Dan has apparently obtained the report for the Reno bomb threat that Pat tweeted about:
Dan gave us the juiciest documents and is the only reason we know about Pat's darkest secrets, no one can take that away from him. But I wish he'd chill with the teasing bit.
Every now and again though, somebody like Leslie will come along and question his narrative and it drives him absolutely insane.
The absurdity of the whole interaction with Leslie - peace be upon her - really shows how Piggy is one of a kind when it comes to antagonizing people. Imagine:
You're a kind, liberal hippie 60-70 year old grandma, who's in the twilight of your long life. Sure, you're still sharp, but you know you're not who you were 50 years ago. Sometimes in the winter mornings, when you wake up, you feel that cursed pain in your hands making it harder and harder each day to write your letters to your editing partner. That damned arthritis... Wasn't it enough that 2 years ago the back surgery had forced you to walk around with that stupid cane? You had never needed help before, from anyone. Hell, when your daughter brought your grandson over, you two could play around in the yard for hours! And now... now you're...different. Sure, you can still play with him for a bit, but after a few minutes you start to feel the overwhelming weight of your own body compressing the nerves in your hips, and your thighs start to go numb and eventually you realize you can't fight it anymore. You reach for that damned cane, give you excited grandson a sad smile, and decide to sit down a bit...
Yeah... it's time to accept it: you're not a young gal anymore. Those times when the young, bright energetic Leslie had to valiantly fight her way through life are long, long gone.
And that's okay: you achieved your dreams; you had a great life. Raised a wonderful child, and then taught her how to raise her own. But now you know it's time to prepare yourself to pass the torch to the new generation... it's all in their hands now. It's finally time to sit down, relax and enjoy the rest of your remaining days, in peace. You've earned it.
...
And then comes Pig: "GOD, YOU'RE STUPID!! YOU IMBECILE, STOP BEING NICE TO FELONIOUS NAZI CYBERSTALKERS, BITCH!!"
After a few seconds of incredulity, you feel your eyes widening and that fading ember inside you suddenly flare up like wildfire...
Maybe you still have some work left to do after all.