a nigger, and his daughter will call another man "dad", just like his firstborn son.

Suffer pig. Because you're not man enough to end it all. Ralfemale sissy cuck.
 
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The Telegram post has been up for a few hours now, so I guess it's safe to say that Ralph lost access to his accounts and can't recover them at the moment (or is passed out drunk and doesn't know about it yet).

I can't see any scenario where he would post that himself, he would absolutely post suicide baiting for attention, but I think even he knows that the paypigs would resent being lied to this way just so he could see the reactions. Then again, it is Ralph we are talking about, so he is capable of doing something like this out of spite.
Either way, I guess we'll know in a few hours when he finally comes out from his "ambien" nap.
 
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its the most likely theory, that he got hijacked somehow, or atleast hes pretending to be so he doesnt have to catch his plane
with how ralph has been lately and i just mean ON stream, i can DEFINATELY see Ralph clicking something he shouldnt
hes clearly been using his emails, so maybe somebody got creative and sent him something, a lot of streamers have been getting hacked via session hijacking lately
i wouldnt put it above Ralph to post that himself though, hes been getting pretty fucking desperate lately
its gotten to a level where he was talking to the ghost of Andrew Tate, and the strangest thing is that Andrew Tate is still alive
 
The gunt just want attention. He's too much of a coward and a narcissist to take his own life. He's just a weak pathetic bish. Suicide baiting is for teenage girls.
But he gets something right tho, he actually has nothing to come back to in his life. Relations, career, (real) friends, kids, money, health, all is gone and will never come back. Next step is the street and alogs laughing at his demise.
Who would want to live like that?
 
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