Lolcow David Hill Jr. / Olivia Hill / MachineIV - SJW game author, artist, troon, twitter sperg anarchist, author of #iHunt, Bernie Bro extraordinaire

Cooking with Dave: Don't recycle old cardboard, use it to grow mushrooms. They're tastier than bacon.

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Cooking with Dave: Don't recycle old cardboard, use it to grow mushrooms. They're tastier than bacon.

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Well he is used to ingesting/ injecting foreign chemicals into his body so why not use random cardboard for mushrooms.

By the way, you're better off with logs. You'll get more harvests out of them. Willow tends to be some of the most common to find.

Nothing makes for a good substitute for bacon. That is just a lie told by vegans to feel better about their poor life choices. That's like people who claim tomatoes make for a good substitute for eggs, or how their Beyond Burger tastes like real burgers (despite the fact it never sells)
 
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To be kweer is to be immune to criticism.

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If the truth hurts, I hear that rope is still pretty cheap even with todays market. Funny how so many people hate hearing the truth no what their ideology and are always quick to call you an asshole for it. Change your ways if you don't want people pointing it out.
 
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How about getting a real job instead, Dave?

Oh wait, I forgot. You had a real job and you threw it away and burned every bridge you had made.

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This is how people like Dave think. The problems of society have simple, easy, and obvious solutions, and we would all be living in a full automated zero-emissions queer socialist Wakanda but for those evil alt-right capitalist white fascist transphobic Nazi Trumpers who are committing literal genocide because it gets their rocks off.
 
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Maybe David should try getting a real job and get his wife to actually support the family. You both choose this lifestyle.
 
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Maybe David should try getting a real job and get his wife to actually support the family. You both choose this lifestyle.
It's not just that Dave is poor, it's that his poverty is the fault of everyone and everything except himself. He's fucked up his life on multiple occasions by being such an obnoxious sperg that no one wants to work with him anymore, and now he's moved his family to the ghetto rather than get a real job. I would bet money that is one of the chief reasons why he trooned out, because troons are always victims and can never be held responsible for their actions.

I feel sorry for his kids most of all, because they didn't choose this life. Their father is taking opportunity and safety away from them because his troonery is more important than their futures.

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Yes Dave, because you'd never do something so unprofessional as cheat on your wife with someone who works for you.
 
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Yes Dave, because you'd never do something so unprofessional as cheat on your wife with someone who works for you.
It's no wonder why this man doesn't get any jobs and uses being a tranny as a shield. That's okay though. One of the few people who ever picked up his garbage stopped sharing two months ago so even less people will know he exists.
 
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