Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

What is more likely?

  • Ethan Ralph becoming an astronaut. 🚀

    Votes: 546 79.8%
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes convertirse en la presidente. 🏳️‍⚧️

    Votes: 138 20.2%

  • Total voters
    684
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As the frog felt the poison run through his veins, his breath slowing, and his body weakening as he slowly began to sink midstream, he asked the scorpion "Why did you sting me? Now we'll both drown!"

The scorpion replied "Fuck you, bish! I don't scare! I'm the absolute king of this entire fucking sektur! KILLSTREAM BABY!!!"
"LOL" said the ragepig.
"LMAO"
 
Minus doxing, Ralph somehow thinks him raging at a camera for what's probably going to amount to about 300 spergs is somehow going to bring the hurt on the Groypers.

A "movement" that's survived having a prime mover outed as a pedo... Which Ralph defended.
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Can't wait for Ralph to turn this into a feud with Yoba as well.


Fucking Vito the Pedo and Ian Miles Cheong trying to get Rumble censored. Faggots.
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Ian Mile's Cheong is a massive faggot. I hate this whole "look teacher what the naughty boys are doing!" crap.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the AF's have already been doing charge-backs on previous donations and his Powerchat payouts suspended altogether. He's going to end up owing Fuentes money.
If that happens en masse, organized, and a suspended account, wouldn’t Ralph be entitled to fair treatment under law, or protected in some way? Can the Pührrer suspend Gunt? I thought some other dude ran powerchat, iirc. Either way someone’s getting fucked if that happens. That’s asking for law-fare. Imo, don’t fuck with others money, regardless of personal opinion or fights. Laws are in place to protect consumers and spenders, those chat programs have records. Some things are basic consumer level, or plain not cool to fuck with. Only a pussy does that. We will see what happens though, how much Gunt will get carried and by who.
 
The Gunt is a factory of Ls. Production was low there for a bit as the fire water was running low in the furnace but now we're so back.

What bridge does that man even have left? He's burnt everything down and scorched the land around it. Ralph is gonna be caught in 4k doing interviews with random crack whores on skidrow pretending an empty bottle of Fanta is a mic and that the lice and mites on his gross deadbeat body are his adoring fans.
 
🐷🔥TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY 🔥🐷

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This makes me wonder.... what are the odds that Ralph will just become a welfare queen like Chris?
On the one hand, it would be him returning to his West Memphis trailer trash roots. But on the other hand, it would mean needing to return to the US - where is facing delinquent tax problems, delinquent rent problems, and delinquent child support problems, in addition to a higher cost of living than in Mexico where he wouldn't be able to fully support himself on his streaming income - an income that he just shot in the fucking head.
 
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So you're Ethan Ralph. You're stuck on a dying streaming platform attached to an increasingly irrelevant political movement with a dwindling audience. You know that your so-called friends on this streaming platform secretly talk shit about you behind your back and are just waiting for the best opportunity to plunge that knife in your back. Bills are stacking up, and you need to shake things up to increase your income. What do you do?

Step 1: Start streaming on Rumble so you have something to pivot to when cozy.gov is no longer viable.
Step 2: Patch up your relationship with big name Rumble streamer Nick Rekeita.
Step 3: Instead of waiting for AF to kick you out, fire the first shot so you have an explosive exit.
Step 4: Attack AF in egregious ways so that you become the center of discussion surrounding this failing political movement.
Step 5: Appear on Rekeita's and possibly other big name streamers shows on Rumble to talk about the ensuing drama, exposing your new streaming channel to as many people as possible.
Step 6: Build up a fresh new audience made up primarily of a-logs against AF.
Step 7: :gunt:
This just made me think, is Ralph going to become an AF a-log streamer, where he just covers AF drama constantly? That might actually be a good show
 
*Convinces unhinged teenager to flee her state and become his concubine*

*Trips over himself thanking Ali Alexander for rescuing his beloved gaymergay twitter account*

*Blames Smiley for being a grooming victim for being too sexy*



*Gets ousted from AF*


:diddler:<"WTF, I hate pedos now"
 
The real cherry on top for me is that what finally lit the powder keg was Nick not answering his calls. Nick got the ex gf treatment! :story:

You're telling me that inviting the pill-popping alcoholic felon to be one of the frontrunners of your serious political movement™ was a mis-step?

Just absolutely incredible levels of intellect we're dealing with here.
 
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