Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

I heard he shot a man in reno just to eat his fries. Because he's fat.

He blew a man in Reno for a large fries.

 

[FinnSven]

Now when he hears that whistle blowin' he hangs his head and cries

Would death by hanging be possible with Fatrick?

He would snap even the stoutest of hempen ropes.

I doubt even a tungsten steel cable could hold him for long enough, and likely snap in two at the shock of his bulk.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Would death by hanging be possible with Fatrick?

He would snap even the stoutest of hempen ropes.

I doubt even a tungsten steel cable could hold him for long enough, and likely snap in two at the shock of his bulk.

If you roll him onto his head, the (enormous) body weight might crush his airways. That'd be like a reverse hanging.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He blew a man in Reno for a large fries.

I heard it was behind 2899 Northtowne Ln. Then he offed them and turned them pepperoni.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Would death by hanging be possible with Fatrick?

He would snap even the stoutest of hempen ropes.

I doubt even a tungsten steel cable could hold him for long enough, and likely snap in two at the shock of his bulk.

His neck is just so thick he'd dangle there like Frank

 

[Piggle Rick]

He can’t “hang his head” because of the six chins under it.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Did you guys watch Hitch? Well, get lost Will Smith!
Who needs a "professional date doctor" when you have HotFuzz's Mr. Simon Skinner as your own personal wingman?

Spoiler: Courtesy of Mr. Timothy Dalton

(seriously though fuck you that last one almost got me in trouble at work I couldn't stop laughing holy shit)

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Swatting is a crime, although one it always struck me as peculiar the police are so apathetic about.

It's because they get to play with their favorite toys, the big guns.

Would death by hanging be possible with Fatrick?

He would snap even the stoutest of hempen ropes.

I doubt even a tungsten steel cable could hold him for long enough, and likely snap in two at the shock of his bulk.

They'd have to borrow Prof. Farnsworth's monofilament diamond tether.

 

[Maude Snew]

They'd have to borrow Prof. Farnsworth's monofilament diamond tether.

To shreds you say.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy's wife set up a new LLC two weeks ago:

https://www.wdfi.org/apps/corpsearch/Details.aspx?entityID=T103758&hash=502030090&searchFunctionID=835c82d5-a5cd-4bb7-941e-38e34bff7d89&type=Advanced&nameSet=Entities&q=oakland&textSearchType=ExactPhrase&incDateStart=&incDateEnd=&includeActiveOrgs=Include&includeOldNames=Exclude&orgTypes=

The theory on the other board is that it is being set up to rent the other half of the hovel out.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

The theory on the other board is that it is being set up to rent the other half of the hovel out.

That would emply that Thicki has not in fact banished Pat to the other half (since is up for rent), therefore throwing at least a partial wrench on the divorce saga, no? Crap. "It's still real to me dammit!"

 

[Post Reply]

That would emply that Thicki has not in fact banished Pat to the other half (since is up for rent), therefore throwing at least a partial wrench on the divorce saga, no? Crap. "It's still real to me dammit!"

I would guess Niki and Technicality Tomlinson are living in different halves of the hovel, and this new LLC is a way for her to disentangle her property from Patrick's. It doesn't list him after all, did her old one?

 

[Markorian]

To shreds you say.

Well, how is his second, better marriage holding up?
To shreds you say.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Saw this on OnA Forums, and noted that someone is trying to engineer a cow crossover.
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You can Find Akiva's thread here https://sneed.today/threads/akiva-meir-cohen-akivamcohen-akiva-ben-yisroel-hakohen.58304/ Seems Akiva has a woody for Elon Musk too ( last page of the thread)

Wait, Akiva M. Cohen? The Akiva M. Cohen that Null so thoroughly buckbroke by having a thorough understanding of copyright law that Akiva, a copyright lawyer BY TRADE, completely privated his twitter account for months afterwards? The guy who registers copyrights on pictures of his children he willingly posts to the internet, just to try to win online slapfights?

Oh god please please please let him and Fatrick get something cooking, they're made for each other.

Yeah, Rick, the guy with no earnings currently in the debt process, should definitely follow Bungie in spending $400,000 identifying a single guy who was doing legit felonious telephone harassment of one of their employees. (Calling them at all hours, making threats, sending pizzas and calling when the pizza guy arrived at their house since you can track the orders online, etc.)

This case has been great for seeing how many people will literally believe lies lawyers post on Twitter even (maybe especially) when they link to the actual judgment. (The guy didn't even participate in a defense either, it's a summary judgement for Bungie's costs identifying and suing him.)

edit: Oh, I forgot, the employee also actually changed their number!

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Neither Reno PD nor the Milwaukee PD would have shared this with Pat. How did he know if he wasn't intimately connected with Torswats?

Also, Pat claimed that the Reno bomb threat was called in his name.

I'm not a very savvy person when it comes to the insanely detailed investigations that proves a cow is lying/full of shit or that determines where someone's hiding just by the color of their bed sheets (coughKeffalscough).

But I wish I were, because I feel there's definitely something here that could prove that Pat is somehow connected to the swaTTing. How could he know that the Reno bomb threat was associated with him, since it wasn't a threat to his place, and neither the MPD or RPD would share that information with him, at least not after all investigation was done?

He couldn't. That tweet clearly means he had that information beforehand.

And recall the Patty Labelle incident, where there was a bomb threat to a theater while at the same time, he was in another theater with the same name, complaining he was the target (tweeting that while the OTHER theater was being evacuated, and everything was just fine so he should be just watching the show then).

And thirdly, there were many times he tweeted about a threat/swat but the records showed they happened after his tweets! The hastily deleted most of those, but some were archived either here or in Ona somewhere.

Again, I'm not a detective or savvy in anyway, but I hope somebody here is, and finds clearing this mess up an interesting challenge. Patty is a stupid man, I have no doubts he made a LOT of mistakes along the way.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Did you guys watch Hitch? Well, get lost Will Smith!
Who needs a "professional date doctor" when you have HotFuzz's Mr. Simon Skinner as your own personal wingman?
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Spoiler: Courtesy of Mr. Timothy Dalton

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(seriously though fuck you that last one almost got me in trouble at work I couldn't stop laughing holy shit)

"You're not exactly a prize yourself" is without a doubt the meanest thing you can say to a woman. It's got all of the bitchiness hallmarks of "I'm just saying this to help" and "no one else is going to be honest with you" without being dismissable for being over the top crude.

Pigman is single,
You're not exactly a prize -
Suck his Herpes dick!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

His neck is just so thick he'd dangle there like Frank

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Fun fact, some Judges were afraid that some people were too fat to hang as they believed it would just decapitate them such as with Rupe.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Yeah, Rick, the guy with no earnings currently in the debt process, should definitely follow Bungie in spending $400,000 identifying a single guy who was doing legit felonious telephone harassment of one of their employees. (Calling them at all hours, making threats, sending pizzas and calling when the pizza guy arrived at their house since you can track the orders online, etc.)

This case has been great for seeing how many people will literally believe lies lawyers post on Twitter even (maybe especially) when they link to the actual judgment. (The guy didn't even participate in a defense either, it's a summary judgement for Bungie's costs identifying and suing him.)

edit: Oh, I forgot, the employee also actually changed their number!

Yeah I wondered about that when I saw "default judgement" in the filename.

Basically it seems that Akiva has risen the vaunted heights of the legal accomplishments of...Melinda Scott. So a perfect fit for Fatrick.

 

[Meat Target]

Pat could just pay $8 to Elmo, get the Blue Check he has long coveted, and make enough money from the ad revenue to pay Quasi!

Whaddaya say, Rick? Bring Elon his $8, wipe away the debt. That's what, one round at Hoolie's?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Pat

Pat could just pay $8 to Elmo, get the Blue Check he has long coveted, and make enough money from the ad revenue to pay Quasi!

Whaddaya say, Rick? Bring Elon his $8, wipe away the debt. That's what, one round at Hoolie's?

Pat's so arrogant I honestly believe if Elon handed him a bag with US$500.000 with the only condition being he pays Quasi, Pat would still tell him to fuck off. Dude is fucking nuts.

And I love him for it.