🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TJBirish]

If he isn't drunk, yet is slurring his words and staggering around barely incapable of coherent speech, he should seriously seek medical help because he has had a stroke or something.

We all know he's drunk, though. Plus he's acutely intoxicated from semen consumption. Medical science didn't know of such a condition before Ralph blew 50 Negroes in a single night.

If he isn't having a stroke or brain hemmorage, why are his eyes pointing in different directions?

Dear God he's completely broken.

 

[Train Lover 2000]

why are his eyes pointing in different directions?

I think that's because of the Portugese beatings.

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Harambe]

I thinks that's because of the Portugese beatings.

got slapped around so hard in Europe the fat bitch turned into a cubism

 

[TJBirish]

If he isn't having a stroke or brain hemmorage, why are his eyes pointing in different directions?

Dear God he's completely broken.

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I knew he reminded me of someone:

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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in 12 hours and 30 minutes
they have a countdown on their website

So a “rally” at 8 pm on the sabbath? Guess he had to wait until the real event (TPUSA conference) was over. Nick always has to piggy back off of the backs of actual political events/conferences to have his little “events”.

You get the idea both CPAC and TPUSA rejected Nick years ago and he’s still really mad about.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph guarantees his attendance now, so maybe we're off again?:
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Classic Ralphamale.
The walk back on the lying about being sober whilst struggling to spit out words that weren't monosyllabic is peak, especially how he then goes on and expects people to trust the fact he is sober now. It's true guys, I have witnesses and everything... See, I'm not a junkie at all, these children I hang around with can confirm that I have only had a handful of modelos this eve.
Then he somehow manages to get it wrong as to when he was drunk, 3 days ago? Ralph it was yesterday. Is he having a stroke? Is it the Xanax? Has he had a beer?
No one believes this guy has kept his sobriety up. Personally, I think he got close to two months clean and just fell off hard because ultimately he doesn't want to be sober. He just wants his horse back and to go back to boozing while she feeds him ice cream.

 

[LanceHaver]

So a “rally” at 8 pm on the sabbath? Guess he had to wait until the real event (TPUSA conference) was over. Nick always has to piggy back off of the backs of actual political events/conferences to have his little “events”.

You get the idea both CPAC and TPUSA rejected Nick years ago and he’s still really mad about.

In Nick's defense, he made a conscious decision at multiple points in his life to espouse views that he knew would ostracise him from CPAC and TPUSA. To be honest, I don't think he is salty that he doesn't have establishment Republican acclaim, considering he could have very easily taken that path in life and rejected it on at least 5 different occasions.

 

[BeetleBug242]

If he isn't having a stroke or brain hemmorage, why are his eyes pointing in different directions?

Dear God he's completely broken.

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Holy shit. He looks like he has an upside down eyeball. This with the red aids face is peak Ralphamale energy!

 

[Harambe]

In Nick's defense, he made a conscious decision at multiple points in his life to espouse views that he knew would ostracise him from CPAC and TPUSA. To be honest, I don't think he is salty that he doesn't have establishment Republican acclaim, considering he could have very easily taken that path in life and rejected it on at least 5 different occasions.

I think he’s salty that his message scans as gay and retarded to the public, while the conservative cuck messaging scans as politics. Nick’s choices were to lead an insurgency and beat down the doors and be an outsider rabble rouser and young visionary with a numerous and devoted following. So far he’s managed to be a twink Svengali for a few thousand retards and gunt himself via association

 

[Post Reply]

I like how he is making drunk typos in all his tweet saying he is sober

The fact he is (lamely) defending himself from all those groypers instead of DARVOing like he normally would is a clear indicator that Ralph is medicated out of his mind.

 

[TJBirish]

Classic Ralphamale.
The walk back on the lying about being sober whilst struggling to spit out words that weren't monosyllabic is peak, especially how he then goes on and expects people to trust the fact he is sober now. It's true guys, I have witnesses and everything... See, I'm not a junkie at all, these children I hang around with can confirm that I have only had a handful of modelos this eve.
Then he somehow manages to get it wrong as to when he was drunk, 3 days ago? Ralph it was yesterday. Is he having a stroke? Is it the Xanax? Has he had a beer?
No one believes this guy has kept his sobriety up. Personally, I think he got close to two months clean and just fell off hard because ultimately he doesn't want to be sober. He just wants his horse back and to go back to boozing while she feeds him ice cream.

He never got close. Ever see a functional alcoholic? They can stay just slightly buzzed to fight off the DTs and then get crushed when nobody is watching. Wonder why he lost his breathalizer once he realized he couldn't fool it? He was barely controlling it and then just said "fuck it".

 

[JustStopDude]

He never got close. Ever see a functional alcoholic? They can stay just slightly buzzed to fight off the DTs and then get crushed when nobody is watching. Wonder why he lost his breathalizer once he realized he couldn't fool it? He was barely controlling it and then just said "fuck it".

Functional alcoholics tend to be a lot more functional than Ethan..

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He never got close. Ever see a functional alcoholic? They can stay just slightly buzzed to fight off the DTs and then get crushed when nobody is watching. Wonder why he lost his breathalizer once he realized he couldn't fool it? He was barely controlling it and then just said "fuck it".

I could buy that, but what makes me doubt it in Ralph's case is that he seems to be the sort of person who doesn't really have that sort of self control whilst he is drinking. Once he has had a beer or two, it reduces what little inhibitions he has so he just keeps going. He's talked about this in relation to Xanax, effectively saying part of the issue is when he has a beer or two he thinks why not and pops one. For this reason, I think it would as obvious as it has been in the last week that he has started drinking and pill popping again - it's something he really can't hide, as much as he will deny it when it's patently obvious he's fucked out of his mind.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In Nick's defense, he made a conscious decision at multiple points in his life to espouse views that he knew would ostracise him from CPAC and TPUSA. To be honest, I don't think he is salty that he doesn't have establishment Republican acclaim, considering he could have very easily taken that path in life and rejected it on at least 5 different occasions.

When Nick was a teenager he didn’t like that he was expected to “pay your dues” and listen to superiors in the movement to play ball. Nick felt he was a star and deserved to be treated as a genius maverick, but all these establishment political groups weren’t willing to service his ego. He saw a shortcut of getting a lot more attention by trolling and piggy backing off of them.

I think he’s salty that his message scans as gay and retarded to the public, while the conservative cuck messaging scans as politics. Nick’s choices were to lead an insurgency and beat down the doors and be an outsider rabble rouser and young visionary with a numerous and devoted following. So far he’s managed to be a twink Svengali for a few thousand retards and gunt himself via association

Exactly. Nick thought he was an insurgent leader and he would take over or surpass TPUSA, he would compete with CPAC if not have them eventually bow to him. It’s why he was on cloud 9 when his dream boy Jayden joined AF. Nick won over a handsome, young TPUSA star who was being groomed for leadership in the organization. When he started winning over some of the young guys working in establishment orgs (or for politicians) he thought AF would be its own force in right ring politics in just a few more years.

Nick proved all the establishment groups 100% right. He was just another huffing-his-own-farts, young guy who wanted ego gratification and attention, very ill suited for participation in serious politics. I guess it was the best avenue for a gay teenager who wanted attention but wasn’t handsome or talented enough for the entertainment industry.

I know conservative politics are accustomed to have young, usually closeted, gay men in their ranks but Nick’s particular brand of it had to give even them the creeps and throw up all kinds of red flags. Like if Nick had gone a different path, and ended up in a position of power in some establishment group, in 2026 they knew be dealing with the most scandalous gay and pedo grooming scandal the right has ever seen. Nick would have been a modern, much dumber, version of Roy Cohn.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Functional alcoholics tend to be a lot more functional than Ethan..

Ralph is a functional alcoholic in the same way that Chris Chan is a high-functioning autistic.

 

[Punished Puck]

ralph was never sober he just stopped filming himself getting shitfaced, not a coincidence that the onetime he was filmed by other people unexpectedly he was drunk off his tits

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

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What is with this? This drunken pill popping retard can't type to save his life ("Andninwont" "okenoff") but "Coca-Cola" is perfectly capitalized and hyphenated multiple times. Is it part of twitter spell check? Does his wignity compel him to do this because it's "proper"? Is he trying to emphasize he's drinking not-alcohol with capitol letters? It's bizarre.

 

[TJBirish]

I could buy that, but what makes me doubt it in Ralph's case is that he seems to be the sort of person who doesn't really have that sort of self control whilst he is drinking. Once he has had a beer or two, it reduces what little inhibitions he has so he just keeps going. He's talked about this in relation to Xanax, effectively saying part of the issue is when he has a beer or two he thinks why not and pops one. For this reason, I think it would as obvious as it has been in the last week that he has started drinking and pill popping again - it's something he really can't hide, as much as he will deny it when it's patently obvious he's fucked out of his mind.

That's essentially what a functional alcoholic is. They are BARELY in control and must get drunk at times. They're just good at hiding it.

Ralph probably also figured if he got high on either Xanax or bourbon, he could control his worst signs of intoxication. It was only a matter of time before he broke.

There is zero chance that at any time during his "sobriety" that he wasn't at least mildly under the influence of Xanax, alcohol or Ambien

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I think he was sober for those almost 2 months. You could tell the difference in his streams. He was alert and coherent and it's very hard for people "hiding" their use to not fall off in a very noticeable way very quickly.

What happens a lot with people in recovery is that they are pursuing sobriety for selfish reasons. Not because they want to be better people, but because they see this as a quick way to "repair" damage done during their use.

Ralph likely thought all he had to do was make an effort at sobriety and then he deserved to have Meigh and his family back. When he found out it wasn't a magic cure-all, he stopped seeing a purpose in sobriety.