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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I think he was sober for those almost 2 months. You could tell the difference in his streams. He was alert and coherent and it's very hard for people "hiding" their use to not fall off in a very noticeable way very quickly.

What happens a lot with people in recovery is that they are pursuing sobriety for selfish reasons. Not because they want to be better people, but because they see this as a quick way to "repair" damage done during their use.

Ralph likely thought all he had to do was make an effort at sobriety and then he deserved to have Meigh and his family back. When he found out it wasn't a magic cure-all, he stopped seeing a purpose in sobriety.
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You don't just stop taking Xanax and drinking alcohol that you've been consuming for years by sheer force of will. It takes months of physical and mental therapy. Could he stop for a day or two? Maybe, but you'd be able to tell. But out-and-out quitting? No way. He did what every addict does, drops his consumption down, maybe does replacement therapy, and counts the seconds until the stream is over until he can let loose.

Don't you think if he had been sober he would have been using that breathalizer every day to own the a logs?
 
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TJBirish said:
You don't just stop taking Xanax and drinking alcohol that you've been consuming for years by sheer force of will. It takes months of physical and mental therapy. Could he stop for a day or two? Maybe, but you'd be able to tell. But out-and-out quitting? No way. He did what every addict does, drops his consumption down, maybe does replacement therapy, and counts the seconds until the stream is over until he can let loose.

Don't you think if he had been sober he would have been using that breathalizer every day to own the a logs?
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I'd believe Sonichu being a real tangible existing sentient being before I believe Ethan Ralph was sober for 48hours. When you've been an addict for over a decade you can't just wake up and stop being an addict, especially when you're on narcotics that are physically dependent.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Functional alcoholics tend to be a lot more functional than Ethan..
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I don't think Ralph and functioning addict are within the same galaxy. Maybe before he went completely off the rails, but he was so insulated he never faced real reprocussions.
That only works so long for a massive retard on a downward spiral, which tracks back to Ralph needing to be in a jail-type environment to survive as an adult.

He ain't the type who can be functional AND he sober at the same time, as much as he wants to ignore it.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I think he was sober for those almost 2 months. You could tell the difference in his streams. He was alert and coherent and it's very hard for people "hiding" their use to not fall off in a very noticeable way very quickly.

What happens a lot with people in recovery is that they are pursuing sobriety for selfish reasons. Not because they want to be better people, but because they see this as a quick way to "repair" damage done during their use.

Ralph likely thought all he had to do was make an effort at sobriety and then he deserved to have Meigh and his family back. When he found out it wasn't a magic cure-all, he stopped seeing a purpose in sobriety.
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He definitely was consuming less, I think specifically much less alcohol than less Xanax. No way was he ever sober, and his supposed speed of weaning off Xanax would be the closest he's ever come to a suicide attempt if true.

He could maybe pass that lie if we weren't seeing him daily, but no way in hell he could be streaming like he was after going from 5 bars a day to less than one. Even if he somehow miraculously detoxed with out needing hospitalization, he'd be looking like barely warmed over death.

No, he just cut back as much as he could with out symptoms getting too bad and timed his consumption around when he was streaming. His faux clear and cognicient sobriety so quickly was the tell he was faking.
 
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For the record, Ralph was sober for about four or five months after the first couple of pillstreams several years ago. He was painfully boring during those periods (especially with Rand and Memenco as his cohosts), but he was sober. When he started drinking again it was very apparent.

Other than a low dose of benzos to taper/prevent seizures, I'd honestly believe that Ralph was maintaining some semblance of sobriety in the post Meigh weeks. Obviously he's not been sober lately, but I'd like to think he was doing his best after the horse fled the stable. Ethan Ralph's best doesn't count for much, but I'm sure he tried for a little bit to be a good boy.

I've been around enough addicts to recognize this pattern. They'll give it a college try and will do a pretty good job of it for a while, but without a support network they'll trip up and fall back into old habits. It's just a matter of time.
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
if Ralph had a time machine he would take 3 Ambien with a full bottle of makers mark then fall asleep at the wheel
Ralph would wake up at the heat death of the universe and think "... OH SO THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA BIG LEAGUE ME NOW"
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If Ralph had a time machine, he'd go back and relive getting his fat boy ass ploughed by Ronnie over and over, the only time anyone ever loved him.
TJBirish said:
If he isn't having a stroke or brain hemmorage, why are his eyes pointing in different directions?
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Because his skull got shattered and put together again badly, like a car after body work that still has cockeyed headlights.
TJBirish said:
That's essentially what a functional alcoholic is. They are BARELY in control and must get drunk at times. They're just good at hiding it.
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And eventually if they don't get clean, they decompensate, whether as the result of a trauma or something that was forcing them to put up a facade goes away. In Ralph's case both, because his mare ran away and he was publicly felted repeatedly. He's not really a functional alcoholic any more, although he was before the Pillstream and the downward spiral that really kicked in after he tard raged about a corn joke.

He's a straight up degenerate drunk saying "Uh shware to drung I'm not God."

You can see something like it currently happening with Nick Rekieta, although not yet to such an extreme.
 
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Pale Empress said:
For the record, Ralph was sober for about four or five months after the first couple of pillstreams several years ago
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Yes, and this was before he was taking enough xanax to kill a horse every day for an extended period of time. Since then ethan has been on daily xanax usage and since moving to mexico it ramped up to insane amounts. When you're taking benzos daily for almost a year at the doses he was taking he can't just stop or taper off in a week. It's physically impossible, ambien or not. He even admitted it in probably the only moment of clarity he's ever had, ironically while a xanny zombie. "I'm a slave to xanax, I hate it, I have to take it just to participate, I want to stop, but I can't"
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yes, and this was before he was taking enough xanax to kill a horse every day for an extended period of time. Since then ethan has been on daily xanax usage and since moving to mexico it ramped up to insane amounts. When you're taking benzos daily for almost a year at the doses he was taking he can't just stop or taper off in a week. It's physically impossible, ambien or not. He even admitted it in probably the only moment of clarity he's ever had, ironically while a xanny zombie. "I'm a slave to xanax, I hate it, I have to take it just to participate, I want to stop, but I can't"
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This. I'm tired of hearing how Ralph achieved sobriety, even for a short while. Xanax doesn't work that way. You CANT stop it. He hasn't been "sober" in the last year. He's a lying white trash faggot, and nothing he says is worth believing.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
He definitely was consuming less, I think specifically much less alcohol than less Xanax. No way was he ever sober, and his supposed speed of weaning off Xanax would be the closest he's ever come to a suicide attempt if true.

He could maybe pass that lie if we weren't seeing him daily, but no way in hell he could be streaming like he was after going from 5 bars a day to less than one. Even if he somehow miraculously detoxed with out needing hospitalization, he'd be looking like barely warmed over death.

No, he just cut back as much as he could with out symptoms getting too bad and timed his consumption around when he was streaming. His faux clear and cognicient sobriety so quickly was the tell he was faking.
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Reduced Xanny consumption rather than cold turkey I agree with, if what people say about the side effects of being physically addicted is true. In fact, I think Ralph tried to go cold turkey - when he was twitching and shit on cam - but then quietly went back to lower doses. However, in his state I wouldn't consider a low dose "using", as there is a genuine medical necessity to stop him from dying.

But I don't believe Ralph can control himself when drunk, hence why I think he stayed off the sauce for some time. If he's drinking, he doesn't just have one or two, this guy is having as much as he wants and he can't hide the effects of that.
Pale Empress said:
For the record, Ralph was sober for about four or five months after the first couple of pillstreams several years ago. He was painfully boring during those periods (especially with Rand and Memenco as his cohosts), but he was sober. When he started drinking again it was very apparent.

Other than a low dose of benzos to taper/prevent seizures, I'd honestly believe that Ralph was maintaining some semblance of sobriety in the post Meigh weeks. Obviously he's not been sober lately, but I'd like to think he was doing his best after the horse fled the stable. Ethan Ralph's best doesn't count for much, but I'm sure he tried for a little bit to be a good boy.

I've been around enough addicts to recognize this pattern. They'll give it a college try and will do a pretty good job of it for a while, but without a support network they'll trip up and fall back into old habits. It's just a matter of time.
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He was also sober for about 40 days or so after his mother died, and when Pantsu moved in with him, you could tell her cooking and keeping him in line was enabling him to lose weight. Didn't last long though, she ended up texting GAYTOR telling him Ralph was drunk out of his mind and wasn't listening to her.

While I believe he can get off the booze for a month or two at a time, I think he's never ever going to have a healthy relationship with alcohol, and he will always go back. You can tell that he can never imagine never having a drink ever again, because he's a selfish fat cunt, and he is incapable of true moderation.
 
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