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They were not threatened @Manul Otocolobus, child. Technicality Tomlinson lured them in for processing.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Frankly, I've never seen a situation where the proper response isn't to say you don't and ask who they are. We as a society need to change the norm to this rather than pretending they didn't pull the card and that you do in fact know who they are because they're as important as they think.
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Cheers is now a stalker @TerminalTryHard, child.
Motley Poo is an old school Pat-poster and the fucker is talented and funny, please like and subscribe, let's get this channel to 1K!
Big hearts to Mister Poo, this song got my father into accepting Pat-posting as a legitimate hobby, TYFYS.
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Why is the front bumper of his toy car so filthy?
TJ twizzlesticks looks like a hipster shithole. People who use the term Nosh should be sternly corrected.
"Victorian Ass-cage" is some fantastic shit. The visual aid makes it even better.
TJ twizzlesticks looks like a hipster shithole. People who use the term Nosh should be sternly corrected.
"Victorian Ass-cage" is some fantastic shit. The visual aid makes it even better.
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Because he's a disgusting fat pig with filthy hygiene and repulsive personal habits.
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He's become such a pariah that even a table of dysgenic mutants the pigman would surely have the audicity to call friends with an all-star lineup of Penny Eater, Schlomo Shekelstein, Troonhilda (she/her) and Gollum in a wig doesn't want him around. No socializing for you, Pat. The designated tweeting stool at the bar is where you belong.
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There are some large ladies with thin or average-sized dudes in these pics. I wonder what direction Pat's going to go in post-Niki - he doesn't want to admit he's too fat to find a new woman but I'm sure the female population of Milwaukee will have no problem letting him know. Does he finally admit he's gay? I don't know all of the gay animal type metaphors, would he be a Land Whale? A Leviathan? Otho from Beetlejuice?
Edit: Also, no one wants to see stand-up at a sports bar but I'm sure this was a nice crisp $50 bill in his pocket that he's not going to report as income. #DLTIW
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Oh come now, there's two average people, one Roman emperor who has put on a lot of weight after the fall, and one evil clown creature talking to you out of a sewer, telling you to cut off your dick. I would have a shit beer with the two people and Vitellius there, long as they kicked out Stephen King's IT.
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My favorite response was a bartending colleague being asked "Do you know who I am?" and replying "No. Should I?".
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There’s an old chestnut about some guy doing the “don’t you know who I am” at an airport counter and the staff member getting on the loudspeaker to say “ladies and gentlemen, we have a passenger here who doesn’t know who he is. Can anyone help?”
Even though it’s probably bullshit, I love the idea of it.
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I used to work security for night clubs and bars. All the time, you'd get losers pulling this. It was always a straight, white women, it was her dad I was supposed to know, and her next move was to try and pearl harbor me with a knee to the groin or swinging a bottle at my head.
I can totally see Patrick doing this in public.
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Typical liberal Pat, beaming and eager to get a photo next to a real life Negro
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Holy shit, what happened to Penny Eater?! He always was a fat porker but he looks ready to burst here! Everyone on that table looks like these early AI-generated freak pictures of people. Good Lord!
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His ass is so gargantuan it looks like he's occupying two chairs.
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I think these are the fattest pictures of him yet. Somehow, in a turn of events that makes a mockery of the life's work of Stephen Hawking, he has managed to gain additional mass and not become a black hole.
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haha internet angy man is fat
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As a former bartender and occasional lone drinker the explanation I can offer is sometimes one likes the feeling of being alone but surrounded by social activity.
On times when I have been living dirt cheap in single rooms, it’s nice to just get out.
Not having like a living or tv room, even if you wouldn’t do anything other than stare at the TV next to other people, one can find yourself craving just a bit of other people in the surroundings.
Personally, especially feeling drained after work it could give me a bit of a feeling of recharge, self reflection and peace.
Also it can be nice if you randomly bump into someone you know or strike up a conversation with another lone drinker.
Of course that can be risky as they can obviously turn out to be a problem, but then other times can turn into hilarious fun unplanned nights!
However I don’t think any of these things apply to Fatrick so either he is just an alcoholic trying to LARP as a hard drinking tough guy or Niki throws him out most nights so she can entertain the fellows who fart in her vagina.
With regards to him no longer being at Hooligans, I said a while back and I am convinced now, he likely considered himself an unofficial bouncer/manager and caused problems by getting involved in customer complaints and scuffles.
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If I'm going to do that, especially to do something like writing, I'm going to pick an off hour when it isn't terribly busy, find a dark corner with my favorite booth in it, and order beer by the pitcher so as not to have to deal with the bartender all that often. I haven't done that in over 20 years though because in general drinking in bars is for suckers unless you're socializing. The main reason I sometimes did was the rare combination of a bar/restaurant with a layout that allowed that and combined a good selection of beer with a few excellent dishes, and most importantly and rarely, dirt cheap.
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Is pig one of the biggest lolcows on the internet now? I just took at the main lolcow page and there's only 3 people that have more views than this thread.
Fat.
Fat.
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Yes, both in the physical and cow sense. I think he also attracts more offsite attention thanks to the brothermen popularizing him and his own twitter meltdowns and those of his minions about us and OnA. Piggy is the Azathoth of cows, a blind idiot cow at the center of a swarm of even more retarded orbiters.