Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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How long will Revolution 60 come to Steam?


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It looks like her face is detachable and underneath is all the animatronic circuitry
I was originally going to bring up the alien with the cat from Men in Black, but then I remembered someone who reminds me of Brianna even more.
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The alien cockroach actually passed for a human, though.
 
Brianna's a lot like Chris. She can't see her own flaws or any of the flaws in her creation. Chris thinks Sonichu is perfect. Brianna thinks Rev 60 is perfect. Chris thinks he's a beautiful transwoman that all lesbians should love. Brianna thinks she's a kickass biker girl on a crusade for all womankind. Brianna has a little more self-awareness than Chris, but not a lot.

She sees those pictures and those quotes and just shakes with delight because it's validation of her life. She thinks everyone is totally following her lies and she's got everything under control. She doesn't see the monstrosity of medical science we all do. She sees the self she wants to see.
Is he promoting those pictures too? The fact that Flynt/Wu uses old, and very specific pictures in his twitter/patreon makes me believe he IS aware that most of his pictures aren't very flattering.
 
To be honest, it's not really Brianna's fault she looks like that. You can make the argument that she'd be better off dressing better (I agree), but I can explain a few of her fashion quirks in ways that don't make her seem pants and are perfectly reasonable. I'm doing this solely for the sake of clarity. I've criticized Wu like crazy, so don't think I'm going easy here.

For one, the "stains" on her leggings.
Take a closer look and you'll see that they're not stains, they're mostly dust marks. These happen because she constantly crosses her legs. She wears boots and those attract dust like crazy, especially ones with those kind of soles. Note I said mostly. There's a few there which I haven't been able to identify and Wu isn't exactly known for clean living.

The dandruff is undeniably a side-effect of her hormone shifts worsening an existing problem. This is actually worth discussing but there's really no cure for it and thousands of people have some version of this (though not as bad).

The problems with her hair condition is due to constantly coloring it. Her natural color is most-assuredly not reddish-brown and blood red.

Her hair issues boil down to the fact that she has a forehead reduction. For more info on this, check this article on Lolcow Wiki.
 
Rev60: SNES edition being targeted for a Fall 1993 release, get excited SpaceKats!!

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Rofl almost all those instructions were supported in every processor by the time the snes came out.
"Gee assembly is weeeeeird" -- Brianna Wu

Also everyone's already said it but. Eating a whopper and complaining about tomatoes.
 
The dandruff is undeniably a side-effect of her hormone shifts worsening an existing problem. This is actually worth discussing but there's really no cure for it and thousands of people have some version of this (though not as bad).

People with dandruff problems avoid smooth black fabric tops.

I'm generally down on riding people for their appearance, particularly the bits they can't help. But bets are off when it's an attention whore, somebody who elbows his way to the front of the stage and screams LOOK AT ME, I SPEAK FOR THE WIMMINS while twirling sparklers and farting the 1812 Overture. Really, fuck that ugly bastard in drag.
 
So much this. To hear Wu tell it, she's been working crunch time more or less continually since 2012. We've seen the truth though in the last 3 months or so, she does almost nothing and brags about the tiny bit she does actually get done. That had to be the case, what with the R60 port taking two whole years and still not being released, but watching the saga of the trailers nicely underscores Wu's work ethic.

Also, this tweet in particular definitely needs to be immortalised:

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Haha.

She also loves to make a big deal out of each time she has to travel for "business". Like she's the only person on the planet who's taken an airplane before.

Her entire life is dedicated to giving off the impression that she actually works for a living when it's painfully obvious she's an unemployed tranny trophy wife for her weird husband.
 
I finally kind of caught up again. wow what a fucking ride.

I feel like, after the weeks I have had not paying any attention to this goblin doing me a world of good, and then going ahead and reading so much of the already familiar tried and true wushit crazy stuff pretty much whenever I had the time to, I have undone all the sanity restoration.

Edit: Yup, all for naught.

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Mark your calendars for disappointment, my friends.

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Will it finally happen this time, or will this go on all year?
If I would tweet:
"I have a single mission objective today: Eat lots and lots and lots of beans and fart myself to the moon." the chance of this succeeding would be greater than Wu releasing "Revolution 60: Gender Bender Edition DLC" within the next two weeks.
 
Mark your calendars for disappointment, my friends.

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Will it finally happen this time, or will this go on all year?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'll believe it once I see the forums on the Steam page burning and not a moment before.
 
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