Trashfire AF Civil War - It’s happening: the Guntguards vs. the Catboys

6thRanger said:
This is the beginning of the end of America First.

Ethan Ralphamale, of House Ralph, First of his name, King of the Sektur and the Lolcows, Protector of the Seven Sins, the Father of Guntlings, the Warrior of the Great Autism Sea, the Unbanned, the Breaker of Groypers has RISEN!

Alongside the mysterious Lord Adam Edge, known by his underworld broker name "Godwinson" and Lord Nicholas Rekeita, a man recently fallen into madness, he declares WAR!

As numerous Groypers cry, scream and spam reports, their generals fall one by one to the King's doxing power. Their seething reaches heaven, and their homosexual leader, the failed Chairman of America First, Nicholas J. Fuentes can offer nothing but innuendo. The war has just begun and King Ralph's opening attack has been devasting.

This war is one that channels will make videos about for years to come. If the Groypers knew what retribution would come down on them, they would have held their tongue!

TOTAL GROYPER DEATH IS IMMINENT. THE MOVEMENT SHATTERED WITH A FEW MOVES FROM THE KING.

5 STAR DAYS, BITCH!
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Oh you think that's funny boiiii? go find the Ralphamale his gunt plate stretcher now!
 
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I would say this yet another lesson that you cannot create a cohort of All-American Rejects and expect it to succeed in anything except establishing a circle of mutual fellating. Though it should be obvious that between a rapist, a test-tube twink and a BuzzFeed Tries: Federal Informant that it wasn't going to work. Yet it wouldn't work even if you found less abysmal examples of our doomed race. Collecting people based on the fact that they were too weird, stubborn, retarded, gay, autistic or just plain unlikeable for other groups does not make for a successful juggernaut of government-changing motive. In fact it usually is a ploy to secure the support of none-the-wiser morons who get zero political payouts in exchange for their tireless financial and electoral patronage (see: Republican fusionism under Reagan) - or it results in stupid and drawn-out slapfighting if the organizers are genuinely too naïve to be alive and weren't actually trying to do anything intelligent (see: the Constitution Party). I suspect that in this case the individual impulses driving a pillhead convict, a closeted "Ben Shapirez" and a valleygirl rap failure did not align with the American voter.
 
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In all honesty, with all those lolcows? I'm quite surprised it survived this long
 
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