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I'm glad Disney doesn't have the rights to The Brave Little Toaster because that's ripe for a soulless live action remake.
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Look! It's Macho Ma'amy, Dindu Joggy, We Wuz Kangzy, Child Molesty, Soyboy Cuckoldy, Raised By Single White Mom Mutty & Gooky the slant eyed midget!
Another hundreds of millions of dollars laundered sucessfully!
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Xenomorphs Are Cute
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I agree, my "Would" meter also goes to the WB one. Eventhough it looks a bit caricature-esque.
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Believe it or not, the people who DID own the rights, Hyperion, did try to make a CGI movie, but that was canned.
A live-action remake was also in the works from the person who produced the Alvin and the Chipmunks CGI/live-action abominations, but thank FUCK, that was canned as well.
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Modern Disney products are seriously becoming indistinguishable from 4chan shitposts at this point.
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TDD soon Inshallah
Just nuke Hollywood already
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Reminder they refused Del Taro's script.
By the way, I'm making a bingo sheet in case anyone wants to watch it and this is what I have so far:
Mention of some form of it being a plantation
Relies too heavily on Haunted Mansion lore and doesn't expand it.
No Christianity
1,000 ghost is some ghost that died unhappy somehow
The Hitchhiking Ghosts are rewritten
No practical effects
A few actors having their names removed in the credits
No mention of legitimately good haunted house movies
No mention of 2003's The Haunted Mansion
Overly Preachy
Box Office Bomb
By the way, I'm making a bingo sheet in case anyone wants to watch it and this is what I have so far:
Mention of some form of it being a plantation
Relies too heavily on Haunted Mansion lore and doesn't expand it.
No Christianity
1,000 ghost is some ghost that died unhappy somehow
The Hitchhiking Ghosts are rewritten
No practical effects
A few actors having their names removed in the credits
No mention of legitimately good haunted house movies
No mention of 2003's The Haunted Mansion
Overly Preachy
Box Office Bomb
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ArthuriusMartyrius
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I'll give them this, Rachel is much nicer to look at than the fish-eye baboon they cast as Ariel. So Disney seems at the very least aware that they can't get away with going full negro with fucking Snow White. The 7 drug-addicted hobos is another matter though.
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What the hell is this hideous diversity clown troupe even supposed to be?? Gypsies? Bandits? Failed circus performers? Surely not the 7 hard working miners we all know & love.
Right???
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I hope the internet asspats were worth it Peter Dinklage for putting 6 little actors out of a job.
Basic Blond Boy
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Hercules was made black in the play adaptation, so they might just follow that. At least for the Public Theater adaptation, the actor was super into the role, so it is hard to hate too much, though you know they will get a worse actor for the film:
Going to take a guess and say that Meg will either be played by Ariana Grande, Liz Gillies or Jenna Ortega in an effort to get Zoomer bucks. Ariana is already a big fan of Hercules and has a performance singing Meg's theme on YT currently:
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Super-Chevy454
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Abigail Disney was arrested for blocking a small airport for private jets.
I could see Walt doing a big facepalm upstairs.
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Broke: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.
I'm sorry but this shit looks like a porn parody. The cheap costumes, the dead smile, and the faces of the "dwarves" (especially the second one from the right and the third one from the left) genuinely look like someone was trying to make this look like a porno on purpose.
Woke: The Sassy Latina and the Seven Libidinous Pirates.
I'm sorry but this shit looks like a porn parody. The cheap costumes, the dead smile, and the faces of the "dwarves" (especially the second one from the right and the third one from the left) genuinely look like someone was trying to make this look like a porno on purpose.
Super-Chevy454
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I think the porn industry might be insulted to be compared to this abomination Snow White reboot.
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I don't know, after The Hobbit studios might have figures out that forced perspective with regular actors is better than dealing with all the belligerent, horny little mutants.
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By far the best-looking of all live-action remakes.
It looks like theater casting. The Soviets did this -- not for woke reasons, just theater actors high on their own farts hamming it up, doing borderline drag performances, plot and pacing be damned. The actors looked like hobos and the decorations like dirty gray/brown garbage. Actors playing animal characters would make no effort to pretend to be animals, and the plot would forget it too.
So I'm rather biased against theater casting. But this actually looks watchable. Bright primary colors on the girl, dorfs are colorful too, sorts Eastern European. From these two stills, it looks like one of the few workable ways to make a [n admittedly unnecessary] live-action Snow White, and maybe the only way to remake an animated comedic musical. If I had to pick between looking at a wall for two hours and watching this, I'd watch it. The only thing I don't like is her huge Red Riding Hood cloak.
Gal Gadot on the other hand looks lazy, she doesn't look like a queen (evil or otherwise), she looks like a bored middle manager at a corporate costumed event.
Dwarf actors are maybe appropriate for an original Snow White movie, they aren't appropriate for a remake of the 1937 original. The dwarfs are comic relief cartoon characters. Not only it's completely inappropriate to equate them with real-life cripples, they wouldn't translate to live-action.
Probably yes, but the standalone name is iconic, too. There's only one Snow White basic story, it's not like "Sherlock Holmes" with an iconic character but many stories.
It'd look more like a porn parody with dwarfs (whether dwarf actors or forced perspective). Dwarfs in the original work, sing, their home is a mess and they need the well-behaved princess Snow White to maintain order. Live humans acting like the dwarfs in the cartoon would be drooling retards. Live humans acting seriously would be porn. Live-action mining isn't very fun either.
The other way to do a live-action Snow White is to make a version of the original fairytale and make the dwarfs sufficiently scary. Snow White flees the human world (where the evil queen wants to eat her heart) and hides in a world of inscrutable underground spirits.
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They look like they are members of a hippie hipster commune lead by a cult leader that is about to commit a ritual suicide.
There Is Light At The End
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Le 56% and 7 ethnicities
Introvertigo
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So there is a Gargoyles movie in developement, which is going to be directed by Kenneth Barunath which is giving me mixed vibes.
On the one hand, Thor 1 and the Poriot films are good. But on the other, he did give us Artimus Fowl and the 2015 Disney Cinderella, so I am not sure how this will go, but at least it isn't being worked on by Micheal Bay much like the TMNT.
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@Safir
Not too sure about this. Since Dinklage was brought up, there was enough physicality for Tyrion to kill someone and get involved in war. They could even use CGI if they wanted to since they use it all the time.
Not too sure about this. Since Dinklage was brought up, there was enough physicality for Tyrion to kill someone and get involved in war. They could even use CGI if they wanted to since they use it all the time.