Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

I think Marty/Bowser buddy troll shit was lame, whenever anyone is a buddy troll for Cyraxx they get dragged because at the end of the day they're still giving him money etc even if it's to troll him later down the line. Doing it with Bowser is the same level of cringe. In the end, you're still financially supporting a pedo.
Like DSH said in his community post, it wasn't given time to come to a head. Marty was screwing with raxx a lot longer than he's even had a thread on the farms, there was a long while of not much going on with it as well.
 
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Like DSH said in his community post, it wasn't given time to come to a head. Marty was screwing with raxx a lot longer than he's even had a thread on the farms, there a long while of not much going on with it as well.
Agreed there wasn't much going on in the Raxx side of things, I think mainly because of how many players are trying to gain "lulz". I think the big picture is we won't get any Cyrax buddy trolling or even close to that level since 3/3 because of Cyrax absolutely fearing Marty and cannot trust he won't come to beat his ass again. I do think that given enough time that Marty just leaves Cyrax alone though, he will come crawling back because it's always a Tom & Jerry esque show with them. I do believe though that Bowser may have been a tool for Marty to annoy people out of Cyrax territory because he does realize people find him annoying and don't want him on. Get rid of the new people trying to orbit around, and keep Cyrax in check by himself. That could be me just overthinking it though, but I have a feeling the overwhelming paranoia videos we've gotten so far from Raxx have shown that Marty is still living in his head as Raxx pays Marty rent.
 
I don't think he even weighs 105. Tangerine told Marty that he had to put rocks in his pockets so he weighed enough to donate plasma. And that was 2020-2021, when he was probably healthier than now. Look at how sunk in his jaws are.
There is no way in hell he's close to 100lbs, there's just no fucking way, not unless he somehow has the density of a dying sun. Tiny little frame with zero muscle mass and normal amount of body fat means the only way he'd crack 100lbs is if he was standing on a 50lb weight first.

I honestly think his true weight is somewhere in the 70-80lb range at best. When he was trying to wrestle the bat away from protest guy, he might as well have been trying to uproot a tree Superman style, but he couldn't even jerk him slightly off balance despite pulling with both hands and all his might.

If Chance ever had an opportunity to display his alleged "retard strength" that was it and he completely fucking whiffed on it. IF he was actually the 5'3 150lbs he claims he is, he could have done some actual damage swinging that bat, but he couldn't. It doesn't matter how angry a broomstick in a basketball jersey is, it's still just a broomstick in a basketball jersey.
 
Like DSH said in his community post, it wasn't given time to come to a head. Marty was screwing with raxx a lot longer than he's even had a thread on the farms, there was a long while of not much going on with it as well.

Or, alternatively, Marty bit off more than he could chew and helped fund a literal pedo and give them the confidence to continue being a degenerate.

Bowser was already punched in to the ground by others. There was no need for Marty to become involved other than because the shit with Cyrax was drying up.

Marty lost control of Bowser pretty earlier on. He couldn't handle someone who clever enough to be truly manipulative and sneaky.

I don't understand the credit people give to Marty for Rax; Rax literally explodes at random one off trolls who call him. Marty isn't the elaborate troll you people seem to paint him as - he's mid. At best.

If defending the sexual assault of a 17 year old is somehow epic trolling these days and having his fans attack anyone who called Bowser out for a pedo is epic trolling these days then I must be getting old because it sounds like faggotry to me.
 
Or, alternatively, Marty bit off more than he could chew and helped fund a literal pedo and give them the confidence to continue being a degenerate.

Bowser was already punched in to the ground by others. There was no need for Marty to become involved other than because the shit with Cyrax was drying up.

Marty lost control of Bowser pretty earlier on. He couldn't handle someone who clever enough to be truly manipulative and sneaky.

I don't understand the credit people give to Marty for Rax; Rax literally explodes at random one off trolls who call him. Marty isn't the elaborate troll you people seem to paint him as - he's mid. At best.

If defending the sexual assault of a 17 year old is somehow epic trolling these days and having his fans attack anyone who called Bowser out for a pedo is epic trolling these days then I must be getting old because it sounds like faggotry to me.
Yeah but in his defence, he's the only one who had the patience (and insanity) to persist, put up with Raxx for so long and thus produce some of the most incomparable milk from a lolcow we've seen for a while
 
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Yeah but in his defence, he's the only one who had the patience (and insanity) to persist, put up with Raxx for so long and thus produce some of the most incomparable milk from a lolcow we've seen for a while

Is that because she's a good troll, or because we've just been starved of such content since a lot of the pro touching of shit platforms self destructed? It just doesn't seem especially special to me.
 
DSH made a good community post calling out the retards for ruining Marty's game with White Bowser, something I think applies to some peeps here as well who got super buttmad that Marty was "cozying up" to earl. Autistically not realizing that's how it's done and when they're calm and ingratiated to him then he leaps on them. That's how he ensnared raxx so well.
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If your masterful long-term trolling plan involves getting boozed and pilled out of your head while giving $1000 to a known paedophile and sexual predator, then it's not masterful at all. It's classic pillhead thinking (think Lowtax and Ralph) - "I'm going to do something petty and self-destructive just to own my perceived enemies". A long-term buddy troll on Cyrax worked because nobody knew who he was. Did he really think nobody was going to object to him raising money for Bowser, when everyone in the cow sektur already knew he was a predator? (and unlike Cyrax, we know that he has shown pornography to minors and sexually assaulted a 17-year-old girl. There's way more evidence for Bowser being a chomo than there is for Cyrax). He cozied up to Bowser simply to spite Kiwitapes and Smokey because they had the nerve to steal "his" cow. Did he honestly expect he would be left alone to give Bowser money? That's the thought process of a pillhead, not a master troll.

I don't care how good the payoff might be, if you give a grand to a predator you fucking suck, as a troll and as a human being. Not that I think there would have been any payoff, even if everyone would have been miraculously OK with raising money for Bowser, because Marty's substance abuse problems are now so severe he can't think straight. Again the references are Lowtax and Ralph - they may have had it together enough once upon a time to come up with long-term plans, but once they killed off most of their braincells with booze and pills they blundered into disaster after disaster, all whilst their hardcore paypiggies went into denial and were insisting "trust the plan", even if it was more through hope than expectation.

You're dangerously close to gunt-guarding, dude, stop it.
 
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If your masterful long-term trolling plan involves getting boozed and pilled out of your head while giving $1000 to a known paedophile and sexual predator, then it's not masterful at all.
He really gave the guy a grand? Well shit. Why does everything gotta be so fucking gay and retarded. I guess I'm gay and retarded for not knowing he was giving Bowser cash. Let's go back to when retards didn't just give money to cows. (:_(
 
He really gave the guy a grand? Well shit. Why does everything gotta be so fucking gay and retarded. I guess I'm gay and retarded for not knowing he was giving Bowser cash. Let's go back to when retards didn't just give money to cows. (:_(
He didn't give $1000 of his own money to Bowser, he's Jewish after all. He pinned Bowser's Cashapp to the top of chat while he was streaming and told his paypigs to give Bowser money, which they did because they either thought it was brilliant trolling somehow or just because he told them to.

This may come across as harsh, but I think everyone involved in this story should die.
 
He didn't give $1000 of his own money to Bowser, he's Jewish after all. He pinned Bowser's Cashapp to the top of chat while he was streaming and told his paypigs to give Bowser money, which they did because they either thought it was brilliant trolling somehow or just because he told them to.

This may come across as harsh, but I think everyone involved in this story should die.
May as well be him giving him the money.

Looks like Chance tried to attack Sally. Again.

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