Alejandra Caraballo / Alex Caraballo / @Esqueer_ - Twitter trans rights activist, cyberlaw teacher who doesn't understand cyberlaw, mass flaggot, humiliated in congress by a real woman.

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Big Al is playing fast and loose with the truth again.

The owner of a Michigan hair salon said she is refusing service to some members of the LGBTQ+ community. Christine Geiger, who owns Studio 8 Hair Lab in Traverse City, said in a Facebook post she is exercising her free speech by only allowing certain customers. “If a human identifies as anything other than a man/woman, please seek services at a local pet groomer,” the hair salon owner said. “You are not welcome at this salon. Period.”


Geiger doubled down in a post Sunday, July 9, on the Overheard in Traverse City Facebook group. She said she has no issue with lesbian, gay or bisexual customers, but said she will not support the “TQ+” community.

Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article277196783.html#storylink=cpy
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Alex claims to be a lawyer and often portrays himself as a legal expert, but nowhere did he note that this woman did not understand the ruling, instead he agreed with her interpretation.
 
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I took my dogs out at 7am yesterday and thought this fat Mexican faggot was part of a work crew installing cable.
I'm still slightly disturbed at the thought of it.
I can't imagine the poor bastards who have to work/be around him for real, his doppelganger was bad enough.
This is one hideous Troon.
 
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Apparently, this pseudo-lawyer subscribes to the guilty until proven innocent model.

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AirdropShitposts said:
Alex claims to be a lawyer and often portrays himself as a legal expert, but nowhere did he note that this woman did not understand the ruling, instead he agreed with her interpretation.
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If he was actually smart, he'd make fun of this dumb woman who misinterpreted the ruling and is actually breaking the law. A ruling that outs dumb homophobes and opens them up to discrimination lawsuits is something he should be cheering for!
 
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Not Dr. Evil said:
The House Freedom Caucus press conference explains why. Troons cost approximately 400% more per soldier and they decrease readiness and lethality.

Reporter Gets Owned by Freedom Caucus on Transgender Surgeries in the Military
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If people can be excluded for having goddamn flat feet they can certainly be excluded for needing highly invasive surgery to cut their genitals off to treat their severe mental illness. Stinkditches can't be cared for in the field if they randomly explode as these Frankenstein monstrosities often do.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
The House did not vote to outlaw gender-affirming procedures for trans military members, it voted to not pay for them. They would still be free to get them on their own dime.
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They shouldn't get any time off for their mental illness. It should be disqualifying. If they can't refrain from mutilating themselves they shouldn't be trusted with weapons in the military. Suppose they're in a firefight and have a psychotic troon meltdown like every troon out in the wild.

Severe mental illness should be disqualifying. Let them stick to shitty vidya games and queer capeshit and not matters of life and death.
 
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AnOminous said:
Severe mental illness should be disqualifying. Let them stick to shitty vidya games and queer capeshit and not matters of life and death.
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I thought anyone needing long term medication was disqualified since in a war there may not be a way to get your insulin or troonshine via the supply lines.
 
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Jonah Bark said:
I wonder how a service member would keep up with a rigorous dilation protocol on a battlefield. That could be difficult.
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Dilation stations on every US base and every shithole they are in battle at would be hilarious. I am just imagining a porta potty in the middle of the desert for them.

But in all seriousness, this would get them disqualified from being in active military service during the medical check, so would be hilarious if they are out of a job after paying for the stinkditch themselves.
 
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Kees H said:
Dilation stations on every US base and every shithole they are in battle at would be hilarious. I am just imagining a porta potty in the middle of the desert for them.
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New military medal - The Purple Dilator (for courageous dilation in the face of the enemy)

Anyway, Alex managed to out stupid himself again. This is a completely made up story and the Newsweek article admits as much.

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The first nationwide poll on Mulvaney, conducted by the DailyMail.com and TIPP Poll, shows that 50 percent of the American public who know who Mulvaney is hold a "very favorable" view of her (23 percent) or a "somewhat" favorable view (27 percent). Forty-two percent viewed her unfavorably, which would give her a net favorability score of plus 8.

While not a direct comparison, separate surveys show that DeSantis, who has made battling the so-called "woke agenda" a key part of his 2024 presidential campaign and has frequently targeted LGBTQ+ rights with legislation during his time as governor, is viewed as more unpopular by the general public, various polls show.

 
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Dr. Butt said:
They might actually do all right as sailors now that I think about it.
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They'd be extremely frustrated surrounded by gay men who are completely uninterested in someone without a dick.
Not Dr. Evil said:
Anyway, Alex managed to out stupid himself again. This is a completely made up story and the Newsweek article admits as much.
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Even if true, having a higher approval rating than DeSanctimonious isn't much of a boast.
 
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AnOminous said:
They'd be extremely frustrated surrounded by gay men who are completely uninterested in someone without a dick.
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Yeh but dilation would work fine in a sub since you're in such close quarters someone's arm is probably halfway up your amhole already. Plus stoker's berth could have another thing to gamble on - "how far up his second arsehole can Unicornella get the orange stick".

edit: I'd accidentally not misgendered Unicornella. fixed now
 
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Not Dr. Evil said:
Yea, i'm not seeing a problem here Big Al.

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You also told me Elon Musk was going to be forced out of Tesla for trying to buy Twitter (which he would fail to do by not being rich enough), that Twitter wasn't going to last past Thanksgiving, that you were going to stop posting on it, that Null was going to be arrested for posting about Keffals, and that Andrew Tate was caught via pizza delivery. So I guess even you can't get everything wrong.
 
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