Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
    684
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I'm now wondering if in an alternate timeline Ralph gets a job with the government. I don't think even the progressivists could deal with his ability to bring chaos everywhere.

But in this timeline its still fucking hilarious.

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Ralph, it's me, Andrew Tate. I have a mission for you of utmost importance. You have to do what I ask without question, all of humanity depends on your success. If you do not succeed in this mission we are all doomed to painful torment forever. You have to get into the AF rally somehow. You have to get onto the stage. You have to fart on Nick Fuentes balls. I repeat: you have to fart on his balls. If you do not complete this mission you will never experience a buzz again no matter how much you drink and how many pills you take. I COMMAND YOU!
 
I get him going after Fuentes and generals but blocking people like Sisco and his own jannies. He already barely had anyone without cozy. What audience does he expect to go anywhere with him?

And what does he call that reroll kid now. Guarantee to never hear a cozy rozy reference again.
Harry will probably really embrace the Cozy Rozy moniker now. I know he was appalled when they misspelled her name to brand her with cozy but he might warm up to it now.
 
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Ralph, it's me, Andrew Tate. I have a mission for you of utmost importance. You have to do what I ask without question, all of humanity depends on your success. If you do not succeed in this mission we are all doomed to painful torment forever. You have to get into the AF rally somehow. You have to get onto the stage. You have to fart on Nick Fuentes balls. I repeat: you have to fart on his balls. If you do not complete this mission you will never experience a buzz again no matter how much you drink and how many pills you take. I COMMAND YOU!
Ralph talking to the ghost of Andrew Tate was such a surreal, borderline-Lynchian development
 
Ralph, it's very unfortunate to hear you got banned from Cozy. Unironically I think a lot of people side with you more than Nick in this situation. You should start your own streaming platform. There is a wonderful company called 1776 Solutions that will provide you with hosting.
 
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